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This fucking thread again. Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

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This fucking thread again. Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.
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>>745437646
If you could be any other person for a day, who would you choose and why. could be fictional or not
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>>745437646
Do you realise you are the problem? If you did things right you could get laid easy, even if you are ugly.
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>>745437746

I have honestly no idea.

>>745437832

Of course I am the problem. I am the only constant part in the equation.
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>>745438016
Why do you refuse to change? Go to the gym, start living a healthy life and you will loose your virginity at some point.
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>>745438016
I think what he meant by "you are the problem" is not to berate you, but to point out that it's actually not that bad. The one thing in your life you have control over is you. Fix that shit. Eat better, lift, go to fucking toastmasters, whatever it takes. You can fix this.
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>>745438278
>Go to the gym, start living a healthy life

I go to the gym regularly and I do live healthy (except for a beer now and then). That doesn't help.
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>>745438395
Then stop being socially awkward. Go to meetup.com, find some groups in your area that do shit you like, and hang out with people.
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>>745438515

I did some courses in the past (cooking, yoga and shit). Never managed to connect to anyone unrelated of gender).
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>>745438724
Not courses, not like college shit. Meetup. For people who share a common interest. Hang out with people who are interested in the same shit you are. But not on for-chams. IRL.
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Have you tried exercising 'psychic powers'? There might be something to the mana and wizard meme, only one way to know for sure is through real, observable science, we need you OP to compare and contrast to a nonvirgin, maybe through the medium of aptitude for a guessing game. Let's do it. draziw
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>>745438837

My interests are sports (especially climbing / bouldering), cooking, reading and video games. For the former, you theoretically meet people in the gym, for cooking I did the course.
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>>745438843
things that start as a joke can become real, why not?
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c'mon fuckers.
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Show face faggot
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>>745437646
how to make 8 million euro in a month and effortlessly?
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>>745441014

Nope. Can show body though.
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>>745441189
Timestamp where?
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>>745441148
>>745437646
well?
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>>745441148

Become a drug kingpin?
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>>745437646
24, plenty of chances from dudes and girls yet no desire or fucks given about it. When I achieve wizard status I will recruit as many of us as I can and we'll try to take down reddit with our powers. 2024. Look forward to it.
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>>745441601

Fucking normie. Never had a single chance.
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>>745441601
22 here and same, had girlfriends and kissed hard them but never fuck because no desire an ended our relationships before that
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>>745441189
bro i can get laid in 1 hour with that body. are you autistic
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>>745441189
I dont get it. Are you just retarded or do you self sabotage? Pussy should be easy. Hell im a chubby motherfucker but i can pull pussy at bars amd clubs
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>>745441838
F E E T
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>>745441838
Fixed
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>>745441935
*Orgasms externally
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>>745437646
>34 year old kissless virgin
33 and same.
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>>745441724

Autistic as fuck.

>>745441802

See above.
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>>745441189
Gonna need a timestamp.
It's not impressive or anything but that's not the body of a kissless virgin.
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>>745437646
>posts about being a kissless V of 34 on 4chen

wonders why your a 34 yo kissless V, gg
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How do people get to their 30's without even kissing a girl? Statistically how is that possible?
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>>745442062
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>>745442249
>I really like you, wanna kiss me?
>No

Like that
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>>745442628
But, 30 years...in all that time not one single ugly chick wanted even a peck on the lips?
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>>745441556
becoming a kingpin is not effortless man
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>>745437646
Just go and fuck a prostitute man
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>>745443060

Is your mom free tonight.
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>>745441189
That's bull fucking shit. How can you have a decent body like that and not be drowning in it.
Like literally do nothing...
You could let them come to you.

>>745443060
Yeah, I second this.
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>>745437646
dude the plroblem is stupid, yu just need to be confidet about yourself, you look good man, so is not that hard just have to take risks...what is the worst that can happen if you ask some girl out? that she says no..and you find another one...if you cant do dat, go 4 some hookrs, or a lonley girl that is asocial and probably virgin like you (srry 4 my bad english non native)
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should i get the orange chicken or generals tso chicken?
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