ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

Posted this in the last one:

>gf is petit girl
>bfore dating just friends, tells me shes fantasizes about gangbangs and double penetration
>no i'm not a small dick man
>two years later gets drunk and tells me about her fantasies again over and over again how much she wants it
>sometimes talks about it when not drunk and thinks it's funny to me
>get pissed she still thinks about this
>we start adding in gags blindfolds and earplugs ropes etc into our sexlife more and more
>pissed but cant get it out of my head now of her fantasies
>recruited guys on cl
>regular sex session shes blindfolded tied up and earplugs on, fuck her
>guys i recruited come in, fuck her right away
>she knows it isnt me right away and tries to stop it
>lube up her asshole and fuck her
>other guy sticks it in her mouth
>she cant move and we wont stop
>they leave and she never saw their faces
>helped her fulfill her fantasy forcefully in a shitty way because pissed
>she laid on the floor for hours crying from conflicted from guilt of having other men fuck her and that she feels like a whore and that she cheated and also getting multiple orgasms from it
>she's probably ruined for life now
>i don't care i see her as a whore after her drunk confession and bringing it up every now and then
>sorry and not sorry

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Haven't told anyone yet . . . but I love Shitted memes.

I'm writing a smutty diaper story for my fursona and I can't get through it because I keep getting excited and giggling like a little girl

>>745403737
shieeeeet nigga

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>>745403707
You made me vomit, you sociopathic cunt...

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I feel the need to act out gay tendencies at least once in my twenties.
You see, I'm 22, still a virgin. I'm all for the woman with their bazongos and Virginia's.
But I'm bi-curious, and I'd like to go all out with it.
My craziest fantasy is that I take a week long vacation with some other guys (these guy have GOT to be in shape, I'm picky), I just want to be in an environment where I can be openly sexually gay without an eye of my family or hometown seeing.
I'll do anything, I'll crossdress, I'd be down for getting fucked while all dressed up. Makeup and lipstick to fake nails and high heels, all the while I'm taken out on dates. I want the man to hold me and I mean HOLD ME. I want to reach that state of penetration where my brain leaves the building, I want to just become a woman that is getting fucked for an hour.
And I don't care about the colour of your skin, all you need is a good body.

Now, how fucking gay is that shit?
(Pic unrelated, I'm thing but not feminine-thin)

>was at a family birthday party

>couldn't think of anything, but who I'd rape first

Found out my GF's ex bf has a dick that makes mine look like a kids. I can't get their sextape out of my head and I can't tell my gf I snooped on her laptop

>>745403707
i am both impressed and horrified

>I used to let the family dog fuck me whenever everybody was out of the house
>Moved in with different family members
>Hasn't happened since
>It's been like 9 years since the last time I did it and I would rather have my own dog and place to myself and get fucked every time he wants it, instead of an actual relationship with a person

>>745403353
I've been trying to find a guy (or girl, hah.) who will buy me a slutty anime girl costume in exchange for sexual pictures or videos. I've got my ex's panties and a bad-dragon toy but I feel like the market for that kind of thing is so over saturated I'll never find a buyer.

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>>745404936
Urgl.....

>>745404587
the fact she still has that shit still means she still fantasizes and gets off to her exes dick herself when you aren't around. you're gonna be fucked in the head forever after this.

>Be me, late high school
>Overcome with sexual lust
>Wanna fuck everything in sight
>Further fuel my interest in CD and latex with incessant masturbation
>Meet qt girl sophomore year,
>Hit it off, fall in love
>Fast forward 2 years later
>Various fetishes ruin relationship
>Now in college, not much has changed
>Now pursuing a degree which I am not wholly sure I want anymore
>End up spending a lot of money on restraints, clothing, and other shit
>Not sure where to go next, but just want to be degraded and used while I'm still young
>None of my friends know
>Still not exactly sure how to feel about it

Fucked a tranny in the ass bareback last week. Got head from 4 trannies and 3 dudes this year.
I get what I want and then never speak to them again.

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>>745404587
WTF?!
gf has a sextape with someone else on her laptop and she's still your gf?????
pic related: it's you

>>745405269
thats not even bad except the spending part. there are plenty out there with same kinks you've got.

