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Your age: Number of women you have fucked: >no trolling edition

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Your age:
Number of women you have fucked:
>no trolling edition
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20 yo
fucked 7 different women
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25 y/o. 9 women
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25yo

0 women
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26/yo 9
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>>745443407
25 yo
18 women, 2 men
incidentally, Also on my 20th job.
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>>745443407
18
0
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18yo
5 women

am I doing good?
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28/0
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>>745443407
18, none
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>>745444093
That's for you to decide.
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>>745443407
20/1
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19
0
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>>745443407
infinity women
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>>745443407
26y/o 17 women, 9 in college. I regret not fucking more.
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>>745444105
Same. I've never tried.
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24
1.5
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Can someone give me a rundown on sex and why people care about getting it?
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17 / 4
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29 yo
7 different women (3 of them gfs).
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>>745443407
67 yo
2 women
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28 years old
21 women
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18 y/o, 3
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I'm 19. I fucked one black girl and that's it.
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>>745445215
apes dont count, REAL girls.
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21
1 as of yesterday :)

>>745445108
It feels good and is validating in terms of one's own attractiveness
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18, -1
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23
6
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>>745445270
I hate being touched and I know I'm repulsive so that rules me out. I've never even tried lol.
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26 years old
3 women full penetration
9 if you include 3rd base - grew up in a religious area where girls who would only give up 2 or their 3 holes
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>>745443407
>30 years old.
>Around 100 women (stopped counting at 75 like 10 years ago).
>1 dude (only person I've fucked in the past 3 years).
I've not turned gay, I just had a bad break-up with my ex (she was sending nudes to multiple mates of mine behind my back) and I just decided to not bother with women for a while.
Might get back on the horse soon.
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22 year old, and fucked 2 women. That will teach me to not go in relationships...
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>>745443407
19 years old
0 women
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>>745445431
you put your penis in another man's smelly asshole....I've got news for you...YOU ARE GAY
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2.75 years old, 10 billion women. Fucking amazing
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>>745445350
Step 1: quell autism (I was there too)

Step 2: become less repulsive
This means cleaning up, getting (relatively) fit, learning how to interact (see step 1)
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>>745445548
Ah I don't care. It's not for me. And my hygiene and fitness are just fine. Nobody cares about me and I quit trying to change that about ten years ago (I'm 28).
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31. 15 women

In an 8 year relationship, wish I'd done more porking in the past
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>>745443407
36y, 2
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17, 1
Could have been on the third but shit about true love got the best of me
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19

0 women

Pretty normal imo.
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>>745445983
Normally is a myth. You do you.
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19 years old/ 9 women
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>>745443407
22, had my dick in 9 women so far
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27

3, but they were all hookers. counting myself at 0 until i get sex without paying for it, which will be never.
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>>745445108
Well sex is when you put your penis in a woman and it feels good
Keep in mind that if you don't use a condom, she might get pregnant and you two will have to raise a little devil together. So be mindful if you ever decide to try it
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22 years and 0 women
I'm virgin :(
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19
2
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28

6?

Most of them were shitty one night stands
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>>745446355
dubs of imminent virginity loss
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>>745446345
well depends. her raising it on her own, while otherwise doing nothing, while you slave away to pay for the two of them, is an option, too.
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>>745445431
>1 dude (only person I've fucked in the past 3 years).
>I've not turned gay

Dude I have some bad news for you
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>>745445618
You're in denial
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>28
>23

Not counting escorts, or shemales.
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>>745443407

>23
>0
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27 and 3
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>>745443407
27
1 girl, 5 guys, 1 tranny
>being heterosexual
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>23 yrs
>should be over 128, cant remember exactly
> two threesomes

No escorts, no prostitution, no gay/shemale stuff
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21

5
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20 years.
1.5 women. (0.5 = BJ)
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Age: 23
Women: 1
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>>745443407
30

2

LTR with #2 since i turned 20

also have been blown by 5 different guys

prefer girls
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>>745443407
24
2
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18
2 women
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>>745446678

So believable
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31 84 women
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>>745446543
Denial of what?
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>>745443407

44
Stopped counting at 20
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18 / 4
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28 years old

14 women counting only if dick in vagina (3 anal)

0 men
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define 'woman'
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>>745447010
>thread about sex
>it's not for me
Yeah what could you possibly be in denial about
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>>745447050

To clarify: lost virginity at 19 and got married at 30 so almost all of those were inside of a decade.

