ever killed someone?

It is a fantasy of mine to end another unworthy life watching the light drain from the eyes as i orgasm in my mind

>>745413748
No, but someone killed me

>>745413748
yes. In the military.

>>745414082

'No' then?

I shot someone once with birdshot, didn't kill him, but fucked his shit up. Does that count?

>>745413748
no but I don't recycle, so its like I'm killing mother earth.

>>745413748
He looks tired

>>745414179
No only small animals

>>745413748
About 4 years ago i purposely crashed my car to kill my gf. I intended for both of us to die, but i made it out alive somehow.

I did it because she was an actual cruel person. She threatened me and other people, she had her brother stalk me to keep tabs on everything i did, she would do self harm if i "try to leave her", she even tortured animals and attack people.

There are several reasons on why i didn't go to the police at the time, and I'd rather not go into all the details about it, but ever since her funeral I feel like i cured the world from a plague.

>>745413748
Yes, twice. The first time was unintentional. It was a car accident on icy roads when I was 17. I was ruled to be at fault for the accident, but due to the circumstances surrounding the crash, I got a year of non-reporting probation and that was it. I'm in my 30s now and still feel horrible about what happened to that guy and his family.

The second time a guy broke in to my house and I shot him in self defense. I wasn't even charged with anything that time, and feel no guilt over that one.

>>745414129
3deep5me

>>745414423
>my gf is crazy
>might aswell kill us both then
You're a real hero anon.

>>745414193
Dick Cheney? Why are you on 4chan?

>>745414129
4spooky2me

>>745414406
Fucking pussy go for a bear

>>745413748
I payed for an abortion if that counts

>>745414828
Must use the same weapons you use on a small animal though.

>>745414176
Are you okay?

>>745414887
Bare hands just for being a wannabe sociopath

>>745414828
Leave bears alone, cunt

>>745414872
Nope

>>745413748

is he ok?

>>745414975
Leave animals alone is what you should've said

Yes 12

>>745414984
It was like right before the latest you could have done it

>>745415026
Bears are majestic creatures, but all animals should be left alone.

>>745415091
Nope doesn't count that was not a human

Not gonna say yes, but...

>>745414423
I saw you in a thread before nigga, how's that crazy brother thing

>>745415165
Agreed. I said bears because the sociopath wannabe would fucking die as he deserves.

>>745415247
Well at least he doesn't kill people still

>>745413748
My mother did. When she was a border policewoman, shot a guy with a gun in the stomache.
That was 98/99 or so

>>745415325
Fuck that humans are polution

Almost, he survived

>>745414488
First one sounds horrible.

>>745415430
Would you say that about yourself and the peoples you know?
About the ones you love?

>>745415555
I wonder who

Indirectly responsible for the deaths of 6 people, I used to track people down from social media and emails to recruit for ISIS and some of them were killed with the information I gave the NSA and CIA

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>>745414082

>>745415233
Still no contact with him. I think I'm in the clear, but never know for sure.

>>745413748
When I was downrange, yeah.

>>745413748
Not directly and not intentionally.

My son's inner child commited suicide when he saw me and his mother having sex.

>>745415564
Yeah, it was awful. I ended up spending a couple years in therapy to get past it. I still have nightmares occasionally.

I killed a burglar 5 months back, was sat in my room doing lines whilst posting on some shitty /b/ threads. I heard glass shatter downstairs coming from my kitchen (where I have a sliding glass door). I grab the m870 from under my bed, chamber a 12 ga buckshot high brass. I creep downstairs, through the hallway and kick the kitchen door in, the guy's dragging my 42" through the broken sliding door, I don't even aim, just point and shoot, the guy didn't even see it coming. Got him right in the gut, he falls through the door and crashes into my backyard groaning, whilst I wait for the cops to arrive. He was admitted to intensive care, but died a couple hours later. No regrets.

>>745415795
THE WORST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN

>>745415840
This would never be legal in my country and I'm kinda glad. Imagine it wouldve been a misunderstanding of some sorts, you being intoxicated and all.