I fuck the swiss. I can't help it. its those all those holes. ya, swiss cheese is pretty tight

>>745405338
Sooooo what you want is aids then?

>>745405742
baby swiss?

>>745404587
lolwut? She's no girlfriend. Just leave that bitch and never say why, you beta cuck. that way she'll always want you back, and you'll always know that she's worthless.

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>>745403707

>>745405791
when I see a nice wheel of swiss cheese, I just have to smash

>>745406096
what about slices?

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I'm addicted to escorts and my wife doesn't know...

>>745406157
your getting me hard, dude

>>745405777
I know, it's crazy. But my desire to do these things gets out of control.

Sometimes I go on my ex's Facebook until I find something that looks like she's not over me either. If that shit stopped showing up I'd probably crumble.

I want to wish her the best, a better man would, but I'm not that man and I need to feel like she's in the same place I am.

9 years 4 months 20 days and counting... maybe this is the year.

>>745405372
What if I told you I also lack emotional attachment to my family and would probably leave everything behind if someone told me?

>>745404516
Want to experience the exact same thing. I'm 23 got the right body kinda body to go all out on it. Athough I've accepted the fact that I'm Bisexual. No one else knows of my desires. It is a bit to kinky to discuss with other people. Without them thinking that you are completly insane. Ha matter of fact a part of me wonders that myself sometimes. Anyways it is kinda weird I do and don't want it to actually happen. The thought of it happening excites me and terrifies me all at once.

>>745403353
>be newfag
>don’t know how to greentext
>what is 4chans?

>>745406498
4chanz is leet haxorz

bmpp

>>745406289
Dude, seriously go see psychologist. You'll get better, thats no way to live.

>>745405359
Well. I don't see why she can't keep it.

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>>745406210

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I'm perverted. My main fetish is rubbing my penis on a woman's penis. the clitoris. and the clitoris feels much more pleasure than a penis, say the bad tongues, and giving more pleasure than receiving is incredibly exciting. woman has clitoris pussy vagina urethra asshole small lips big lips hood of the clitoris, the complete package. and I do not have a woman for me, sex with me is rare. I wank too much instead of sex. I'm a man. it is so wrong, woman having penis, the clitoris in the case, and I wanting to rub my penis on a delicious clitoris, I feel gay. and I can not let a woman stick her clitoris in my asshole, as some men have already let, there is even videos. I do not know what to do. I'm dying of horny.......

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>>745406968

>>745403353
and since the ugly people losers piss me off cause try to trap me ugly way then ill tell there secrets and starts now and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and outnumber everybody like my short ugly loser father and hurt people ugly way to be better then people ugly way and takes anything and is jealous of attrative loser people and the ugly people losers outnumber everybody cause there everywhere like in tv shows and music and they treat attrative loser people bad and cock block people cause is too ugly to get married and force people to pick them for marriage and they outnumber everybody and try to be better then people ugly way and try to trap people ugly way and smell worse then dog shit and cheats and i dont know how to stop it

>>745403353
there are no secrets
We're all one, interconnected being who dreams of all it's many lives for eternities.

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>>745407351

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>>745403353
i wish i was madotsuki

I'm a hitman

>>745407527

y tho?

>>745406289
>9 years
that is not normal
you need to get some help bro

my partner doesn't know i'm bi and have sucked cock before

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>>745407671
why not

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>>745406965
mfw.
grow the fuck up and have some pride in yourself. stop being a cuck. you've got some fucked up ideas about relationships, you're going to get stepped on your whole life, I'm guessing.

>>745403353
I am a grown man but I can't control myself around men in uniform. My words stammer if I can speak at all, my knees tremble, i get super anxious and super turned on at once..

Men in uniform are my top shelf fetish, not just the uniform, the man in it too, especially if he is corrupt and abusive, i'll do anything a man in uniform tells me to..

I don't understand this at all and i've never met one who wanted to do much with me apart from one cop so I gave up looking, people tell me i should have joined the army and I would have been sexually assaulted by soldiers but due to medical reasons I couldn't get in..

