No rekt thread?

MURICA

This should be a ylyl thread

>>745422678
oo the edge

>>745422467
They was only trying to apply for a job there.

Good recoil control, accurate enough aim, grandpa's still got it

>>745423235
BINGO -BANGO-BONGO

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>>745422467

>>745424266
Chill as fuck.

>>745422467
I dont get why not the robbers just shoot to kill... When a shopkeeper gets their gun out, it is going to go for the kill. Always takes them by surprise. Robbers with the gun out should just enter and shoot.

>>745424594
Every white South African is prepared for this shit everyday

>>745424633
>Robbers with the gun out should just enter and shoot.
Because then they'd be murderers. Best to keep the potential charge to robbery if possible.

>>745423201

I laughed not because he got initially sucked in, but because it took his coworkers like 40 seconds to get him to stop spinning.

>>745423235
Is that how they play duck duck goose in Yemen?

>>745424633
I think the universal thinking is if you want it done quick, you get them to give you the keys / access to the safe / till and then get out, you dont kill them make a bunch of noise then fuck around for a half hour trying to find keys or a code to the safe

>>745422760
nothing edgy about dead niggers

>>745425725
Russian bias confirmed

Bump
>>745426203
Holy shit

can we get some people suiciding?

>>745427031
you do it, have someone film and post it. please?

>>745427145
sounds good

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>>745427031
>Suiciding

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>>745427031

>>745423235
the way his hands turn.. permanent brain damage guaranteed

I can watch a sociopathic korean woman chop a dogs legs off one by one with a machete (month ban if I post it)

But seeing kids get killed is actually depressing

>>745427403
i want to see that. send it over kik?

>>745427403
Use TOR

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>>745427403
why would that be a month ban? there's so much worse posted on this shithole.

>>745423201
>alright so should we-uh, go through the emergency STOP buttons on all machines?
>"oh c'mon!"
>right, right. I think that's self explanitory.
>alright, thanks you all for your attention and that concludes our work safety introduction!

>>745423235
bro was she jus trying to smash the coconuts and not these dudes heads ?the dude behind her has a nice upskirt view

>>745422950
I lost my sides so hard the neighbor's dog started barking, kek

>>745423235
The more replay you watch the more painful it gets

>>745427847
what kind of nerve gas?

>>745422467
Who says a .45 can't put a man down and you need 10mm or .40?

>>745427645
Obscene animal violence is against the freedumbs

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>>745423235

this kills the pajeet

i hope thats the designated shitting street cos he for sure shat himself

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>>745426203
no one died. its controlled with a controller

>>745428173
I killed a nigger with 1 shot from a .45 revolver, to the back of the head. He was raping some Asian woman in an apartment building stairwell. Felt good man.

>>745424594
Underrated filename, Mr Sobchak

>>745422467
Nigger = "IM GONNA DUAL WIELD CAUSE IM FUCKING AWESO....."

>>745425725
>>745425793

coords point to Taiwan

>>745428399
He was turning his life around tho

>>745426771
What a bunch of monkeys

>>745423235
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4109750/Sikh-destroy-Blindfolded-martial-arts-master-slams-sledgehammer-inches-trusting-volunteers-goes-painfully-predictably-wrong.html

>>745428327
I was commenting on the relative merits and misconceptions of common handgun rounds.

At what point did I invite the fantasy of an nofunz internet avenger from his mother's basement?

>>745425725
>>745428461
Taiwan, songshan airport in Taipei. On take off one of the engines went out. Pilot restarted the wrong engine. I shit you not.

>>745427808
He definitely was tired

>>745428608
>goes-painfully-predictably-wrong
kek

>>745426771

the driver tried to brake but that truck is most likely overloaded with bad worn out brakes.

this is what negligence in professional traffic leads to

>>745427389

underrated post

his monkey-mind cannot comprehend whats happening so it shuts off

twice

>>745424266
Ninja shit

>>745424223
They found the secret zone

>>745428138
H20

>>745429247
ignorance.

>>745429487

#Facts

>>745429553

why does the corpses back follow the camera like that

spoogay

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>>745428888

>>745425725
4 February 2015
The auto-feather unit malfunctioned, and the crew incorrectly compensated by shutting off the wrong engine.
Of the 58 crew and passengers on board, 15 survived the crash.

>>745422467
dumbass looked back at his sidekick for a split second and that was all the shopkeeper needed

>>745423201
kind of strange that someone is just calmly filming this the whole time.

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>>745430714
security camera

>>745423201
I work in an old school metal engineering place and dread that this shit will most likely happen to me

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>>745432590
If you live in the west, then there should be guards and e-stops. That, and more training and common sense.