>>745415598
Well we are humans so yes we are polution

>>745416314
There was no misunderstanding, I had a few lines but my judgement was still there, he was a deadbeat, no job, no wife, no kids. The world is better without him. There's a chance he could've killed me that night, but thankfully for the second amendment and the right to bear arms, I've lived to see today.

>>745415247
Good.

Be kind to bears.

>>745416318
But humans are animals too, their behaviour is just a bit more complex, but is similar.
Why souldn't human deserve the same respect as other animals?

>>745416605
Yeah thats what I'm saying it worked out fine this time but I just imagine what couldve been.

Also I kinda support the right to bear arms but jesus I find it archaic how it seems to be just legal to execute trespassers or burglars on sight. It simply seems excessive to me. Next thing is they make it legal to shoot drug dealers and then where are we going to get stuff oh man it just seems harsh.
I could live with it if like you said it was more of a reflex, but actually pointing and shooting to kill a guy for theft of a TV i wouldnt want to live with that.

>>745416742
Because humans are selfish and destructive, there's over 7 thousand million humans on Earth, we detroy entire ecosystems and don't give a damn fuck. If you can't accept that humans are bad for the planet you can stick your philantropist lack of logic up your ass.

Probably indirectly with some action I took years ago with no intention of harming anyone

>>745413748
Does it counts, when you've called a CAS on them?

>>745416861
No animal species does care about the ecosystem, we're the only one smart enough to do that. It just happens that not all of us do but we're powerful enough that we should. This doesn't mean that we must hate humans. Instead of insulting try to think

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>>745414129
Did you survive???

>>745417093
Animals don't care about ecosystem because they're not supposed to, they do not destroy them, they live in perfect balance with it. We do not. At all.

I recently had a dream where I held my duty as part of a cause that was just to slaughter a ton of men, and I did but it felt so real.... And it felt so different than I thought. It was awful. Even though justified. I really hope times don't come to it because it really is more sad than you think. That void feeling is so awful.

>>745417465
Oh to add, it was in a medieval time
Oddly no swords and shit like we know it to be in our perception of back then. Just tons of maces and daggers to finish them off Which made it more brutal ironically.

I'm a doctor, of course I've killed people. Mostly through negligence.

>>745417637
Nah dude you did what you could. Honestly if this is real, I wish you the best of serenity and tranquility because honestly

>>745417990
You're just human. And to boot, some are meant to bite it because some things aren't meant to be

>>745417348
The animals that don't live in balance die out. If humans die out then oh well.

>>745417634
You're a retard

>>745417637
Kek

>>745417348
Yeah I had one of those too. I choked someone to death on a staircase, thought like "Wow, I hope this is a dream", but I didn't wake up as I usually would. So I tried hiding the body and shit but I was really bad at it, then just woke up eventually. Was quite the relief when I woke up though. Wouldn't really want to experience it irl.

>>745418087
Such an edgelord christ

>>745413748
I heard my grandfather in his room struggling to breathe or something, didn't help him or call the ambulance, turned my tv up and waited for my mother to find him the next day, we cleared up a room and there was less bitching and drinking going on after that, feelsgoodman

>>745418314
I noticed right after I posted. It's a real problem lately.

>>745418448
That's pretty sad man.

Hopefully someday. If I don't get a chance to push a cop in front of a train or lead a politician to the guillotine, then at least my partner has a pretty serious murder fetish that I can indulge in the case of like terminal illness or injury.

Well I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

i killed him when i left. he commited suicide because i didn't stay

>>745418542
No skin off my bones, you ol' such and such

>>745418652
Meh

>>745418556
Psychopath

>>745418680
Must have had such a lovely family life :)<3:3

>>745414082
Dat edge

>>745418662
Don't give yourself so much credit, black widow.

>>745418844
Agreed

>>745414872
Yes

>>745414488
Stay true anon you'll be ok

Yes, Militaryfag here

>>745415430
Lizard person detected

>>745418787
If you say so. It's not like I want/plan to kill good people that don't want to die.