Being in a successfully touring band (in the 90s and early 00s) really does make the panties drop if you go to the right parties and clubs.
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>>745443407
24
2 women both virgins
Married the second one
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>>745447141
XX chromosome
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54
0
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20; 1 woman fucked
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>>745447141
>2017
>doesn't know what a woman is
wew
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>>745443407
30
3
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>>745445548
Another dude here. How do I interact?
I'm fit, and not absolutely ugly. My problem is my language barier. I'm russian, and I live in Lithuania. My lithuanian is a bit shitty.
Pic related.
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>>745447169
I'm fine. It just interests me to see how people react to my situation. And going window shopping doesn't always mean you plan to buy something.
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25 y/o
Fucked only 2 women in my life
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30 / 12
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>>745443407
22 y/o
1 woman
Whats sauce on the pic?
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>>745447308
>2017
>still uses women instead of womyn
sexist
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>>745443407

29 years
6 wimmens

Had 1 relationship of 4 years, currently in a 7+ one.
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>>745443407
20

0
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22 y/o

1 woman

Just got out of a 6 year relationship and I'm looking to fuck bitches. Anyone got any advice? I'm attractive, I just have relatively bad social skills. Talking to good looking women women makes me especially nervous. Alcohol doesn't help much, either.
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18
0 women
3 girls
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19

0

1 gf
We didn't fucked but at least she did give me some hand and blowjobs
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>>745447350

Dude. You're 28. You have probably 50 years of life left. Maybe don't be a lazy fuck hiding behind stoic fatalism and actually make yourself someone worth knowing, touching and fucking.

You can start by not trolling threads like this with your bullshit. The chip on your shoulder is so big I can't see my monitor.
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>>745447340
you dress like that regularly? You look like a douche. My brother's wife is from lithuania. Nice country pity it's so poor.
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21 yo

7 so far.

Should I keep going? Or will I be devaluing myself?
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>>745443407
30/ 10 or 11 theres one from a drunken night that i cant remember.
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>>745443407
27
4 women
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23 , only 1
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>>745447421

Wrong thread faggot. This one is about men who fuck women. The one for cucks who lick wymyn who lick feet is over on /pol/
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>>745447421
>2017
>still living in 2015
wew
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24yrs old


Something like 34, i think? I stopped counting when I grew up and realized it doesn't fucking matter
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18
0
I want to die
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>>745443407
22 years old, 2 women. One of which I am married to.
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>>745447662
>>745447709
sure kid
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34

2
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31, 43 women. Only added 3 girls in like the past 5 years though

Single

Only about 7 of then were actually hot
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>>745447194

To further clarify: I took them all bareback, six were virgins (as in I felt their hymen tear not just taking their word for it) and all of them but my current wife also gave me their ass.

With the wife it has become a kind of game where I keep insisting I'm gonna sodomize her and she keeps asserting she can convince me I'd rather knock her up and so far she's winning -- jokes on her. I'm sterile.
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>>745447561

Let's see how you dress twinkle toes. I bet you shower less than this guy.
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>>745447560
What for though? It doesn't interest me. It just seems so fake and I'd rather have every facet of my life dictated by something that matters instead of mashing some of my tissue into someone else's tissue. And I don't think you know what trolling is.
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>>745447722
>realized it doesn't fucking matter
>feels the need to post relatively high number
u wot m8
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19
6 women
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>>745447749
Don't sorry. I was 19 eben i had my first Girl. She was sweet 15 and sucked like her life depended on it
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>age 19
>6
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>>745447722