>>745427761
mob law from bob loblaw's law blog.

>>745433177
I live in England and even though health and safety is like a virus here my boss and colleagues are crusty motherfuckers from the 50's and so are all the machines so no there is no such thing as a guard or e-stop here

>>745424266
what an idiot. why would he run from there instead of at the checkout counter.

>>745429673
Its rotating

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>>745433890
WHELP

A lot of accidents can be avoided, though, even with older equipment. I am still a major fan of guards and enclosures that keep people away from moving parts. Also, isn't LOTO a thing there?

>>745424266
Or, Racial profiling and why it works.

>>745422988
You have no clue what you are talking about

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>>745435214
I, too, have no clue as to what he's talking about.

>>745427761
>waves "Hi Mom"

>>745427808
Leave it to a nigger to use a life preserver wrong.

>>745428244
I wonder if they're aware in India of that moniker. I was stringing along one of those "Hello.. I'm from mMicrosoft Technical support, and you've got a virus...) calls for about ten minutes and said, "Look Pajeet, it's been fun, but I have to get back to work." And he hung up.

>>745422467
Dat be one dead nigga.
And dead niggas be best kinda niggas.

>>745422467
Grandpa needs more time on the range. He missed one.

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>>745435564
They use them for fire there, instead of water.

Also, they use them to keep people on fire, instead of keeping people out of water.

>>745426453
that file name hahaha

>>745430714
they're filming the the computer screen playing the security footage you drunk

>>745427761
Story behind this is that the guy took an extra lick from the communal cow's ass. He was found guilty of stealing from the village for that act and sentence to death.

>>745435921
did she dies?

>>745436659
thats a weird looking horse

>>745422467
If I were the employee, I would have been like fuck you old man. Employee could have died and for what, some material shit that can be replaced.

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>>745436734
Probably an Italian horse.

>>745436734
your mother is weird looking horse
stupd I fuck you
dont mess with india man is strong
u bitch

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>>745428888

>>745434417
Retards didn't even empty the load of dirt in the back.

>>745436659
is it me or is that bird attached to a string?

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>>745437211

>>745437296
how else would you feed it to your dumb, shit-caked indian horse?

>>745428888
fukin checked

>>745437472
get out you autistic fag

>>745427739
as an automation engineer, i kind of know what you are talking about.
only later there will be pile of emergency switches, safety doors and stuff like this

>>745438078
?

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>>745427739
In all seriousness, for every machine I've ever used, there is always at least one emergency stop button: a big red button adjacent to the rest of the controls. As for training, the first thing they should teach you is when to turn it on, and how to turn it off.

>>745424266
>apu.jpg
Thank you, come again.

>>745438078
what the fuck...story?

>>745428173
No one in the real world says. 9mm has killed more than 40 and 45 combined. Most of the guys I train with carry 9mm and we all carry guns every single day for work

>>745423860
I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE CONGO

>>745438402
Chinks man. They're crazy

>>745426203
Alright, start over!

>>745423235
More like reviewing the tape then recording it on to their phone.

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>>745438554
The fuck the guy made no attempt to stop. What is up with Asian drivers? Any time I see one on the road they're doing 10 mph under the speed limit and squinting out of their windshield like Mr. Magoo. Honk your horn and they wave back.

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>>745438945
>What is up with Asian drivers?

>>745438888
Oh shit I was quads I speak truth tbh my old manager recorded a co worker getting his ass beat by deaf guy.

>>745428324
I am noob, which game is that?

>>745439001
Thanks for your contribution anon, awesome compilation

>>745435608
>Thanks dude.
>Don't mention it.

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>>745437564
Is the hat kill?

>>745436659
>>745436734
That's not a horse... it's a cow.

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>>745438078
>China

>>745436659
>>745436791
>>745436884
I see what you did there!

>>745436658
no, but she is able to eat her own ass now

>>745438078

Fucking China.

>>745435053
>>745435921
Rip

>>745428471
+1 to din du noffin

>>745438554
10/10 filename

>>745438078
Did it die ?

>Also "China Numbah 1!"

>>745433667
You sir are a mouthful

>>745428324
looks like war series

>>745425182

lol at thinking that these type of people are able to employ even simple logic

>>745426203
He was probably fine. I worked with a guy who knock over a 60 ton pile of steel on himself in a crane once. Everyone thought he was a goner for sure, then he started calling for help over the radio lol. Took us 2 hours to dig him out with grapples and magnets. He fucked the crane all up and nearly lost his job over it but other than some bumps and bruises he was fine