>>745418827
Nothing in /b/ is to be taken seriously, I'm obviously lying, but the day is coming where he will soon pass, and it will be here, not in a hospital bed but his room, and I won't do anything about it

>>745413748
Several times in the army, but only twice stateside. The first one was a robbery while I was trying to load groceries in my car. Dude walked up with a knife, told me to give him my wallet, told him I have to get it out of my jacket pocket. Pulled out my gun and shot shot him twice in the chest and once in the head. He died before medical got there, and witnessed backed me up, so no charges because stand your ground state.

The second time, my wife and I went overseas with a friend and her husband. We found out during the trip that her husband (who was a cop) was an abusive asshole. He would beat her frequently, he euthanized her dog and told her the dog died of natural causes, he beat the kids, and she suspected him of molesting/raping their 10 year old daughter (he did). She wanted out, and begged us to buy her a ticket home on short notice so she could get shit out and leave with the kids. My wife took her to the airport and bought her the ticket, and I took him out for some beers. When we got back to the hotel, I kept him drinking on the balcony. Once he was stumbling drunk, I "bumped" him off the balcony and he fell 4 stories to his death. He died on impact, and there weren't any witnesses. I called emergency services immediately though, hammed it up, and they bought the whole bit. They listed his cause of death as an accident, since his tox panel had his BAC at a .22. Stupid fuck deserved it, and it got a bad cop off the street, since it was found out later that he was working for a cartel to funnel drugs in to our state, which is like 700 miles from the border.

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A hispanic guy wearing a headband got in an argument with my friend when we were celebrating a birthday at a bar. As we were leaving, I called the cops and told them that a guy in a headband at the bar was waving a gun. (he wasn't. I made it up) I thought he would get arrested. We left as the cops pulled up. A few days later I read that the cops shot and killed some guy outside that same bar. MFW I see his picture was in the paper and it was the dude I called the cops on. oops. :(

Does killing yourself count?

>>745413748
I've came so close to it ,
Funny actually it happened yesterday
Im 19 y/o just walking with my friend who just arrived from Germany , it's been 4 years since i saw him.

We where walking on the street and 4 full grown faggots stopped us , one of the start saying "LOOK AT THAT FAG WITH LONG HAIR , DID YOU SUCK EACH OTHER DICKS YET ?"
kinda pissed .... the very first thing my friend sees are those faggots , they're not even from the same country , they look arabin or indian or at less 2 arabs 2 indian.

I didn't want to hurt him but weirdly enough ... i pushed him too hard i ended up pushing him into a car that runs him over , the other two rushed to help him his mind is completely dead , that's what the doctor said ... He might die ... I didn't charge for anything because he have no one here , not even tbe police on this faggot side

Not even mad

>>745419322
Biggest load of crap in thread?

i always wonder how many of these threads are run by the feds to catch some tard tard who is dumb enough to think anything said here anymore is anonymous..

>>745419458
Lmao jugallotransition.jpg

>>745414423
You are fucking retarded

I killed my dad by being a disappointment. Sent him to an early grave...

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>>745420021
??

>>745420021
I always wonder if you actually think people tell the truth on here ever.

no but
>>/bant/2190775
has

>>745415840
Imagine the kid was forced and threathened by friends or random thughs. If he was black I wouldnt care. But otherwise its kinda fuckedup

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>Be burger get shot

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>>745413748
i can't remember if it really happened or not, my reality doesn't feel right.

I haven't killed any people, but have euthanized 200+ dogs. Part of my job, feels awful every time.

>>745413748
Never and I wouldn't be capable of it

Americans are so stupid.

>>745413748
Woah! That guy look unwell I hope he's still alive..

>>745415026

Found the vegan!