It would be nice to be friends with guys in the uniformed services but they ask for my kik and never get in touch

>>745406965
Don't understand the concept of girlfriend, do you?

>>745406965
Fuck what everyone else is saying, you're a good dude.

>>745403707
Thats the way to distance yourself from the whore

>>745404562
This made me laugh.

>>745404587
Leave her noe

>>745407802

not a good answer you should share your typical fantasy day

>>745404562
every guy does that, perfectly normal unless youre homofag

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>>745403737
sieeet me to

I showered with a cute 9yo girl earlier today

i go out to bars with my stepdaughter and she picks up niggers. i watch her suck them off and sometimes take pics. either behind the bar or in their car depending on if it's dark or not, what time of year. saw her do it behind the dumpster at longhorn steak house once.

i thiink she takes me along to be sure that she doesn't get hurt. but it's all the same, i get to watch my 22 year old angel swallow big nigger dicks behind appleby's or chili's or some such shit bar and then we have a beer or two, then she's right back at work the next day, i'm back at work the next day, until next friday night.

six days a week we are just normal, and her mom knows nothing.

whew, that felt good to get that off my chest

>>745409357
brool story co

>>745409357
Why does she only suck them ? Kinda weird

my gf and I got a vibrator thing as bday gift for my 12yo niece

>>745403353
My female cousin and I got into a fight one night as we were drinking and we ended up having sex. The dumb bitch then got ino a drunken fight with her Dad and told him that we fucked. Since they're the black sheep side of the family I denied it and everybody believed me! I regret nothing and would fuck her again in a heartbeat.

>>745408349
If anyone can explain this fetish to me that would also be great

>>745410082
because it's done mostly behind bars in the alley or in cars. and she don't want the aids. that two reasons that she says. it's just a kind of fetish thing she has i think. hell, i don't complain, i just watch out for her and for cops. and managers.

I have molested several of my female friends when they pass out drunk or drugged out. No regrets honestly.

>>745410493
no boys?

>>745410607
jacked off next to a sleeping bro on my couch and put a little cum on his lips once but thats it. girls are more fun

>>745406289
Get that shit checked out bro. Im in the same boat as you and talking to somebody helped a lot.

>>745410802
cool just wondering, im a bifag but never really did much with guys

>>745411105
same. me either except for another secret:

I once met up with a rando from craigslist because he lived in my apartment complex and sucked his cock.

>>745404936
grill?

When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend and were fuckbuddies for quite a while

>>745404516
Man the one thing Islam has right is killing people like you. Not allowing this kind of fucked up thinking to spread throughout society by ending it as soon as possible.

>>745406970
Well said. Glad to see another intellectual on this board.

Take a look at the threads on /b/. There's certain threads that are spammed more than the furry and loli threads you see daily. Each one of them is related to cuckoldry and spammed militantly by the same group of people.

>What would you do?
>Pics you're not supposed to share
>girlfriend/wife/ex (bullshit fakes)
>Facebook/Instagram
>Cock/cum tribute
>Umad white boi?
>Generic cuckold threads
>Digits and I post the nudes (usually a datamining scam)
>Incest threads (fake scenarios and pics)

This shit is pushed by a group called Project Normalize. This group also works for the porn industry, probably for PornHub, as cuckoldry and fake incest shit are featured exclusively. The answer is obvious Jews are behind this, but it branches out to many ways. Normalization, monetization, and dependency, as well as the usual destroy healthy family-oriented people and whites. There's also bitcoin farming with this data. Instead of setting up a farm in some refrigerated warehouse, use the goyim's computers around the world.

Why are people consuming it? It's put in your face. It's programmed like a commercial and taps into a subconscious. Even if you don't like commercials, have no intention on buying anything, your subconscious is still affected. Flashing lights, frequencies, and especially repetition. This is how traps became normalized. At first it was a meme. Then it got spammed. Then people took it seriously. Said meme became normal to see everywhere and gave a result thus being *normalized.*

I'll stop supporting the shitted.com threads until all these cuck and bitcoin mining threads are gone.