>24
>grew up

I have friends with children older than you. You don't know shit, boy.
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27 here
fucked 28 women since 16.
also have blown 12 guys and one of them fucked me.
no regrets
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>>745447561
Minus the bow tie and the coat. Usually jeans and button shirt.
And I live in Vilnius (capital), it's alright here.
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22. I think 15 but at least 8 of those are ones that were so gross I'd take them back if possible.
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Male, 26 y.o. 5 females 8 men
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>>745447749
>>745447749

it's all gon be okay dude. Just start lifting and looking good. go browse /fit/. Dedicate yourself to getting fit. It won't come easy, but you won't regret it. You'll look good. Feel good. The rest will come.
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>>745447975
I fuckin wish i was attracted to dudes and chicks because it's twice the opportunities to get laid.
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>>745447818

Not same fag.
Thanks for playing, lingering summer.
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>>745447880
I literally shower twice a day, since I go by race bike to work and back (so shower after each ride).

I wear Jeans, A t-shirt and the odd vest. If you wear a bow tie on a regular basis you are not going to attract much poon.
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>>745443407
20
1
I'm a fag
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4 including my wife.

Hs gf
College gf
First fiance
Wife

Quality not quantity fellas. I'll tell ya though. Fiancé #1 was the best! A total freak. Unfortunately she was also a crazy paranoid bitch.

The wife was almost as freaky without the crazy.
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>>745447981
Then I dunno, learning the language might help.
It's a pretty Christian country I wouldn't know what to do. I've only been in Telsai, had to go back to germany to continue my holiday there last time :-(.

Not german btw
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>>745448054
im only attracted to the cock on the guys. dont find the male body attractive at all but hard cock gets me cant help it lol
women are way better. both at the same time is best
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>>745448054
I am. Be glad you aren't. Gay men are such divas after sex it's not even funny
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27

0 :(
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23 / 15. About 10 in the last 2 years since I learned pick up. Girls are easy.
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>>745447910
This is what autistic projecting looks like
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>>745445526
>>745446482
Not even remotely attracted to dudes.
Just purely a sex thing with my gay friend.
I only find women attractive.
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>24
>some were while I was on drugs or alcohol so I don't know exactly but it's ~50
>shit is cash until you get herpes
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>>745448206
rent a hooker
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>>745447890

How fucking arrogant are you to stand in judgement over something you've not only ever had the opportunity to experience you freely admit you structure your life to prevent?

You're a child. I was trolling when you were in diapers.

Take a shower. Get a haircut. Hit the gym. Learn to be interested in someone other than yourself. You might actually contribute to humanity before you die and someone might be arsed to show you just how great sex can actually be when you make yourself someone worth having it.

Meanwhile, you and the guy interested in wymyn can go watch each other jerk off.
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20 y/o
4 women.
i am doing good?
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>>745447910

This.
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26yo

10 women
1 guy
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>>745447890
>seems so fake
>have every facet of my life dictated
>mashing some of my tissue into someone else's tissue

I think you're making sex a bigger deal than anyone else in this thread m8
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>25
>3 women and 2 men
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>>745448347
lol fag
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>>745448092

You couldn't know less about how women work, dude.
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>>745447340
Language is a different issue, all I can say about that is to learn it better. How do you do in Russian?
Also yeah if you dress like that normally that's kinda douchey
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>>745448244

If you mean the person to whom anon is replying, yes. If you mean the person to whom you're replying, you're a potato.
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>>745448293
I've tried Hooker said no :(
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>>745448363

