what are your fetishes /b/
>>745480072
basically everything that doesnt involve shit piss or puke
Show me your feet and I'll tell you.
Feet and Body Expansion/Inflation.
Pretty fucking basic.
>>745480625
Seconded
>>745480435
I can 100% relate
>>745480072
Bondage and rape, anything with gags is almost an instant splurge
Aliens/Fantasy cocks
>>745480072
I do this almost exclusively at hotels because it's a pain to clean up
I like to eat until I'm going to throw up, plug the bath tub, puke in the bath tub, then chug a ton of water and puke the water in just to make sure I've got everything out of my stomach, then turn the tap on until the water is a couple inches deep, turn tap off, lay down in vomit concoction, and use my stomach bile as lube for my dildo while I jack off.
I do this almost exclusively at hotels because I can just leave the mess and not have to clean it up myself. I've been banned from more than a few hotels.
I wish I was a girl does that count
>>745481040
>>745480435
Add diapers,blood, and snuff to that list and you're literally me.
i saw a doujin about someone forcing a toilet brush down someones throat and now i cant stop thinking about it
theres like a single fucking set about a hand going down someones throat and its a fucking [spoiler]girl[/spoiler]
>>745481170
The best is doing it at bed and breakfast places where it's just an old married couple renting a room or two out, when I do it at those places I always wait outside by the bathroom and wait for the screaming to start, it is beyond satisfying
I do wish I had some way of knowing how many maids have quit their jobs because of me
>>745481495
I'm a huge fart fetishist
>>745481040
>>745481040
Well. That's a fucking new one. Thanks for sharing, Anon.
I'm really into giant/male muscle/cock expansion on tiny breast expansion female. There's not a lot of it out there, just a lot of fucking deviants who like being overpowered by giant women. Fucking weirdoes.
>>745481608
you disgas me
Pits. Nothing special
futa on male
futa on loli
futa rape
oh shit man my dick gets harder than a fucking muslim watching the 9/11 shit.
and i know that because ama a muslim
>>745481742
Piss off Carlos
>>745481608
honestly, why?
>>745482000
Because I am Jewish. Also cool trips fag.
i got this weird thing about selfcest and brain damage. tl:dr which will get tl:dr anyways is that i imagine travelling to the past and then molesting my younger self in a way that i know my younger self will hate. like, im a fag now, but before i feared fags, so id fuck my younger selfs ass and whisper into my ear how gay id end up. all my fears, my worries, id never have sex, never touch a women,all that shit.
my hope would be that i could feel my futures self change based on this information. id get skinny, feel cutting scars appear on my wrists, but more importantly, feel memories. every second would change my future, so every second of the torture would have different futures. id feel, live, exist thousands of different futures based on what i did, like living thousands of lives every second. it would be insane
>>745481889
shoulda been fart off, carlos
>>745481040
Hey, in case you're wondering if you're a degenerate weirdo, you are.
>>745482000
>Why?
I have no fucking clue to be honest. Every time I try think of something that would have caused me to develop the fetish like I've seen other people do I always come up blank.
All I know is the sound and smell of women's farts is super erotic to me.
Nice trips.
>>745482229
I'm not stooping to his level
>>745482182
shit i didnt even mention brain damage. second thing is about getting brain damage hard enough i cant speak, talk, walk. and theres a care taker who resents it, has to help me, take care of me, and takes their anger out on me sexually. i cant stop them but they dont know i can see, hear or feel it. im aware of the burden, but cant do anything
>>745482327
>stoop
>synonyms: lower, bend, incline
>>745482327
Have you even smelt a chicks fart? If not then your fetish will not last.
>>745482467
>chick
>>745480435
Yeah, more or less.
>>745482518
>Chuck
>>745480435
>>745482527
im into piss in the slightest, i hate it. something about pissing into girls gaping anuses
,...guys too, but they never look like my trap animays
>>745482601
>sneed
>>745482467
I had an ex who used to fart up my nose and in my mouth for me, it was amazing.
>>745482601
Retard
>>745482731
You deserved to be gassed.
This.
