G/fur Thread

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Stop masturbating to cartoon depictions of anthropomorphic animals.

>>745353115
I'm the purple one just flopping my dick on his head like 'sup

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>>745353239
Then in the one in the middle

>>745353370
'sup ;)

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>>745353433

>>745353505
ooft nice

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>>745353669

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I like to empathize with and pretend I'm a anthropomorphized cartoon animal because fully contemplating the reality of my own existence is too crushing

>>745353797
thats an addictive butthole and so is the pink scrotum

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>>745354125

>>745354110
pfft iktf bro I like to imagine a world in my head where we live alongside the anthros. Helps me fall asleep tbh

>>745354296
fuck. Also he can fuck me any day

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>>745354375

>>745354593
oh fuck that contrast is to die for

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>>745354617
wanna cum play some games

>>745354885
If you live near New Jersey, yes.

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>>745355009
too bad, I live a long way from Jersey

>>745355197
Damn. What state?

>>745354885
sure! Uk here tho :/

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>>745355277
cali

>>745355422
Wow you weren't kidding.

>>745355422
Cali fag here. What part?

>>745355422
After the great gay exodus, most gays live in communal gay harmony along the east coast.
There they worship their gay sun god.

>>745355422
Why do I keep seeing this pairing? Did this dude rise to the top ranks of the shadow furry government or something?

Also I'm from California too... 92504

>>745355243
looks like a good time

>>745355835
If you're into That kind of thing

>>745355747
>great gay exodus
Dude, not how it works. We spread and send out days, but we still stay in the host area. Also, unlike a virus, we improve the host area, especially the economy and environment.

Mark the thread, dumbfucks

Anyone near New Jersey wanna pound some ass?

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>>745353115
here, some fur. you're welcome.

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>>745355915
gays, making mistakes into miracles

>>745356049
nice. Would suck and lick all over

>>745355915
Viruses can also improve the host. It is optimal for most viruses and parasites to keep the host alive as long as possible.

Hell, some viruses and parasites mankind couldn't exist without.

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>>745356110
like

>>745356063
Just trying desperately to unfuck the world while scared and shamed extremists try to destroy everything

>>745356110
Host body, yes.
Host cell, no.
During progenesis, viruses typically kill the cells they use for incubation.

Gays just keep everything fabulous. Except tv. Tv gay is just superficial and annoying.

>>745356250
Several strains of gut and intestinal parasites, microbes and immunities passed from mother to child while in utero.
Career politicians and lobbyists.

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>>745356253
but an infection that only helps is a symbiote. only human symbiotes i know of are gut flora, which are bacteria, not viruses.

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>>745355925

Anyone here have all those hardblush comics they keep private?

>>745356451
The chickenpox virus is nonsymbiotic, but we do benefit from catching it. Similarly, the herpes virus (simplex A more specifically) helps ward off other viruses.

>>745356338
That's why I said body.

Individual cells that die off are usually the weaker of the cellular group. Which is why cancers and other illnesses are highlighted as mutations.

>>745356593
And the original comment about this was that gays improve their local, unlike a virus. We don't destroy local areas and then move, only benefiting the state. It's just good and groovy all over.

>>745356485
>>745356518
gtfo with those gay ass vaginas

>>745356404
if we can't live without it,it isn't a parasite

>>745356698
>Not liking dick and vagina
Must suck being such a faggot.

>>745356451
Certain species of tapeworm and disease do feed off the host but their effects are so minor they are beneficial in the long term.

>>745356731
By medical definition it is still a parasite.

>>745356683
Mostly, we try.

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evening fellow faggots

>>745356976
Zonkpunch is always so squishy artstyle..

>>745357123
>The WORM

>>745357142
Evening!

>>745357142
It's only a good evening if you live in the north east too.

>>745356529
Shove your opinion up your asshole, katia.

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>>745357265
im on the east coast
what so special going on in the norst east

>>745357528
It's a good evening, weren't you paying attention?>>745357358

>>745357528
It's where I live, so nothing special. Would've been nice to spend the evening with someone that's all.

>>745357771
That does sound delightful. Oh well.

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>>745357528
it would be be very nice
but instead all i got is alcohol and dildos to try and fill that empty gap

>>745358305
Heh. Filling the gap.

Well that is unfortunate

>>745358305
>>745357528
yes god more chastity

>>745358341
>that much chest hair
I'm just imaging that on a human dude. Jesus.

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>>745353505
Has anyone tasted their own cum?

>>745358809
yes . i love it

>>745358809
yeah man you just gotta eat your fruits

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>>745358661
im no god, just a regular ho

>>745358440
it could be worse, but thats no fun to think about

>>745358809
nah thats gay dude

>>745358809
I think im allergic to it

>>745358809

I can perform autofellatio after some good stretching beforehand, and I'll drink myself after I finish too...

