I didn't get a chance to see the 2nd episode, but i am curious

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>>745486684

>>745486779
I don't get that, does that mean you think it's funny or that the concept is bad?

Seth MacFarmland needs to stop. He needs to slow down with the ADD amphetamines realise that he can't just make fan fiction with shitty, predictable famguy shithumor woven in. Today he had a kermit the Frog prop as a gag decoration.... Kermit the frog is owned by Disney, which owns ABC, which is incompetition with Fox. I mean, I don't care but the guy just isn't being quality with this, the trillionths attempt at trying to make a hit by ironically being derivative as fuck. And using the production as a prop to work out issues with his ex-wife? I mean, dude it's not going to work out like the Big Sick.

>>745488604
>Kermit the frog is owned by Disney, which owns ABC, which is incompetition with Fox

whats that have to do with.... anything?

I like it. It's not great by any standard but it's fun. Plus it's the only show like it we really have so it's better than nothing.

Apparently my recording missed half the episode due to the football game before it running long.

I'm enjoying the show so far. Not Star Trek or Galaxy Quest good, but a nice mix of the two.

>>745489539
He's trying to be random, because it's funny according to disney sitcoms, but he's fucking up on the vested interests thing. The guy is like the Elon Musk of shitcoms; low key self-aggrandizing and subtly narcissistic. Seth Myers needs to stop being corny, cheap and derivative, is it so much to ask!?

>>745486684
I have 42 minutes left downloading ep2.
I ain't not didn'ting reading this treadle y'all niggurz, bc I know one of you delightful shitcunts will vomit spoilers all over it forthwith.

I thought episode 1 was good enough to watch ep 2. As big a star dreck fan as I may be, I'm not sure I have it in me to take another rubber suit rebooting seriously, so this preddy gud shoe may it for me. Also I'm high, so we'll just see about all that.

>>745486684
Seth Mcfarlane looks weird, can't watch anything he's in.

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>>745486863

>>745486684
goddamn terrible. Too clean and antiseptic a set for the jokes, no sense of actual drama or risk, and palicki's wasted as a set-up man for mcfarlane, except when they give her totally telegraphed put-downs.

>>745489813

I watched it live due to game but liking it enough to keep recording. Looks like it will be on Thursdays now.

>>745489961
Same, however am willing to make an exception. Only bc I am so FUHUHUHUCKING desperate for a fucking sci-fi series already. I mean god damn!

>>745486684
So she fucked up enough to be thrown out of the marvel franchise too?

>>745486684
I watched it on my Kodi box. It's Galaxy Quest the TV Series. Critics hate it, but they hate everything Seth does...including Ted.

Second episode was good. First episode was good. Not great, but good.

The real elephant in the room is how well this will stack up against Star Trek Discovery (STD). That's shaping up to be an SJW shit show. If The Orville spanks STD in ratings, maybe the network fucktards will rethink their mistakes.

>>745486684
Looks really really bad honestly

watching it right now,
not the worst thing i've watched,
I kinda like it

>>745490221
Is it actually Sci Fi? If there is too much comedy I can't take the show seriously.

>>745490311
>hmmm who will the Jews get behind
really makes you think

>>745486684
it's bad

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>thinking any serious could even come close to TNG or DS9

And what is the deal with the fucking name? The Orville? The fucking sponsored by Orville Redenbacher popcorn. Grab a bowl of Orville.
Why not the Colonel sanders or the Harold?

>>745490409
STD literally searched for a gay actor to play a gay character that they hadn't even fleshed out, yet. And, all this was before they wrote any scripts, sewn any costumes, built any sets, etc.

Orville has excellent special effects, a good cast, and is constantly referencing other franchises...especially Star Trek. Shit, the doctor was Benjamin Sisco's wife. We'll have to wait and see if it really catches it's stride. I'm hoping it does. Lots of potential.

The musical score is too Big Band. This is the television production equivalent of Seth Farland's own personal blog. It's like a vanity production, like Rebecca Black's Friday

>>745490311
>Critics hate it, but they hate everything Seth does...including Ted.
Maybe that's because Seth lacks the ability to be funny in any context, and his understanding of script writing tops out at the fifth grade level.