>>745480072
I have a huge feminization fetish. It started off from my crossdressing at a really young age and I was/currently am so androgynous that it's only been reinforced my whole life. If I wasn't reasonably sensible I would actually become a full on tranny for the sheer sexual pleasure I'd get but I don't actually have dysphoria. I just absolutely love looking and acting like a girl in every way. Objectifying myself and being a pretty slutty trap is my fucking drug.
>>745480072
Quadruple amputees.
>>745482273
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a sick fuck am I?
I would like some cookies and a glass of hot piss to drink with then
>>745482964
Thanks
>>745482994
>>745483093
We can combine?
>>745483315
theyre actually really cute
>>745483183
1/I don't really believe you.
>>745480072
So far my most prevalent ones are:
Mom encourages impregnation from her son.
Characters take dog cocks and cum.
There's a little bit of xeno girls seducing human males mixed in there from time to time, but those two are most prevalent;
>>745483626
If a son impregnates a his mother, the offspring in relation to him will be his son? Or brother?
>>745483416
I guess I'll take a picture next time I do it, though I find it very unlikely you'll actually be in a thread to see it
>>745483724
Both.
>>745483739
My twitter is @realDonaldTrump
Just drop me a DM kthnx
This....
xhamster com /videos/ i-love-japanese-anal-03-1118648
beeing a trap
other traps
eating cum
Wedgies
>>745480072
Cheerleaders
Oral in general
Deepthroat all the way in.
Puking too becouse of that too.
Incest and ass sniffing. I do the ass sniffing thing daily with gf but I don't actually fuck my mom or sisters.
>>745484815
Literally kill yourself.
Little girls, impregnation, pregnancy, birth, mother son incest, any combination of the above.
twinks age 14-19 getting raped by guys in their 20s (basically older brother rapes younger brother)
>>745480072
i'm trying new stuff with this new girl im seeing. she's really into degradation so i'm just seeing what i can get away with.
i spit in her mouth and had her swallow it. i had a nosebleed and bled in her mouth, swallowed. i pissed in her mouth, swallowed. she eats my ass. she has repressed fetishes about scat, so i guess i'm going to escalate into that. she wants me to fart in her mouth when she's eating my ass.
all i want to do is deliver sicknasty creampies so idk.
Pretty much everything except:
-gay stuff
-gore
-vore
-nipple related fetishes
Shitty story / text bits are a big minus. I wish people would either use a good story or none at all. The middle ground on this helps no one.
>>745486278
literally the opposite. by day. straight as an arrow, by night, DICKS DICKS COCKS
Cuties in Socks
>>745486656
I bet he pretends to be Light and writes the names of his bullies down in a notebook.
Nn jb is mine
>>745484815
Never understood diaper fetish is it the thought of pooping in it that gets you off?
>>745486799
are you nothing, because, all that ass i cant grab
>>745480072
Agressive, corrupt, abusive men in uniform
Animals
basically, ass and feet. Fucking her ass from the front, her legs up licking her toes is my heaven.
Wife doesn't like anal... fuck.
>>745486894
Huh?
>>745486858
there was this period of time i was abusing otc stuff and it made me sensitive as fuck, id jerk off while holding a shit in, but i dont get it either. why would you want to collect/hold onto your shit?
>>745486965
asphincter says what?
This
Saw a thread on /b/ a few days ago about horse pussies and the way they throb, watched a video of a dude fucking a horse and jerked off immediately
Th-thanks /b/.....
>>745487156
Dude it is hot wanna kik?
>>745486894
>>745487076
He doesn't care that she doesn't have an ass. He wants something smaller than himself to molest.
>>745487418
amen. as in a man. because i agree, fat asses are
fat
>>745485358
Damn sounds awesome. You met her online?
>>745480072
qt brunette 2-D girls getting a lemon squeezed into their eyes.
What are the chances?
>>745487658
>>745485358
all this stuff sounds like bullshit. how do people even get this way, agree to this? this entire concept of dick into vagina is so fucking crazy.
>>745487798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI
MFM and cum play. Like sloppy seconds.
Pet girls
Snowballing
Catgirls (especially tailplugs on girls)
Uniforms (strangely to low level retail or service jobs. I've been attracted to more girls who work at places like Dollar General or gas stations than to celebs or models.)