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>>745353275

fuck you

>>745358907
You could have no dildos or alcohol and live with your strict parents!

But it does indeed suck. But life moves on and you can only change with it.

>>745353115
evens fap to fur
odds fap to trap

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>>745358671
Its a mane

>>745359089

I wonder how far they'll fly too

>>745359213
Call it whatever you want dude. Still way too thick for me.

>>745359089
Is that Eric Cantona in a turban?

>>745358809
I cant really get myself over the edge :(

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>>745359157
we always have each other...
now if only i could touch my penis

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>>745359268
I also doubt imagining someone with a tail is hot either.

>>745359381
Do not do the penis touching!
(My hands are ice cold, pretty damn poor for a handjob)

>>745359385
Tails can serve a practical purpose.
But just normal human with tail? Ew.

>>745359717
>>745359717

Finally, some non-fag material

>>745359842
Weird triangle heads.

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>>745358809
Needs motiviation

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>>745359565
that would be bone chilling

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>>745358809
Sweet taste if you eat fruits and vegetables, salty or no taste if you eat meat, dairy products. Best served hot and directly into your mouth, licking it of hands is not as good and if you leave it out even for 15 seconds it will get cold and that isn't pleasing. Licking the drips of the guys dick is also nice. Texture while swallowing is a little lighter than a booger, so be prepared for that, but you get used to it and the taste makes up for it.

>>745359965
The cage ruins it.

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>>745359946
Hes a sergal, you norman.

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>>745356742
vaginas are gross

>>745360060
the cage is cute

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>>745360060
just means he has to be a bottom
helps my self insert

>>745359965
Very! Unless you're into that.

>>745360068
Sergals are weird! And I'll have you know I'm of rich celtic heritage!
The Normans are also a noble people!

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>>745359953
It's a little gross at first but after a couple of tries you get used to it.

>>745360274
I respect you're into That but I couldn't do that myself...just the thought of it makes me cringe.

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>>745360326
Norman synonym for normie you dumbass.

>>745360534
It's also the name of the tribes who opposed the Francs at the time.

>>745360432
wow that pic is so good

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>>745360495
everyone has their cup of tea... or coffee or other drink. whats yours?

>>745360326
only if its to help warm up those digits

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>>745360612
Dont strut your history dick at me you fucking cunt. Ill cut it off and shove it down your throat.

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>>745360432
>It's a little gross at first but after a couple of tries you get used to it.
But how do I get through to the first couple times

>>745360935
>
i would recommend getting your legs over your head and cumming directly into your mouth. dive into the deep end. thats what i did and i loved it

>>745360935
Eat pineapple my dood, it'll make it taste better and its more bareable

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>>745360796
I actually prefer cold drinks. I always burn my tongue on hot tea but I like how it smells. I just don't care for coffee.
I also like BDSM but to a certain degree, more of a top in that regard but I'm willing to be flexible on certain play.

Well if you insist!

>>745360823
How barbaric of you!

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>>745360935
Eat fruits to get a little sweeter taste. And do as in the pic because when you cum into something you loose your hornyness and just can't do it, don't think about it when it comes down just swallow it.

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diaperfurs where we at?

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>>745361172
im more coffee for the taste, not the caffeine.
im definitely more submissive. stems from always being big and in control. i quite enjoy the BD part, some of the SM.

i wonder if there is correlation between cold drinks+tops, and hot drink+bottoms

>>745363504
>big and in control
How big we talking boyo?

There could be but correlation is not causation. And I think hot drinks would definitely be favored. Just generally speaking.

>>745362361
make ur own diaperfag edition thread

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>>745363743
5'11" 190 pounds. the key is im not fat or DYEL, although i could stand to loose a couple of pounds. if i got down to 175~180 i'd be ripped
definitely no causation, but just a fleeting thought

>>745363946
And lemme guess, you'd bend over for a taller, bearish hulk?
Seems to be how it goes.

Passing thoughts can be fun to indulge, but dangerous to say in today's day and age. Sheesh.

>>745364213
Everyone wants bear hulks.

>>745362361
Ruinin rainfurrest and this thread

>>745364345
Eh, I could go either way I think.

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>>745364213
i'd more likely to bend over for a twink or trap, not too into bears/baras

gotta live on the edge somewhere, just gotta stay away from politics. those are the deadly arguments

>>745360177
So are assholes.

>>745364523
Really? Well surprises everyday I suppose. Good on you though.
I used to be REALLY into skinny twinks but had a bad experience, now I just kind of go by whatever gets my dick to throb!

>>745365026
please make ur own thread for diapers thx

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>>745364911
gotta be different somehow
i cant say i've have an experience so bad it turned me off a fetish. then again i havent had too many sexual encounters with others

>>745365338
I wouldn't say it turned me off, just led me to be more cautious about what I like and open minded to whom i like.

Not a virgin are you?

