Walk into a bar, see this, what do you do?

Slip her a mickey and rape

>>745417811
spin a full 720 degrees and moonwalk away

>>745417929
>Slip her a mickey
a what?

Ask her why she's staring at me.

>>745417811
Wonder what I'm doing in a bar as I am not 21, proceed to go home and call my drug dealer to buy me liqour and drink alone, crying

>>745417811
I don't think I would give her a second look, she is not very attractive!!!

Chill with the lonely dude on the couch

>>745417811

Point out that that's my seat

>>745417811
continue doing what i was doing in the first place and prob see lots of other people and even then continue with my life.
Stop doing these threads as they are as good as log threads.

>>745417929
Spin a full 1440 degrees and punish it with my boner
> Brutal anal intercourse for the next 4hours

tell her that truth is a concept, and therefore doesn't exist, that her entire perception of reality is merely an idea based on impressions of light and sound waves combined with a structural and taught nexus of neurons re-telling her a narrative that is utterly confined to her own expectations of what she believes is perception -and therefore, ultimately, existence.

all existence is a lie, she doesn't exist.

.. then I'll order a tall glass of milk and go sit in a corner.

*adjusts black bow tie*

nothing personal.

>>745418091
faggot

>>745417811
ewww, she is brown

Tell her I'm a porn producer and she could make lots of money if she worked for my studio

>>745417811
Sit down next to her and in a semi loud voice say to the bartender "I'd like a Beaver shot no make that a double"...then turn towards her and say "hi my friends call me big dick what's your name"

Offer her money to let me kiss her feet. I wish I was joking

>>745417811
Sue's such a slut she has to dress like that in a normal bar like a weird person. FUck her.

Pull her shirt down

>>745417811
Ask how much she charges per hour.

>>745417980
You have google right?

Go home and start a 4chan thread claiming I fucked her, when all I did was masturbate to a 5 minute porn compilation of her being railed by the same white guy

>>745417811
Sit down and have a fucking drink.
I came to the bar to get drunk.

>>745417811
Sit at the far end and occasionally cast a glance at her just as she looks in my direction in hopes she'll come over and talk to me.

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Commit the most violent of public rapes

>>745417811
Do a 360 then pull her top down and throw feces at her tits.

>>745417811
Fucking slay the saracen

>>745417811
Ask her why she let her plastic surgeon fuck up her nipples so fucking horribly.

Buy her a drink.
Best case, start up a conversation.
Worst case, she comes over indignant and assuming I expect anything, to which I inform her it was actually a thank you, and that she knows what for.

Say ''Hello'' and go from there.

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>>745418306

Ask to see her big boobies

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>>745418433

>>745418091

heres the bit where you show us what a decent women looks like and we just laugh at you

>>745418580
yes, and guess what I get when googling "mickey"?

hint, I get Mickey Mouse.

ask her if she has penis

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>>745418148
he looks like a pretty cool dude.

>>745418605
link plox

>>745417811
I'd wonder why she's fanning her red infected pussy in a public place

>>745418091
>probably sucked a cock while typing this

>>745418931
This is bait, rite?
Or are you really 12?

>>745417811
and the ugly people losers try to trap me ugly way so ill tell there secrets and the ugly people losers outnumber everybody and cheats and smell worse then dog shit and try to hurt the ugly popular people ugly way to be better then ugly popular people ugly way so fuck this shit socitey cause the ugly people losers try to be better then ugly popular people ugly way and smell worse then dog shit and outnumber everybody and take anything and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and is able to cheat

Nothing. She's an overrated sandnigger with fake tits

>>745419084
ffs man just tell me what a mickey is.. I mean, I know roofies sure, but mickey? what's mickey?

She was only in porn for 3 months...

>>745418931
fucking retarded. But why did I laugh at this?

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>>745417811
Why did she fuck up her tits so badly? She'd be a 10/10 otherwise but I can't even get it up looking at her porn because of that.

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>>745417811
bring in the film crew

>>745419239
the google definition of a mickey is:
>>745419239 is a faggot

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>>745417811
Order a bottle of water, I can't stand alcohol

Who are she?

This bitch isn't even that hot

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>>745419378
>Why did she fuck up her tits so badly? She'd be a 10/10 otherwise

>>745419687
gross

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mia thread?