My wife is into exactly zero of these. :-(
>>745487913
ive even seent it, i just dont get it. i have drunkenly fallen asleep next to couples...coupling. it makes no sense
>>745488019
Whats your wife into?
>>745488148
hes into me
>>745480072
let me get dubs and let me tell u
>>745488255
So you lied to me ...
>>745480072
Ass. I want to sniff and eat a nice ass hole.
>>745488148
She lost all her sex drive when the kid was born. Like it just vanished. Of course giving birth was kind of traumatic for her (complications, tearing etc.)
Before the kid she would wear lingerie and stuff.
>>745488441
Same here bro it's rare that I eat one but I sniff the fuck out of asshole
>>745488715
Having child sucks lol
Love me some cock vore
>>745488715
I know your pain, anon. It's awful. To the point were I've considered cheating on her, and almost have multiple times. But I can't bring myself to it.
>>745488901
No it doesn't. If it did you wouldn't have a child
>>745489174
Yup, I would never cheat (I've actually had the opportunity a couple times when a woman I know flat out asked me to do it with her) because I do love my wife and my daughter. It just sucks balls.
>>745489424
>It just sucks balls.
Talk it over with your wife. Maybe you can get an arrangement worked out. Maybe she's a cuckquean like my wife.
>>745480072
I'm only turned on by robots
A female humping my ass. degrading me. etc
>father/son
>hairy older men
>beards
>cruising
>>745480072
Loli rape and genital mutilation on loli futa.
>>745489673
haha, no she always shut down the idea of a threesome or anything like that. I even offered to have a two guy one girl threesome to get a two girl one and she said no.
>>745483315
Post more you fuck
I like being beat, cut with knives, pissed on, choked, just a basic ass masochist. But my bf is a pussy and only likes fucking in missionary for 5 minutes. So.. I just cry myself to sleep every night
Diapers
>>745490800
Same but reversed genders. I have a rape fetish and my gf only wants sex in three positions for years
>>745480435
This but thighs, skintight clothing, anal or asses in general, and sadomasochism, also I trap a lot too
>>745480072
thighs
>>745480072
koreans
>>745490800
How do you get into relationships where there's such a sexual mismatch? do you not fuck until you've been dating a year or something?
>>745480072
Anything without shit or puke
>>745491109
That's actually the worst, yah I'm almost at the point where I wanna break up with him but it's been 5 years.. ive obviously told him about my fetishes but he just says that it's fucked up.
I'm into fart porn, girls/men getting farted directly into their mouths.
Traps and shemales are also good, but only when they swallow cum..
Seriously nothing else gets me off anymore, have I gone too far?
Public nudity. I'm too much of a pussy to even post any photos to /b/ but even just going outside partially naked in my backyard turns me on so much
>>745491567
I have cheated and its something i was willing to do. Am about to break up and just move on. I need to dominate a girl to release energy normal sex is only good when mixed and being one of several alternatives.
zzz
Cock biting
>>745481608
Same here, it's not even the scent that turns me on. It's really just the act of it, makes it a more humiliating form of domination. Luckily i have a gf who tolerates my weird fetish and likes teasing me with it.
>>745480072
Sucking on my cousins cock when he sleeps, He doesnt know a thing
>>745491867
You are to little of a pussy, a real puss would post her pictures here to be jerked off to.
>>745480435
you like this?
>>745482399
Holy fuck. You sure are one interesting individual.
>>745491867
show me your dick
I luv non nude jb and fapping to it w other guys on kik
I had a weird dream last night where my girl locked me in some kinda diaper chastity shit and i had to do what she wanted if i wanted to piss or shit, and I cant stop thinking about it. So maybe that
>>745484712
Fuck off normie
>>745480072
hey where's this picture from?
sucking off daddies in public bathrooms
>>745480435
What about Tile patterns and Inflated Knee-caps?
Or fear porn?
Or good ol why porn?
>Git rEkT nEwShEt
>>745492761
hey wanna hang out some time?