Be me
> sits home with dad
> watching a movie. no lights
> live in a slighly above average home in an lower upperclass neighbourhood
> we have this Swedish immigrant family living near us. Dads an Engineer, daughter a niggerlover
> more and more niggers start popping up in our neighbourhood lately
> sound of broken glass, noises, voices of people
> father send me to the kitchen
> enters 30 secs or so later
> hands a Glock to me, carries this uzi by himself
> wait another minute while hearing at least two of them nigging around
> still dont know why
> stupid nigger enters kitchen
> ffs, shoot
> I killed nig nr.1
> dad goes around, i followed him
> dad shoots nig nr.2 in the other livingroom
> still: how did they NOT notice us
> police arives: no charges (Nothing)
> mudshark finds out the next day
> 3 months later: moved out
> we still have contact with her parents
> ffs: niggers always fuck up
> never fails
> found out later: nig.2 had a gun so better him dan us
> from that point we didnt feel any guilt tbqh

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>>745422458
shit lie bro

Long time ago in the army

>>745422550
Nope Deshawn.

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>>745422458
> Uzis are the best weapons for self protection
Everyone who thinks different is a subhuman nigger

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>>745414082
Kira?

>>745422891
and why is that? low recoil? high fire rate? lightweight?

>>745422891
Best for home defense is a 12 ga pump shotty with the heavier, larger sized pellets, stopping power will be adequate to take the assailant down with one shot.

>>745416843
Don't wanna get shot? Don't break into someone's house and steal their shit. Seems pretty just and straightforward to me. If you have an issue with that, you're probably a degenerate nigger.

>>745416843
so, you don't value your own life?
natural selection will take you shortly

>>745423035
All of the above
Plus fires a common and affordable ammo type, nothing weird or obscure that will bleed your wallet

>>745414423
you did whats right and just. only one person can judge and thats the big guy upstairs, he will let you in dw.

>>745414082


YOU WILL PROBABLY END UP TAKING YOUR OWN LIFE IN THE MOST PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE WAY POSSIBLE ONCE YOU REALIZE LIVING IN SHIT IS NO WAY TO LIVE.

>>745414488
Lying faggot

>>745414872
Nope

>>745414423


LOL. THE FANTASIES THESE OVER MEDICATED FAT GUYS HAVE....

>>745414423
Good riddance. I'm happy you lived. Psychocunts should not be infusing their twisted mind into others.

>>745414570
As far as the text goes, it was the only way - unless he would go to the police, but he stated he didn't want to. Murder her? Get jailed for life bro. Car accident? Ya good.

>>745413748
Asphyxiation. It was a surreal experience.

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>>745423272
>>745423359
>samefag using reddit spacing
this is no place for you

>>745423246
Affordable ammo type? You are talking about self protection. How often do you use your gun for "self protection"? lol

>>745423246
nice choice my man

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>>745423531

>>745423183
Sure, if you're already deaf, that's a good home protection choice.

>>745423809
Any sort of firearm discharged indoors is going to be considerably loud. Even firing a .22 indoors will cause considerable pain to the ears at 134 db. A 12 gauge is only 145db

>>745423499


OH FUCK OFF YOU 12 YEAR OLD FAT FUCK WHO THINKS HE FOUND A "SPECIAL WEBSITE". 99% OF THIS SITE IS JUST REHASHED SHIT FROM REDDIT YOU LITTLE SNIVELING WASTE OF SPACE.

>>745423951
I guess you can't beat a rottweiler.

>>745423499


Here's a hint summerfag who doesn't know summer is over: This place is reddit lite.

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>>745423962
>>745424006

>>745424006
>>745423962
>We are the reddit samefags le ecksdee

>>745419044
Reported

>>745424071


Wow!! A gif!! So hardcore. I yield 300 pound 12 year old diabetic patient.

Eurofags are the cringiest of all.

>>745424126
>Wow!! A gif!!
that is a dot jay peg, sir

Uh, maybe? Never really saw any of my shots hit. And bring honest, too high on adrenaline to really care. But its not unreasonable to say I have. Ive sure as hell kept someone where they were long enough for ordinance to come. Thats pretty close.

