Roll dubs and you tell your ex you miss her

>>745467245
What ex :/

>>745467322
oh my fucking god

>>745467245
Roll

>>745467245
Roll ;'(

Rollerino

No.

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Rolleroni

>>745467245
I won't do it

not gonna happen

>>745468111
Goddamn wasted my trips

r

R

I feel like im expressing my yearning for her perfectly by leaving her alone. Poor girl...

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I hate that I miss her. We haven't spoken or interacted in 4 months since we ended, despite living in the same 10 floor apartment complex. She got with another guy straight after me but they recently ended.

I miss the cunt, but I refuse to give her the satisfaction of knowing it.

Nah m8

rolling bc fuck it

Fat slut. Her name is fat slut.

>>745467245
try me

>>745467245
Bhgg

>>745467245
h*ck that

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roll so I can wreck that bitch for leaving me

Why would I lie?

rollan

Rolling rolling rolling

>>745467245
Not sure I do miss her anymore

>>745467245
Roll

lessgo

Rollo

Roll?

Fuck

>>745470672

1st Week
>man: depressed and sad, alone, no one gives a fuck about him
>woman: depressed and sad, speaking with female friends

1st Month:
>man: still depressed but began to live normal life
>woman: "he hurt me, I will never believe any man"

1st Year:
>man: don't give a fuck
>woman: "he hurt me, I will never believe any man, but I will get fucked by niggers and assholes because i'm independent and free"

10th Year:
>man: have family, good work
>woman: get pregnant, her nigger partner dumped her, "man are worst, i hate them, they hurt me so much"

50 year:
>man: die with smile on his face and with loving family
>woman: DIE CIS SCUM IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I'M FAT IT'S GENETICS, IT'S YOUR FAULT MALES

>>745467245
Fine I'll roll since I've got nothing to lose

>>745472618
Reroll I'm gonna do it anyway

>>745472725

50 year and 1 day:
>man: gasps as life returns to his body via vampire blood
>woman: dies of congestive heart failure and diabetes

51 year:
>man: must feed daily to sustain undead half life, conscience struggles with this
>woman: cremated

55 year:
>man: decides to only feed on violent criminals: rapists, child molesters, murderers, etc.

100 year:
>man: watches his descendents grow and produce more offspring, begins to help guide them anonymously

500 year:
>man: immensity of immortal existence weighs heavily upon his soul

1000 year:
>man: VAMPIRES IN SPACE!!!!!!!

>>745472872

2000 year:
>vampire/human space exploration via ftl drive colonizes many worlds

3000 year:
>most of galaxy populated by humanity

5000 year:
>earth spontaneously poofs into massive ball of ash while stunned galactic population looks on in horror

5000 year and 1 day:
>man: returns to earth as strongest living being, having feasted on blood of numerous aliens
>ashball earth: grins in sadistic, vengeful delight and says, "i've been waiting for you, shitlord!"
>man: "who or what are you?"
>ashball earth: "i am woman hear me roar!"
>man: "YOU!"
>woman: "That's right! I have waited 5000 years for my revenge! I shall consume every world in this galaxy, stamping out the travesty of cishet dominance!"
>man: "Such terms are meaningless now. Humanity has made such great strides. Even vampires are peaceful, feeding on synth blood or the blood of the willing."
>woman: "LIES! I believe nothing you right wing shitlords have to say! I spent five millennia leaching my ashen form into this planet and I shall not be denied my revenge!"
>man: "then you leave me no choice. I will push you into the sun to stop your evil plans right here and now."
>woman: "then I shall turn the sun to ash. You think I can be burned? I was born of fire! AND VENGEANCE!!!"