>>745490376
I don't know. And honestly I'm not sure it matters.
If we know anything about STD, it's that they'll completely fuck it up anyway. Hopefully the Orville (wtf who named this show) will get enough viewers and lose them that the brass will step in and tone the seth down a bit and make it a little less "grown men acting like 13yo girls" .

What has seth done?

Stuff i'm familiar with:
Family Guy
American Dad
Ted

all trash. Anything else?

>>745490311
Few things that are pissing me off about Discovery

>Says it's from a "new" perspective
>Lead actress is garbage in every other film credit
>Gets pushed back again and again
>Prequel again

Who wants to bet it's going to be an SJW shitshow? I mean Rodenberry pushed the envelope with tolerance and diversity back in the day with his stuff, but this is just gonna be a pandering to faggots.

>>745490855
You're the kind of femi-man Bernie supporter who probably watches Downton Abbey with his parents.

>>745490855
Made a kludgy hash out of Carl Sagans beautiful Cosmos series.

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>>745490955

>>745488604
>t. butthurt matt & trey

>>745491004
1.21 niggawats

>>745491004
going to defend family guy and american dad?

>>745489961
>Seth Mcfarlane looks weird,

He looks like Dylan Harper, idjit.

>>745491004
you're the kind of alt-right middle schooler who jacks off to american history x alone in his bedroom

>>745490955
The lead was Sasha in Walking Dead, and I like her... that being said, her fucking character in STD is named... MICHAEL. They promised it was in the prime TOS universe, 10 years before Kirk and the gang, but the tech is all wrong, the ships are all wrong, and the Klingons... WTF, they're purple. And fuzzy.

Rodenberry was progressive before that concept was ruined by libtards...but it was the story that carried the concepts, not the shit STD is slamming in our faces.

AND, CBS EXPECTS US TO PAY $6/MO ON THEIR NEW STREAMING SERVICE TO WATCH IT.

It's doomed.

>>745491153
I like Family Guy. American Dad- not so much. Cosmos, not at all
Ted was awesome.

>>745490855
Can't recall the name atm, but that western comedy he did was awesome imo. But I love that kind of shit (period comedy i.e. Almost Heroes). Agree everything else was petty crap.

>>745490555

Orville Wright you uneducated peon.

>>745491299
The fuck is STD because I know you're not talking about syphilis.

>>745491282
You act like that's a bad thing

>>745491508
Wait, just got it.

>>745491465
A million ways to die in the old west I think/

>>745490768
Yea I'm worried about STD. It has potential but we all know how CBS is in the current year.

>>745491299
No ones going to pay that. We're going to download it off TPB like everybody else does.

CBS is utterly retarded. But we know this already. They haven't known what the fuck to do with Star Trek since 1995.

>owns rights to a show fir 50 years
>Biggest & most dedicated fan base of any show in history
>stick it on the shelf and ignore it for a decade or so
>make some other thing that's totally different that no one asked for
>delay it repeatedly until question marks
>decide not to put it on tv

JUST MAKE THE SHOW PEOPLE WANT YOU FUCKING JACKASSES, AND PUT IT ON THE AIR, LIKE YOURE SUPPOSED TO. ITS NOT GODDAMN ROCKET SCIENCE.

>>745491479
Are you fucking kidding me, that's so bad. Spaceships and that primitive hack have literally zero in common. Orville, for one, is a stupid name and naming a 'starfleet' ship that is even stupider. The original series had COOL, NON-PERSON names like enterprise and voyager. Seth fails once again, giving it a gay person's name who wasn't even fucking close to space travel. I bet he did it to remind everyone that white people invented flying (in all capacities), because that's what Seth believes.

>>745491479
that's a stretch

>>745490855
American Dad is alright. The only thing McFuckface did that was "good" though, was A Million Ways To Die In The West. Ah, mustache! Ah, mustache! If you only have a mustaaaache....

I saw the commercial for the Orville and it looks like cringy dogs hit that reeks of phoned-in pseudo-humor and trying too hard. I don't want to watch a fruity Hollywood liberal take a yellow bubbly piss all over Star Trek.

>>745491825
it's not even expensive! it's stage plays in space!

>>745490700
>The musical score is too Big Band.

The music is an homage to the music from STNG, Voyager, DS9, and the Trek movies.

They have Brannon Braga on the production side. Doesn't get more Trek than that.

>>745491978
*dogshit.

Goddamn autocorrect.