>>745413748
>Be me
>French fag foot soldier
>Afghanistan
>Patrol near a village
>I and mates are uphills w/ vehicles'n shiet
>Friendlies actually patrol in the village
>Shitskins start firing
>Friendlies shoot back
>The sandniggers are shooting from a shitty shack (called a house there)
>Heavily 12,7 machinegun the place
>Ennemy ceases fire
>Friendlies confirm 3 corpses inside
>mfw they showed me the pics of the inside
>Still feeling proud for killing them fuckers

>>745421305
>>745416314
imagine this imagine that
you guys are faggots. know the laws and be reasonable about them by not breaking into someones fucking house. but i hope you don't get robbed one day as you pussies would die from just seeing a weapon pointed at you

>>745424345
Damn right you should be proud, thanks for ridding the world of 3 mudslimes

>>745424345
>>they showed me pics of the inside
are you too lazy to disembark and go look for yourself?

>>745424440
>what are orders

>>745413748
I love seeing white people dead

>>745413748
I want to kill a white person.

>>745424461
nigger detected

>>745424461
>>745424510
>craaawwwling iiiin my craaaawwwwwwl

>>745424529
thats what the devil calls my people, and one big reason i love seeing whites dead

>>745413748
I saw my uncle slice someones guts out.
Then saw another uncle get shot.
Thought they were bad asses when I was 12.
Now they just look like doped up hicks.

>>745415034
Story

>>745424602
Hate to break it to you, but cops don't give a shit if a white man kills a shitskin, it's as simple as that.

>>745424559
i have got a new found enjoyment in seeing white men dead

>>745424675
I know thats why I hate you and al white people
but its gonna end for you soon.
soon we will be the ones doing the killing

Was driving down a busy inner city street having an argument with my sister.
I saw a homeless guy on the sidewalk up ahead. Noticed him but didn't pay much attention. He was obviously drunk or fucked up because was stumbling around.
He tripped and kind of ran trying to steady himself. Went straight onto the road and into the path of my vehicle. He couldn't have timed it better.
My sister screamed, I put on the brakes and swerved but couldn't avoid him. He hit the grill, flew over us and in the rear view I saw him on land on the road. The way he hit the ground I knew he was dead straight away. His head was at an angle and his body weight fell in a different direction. Difficult to explain but it resulted in broken neck.
Cops were awesome. I had to do all the shit you would expect but they were real good and supportive. Really helped my sister too because she was a mess.
I was just annoyed my car was fucked up.

>>745424440
Ever been in the military, heh ?

Yeah, i killed my mind

>>745413748

Yes it was a dark november night somewhere in West Dakota.
I pulled the trigger and he fell down the ground.
I turned my back at got away.
His corpse was found 2 months later in advanced state of decomposition. Nobody never knew who he was. Liek, he never existed.
He just existed at the moment he got my 12 gauge opening a crater in his guts.

>>745424730
If you say so, jamal.

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I didn't even know I was runnin with killaz.

>>745424881
get ready bob, when that 911 gets cut off theres no helping you.

>>745413748
Yes in a fist fight.
Was self defends.
Ended up hitting to hard on his temple.
No regret.
Got a record but it's already due because it was a long time ago.

>>745424962
You've got big plans, good luck, you'll need it. kek

>>745425034
kek a white supremacist codeword, i know who im dealing with here.

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>Dropping hooker back off in her trailer park.
>Breaks in car don't work
>I open the door for her.
>Tuck and roll bitch.
>Circle around the block.
>She's screaming about her money.
>Throw a roll of quarters at her.
>TFW I didn't mean to kill her.

>>745414872
Yes

>>745425096
>low-quality-bait.jpg

>>745425018
I'll take shit that never happened for 500.

>>745425187
i know all about kekistan, you not fooling me, im not your typical negro.

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>>745425254

>>745425310
>kekistan
https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2017/05/08/what-kek-explaining-alt-right-deity-behind-their-meme-magic

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>>745425108
>be me
>hooker
>get brought at me home (trailer park)
>douchebag poor redneck costumer don't pay.
>get thrown a roll of quarters.
>hits head almost died.
>coma for 5 years.
>I will come for you.
>swore to get revenge no matter what.

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>>745425190
Here, you need this more than I do

>>745418257
I had a dream where I shot up my school, went to prison before I woke up.