>>745407668
Prove it

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>>745403353

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>>745412261

>vacation at caravan park
>two girls come up to my trailer in the woods
>um ok where the fuck did you come from
>can we suck your cock
>i guess
>do you care how old we are?
>not really
>decent double blowjob
>cum hard
>drive the fuck outta there

When I was 13 I came across my first piece or internet erotica. It was a very well written incest story. Since that day incest has been my fetish. It has always been the one surefire topic to get me to orgasm. I have had others. I've gone through phases. I've had amazing experiences with bondage and I've even had a gay phase. But they all fade. I always come back to good old incest. I've only ever told one person and I've always regretted that. I wish I could find a girl with a similar fetish.

I hate there's only two relatives I wish I could fuck. The closest I ever got was masturbating with my sister, it almost went further but I chickened out. I had my dick up against her twat and I chickened out. I just froze in the moment and thought about how she'd always have to remember that she lost her virginity to her brother and I chickened out. She's a (supposedly) recovering junkie now still engaged to the recovering junkie she's been dating since high school. There's no way I'll ever get that chance again.

>>745407777
Quads unnoticed

I tucked a teacher in high school. Not for better grades or anything, just because I wanted to.

>>745413044
into bed?

I'm a 20 something female only attracted to 12-15 year old girls

I fucked my sister during a tornado. I can post the green text but everyone says its "stale"

>>745413086
Hot

i leaked government records of tax information

>>745413077
Yeah, we would go to his place, he lived alone.

Ive given oral sex to a 9yo girl on many occasions

My friends feel more like family to me than my family does.

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i masturbate with my little sister's toys, and im a 22 y.o guy

pic unrelated

I convinced my gf to have a threesome a while back. The only way she agreed was if she picked the other girl. She picked her twin sister. Turned out they were really close growing up... i mean really close. They would mess around all the time, eventually stopped because they thought people would freak out. But when i asked my gf i could see the exact moment she had the light bulb go off.
But yeah, i got to have sex with twins. Not only are they identical, but monozygotic (mirrored (exactly the same down to the finger print but flipped like a mirror)) I was scared that i was going to somehow leave the situation with the sister instead of my gf, the only way i could tell the difference is a little scar above my gf's right boob.

I used to hide garden gnomes around my house and convinced my little autistic brother that they are alive and are plotting to take over.

11 years later and he's still terrified of garden gnomes.

>>745413086
nice I dated a femped who was regularly munching on 13-16yo's, shit got way to heavy when she wanted to get me involved so I broke it off

I'm a fucking girl I don't care about just so that I can experience white pussy.

>>745413610
I know a lesbian pedo who likes fucking 12-14 year olds. Its more common than people think.

>>745413086
My teacher gave me a handjob in my freshman year. She caught me checking her out one day and told me to meet her after school.

It was cool, she's not the hottest out there, but she was amazing with her hands.

nmp

>>745413086
>>745413610
>>745413821
My 21 year old sister likes girls from 10 to 20, she keeps a souvenir from everyone she messed around with. She cuts off a small bit of hair, ties it with a string and puts it in a case that she hides in her closet.

>>745406968
this girl is hot

>>745414070
That's creepy as shit holy fuck

>>745404587
that just means you're more to her than just a dick to fill her hole, she actually likes you as a person

>>745413829
None of my teachers were all that hot. My English teacher gave a guy in my class a blowjob when we were like 15 though.

I frequently cum on my own face

>>745414538
I mean she's "hot" but she's around 40 and a milf. Now I'm not saying milfs can be hot and sexy, it's just not my cup of tea. But hey, free handjob.

>>745403353
i have dreams of molesting priests. not guilty ones either. i mean full-on god fearing good men. and i rub their nips and twiddle their diddles.

>>745414716
Well yeah, not many high school students would turn down a free handjob.

>>745414839
I turned down a handjob in hs before. But because the hands were attached to the sluttiest woman in my entire county.

I felt like get even touching you would give you an std.
She was hot though, and I've seen her naked in person a couple of times.

>>745415085
Tell us the tale friend.