>>745491053

I blame that hack Neil deGrasse Tyson, not Seth.

Some things are meant to loom fake. But all in all, the humor is good. It's definatly not " 100 ways to die in the west humor" it seem to be adult comedy but it seems to get a little bit riskier. It's at least a comedy that's not some reality show. I think Brooklyn 99 is funnier but the humor is on the same line. I'll keep watching it.

>>745492064
Gene Roddenberry would be more Star Trek than Braga but you're right, out of living people.

>>745490662

They picked about the worst possible Trek character they could have taken. Except for possibly:

Miles OBrien's wife
Troi's mother - luckily dead so not available
Vedek Winn
most ferengi except quark

>>745491834
They had 3,000 ships to name and man. Cool names like Enterprise, Intrepid, and Farragut get snatched up pretty quick. And, Seth plays a guy who was literally their last choice for a captain.

>>745492338
>>745492064
Roddenberry or techno.

>>745491299
>AND, CBS EXPECTS US TO PAY $6/MO ON THEIR NEW STREAMING SERVICE TO WATCH IT.

Well, I guess I'll pass on this.

>>745490311
But Ted was awful. The only good thing about that movie was Flash Gordon, and if you haven't lived back in those days to get a major nostalgia trip, shit I wonder what was there for you to even like.

>>745492347

Dude, DS9 Ferengi are the best.

>>745492347
>most ferengi except quark

Rom, Nog and Brunt were all great. Only Zek and Ishka were particularly annoying.

>>745492405
>Seth plays a guy who was literally their last choice for a captain
I guess when you think of it like that, the Bame Orville fits, since that is about the least cool (but plausible) name for a ship you could conceivable end up with.

But then they went and made the ship pretty cool anyway, so, eh...?

>>745492347
There was a great theory before this all was revealed- that "Number 1" from the TOS pilot "The Cage" would be the star of STD. Originally played by Majel Roddenberry (Nurse Chappel, Troi's mom, the computer voice). I could have dealt with that character getting her own series. She was pretty good in that episode.

>>745491825
Not to mention there are an endless amount of directions you could take from the Star Trek universe. Think about how badass a series from the Klingon/Romulan/Cardassian perspective could be.

>>745491834
>Seth fails once again, giving it a gay person's name who wasn't even fucking close to space travel.

No, but he was important to early air flight.

>>745491879
>that's a stretch

Hey, it's the best reason I could think of and the first thing I thought of when I heard the name.

>>745492567
Come to Quarks!
Quarks is fun!
Come right now!
Don't walk, RUN!

>>745490239
whats the deal? she got bad mojo or sumthin?

>>745486684
I am a cunt
U r a cunt
We r cunts
They are cunts
Everybody cunts
cunts cunts cunts

>>745492554
>>745492567
Stop. Just. Stop.

Outside of the basement there is a whole world (real one.) There's sunlight, and green grass. Better than that, there's pussy. Pussy, is for sex. Sex, is not a spectator sport. So call your mom, ask her where the door to "outside" is and she'll show you the way. The rest is up to you.

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>>745491266
NO NOOOO YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

>>745492338

Rick Berman is still alive, but he's done a lot of damage to the franchise, especially in the STNG movies.

>>745492975
>Projecting this hard

Show needs way more smut tbh

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>>745491299
>STD

Oh my god I just clued in.....HA!

>>745493064
Fuck off. These dweebs would argue if I said Maximum warp is 16. Or any other number for that matter.

I got a wife and kids and ain't projecting shit faggot.

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>>745493139

oh shit i gotta watch this
netflix?

>>745492975
Way to set everyone straight anon.
Next, I look forward to seeing you in a trap thread trying to tell everyone to stop liking traps.

>>745486684
I am a massive Star Trek nerd, missed the first one but saw the second one and I liked it.

It's not amazing but it's on-par or better than Enterprise and it'll probably be more star trek than Discovery.. that show is probably going to be a great gilded pile of horsedicks

>>745493203
fukk ya nigga hell ya muthafuckka

>>745493054
They all had their time. Roddenberry was kinda pushed aside after season 3 of TNG and then Bermann/Braga took the reigns. By the end of Enterprise (cut short) they'd run out of steam.

JJ Abrams, love it or hate it, breathed new life into the franchise with the movie reboots.

Now we have some flit-boys in charge of the new show and I think we're doomed.