Virgins usually do
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>18
>2 women
>sucked a dick once and I hated it
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>>745448166
Thanks anyway. I'll try going to active social events like marathons.
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26 years of age
4 women
engaged now so that's probably my cap
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>>745443407
21 years of age, 36 women.
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>>745448501
story?
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29yo
13 women
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>>745448300
>Acting like people are worth working for
Idk man. I guess I'm just not as good of a liar as you. You keep going from place to place convincing yourself and others that this means something and I'll be over here keeping my time and money to myself while I await the inevitable. Enjoy playing in your little game.
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>>745443407
17, 0
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>>745443407
39 / 40
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>>745443407
19 years old
3 women
>>
>24 years old
>20 women
Fucking mongoloids
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>>745448196
This. If you're the kind of bi that gets attracted to the occasional dude but can take it or leave it, that's great, but if you actually need to get laid with both sexes regularly I'd recommend butt fucking a girl with your eyes closed and pretending 99 times out of 100.
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28
13 women
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16
2
Once was at a party and borderline raped, dragged out into garden and fucked behind bush, condom was left behind
mfw next morning all over social media that id lost my virginity
kek
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>>745447910
>>745447910

Well i said that because I know there's a lot of younger guys in here who are very worried about their number and drive their own percieved self-worth from it.

Also, by looking at the other responses in this thread, thought the perspective of someone at the higher-end range of people posting in here would maybe be worth something for some people. Maybe not.
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>>745448363
Projecting a bit aren't you? I don't care enough to look for it and you do. It clearly matters to you more than it does to me.
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>>745448555
oh shit self czeched
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>>745443407
19/8
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Two yrs ago: 3 Now: 46 and counting

https://www.dothethingneedsdoing.com
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>>745444996
Midget?
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>>745448743
this site is for people over the age of 18 lad
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51 lost count after 112
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>>745448661
>implying you're forced to spend money on women
>implying you can't spend time with your dick in a woman instead of being alone
>implying sex has to have a meaning for it to be worthwhile

Anyway, this is why everyone thinks you're an autist
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>>745448741
where the fuck did you find that? real? fuck that guy
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>>745443407

30/2

source?
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>>745448743
>>745448663
MODSSSSS
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>>745448501
holy shit you got rejected by hooker that's fuckin hilarious.
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>>745447970
>I have friends with children older than you. You don't know shit, boy.

Didn't mean I'm finished growing up--just meant that I matured enough to realize it's silly and not really important in the grand scheme of things...

sort of like being scared of the dark when you're 5 yrs old...or something, idk
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>>745448793
sister
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>>745443407
37. Fucked around 100 girls. Have gotten head from at least 200. I was in a relatively successful band and was pretty good looking in my youth, so hooking up with girls then was sort of lower difficulty level. After that period of time I got a little fat but still did pretty well with girls. Now I'm old and fat but still good looking and charming and still do well for myself.
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>>745448821
why do you come to /b/ at fucking 51 years old man?
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>>745448753
Dude I've slept with 9 women, why would I be projecting anything by pointing out how hypocrisy and stupidity?
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>>745449008
cp
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>>745448808
As far as im concerned if im old enough to have sex in a bush legally, then im old enough to use a shitty website with a bunch of weebs
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21/0
Help me raise money /b/
I'm a hermit with social anxiety. Have had too many chances, and i'm reasonably attractive
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>>745449042
not much here kek
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>>745449008
why does anyone come here ever tbh fam
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>>745449106
for quality shitposting, at least used to be quality
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>>745449058
no you're not, read the rules
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>>745448747
If it truly didn't matter, you wouldn't even be thinking about what end of the spectrum you're at.. Or giving approximationgs. Much less feel the need to post your number at all
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12/1
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>>745448882
What does any of that even mean?
>implying you're forced to spend money on women
Gimme a break. Men have money and women have sex. Sex is exchanged for money. Anyone who argues that in the 21st century is in denial. Sex is a currency.
>implying you can't spend time with your dick in a woman instead of being alone
Never said I couldn't. I said I couldn't be bothered. I've never tried.
>implying sex has to have a meaning for it to be worthwhile
Everything worthwhile has meaning otherwise it wouldn't be worthwhile. Disagreeing with that makes you an animalistic deviant who should be removed from the general population. I bet you plan to procreate like a parasite too, right?
People are nasty and worthless and you have proven that you stand among them.
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>>745448982
you need help dawg
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>>745448431
I don't dress like that everyday. Button shirt and jeans.
And russian is my native language.
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>>745448501
Shower, shave, Maybe a haircut and then try again. Or do you Lack Money?
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>>745448300

amen brother.