>>745403353
and since the ugly people losers piss me off cause try to trap me ugly way then ill tell there secrets and starts now and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and outnumber everybody like my short ugly loser father and hurt people ugly way to be better then people ugly way and takes anything and is jealous of attrative loser people and the ugly people losers outnumber everybody cause there everywhere like in tv shows and music and they treat attrative loser people bad and cock block people cause is too ugly to get married and force people to pick them for marriage and they outnumber everybody and try to be better then people ugly way and try to trap people ugly way and smell worse then dog shit and cheats and i dont know how to stop it and smell worse then dog shit and really cheats and i dont know how to stop it and you will be miserable if you dont know how to stop it and so that is why i shouldnt be near him

>>745414724'I believe we must send a message. if they want to molest the kiddies we will molest their priests. POO PUSHERS UNITE.

I fucked a lot of prostitutes while being in a relationship. I even fucked one in my girlfriend's bed. I stopped going to hookers though, because it got pretty expensive after a while (average of 100 bucks for 1 hour). My girlfriend has no clue what I was doing.

>>745413511
That's so sinister, but hilarious at the same time.

>>745415085
Im a bi fag, and had handjobs from 2 guys and a girl during high school. None of them were exactly hot, the girl was a bit ugly and geeky as fuck, but came really hard when i fingered her, and one of the guys was a bit chubby, had a small cock and came almost as soon as i rubbed it. He was good with his hands though.

>>745415142
She was nicknamed "pitty fucker" "dick girl" "easy v" "virgin killer" etc.

She had sex with teachers, Jocks, nerds, girls, etc. Basically if you wanted to lose your virginity you go to her. One day in class she brought up the fact she has a tramp stamp over her vagina. Someone doubted her, so she stood up and dropped her pants to prove it (teacher wasn't in the room at the time). During a party i went to the restroom and she walked in after me and was trying to "flirt"/grab at my dick. I turned her down.
As i was walking out she called out to be, i turned and she flashed me.
Couple of other stories, but long stories short, she was a sex crazed woman.

>>745403353
I had a threesome with two of my cousins.

>>745410802
youre no bro. you dont deserve friends ya creep

>>745415565
Sounds like you made the right call.

My wife's sister and I have been having an affair for 10 years. We don't love eachother or anything but we're both dissatisfied with our sex lives and this arrangement works for us. I've fathered two of her 3 kids. We did a dna test to know for sure so she can be ready for medical issues and family histories of diseases. we have tried breaking it off but after only a few months we fell back into bed together.

>>745413086
That's my fantasy, but I'm 43.

>>745415774
Im 31, the youngest ive thought about is 13.

>>745415664
Yep, granted she really is hot. Like a 10/10 face with a 12/10 body, but still.
Also surprisingly smart, she was honor roll and everything. Straight A's and junk, in pretty sure she had a photographic memory or something. I bet she could name every single person she banged.

lost my virginity to a 37 year old methhead

>>745411931
His post was articulate, honest and enlightening. Yours was retarded, unreasoned and violent. You are the reason we look down on religiotards with the contempt that they deserve.

>>745415669
Yeah ok

>>745416024
I know a girl who is really smart but a huge slut too. Shes not that hot though.

>>745416026

hi dad.

>>745416156
Hi little brother

>>745415565
I lost my virginity to a girl like this. Really smart girl, but fairly slutty, had lots of pity sex with nerdy guys and such. I was one of those guys she took pity on.

i lie on the internet.

im a girl

I use to molest my step mom whenever she slept. I always had a feeling she wasn't asleep every time.

>>745416334
I also lie on the internet. i don't molest priests.

>>745415993
Male? Seriously, never went any younger in your mind, even if you didn't want to admit it?

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>>745410421
>and managers

lost it on that one. dude wtf is a longhorne steakhouse manager going to do if he catches you watching an illicit blowjob behind a dumpster in a strip mall? my bet is on slowly backing away to avoid detection and breaking into a full run in the other direction. you should go on wednesdays instead of fridays and you could do it behind the salad bar without anyone giving you a hard time.

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>>745416334
Hey baby, let me get that pussy plz

>>745413086
Have you been able to do anything with them?

>>745415601
You M or F? Was this MMF or FFM?