5000 year, 1 day, and 1 hot minute:
>man: pricks thumb with fang. One drop of his blood drifts toward ashball
>woman: "there is literally nothing you can do to stop me!"
>epic alien vampire blood droplet: enters ash
>woman: feels a change beginning. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
>man: "wait for it..."
>epic alien vampire blood: begins fusing with ash, restoring the flesh in undead form
>woman: becomes literal hamplanet. "This is rape! THIS IS BLOODRAPE!!"
>man: begins pushing hamplanet earth towards the sun.
>woman: tries to fight back but can't because hamplanet
>sun: consumes hamplanet in purifying flame

10000 year:
>humanity transcends physical reality, lives happily ever after in other dimensions

The End

please god no

>>745470672
How old?

How long did you date?

Finances?

Black? White? Asian? Hijab? Taco?

>>745467300
saaafeeee

>>745472088
define wreck
and how is it related to telling her you miss her?

>>745470672
>>745472725
>>745472872
>>745472968
plaese someone screencap this.

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>>745467245
J.K. Rowling

>>745467245
Roll even though i dont miss any of em

>>745467245
roll

Painfully relevant thread right now. Rollin'.

>>745467245
idk man

Fuck it rolling.

>>745474622
Goddammit, this isn't going to end well.

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>>745475462
Screencap it for drama

>>745475653
If she replies I will.

>>745467245
Bulls hit that girl hates my guts

>>745467245
this is a terrible game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFMHicYnxQE&t=6s

My ex told me never to contact her again....
So let's roll

>>745467245

rolling for c

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roll

>>745467245
im good man. i got me a new girl and this old one is like, almost 8 years in the past

>>745477044
Check'd

Fat chance brahs

Lol nooooop

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>>745467245

I stuck my dick in crazy and now she's pregnant, we are on / off all the time
most of the time it sucks, she's a tipical psycho girl, 34 years old, too, 9 years older than me

>>745467245
This is so gay

>>745467245
let's see what kek decides

This will never happen

>>745477522
Ratface, I miss your cute ass.

You look like a fucking emo shrew but still

She just got a new bf though

>>745473973
1. why dont you do it you stupid faggot
2. its not funny
3. go to /r/4chan or classic4chan for all your gay stupid faggot needs

I shouldn't, but I've been having dreams about her...

>>745477044
i miss you gabby, you're a great person and what we had should have lasted longer but its ok. we're both better off now with people that make us happy and that we love. i still miss you tho. you have forever formed my perfect ideal of what an attractive woman looks like, skin tone, eye, and hair wise

>>745467245
Oh fuck lmao
roll
I wanna fuck with her

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>>745478752
3 months. It still feels the same.

>>745479715
wasnt even a week for me, she got super drunk at a concert 3 days after she broke up with me and stayed the night there at a hotel, I assume any guy that was half decent probably fucked her, so sad

fuckyou

>>745467245
I do it every drunken saturdya night so why not on a sunday

>>745480546
she still getting it tho

>>745480417
Oh I mean, my ex was with a new guy 3 days after we ended, but 3 months down the line it still feels just as shitty.

I still don't even feel like taking to another femon yet.

Rollin'

>>745480767
She was likely with one before that if that's the case. Same thing happened to me a year ago and I've sworn off of bitches since.

>>745467245
Well fuck

Fuck me, rolling

>>745467245
Hahaha jokes on you I've never had a girlfriend, now witness my digits

>>745481388

nice

>>745481388
nice

>>745481135
Nope she wasn't. We stayed together at my flat or her flat every single night for about 7 months, and both worked from home spent a lot of time together during the day as well.

She met him on her first night out after we ended, like 3 days later. They didn't last long though, they just broke up. Don't care who she gets with next as long as its not a friend of mine (she's hot as fuck and I doubt any of my guy friends would have the willpower to say no).

Sure, no problem.

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I don't miss any of them! New one is a self described 'bomb' and she is!!! Pic not related, but close.

>>745482016
To me that soon afterwards is as good as cheating anyway. Mine was with someone the next night and then married to someone else a few months after that. At this point I figure that guy took a bullet for me.

>>745467245
roolin

>>745467783
more?

>>745482335
got a related pic?

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here goes nothing