>>745413748
No, but I have seen hundreds of people die, old people, kids, women, cops, robbers, you name it.
>paramedic in major US city for 16 years

>>745421775
It's boston bombing faggot, he is kill

>>745425428
Kek my sides.

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>>745425371

>>745424510
>>745424460
Never relax amongst blax

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>>745425464
I was wondering where I put that.
>>745425428
Five years already huh.
I should have finished you when I had the
chance like I did with ya girl Mustang Sally.

Afghanistan war vet..yeah but it wasn't a huge deal..mostly just shitty having to kill someone who might have been blackmailed by the Taliban.

>>745423809
Kek.

>>745417634
>ironic

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>>745425428
For fucks sake lmao.

Top tier post

>>745413748

yeah probably

My hobby is going out at night and throwing little baggies of fentanyl into the local parks where homeless people sleep. I call it 'crop dusting'.

Reported 2000% increase in opiod related deaths in my city during the last couple years, kek.

>>745423035
Lightweight. High fire rate. For longer distances its complete shit. But knowing that most blax have either shit arms or a mac 10 its better than a shotgun.

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>>745416843
>I find it archaic how it seems to be just legal to execute trespassers or burglars on sight

>>745426109
Holy fuck, please be Baltimore.

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>>745414423

>TFW going back to work and, looking from the outside, nobody knows what you did

>>745419458
You liar, I live in oregon.

>>745414872
Nope

>>745415382
>shot a guy with a gun in the stomache.

Whoa...that's crazy. The guy had a gun in his stomach? Wow.

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>>745422891
A mac10 is the niggerversion of an Uzi.
Also: they hit almost 1/99 bullets at target
Basically a nigger with a mac10 can be compared to a 11year old with a glock

>>745415840
>I killed a burglar 5 months back, was sat in my room doing lines whilst posting on some shitty /b/ threads. I heard glass shatter downstairs coming from my kitchen (where I have a sliding glass door). I grab the m870 from under my bed, chamber a 12 ga buckshot high brass. I creep downstairs, through the hallway and kick the kitchen door in, the guy's dragging my 42" through the broken sliding door, I don't even aim, just point and shoot, the guy didn't even see it coming. Got him right in the gut, he falls through the door and crashes into my backyard groaning, whilst I wait for the cops to arrive. He was admitted to intensive care, but died a couple hours later. No regrets.

But, what about the 42"? Did it survive?

>>745424962
Shut up nigger. No white kid is called Bob. Also: stop stealing whiteman jokes Reshownda

>>745418652
Cash reference, nice Anon.

>>745426679
the arizona beauty school shooter was bob smith

>>745426533
was he a basketball player?

>>745416843
No regard for your own life or the life of loved ones

>>745426533
Was he a basketball American

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>>745420218

>I killed my dad by being a disappointment. Sent him to an early grave...

>>745416314
>being this cucked

Thank fuck I don't have to live in a country with you

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>>745426529
I agree. You shouldnt use your UZI on a niggerish way. Its a gr8 wapon for in your home/bedroom etc

>>745414217
he is okay

>>745427060
>Its a gr8 wapon for in your home/bedroom etc


NOT EVERYONE LIVES ALONE LIKE YOU FAT FUCK.

IF YOU CHILDREN YOU CAN SPRAY THE HOUSE WITH PAPER THIN WALLS WITH YOUR KIDS SLEEPING YOU DUMB FUCK

>>745426769
School shooters have more intelligence than blackonblack shooters.
Bob is not common you fool

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>>745424602

Look everyone, IT CAN TYPE!

We have to deliver this specimen to the natural history museum ASAP.

>>745427060
If im in a situation where I use a gun im pretty sure that I know where my kids are hiding. (IF I had kids). However: more than 30% of houses are built out of stone and concrete.

>>745426533
Nah, it got pretty fucked up after it fell on the concrete

>>745427188
That one was for (You)>>745427384

>>745413748
I sometimes beat two rats to death using one rat as a makeshift flail. Catching two rats at the same time is pretty unusual though so I have to settle for beating one into the ground. Haven't killed a person yet though, looking for the opportunity.