>>745417811
>Ask myself why she so close to bar front door.
>ask myself why mia khalifa is in a bar I mean hookups without profit??
>proceed to go inside and check beverages
>drink my stuff whilst checking out how many cucks try to approach mia like "Hey I know you"

i would try to dodge her nose

>>745419687
pajeet made a decent trap back in the day

>>745417811
"show bobs"
"open shirt"
"send pichar of vagana"

>>745417811
>ask her how many guys she's fucked
>ask her what's the biggest dick she saw
>ask her to compare me
>ask if I can eat her asshole

Any rare pic of her? Like rimming or anal?

>>745419281
because I'm a retard, brah. Retards are funny.
>>745419467
no srsl just tell me bewh

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>>745419467
>definition of a mickey
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mickey
>a Canadian term

.. wait a minute.

A
FUCKING
LEAF

>>745419633
her name was Paulina Robertson

Order a drink and ignore her. She looks like an ugly hooker.

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>>745420558

Say "that had to hurt", then laugh or help her off the ground.

>>745417811
Take her to the bathroom and hit it raw. Cum inside her

offers to pay her nose job

I would start by telling her how bad her boob job is, then turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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>>745421129
Fucking this
I would too bro

Nothing, as i would never go to a bar. That kind of establishment is below me.

>>745417811
Ask her if she has a younger sister around 12 or 13 years old.

>>745421247
And /b/ isn't?

>>745417811
Do a 360 and walk away from her.

>>745418084
You have to buy booze from a drug dealer? What the fuck is wrong with america? Land of the free?!! My bollocks!
I've been regularly drinking in pubs at the weekend since I was 14.

Google Mickey Finn. It's Cockney rhyming slang..

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>>745417811
>Praise allah that I always carry chloroform.
>Kidnap in burlap sack.
>Much secks.

>>745418091
>3 exclamation marks!
Only boomer dumbfucks type like this.

>>745418433
Being THIS gay.
>>>/pol/

>>745417811
Realistically,
strike out pretty hard

>>745417811
All good, she only fucks niggers

>>745417811
>Wave at Frank on the couch
>Signal if he needs a drink
>get a beer and a queer n tonic for Frank
>wonder why chick in yellow shorts keep staring
>bring drinks over to my mate and continue to hear stories of how much cum hes farted today
>rest of the lads show up
>continue to get on it, sit with back to the chick who keeps creepily staring

>>745417980
roofie or other date rape drug

>>745422268
>also wonder why frank is drinking water when he already has a glass of water

>>745417811
ask a blowjob

It's Mia Khalifa is that supposed to be special

>>745417811
walk away from the shitskin

>>745417811
Ask her how for a picture. I'm too beta to hit a on her.

>>745422268
The gayest thing about this is that you took the time to write it

>>745417811
Point and laugh at the faggot in the background sipping his drink through a straw.

>>745417811
Call housekeeping to see if any curtain tassels are missing

>>745417811
Turn 360 degrees and run

>>745422456
I'm imagining you doing that, you have no idea how retarded you look. You also giggle like a girl.

>>745422593
It's a bar, not a hotel

ignore her and her disgusting nipples and false god

>>745417811
"Tu quiero tarjeta verde?"

>>745417811
Ask if I can blow my Irish Creme in her Curry hole

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>Hit it off with Mia, currently don't know who she is due to being a good christian
>She tells me about how she works in a position that pays extremely well and she can get me a job
>I refuse, telling her that I already have a duty to god
>she proceeds to bring me to the bathrooms, where she pulls down her dress
>pic = mfw

shake her hand and appreciate her work

"What are you doing out here all alone?"

>Proceed to think about the cash in my bank account and the closest atm

>>745417811
Alert ISIS.

>>745417811
Remind her she's in my pick 10 tell her to suck my dick cum down her throat .

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>>745417811
nothing
shes got a boyfriend and im not gonna waste my money on overpriced whore

>>745418931

Goddamn you're retarded.

She must be stoned to death for shaming her family and lying with the infidel! She must be thrown from the tallest building in the city for going into public uncovered! She is Shane and does not follow sharia!

>>745417980

Underage b&

>>745418306

Good one made me laugh

>>745417811
i can actually feel like i can smell that pussy thats how good her pussy is. when you see a girl like that and youre by yourself you fucking talk to her, and ask her if she like to hang out you fucking god damn idiot. its simple as that. if you need any more ideas watch ron jermy do her exactly like him to the T.