I raped my mother when she was dead drunk, right after she fucked another man. She was passed out the whole time. She got pregnant afterwards, so my sister could be my daughter.

>>745416434

i lie on the internet.

i dont have a pussy.

>>745414618
same!

Whenever I'm in a grocery store and i hear someone using the intercom i find the nearest one and say "can you repeat that last page?"

Also i like to call random stores and "call in sick"

>>745416455
F, this was MMF.

And no I'm not posting tits.

>>745416519
That is like the lamest prank I've ever heard. Do the McDomalds strip call thing or something, then come back.

>>745416399
Yeah, im male. I think i might have thought of younger girls once or twice. Specific example being a girl who sat opposite me on a train once, she was probably 12 or 13 and wearing her school soccer kit. My cock was rock hard for the whole journey.

>>745416560
Post your chin.

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I like this and I'm not gay.

I fap to Jeanne d'Arc. Powerful irl females are my fetish.

>>745416621
Well, mate, hopefully you'll expand your horizons.

>>745410802
Any story?

>>745413261

How did it happen?

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>>745416856

I exposed my girlfriend online and she is unaware about it

>>745416776
Given that ive also thought about 60 year old women, and also guys between the ages of about 15 and 40, my horizons are wide as it is.

>>745403353
>meet this girl
>we start hanging out
>start dating
>one might we hook up
>she gives me a handjob
>i go to eat her out
>hold up
>somethings not right
>we go to the hospital
>she has two vaginas
>she says she wants the second removed
>they go to do the surgery
>what the fuck
>turns out she has eight vaginas
>literally a labyrinth of vaginal paths
>three uteruses
>they spend hours rearranging her nether regions
>finally "normal"
>have to wait a month to start messing around
>finally get to have sex with her

And now we've been married for three years

>>745405114
I'll buy the bad dragon

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>>745417517
Seven vagánias

>>745417783
Maybe even more

my secret is that i know OP.

hello OP.

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>>745417999

trips leads me to believe it was 9 vaginas

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I only shit in showers. Don't invite me over to your place :^)

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>>745403353
>Be lonely weeb for over 10 or so years
>Never had a girlfriend
>Rely on waifus to keep the loneliness at bay
>It actually works and I'm rather happy with it
>Fap nearly 2 times every day to just work off stress
>better than just wallowing in depression
>finally, a girl at work to talked to me on a regular basis
>pretty cute, not a fatty either
>I think she's into me
>Not trying to think about that too hard to not jinx it since I could just be an idiot like I normally am with girls
>After a few days of talking she wants to come over
>Accept as i scream inside my mind
>I try to play as cool as someone like me can
>things actually go nicely and we have fun
>it goes to the things that all weebs dream of
>touching a girl
>It goes much further
>I get hard but I can't cum to her no matter how hard I try, inside pussy or mouth, doesn't matter
>can't cum
>she's there in the nude while I'm there looking like a retard trying to get to climax for her
>she gets pissy and leaves after I try playing it off
>Fap to my "waifu" folder I have on my phone
>Cum within like 10 minutes
>TFW I fapped to anime so much my dick only wanted 2d girls
>Rumors spread that I'm gay or some shit at work
>I have to accept it, to not be seen as even more pathetic

well I did it guys...

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I'm getting new laptop next week, that is powerful enough to run the games I want, but I'm feeling so guilty and excited at the same time, that I haven't slept normally for 4 days in a row.
I'm excited because I want to try out DotA 2 and WoW on the new beast, but I'm feeling guilty at the same time because my parents are putting lots of hopes into me and I want to be a topper in college this year.

>>745418946

kill your parents. problem solved.

>>745418726
just gotta redirect that shit man, if you can't come whose fault is that? obv the chick that's not good enough at pleasing you, not your cartoon-obsessed dick. then it becomes a rumor about her being shit in bed rather than a rumor about you being a pole vaulter.

the only difference between anorgasmia and massive stamina is framing

>>745416921
>60 year old women
Eww

>>745419034
It's a bit late for that now

>>745418946

If that's the case, then you should forget DotA and WoW until next summer.

>>745413263
Shit nigga. I understand.

Friends are better than family anyways.