>>745493185
>Obviously knows what maximum warp actually is
>Tries to call everyone else here nerds for also knowing it

>>745493054
Yeah, I wasn't sure who was worse, Berman or Braga. Whoever was responsible for ennerprise, & frankly, most of voyager too.

>>745493139
I push that name everywhere I can. I came up with it instantly after hearing Star Trek Discovery. I desperately want it to stick. STD looks cancerous.

>>745493254
I'LL MAXIMUM WARP YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>745492347

Most people will probably remember her from Caste.

>>745492769
>Majel Roddenberry

They weren't married at the time of "The Cage". I think that happened after the series. But she did rock the role.

>>745493320
>thinks the jews didn't do this on purpose

>>745493376
During the filming, Gene Deadenburied was banging both Nurse Chappel and Uhura. At the same time.

It's so much like The Next Generation that by rights, I shouldn't like it. Because I should be offended that any show attempts to recreate that success. But it hits all the right nostalgia buttons for the most part.
With an actual Star Trek show premiering next weekend, we'll see who does it better.

>>745493320
>STD looks cancerous
>STD
>Cancerous
>SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE
>
>CANC.......


GAHHHHH

>>745493237
>JJ Abrams, love it or hate it, breathed new life into the franchise with the movie reboots.
>Now we have some flit-boys in charge of the new show and I think we're doomed.


The Orville seems to be more true to the ST universe than anything JJ "Lens Flare" Abrams will ever create. That being said, I do enjoy the Abrams stuff but don't really see it as ST.

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>>745493548
At least STD seems to have made a good phaser.

>>745493254
Fucking this

>>745493318
>Yeah, I wasn't sure who was worse, Berman or Braga.

I blame Berman. But, tbh, I'd have to see read through the credits to see whom was the one with the most to blame after Roddenberry died.

dammit canadian netflix
how do i watch this illegally?

>>745493491
>banging both Nurse Chappel and Uhura.

And, I expect, more women on top of them.

>>745493929
Go on Amazon, look up "amazon kodi box", Find one with a S905x processor and includes the keyboard/mousepad remote. Should cost you about $45.
WATCH EVERYTHING

You might have to put a good Kodi build on it. Internet has lots of sites and videos to guide you through it.

You're welcome.

>>745493754
With the filter of "alternate universe" I have zero problems with the JJ movies. Are they going to break any barriers or push any social envelopes? God no. But they are fun eye-candy and an entertaining hour and a half.

>>745494140
Ehh... they showed Sulu's husband. Yeah, so the original actor was gay, so let's make the character gay, too!
...sigh

>Other than that, I kinda like the new JJverse movies.

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>>745494239

One thing to note about Star Trek- Paramount owns the movie rights and CBS the TV rights. That's why the JJverse was so different.

>>745494123
Or go search for The Bay that Pirates sail into to trade their booty. Should cost you between $0 and $0.

>>745494140
>>>745493754 (You)
>With the filter of "alternate universe" I have zero problems with the JJ movies

Agreed. They don't try to be more than they are, which I do appreciate it.

>>745494140
The remake of Wrath of Kahn was unwatchable cover band garbage.

Come to think of it, that's pretty much what he did with SW VII:TFA.

>>745494889
yeah thanks, but I'm done with all that. The boxes are cheap and aren't prone to all the virus/malware crap. Plus, it just HDMI's to my big TV, Netflix-like interface... just easier.

>>745486684
This show kicks ass.
Intentional spoof on Star Trek but that is part of the joke.

>>745495038
It was Cucumberbach that killed it for me. Ricardo nailed the role and I can't imagine it being anyone else. I know, I know, he was Mexican and Kahn was from India, but wutevs

>>745494239

FWIW, George Takei was against them making Sulu gay.

>>745495842
First sensible thing he's said in years.
Ohhhhhhh MY!

>>745495842
Side note. I met Walter Koenig once. He's an asshole.

>>745495988
The Orv's

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>>745486684
half the jokes fall flat
the relationship shit is cuck tier

So, the sister ship is named Wilbur?

Wilbur?
Mr Ed
Seth McFuck is a jackass.
Now I see the connection.