Oh, yes! I love dirty fat bears! This comic makes me very wet and hard but I DON'T like the torture part on where the rapists cut his legs, nail him in the wall trough his nipples and kill another sexy fat bear for put his cock on the slave's mouth... It should have been an awesome comic if they let their slave pig with his complete body and bound him on the wall with chains or ropes. Skipping the disgusting parts, I love the rest of the whole comic, the drawing style is so realisthic and I love the dirty things they say to the raped one, also the pee fetish part is fantastic! My favorite part is when the leader sat on the mouth of the sexy slave and said to him: "Lick my wet hole, boy!" I imagined myself licking that old fat bear's wet asshole and began to make circles with my tongue on the air mmm... I also love when the rest of fat sexy bears pissed over the slave while he was still licking the old leader asshole, I CUMMED WITH IT!! I will love to be fucked and pissed with a group of awesome dirty and sexy fat bears like this (though my username is "alicediamond" I am a BOY)
>>745480072
I'm into really kinky shit like symmetry and flat bellies
>>745484880
got a kik? Pretty much into the same thing (mine's theboynextdoor852)
>>745492865
pic related
>>745480072
Alot of them.
Most recently Scat-Inflation; Pic related.
Also.
Forniphilia is an interesting one.
>>745482182
God damn that actually sounds really great. That shit would fuck my mind up so bad hahah
Do you like other mind fuck shit like femdom or findom? My logic goes against my sexual lust which causes some very self destructive behaviour. Thats my fetish that I want to stop, but can't. If I get rich or successfull without dealing with this mental stuff, I will probably fuck my life up big time. Good to know, I guess
>>745492324
What's your kik?
I really like uniforms. Bought one for myself to wear in the bedroom and it just arrived - fuck yeah
I'm also into beast - i've also spiked my boyfriend's interest in it too. He wants to get a dog to mount me while he mounts the dog.
>>745480072
Sauce?
>>745482182
gay incest
My fetish
>>745493121
What's that manga plz?
>>745480072
hypnosis
>>745491210
dang my dude you are into some vanilla shit
Impregnation
Non-consent
Bullying
Cuckqueaning
Mind Control
Corruption / Purification
Scout uniforms
>Lost my virginity in scouts, to a scout
Anything except tiles and hot gluing. Actual hot glue is fine
I want a hot psychopath to fuck me, just like in one of my doujins.
>>745493968
How about concrete enemas?
>>745494134
Also not those
feet, bbw, femboy, u get the idea. basically 99% faggot
cuts on girls
Drinking a girls saliva while I jerk into her socks. It's been too long since I've experienced that
>>745493472
tomie by junji ito, very good!
>>745494283
>>745486858
for me, its the actually pooping in a diaper that gets me off. I like to jack off looking at models with full diapers. I had a girl that would piss while I fucked her. That felt amazing.
>>745480072
I have a blood fetish. I love the sight, smell, taste, and feel of it. I want to eat girls out on their period but only one has let me so far. She said it cured her cramps ;)
>>745495163
>I had a girl that would piss while I fucked her. That felt amazing.
I do have to agree with you here.
>>745480072
Seeing older movies with boys that were my age back then. Really wish I'd realized I was gay back as a teen.
>>745493103
I've been jerking off to those manga where the girl gets so many enema that her belly pushes out. Usually its right after I shit myself
MOOT is my fetish
>>745495699
>>745495834
lol
>>745481040
>I've been banned from more than a few hotels
Hmm I wonder why anon
>>745481495
short haired, skinny tomboys.
>>745480072
Hyperscat
>>745498384
>fetishes
Oh, right, plural. I also like impossible/extreme anal insertions, big butts, and same-size anal vore.
Wow, didn't expect this thread to still be up
>>745490576
k
>>745492000
I like the act and the smell, the nastier the better
>>745482182
What fucking drugs you on????
i have an animal transformation fetish. one of my favorite fantasies is fucking my gf while she turns into a cat in heat, moaning and purring until shes a feral cat. then we cuddle afterwards and she turns human again the next morning. rinse and repeat
>>745482182
I am confused and aroused by the idea of this...
kids fucking kids
>>745499619
like shota x loli? or gay shit
>>745499750
shota x loli or loli x loli, not terribly picky
>>745480072
Having sexual relations with women (with vaginas)
>>745480435
This.
Also black guys and cucking is a turn off.