>>745415333
I did this for a couple of years too. I secretly wished that one day when I knocked on that hotel room door one of her friends would answer.

>>745419413
how long ago was the hookup?

>>745403707
>You get a bunch of guys to rape her
>She feels guilty that she cheated.

I don't believe you

>>745414313
Yea she likes him as a person and uses her ex to get llbig cums.

>>745420624
Like a few weeks ago
So enough time has past I think that I can't just change the story.
Hindsight sucks

>>745421014
you'll know for next time at least

I have been posting pictures of my gf on b/ during more than a year until someone eventually recognized her a few months ago.
I stopped posting her but I keep lurking here to see if someone reposts or ask for more.
Of course, she doesn't know

>>745421540
I hereby ask for more.

>>745403353
I like apples.

I'm only attracted to shy, introverted girls, but I'm anxious as fuck and unless I get a clear sign she likes me I won't make a move. Thing is, with girls like that they don't really show they like you, maybe vaguely but its almost indistinguishable from just being nice so I can never ask a girl to go out on a date. No other girls to it for me and I feel like I'm destined to be alone.

Everyone thinks I'm this 'cool' laid back guy who jokes around all the time but fuck man, I don't know how to be otherwise in public, I come off as the complete opposite of what I am and it kills me that someone has high expectations of me because of that and I always feel like I can't deliver

Had a spontaneous MFM one night. Was hot, the chick was fucking beautiful. But lots of regret because I did some gay shit. Ruined my memory of the experience. Really struggle with that.

I'm married and I hooked up with another guy on craigslist last week and got fucked in the ass.

>>745422735
Welcome to the club.

>>745420791

It's pretty common for rape victims to feel a sense of guilt, particularly because the physical stimulus can trigger orgasms and release all the usual feelgood sex chems.

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>it all sex stories

When I was in second grade, I threw a rock at the fat girl during recess. It was a big rock too it weighed like 3 lbs and was a piece of blacktop. Not some pebble.

She told the teacher but the teacher didn't believe her.

>Anon is a good boy and would never do that

I'm a conservative Christian now and feel really bad about it.

had side fling with sis in law for a bit
husband is a complete ass
not sure if her kid is my niece or my daughter

I am the batman

>22 male kissless virgin
I think I'm ok with the fact I didn't get laid yet, I used to have 0 self esteem because I looked like shit, I had very few friends, always worked weekends so no time to hang out, always moved around from town to town on a yearly basis, never kept friends, always had to move. I've settled down now and fixed myself up and I've gained some confidence and I started dating recently, took me awhile but thats just the way it is, I had no say on the matter, which to ME is understandable, but I fear what others may think of it, like they might laugh at me and my reason behind it is just too long of a story to keep telling people and it feels like a shitty made up excuse to begin with.

One part of me hates the way my life came to be but the other feels somewhat proud and I still feel like I'm young enough to experience the things I had to miss out on in my childhood/teenage years

>>745423264
Are you Hungarian?

>>745403353
I got fooled by a trap... I thought It was two lesbians but one of them is a guy or was a guy. Now I always read the title before clicking. Here's the video https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56bce451eb375

Posted elsewhere but I'll share it here...

Was driving down a busy inner city street having an argument with my sister.
I saw a homeless guy on the sidewalk up ahead. Noticed him but didn't pay much attention. He was obviously drunk or fucked up because was stumbling around.
He tripped and kind of ran trying to steady himself. Went straight onto the road and into the path of my vehicle. He couldn't have timed it better.
My sister screamed, I put on the brakes and swerved but couldn't avoid him. He hit the grill, flew over us and in the rear view I saw him on land on the road. The way he hit the ground I knew he was dead straight away. His head was at an angle and his body weight fell in a different direction. Difficult to explain but it resulted in broken neck.
Cops were awesome. I had to do all the shit you would expect but they were real good and supportive. Really helped my sister too because she was a mess.
I was just annoyed my car was fucked up.

>>745403353

>7 yo me alone with neighbors 16 yo daughter, alone with her at there house
>She puts p0rn on TV and suggest with do what they are doing on the TV
>I said no and continue watching p0rn