>>745490311
>Not great, but good.
pretty much
>seems rather expensive too
>waiting for cancellation tbdesu

>>745497187
Seth seems to either be friends with EVERYONE or maybe has dirt on everyone. He always seems to get his way with whatever he wants to do. And gets amazing people to show up in his projects. I wouldn't hold your breath for a cancellation. First episode got amazing ratings, anyway.

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>>745492554
>Dude, DS9 Ferengi are the best.
they were the only reason I watched. Quark was the best character on that show.

>>745486863
it means that he is a fagit

>>745497424
I think fox saw a chance to capitalize on the lost Star Trek audience. Good on them.

>>745493760
the remote controller phasers make the most sense since they aren't marines. They shouldn't have "gun" guns.

I thought three tv show is hilarious.
>come home, wife is banging a blue alien

>bye.

>fuckthisimouttahere.jpg


>get a firstmate. Oh hey look it's ex..

Lmao

>>745497424
>wouldn't hold your breath for a cancellation.
a laugh track then
>I was waiting for one the entire time.

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>>745497969
>Lmao
gr8 b8 m9

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>>745491299
>and the Klingons... WTF, they're purple. And fuzzy.
really?
>my fucking sides right now
are the Vulcans short, green, with 1 big eye?

>>745486684
Everything he does is taken from somewhere else. Family Guy premise is from The Simpsons
Character designs are from Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
Stewie was lifted from Jimmy Corrigan, Boy Genius
American Dad and The Nigger Show are retreads of Family Guy
The Orville is Galaxy Quest

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>>745498532
>Everything he does is taken from somewhere else.

>>745498532
>Seth McRogan gets nervous

Watched 10 minutes of the pilot. Not bad, but Galaxy Quest did it better.

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>>745498532

>>745486684
Good Show. Missed first episode, saw second episode tonight. Will watch again.

It's an amazing show. I am really liking it.

>>745486684
seth mcfuckstick sucks cocks

>>745486684
First thoughts:

1.I don't hate Seth's character.
2.Palicki is hot.Like ridiculously beautiful. Too bad she seems to be cursed.
3.The security officer is too powerful.Pretty much kills any tension created unless they kill her off soon.
4. The special effects for space stuff are OK. It looks like an updated Next Generation too be honest.
5.Sadly the show is doomed.The crew sucks.Bad.

Better than Star Trek Discovery!

>>745490311
>galaxy quest the tv series
dont you dare compare this to galaxy quest.

>>745499946
This is what is truly sad. I have a feeling Orville will blow Discovery out of the water.

McFarlane tones it down a little but it's the same lame-ass pop culture jokes he's been doing for the last decade.

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>>745486684
it's literally TNG

like not even a parody. It's 100% TNG and it's good

they even used literal star trek music in this episode

>>745486684
have not sen s1e2 either, but was kinda disappointed that he didn't let the cunt leave, but the bullshit ex-wife drama may be necessary

>>745490311
>STD
How unfortunate.

Kind of reminds me of a high school play where everyone waits a second too long before saying their lines

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>>745491834
>giving it a gay person's name
I wasn't aware that names determined sexuality. I suppose yours is Faggot McAssblastme!
>I bet he did it to remind everyone that white people invented flying (in all capacities), because that's what Seth believes.
This is true. Blacks did so much...

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>>745486684
I only watched the first episode. it was good-but-not-great (as other anons said)...until the final minute. The female lead's final moment of S1E1 re-contextualized the entire series premise to be that old, tired, played out trope: "this man think he in charge, but he wouldn't be where he is without this strong wymennz"

This trope has been everywhere lately, along with its bait & switch deployment, and I'm just tired of seeing it. I'll pass on watching any future episodes of this show.

>>745488604
havent watched the show but this guy's argument is fucking retarded. he just hops on the family guy isnt funny anymore bandwagon and is being all faggoty about it. his argument doesnt even make sense. if you want to state an opinion on the internet at least back it up with valid reasons faggot. his comment about kermit the frog... he tries to back it up with knowledge like it means something fuckin kek "the guy just isnt being quality with this" kill yourself so your shit inbred opinions die too.

>>745489887
calm down fatty.

>>745486684
The mixed reviews makes me think it's worth a watch. I think I'll like it. I've never not liked a seth macfarlane production.

>>745486684
I thought it'd suck a bigger dick than Family Guy, American Dad & The Cleveland Show. I'm shocked it's an enjoyable show.