>>745499365
holy shit dude
And i tought i was fuck up
Too many to name but here's a try:
-Bimbos
-Legs/legwear
-Impregnation
-Lactation
-Orgasm Control/Denial
-DD/lg
-Incest
-T-girls
-Spanking
-Public play
-Phone sex/dirty talk
-Cowgirls
-Objectification
-Schoolgirls
-Futa
-Femboys/traps
I think that's a majority of the shit that makes my cock throb.
>>745501221
jesus christ those things are gross. in the picture i mean
Juicy foreskins
>>745502377
nice dubs
>>745502377
This. I really love cleaning foreskins out with my tongue
>>745483335
is there more
I got one, being a slave for masters, mistresses on kik, behind my gfs back. Shit gets me so hard and horny and I don't know why
Pregnant women / impregnation / birth.
>>745490143
juan is that you
>>745481493
Doujin is Minori Kenkyuujo Soushuuhen
>>745481040
Excuse me but what the fuck
Pregnancy tbh.
>>745480072
Cum on girls faces, being locked in chastity, face-sitting, painful hand-jobs
Whatever man...
>Be me
>Sumer of 1986
>Small town in Alabama
>Dad burns porn mags
>Have to get really creative to get hard
>working in the garden for shitty chores
>Notice nice curves on a watermelon
>instantly rock hard
>tuck penis in, try not think about it
>Can't stop thinking about me green mistress
>Wait for parents to leave
>warm watermelon under my blanket
>poke a hole in her plump, juicy skin
>Sticks in dick
>breaks watermelon under pressure of body
>instantly came thinking about that pink hole
>MFW I can't even fuck real women without thinking a watermelon
>I let parents what was left of her
>Problably some cum in there
>>745481043
That's not a fetish anon. You should talk to a therapist about that and see if you want HRT.
this
>>745493103
Source?
Hostile terraforming of planets, it is real good fap material if it shows the planet being terraformed. Just thinking about all the native species's homes being harvested and all of the natural resources being exploiting makes me diamonds.
Traps, incest, milfs, female on male rape,
A moment of silence for those people who can't enjoy their own fetishes. Such as being fucked post death, giant lizard men, monster girls.
>>745511562
This.
I thought i'd never get my fix for having a uniform fetish, but I did.
To all you folks who will never achieve your fetishes for real, you have my condolances.
>>745484815
My nigga!
John Candy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YU0qK1MZyU
HYpnotizing people
i like degrading women. Also, the whole sissy fetish. They are sorta related.
Holding hands
>>745481040
Creative at least
>>745492841
What kind of battleship class is this?
>>745495834
such a smexy beast
>>745482467
Weight has nothing to do with it. I'm fairly thin, and I have frequent and nasty smelling farts. I think it might partially be due to my diet.
chicks out of my league
>>745482467
>>745513165
Opps never mind. for some reason I read that as "a fat chick's fart."
>>745513275
So... All of them?
>>745513349
basically
>>745486799
>>745486894
This. There's thin, and then there's skelly.
I love love LOVE one piece swimsuits
Pregnant stuff, facesitting, but its gotta be someone smearing their pussy on somones face. Non of that ooh I have clothes and I sit on you.
Loli, cp, spying at people. Straight shota. Mom roll play such as Tara Tainton. Beastiality. Anything where the girl is sleeping.
Typing all this out made me realize that I must have been mentally abused as a child.
>>745493501
>>745512008
This. Hypnosis, brainwashing, tech control, etc. I don't know how many times I've jacked off to Callidus' "Impero Research" and Primal Fetish's "Oculus Sees Your Weakness". Damn.
>>745491473
this
-Light femdom
-Finger in another's mouth
-Mouths in general
-Disgust directed at me
-Light degradation at me
-Tomboys
-Sadistic women
>>745515070
Femdom has made me a foot fag as well
Equinophilia, and Delphinophilia
>>745484880
I completely agree with you.
>>745484880
i enjoy these with specific emphasis on cervix/womb/fallopian/fertilisation etc
>>745480072
i feed my fresh cum to my little sisters and then masturbate again after i watch them eat the dish i mixed my load in.
it feels so good to know that i nurture them well.
>>745517129
Man you are my hero!