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>be me
>wanting to try gay sex
>meet guy at hotel
>hes in 50s
>riding dick hes out of breath
>think nothing of it
>niggah has heart attack
>calls for help
>goes with him to hospital
>family comes
>thank me for saving him
>messages me afew days later how he died
>mfw he died from virgin ass

>>745414872
Lol I just love how it goes nope yes nope yes no

>>745427507
What?

>>745415233
Story plz tell

>>745428000
Trips mean story

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>>745415034
>(you)

About 20 men
About 10 women

> be kid me
> age at 10 or so
> granny goes Hospital
> i can read from her number on the paper she isnt badly ill will go out soon
> Change the number to ashe her
> hear later she died and got ashed
well i fucked up, i kinda thoght its all a big joke, someone is playing at me, at that time, my childhood is a bit more messed upo ten this simple story

>>745421857
>Tumblr

>>745428268
Zeriously kys

Don't ever join the military. You'll do shit that you would never do otherwise.

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>>745427815
F A G G O T

Yes, road accident in Bali, had to pay $AU2000 in compo to guys family, better than jail so was worth every $

>>745428405
Y tho

>>745414872
Yes

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>>745414423
Brutal/10

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>>745414575
LOL how many days since a vice President shot someone?

>>745420021
"Tard tard" lmao

>>745428405
What?
Some where unconfirmed.

>>745414200
Underrated and checked.

>>745413748
No. But i've seen it.

yes
went exploring in some old abandoned warehouses in cleveland ohio
i went there to take pictures
explored deep into this old auto plant
this old black man found me
said he owned the building and wanted to charge me for tresspassing
he wanted my camera and backpack
he grabbed for my camera and it fell on the ground and broke
all i saw was anger
i grabbed the old man and choked him out
he clawed and fought back for like a minute
i dragged his body into an open pit nearby filled with rainwater. There was no way for him to get out.
To this day I can see his face and hear his screaming and the sound of his body hitting the water.

>>745414082
>unworthy
>unlike me
kys

>>745423951
Suppressed .45 ACP or 9mm pistol.

>>745429948
Brutal.
I don't like it when they fight back.

>>745430481
Suppressors are illegal in many states

>>745430585
That is why you make sure you know your state laws, but where I live they are not.

I found a dead body floating in a canal.

>>745430893
What'd it taste like?

>>745430893
Was the vagena still in tact?

>>745419776
If your 19 you are fully grown you fucking retard

>>745429948
fucked up but he shouldnt have tried to 1v1 rob you in the middle of fuck all nowhere.

>>745414872
Nope

>>745414872
nope

>>745413748
I am a doctor who has intentionally killed patients by withholding critical care and treatment because I was annoyed by his family?
AMA

>>745431275
Found the 19 year old who thinks he's fully grown

>>745431432
Worst story you got

>>745431494
You stop being a kid at 18 you braindead shitbird
This really isnt complicated

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>>745431803

>>745431275
19 is still young man category, not full man

>>745431803
>age 18 = adult
>age 17yrs 364days old = infant and incapable of common sense

>>745416843
It's not about the TV you dolt

>>745432116
Way too old to try and hide behind like calling other people fully grown.
When you turn 18, you deal with shit yourself because you are an adult, you dont get to hide behind your age anymore

>>745432255
Legally you are an adult. But that's it. An 18 year old is still as stupid as any other high school kid. It's not until you are almost 30 that you approach true man status.

>>745432136
17 is not legally an adult but in my view should be treated more like one, by 18 is fucking pathetic if you are calling others fully grown, like you are a little kid hiding behind mommy.

>>745432342
this
>ITT: fags who grew up saying "NO MOM! CHOCOLATE MILK IS FOR BABIES! I'M 10 YEARS OLD, I'M NOT A KID!!"

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>>745413748
Yep. When I was 16 and back in the "old country" I killed a man who tried to rape me and he might have killed me as well

>>745413748
yep is not the big deal, i shut a guyi hate, no1 see me perfect crime