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slidding... slidding...

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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slidding... slidding...
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This is now a hey Arnold thread
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>>745435512
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>>745435372
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>>745435372
b a n
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>>745435372
t h i s
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>>745435372
d o u c h e
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>>745435372
The fuck is slidding?
Do you mean sliding?
We're you educated in the U.S. by any chance?
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>>745435704
>Were you educated in the U.S. by any chance?
>Implying he was anywhere
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>>745435704
it's spelled slidding kiddo
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>>745436289
What is it like living with Down syndrome?
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>be me
>single father
>daughter is in elementary school
>Let's call her Jill
>she signs up for the school spelling bee
>spend all week going over flash cards and practicing
>the big day arrives
>she's killing it
>most of the kids who entered are fucking retards
>one kid spells "catch" with a "k"
>I shout "get off the stage faggot"
>dirty looks from all the parents around me
>don't care my daughter's clearly gonna win
>it comes down to the last two kids
>the fat slut judge clears her throat
>"Jill, your word is 'six'"
>she spells it perfectly
>"S-I-X-X. Sixx"
>mfw the judge shakes her head no
>"I'm sorry, that's incorrect"
>other kid spells it with one fucking "x" and the judge grants him the point
>clenching my teeth so tight I break a crown
>literally shit my pants full I'm so angry
>other parents move away from me as it starts to smell like shit
>now the score is tied
>"Jill, your word is 'slidding'"
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>>745436565

>Jill leans in to the mic
>"S-L-I-D-D-I-N-G. Slidding."
>I stand up to clap
>some shit slidds down my slacks and lands on my shoe leaving a massive skid mark
>then that fat cunt judge says "I'm sorry, that's incorrect"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>pick up my chair and start bashing the other parents without mercy
>kids all start screaming and running
>take down my slacks and let my muddy ass mess slop fall on the floor
>scoop up a handfull and chuck it at fat judge bitches face
>directhit.exe
>my dick is out now and fully erect
>someone pulls the fire alarm
>one of the kids pulls a gun out of his backpack and starts a shooting rampage
>pretty bad ass actually
>grab the judge slut by the hair and lift her off the ground
>"please, let me go,"
>I look her dead in the eyes
>"Logless shills aren't welcome here."
>slam her down on her desk, breaking her spine clean in half
>the rampaging kid asks the spelling bee winner if he beleives in god and then shoots him in the face
>Jill snatches the first place trophy from his cold dead hands
>"Daddy I won!"
>you sure did, sweety. You sure did.
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>>745436381
what's it like being nine years old
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I took a log, I took it down
Swallowed a logroll and it was brown
And if you see my log perfection on the shit covered shills
Well the logslidd will slidd it down
And if you see my log perfection on the shit covered shills
Well the logslidd will slidd it down
Oh, the logslidd will slidd it down
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u mad shillboi?
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>>745436580
kek
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Feasty poop dildo
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im convinced its just the same weird butthurt autist that spams this forced 'meme' daily
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>>745438810
Seems like a forced use of the term "butthurt"
>respond: struck a nerve! Triumph!
>don't respond: ahh, you clam up! Triumph!
>butthurt butthurt butthurt
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>>745435372
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i wan to eating andy shits
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>>745435372
Dont stop believeing, hold on to your logs ye e yeea.
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>>745436580
Noice
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Get on my level, faggots.
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Get on it!
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Git
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>>745441904
Ur the drawthread guy. Can u shoop me some Log Sayan?
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>>745441976
You mad, Andyboi?
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>>745442029
I'm not the artist, sorry. I'm just the requester. I can draw but I'm not really interested in that idea. Sorry.
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>>745442029
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I look at you all see the logs that are sleeping
While my ass fart gently weeps
I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping
Still my ass fart gently weeps
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>>745442053
>>745442136

Studies Show Andy Sixx to have Tastiest Log of Shit
February 12, 2017
|Arthur Gates
In a research study comissioned by the BVB Army Institute of Log of Shit Research and Study, results were released for a $4.2 million study of Andy Sixx's shit compared to the shit of other people. Three were celebrities while seven others were common Joes they found on the street who agreed to shit in a plastic zip-lock bag for "scientific advancement" when approached randomly on the street by fellow BVB Army Soldiers.
Although the celebrities have signed non-disclosure agreements in which we will never know who they are, the BVB Army, prior to being granted the funding for the study released a list of potential candidates to donate their shit for research. The list of potential fecal-donors included Kim Kardashian, Ellen DeGeneris, Dennis Rodman, Matt Damon, Oprah Winfrey, Stephen Segal and Christian Bale.
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>>745442665
Make it Sixx thousand
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>>745443040
You grow up, fag.
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>>745435372
You have made me hate this guy so much.
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>>745443053
I thought you said you didn't like it?
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>>745443216
I didn't but I rly want a shoop of it and I've been away from my pc for like 6 days
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>>745443053
put angel wings on it
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>>745443184
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SLIDD ME A LOG, ANDY!
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>>745436608
You tell me. I know you are but what am I?
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