>>745447890
Realize that the way you're feeling is just a emotional defensive mechanism. You can't get laid so you've convinced yourself you never wanted to anyway... More than just fucking, having a deep emotional connection, and having sex with someone you love is a pretty amazing experience, that doesn't really compare... I hope you get to experience it one day.
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>>745443407
69 and fucked a lot of bitches. Fucking those fucking bitches in the fucking mouth the fucking pussy and the fucking ass. I fuck those fucking fuck bitches with my fuck stick in the fucking fuck. Fuck those fucking fuck bitches. Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck and also some fuck. I fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
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>>745443407
22
1 (my wife)
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18
14
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26 women, 5 years old.

Or was it the other way around?
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28
25ish prob, drugs fucked my long term too much to be sure.
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>>745449020
How is what I said hypocrisy? Do you know what that word means or has all of your grotesque sexual experience not made you smarter?
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>>745449337
Depends. Country?
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does it count if i'm a girl?
15/1
Prisengracht
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>>745449448
forgot to say pic related
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>>745448741
>>745448741
wtf is that gif... somebody explain???!
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>>745449200
i meant legally allowed to have sex, i know im not allowed to use the website but whos gonna get me the fucking cyber police?
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>>745449258
>men have money and women have sex
>sex is exchanged for money
>sex is a currency
>I bet you plan to procreate like a parasite too
>people are nasty and worthless
holy hell, alot of bold claims coming from a virgin
>>
47 lost count years ago
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>>745449318
No I don't think you're understanding me, as usual. I've never tried to get laid so saying I can't is not correct. Emotional connections aren't real. People lie to you, you like to them and you like to yourself. That's all this is. People don't connect, they just convince themselves that they aren't alone.
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>>745449328
Indian?
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>>745448898
looks like a stunt punch. i'm not seeing his fist ever make contact. plus, it deflects a really sharp angle that your fist would never deflect at if you were actually trying to punch someone
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>>745449529
Putting your penis in something doesn't give you magical insight over the world. Sorry that you think it does and again, you've proven that it means a lot more to you than it does to me. I have eyes and I've been around and I've dealt with women. Being a virgin doesn't mean you're an idiot.
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>>745449395
>talking about sex like you know everything about it
>openly admits to never having slept with anyone
All while acting like you're the enlightened one and everyone else is stupid
You don't see any contradictions in your behaviour here?
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>>745443407
0 women, hundreds of men
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>>745449751
Oh yeah. Age:23
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>>745449478
Yes, they're called admins but mostly referred to as mods. You'll be permabanned, kid
Also, no one wants little sperms like you around here
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>>745443407
18 y/o. 2 women
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>>745443407
29
6

Damn long term relationship
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>>745449218

Look i don't think it does--ask yourself what fucking reason i have to lie?

I just scrolled down the page, saw a lot of people in their teens posting a low numer, and expressing their hopelessness at it. I can personally relate, when i was 18 and a virgin i felt the same way. I thought I had sort of a unique perspective, having turned it around and now at the high-end range, and could help some younger guys realize it really isn't the end-all be-all, no matter what you think right now. but yeah, fuck me i'm an autistic liar. be stubborn.
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>>745449719
What? I never said anyone was stupid. I said that sex seems pointless to me and I'm fascinated by how much effort put into it. I think people are a disgusting waste of time and I'm curious about people who feel otherwise. Work on your reading comprehension and resist reading tones that aren't there.
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>>745449706
I disagree. It's like being in your first relationship: you get a confidence boost and by being less self-aware you can pay more attention to other details. Similar with sex.
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>>745449706
Well you act like you have magical insight over the world for the opposite reason so how is that any better?
Also, while being a virgin doesn't necessarily mean that you're an idiot. Acting like an idiot certainly means that you're an idiot

Being a virgin DOES mean that you know less about sex and women than those who actually have had sex. So I don't really see how you can be so confident in something you have absolutely no experience with
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32
1

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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