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Tfw 20, 5' 3", 100lbs and still a virgin

>>745365793
You a small. Small twig.

>>745365506
i see

im not, decided it wasn't something to care about and got experimental in college. being fairly reclusive kept me from being too loose though

>>745365793
spoopy scary skeleton
all in good time, you'll bone someone

>>745365793
Hell I'd bone you if you live near by.

>>745365793
Pics.

>>745365884
I live more like a 50 year old hermit than a 25 year old security guard. Though I did get in my share of desperate blowjobs.

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More proof people only like young virgins and old virgins are just tossed to the fucking wind.

>>745366118
And a terrible, rushed fuck by a slut.

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>>745366083
This is a furry thread, so no, maybe in another

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>>745363946
>same height but 60 pounds lighter

Send help.

>>745366333
>latex toy fetish
Always weird. Always.

>>745366336
Sounds mildly unhealthy for your height

Literal fucking manlets in this thread

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>>745366161
it'd help if i go outside, but people are

>>745366118
im not quite a hermit, but being introverted definitely doesnt help

>>745366336
eat more, go to gym

>>745366470
Definitely not. But you get used to it when you're poor as fuck and desperate not to be poor.
So I fill my days with work and sleep.
Occasionally eating garbage.

>>745366470
Random side thought: I wonder how many electricians are into electrostim...

>>745366442
You should become one.

>>745366442
Excuse me, my height makes me cuter

>>745359039
Nigga

>>745366440
I'll just have to add it to the list of unhealthy things about me :^)
>>745366470
>eat more

Yeah that requires having food.

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>>745366470
What?

>>745366990
There's a list? Oh dear

can we get more pics in here lol

>>745366828
All I can imagine now is a guy straight-faced citing health code violations for wiring hooked up to a dude's balls.

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>>745366635
same for the most part. work, eat, sleep, gym. and video games when i have the chance

>>745367005
huh?

>>745366839
What did you mean by that? Sounds harmful

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>>745367466

>it'd help if i go outside, but people are
are what?

>>745367316
"Sir the wattage on your Gimp is too high and the exposed wiring poses a fire risk"

>>745367466
Ugh, I wish I had a gym buddy. Help me sculpt this flab into muscle..
Hopefully your job pays more than mine!

>>745356485
this is g/fur but damn this is good

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I don't eat much. Don't feel hunger, basically
Sleep
Coffee
Coffee x10
College
Home
Coffee

Also my PC died so yeah

>>745367568
FREAK DEER!

>>745367786
Very unhealthy, could be worms.

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>>745367786
My day but work instead of collage.

>>745360058
how do u kno what booger feels like lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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>>745367568
weird. im not one for crowds or gatherings

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>>745367954
Nah. All tested, the only thing I have is still being a virgin.

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>>745367976
Same, but you get laid so that must mean you arent ugly like me.

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>>745368160
alcohol helped me a good bit

>>745367976
Me neither, crowds and groups. Ew
I barely like house parties.
ESPECIALLY in my house! Argh.
But that's just me.

>>745368141
Hmm. Who knows then.

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>>745368313
I drink plenty and no one thinks that makes me more attractive.

>>745367483
Just some corrective surgery to turn you into an adorable twink manlet.

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>>745368329
I think its too much time programming that i forget to eat, so my body got used to it, would explain why I am 100lbs

>>745368659
Probably, but what can you do? Not much.

Also that picture is horrifying for several reasons.

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>>745368789
Horror can be hot.

why are furries always faggots, why cant i look at borderline beastiality without someone making it degenerate trap or gay shit

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>>745368591
>>745368591
maybe its something else, i dunno man

>>745368329
house parties, bars, etc aint for me either despite being good ways to meet people
even free alcohol can barely get me to them

>>745369143
this is the gay thread you dimb homo

>>745369108
It really depends on context.

>>745369317
It's an uphill battle it is.

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>>745369890
I'm short, so locked up with someone asking me to kiss them seems hot. May just be my virginity talking tho

>>745370160
Like physically short?
Well not the general idea of the picture, but the choice of composition.
>the angle
>the greyed out color scheme
>the weird proportions
>the fact he has no nipples
Just several things unnerve me. But that's Just me as an art critic.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>745370750
Jockstraps is hella gay.

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>>745369890
its a toughie

>>745370874
Especially depending on where you live. West coast and maybe near N.Y.?
Seems easy enough.
Anywhere else is damn hard to get out there. And sometimes dangerous.

>>745370561
I'm this guy
>>745365793
Oh, thats why, i believe its just the sketch I may have the complete pic sonewhere

I'm not gay, damn you furs posting cute shit but with dicks and animal features

>>745371146
Ah, short short.
Well I've heard of worse situations to be in. Can't really hell how you are.

>>745370874
fucking loving these chastity posts. been in about 36 hours at the moment, just starting to get fun.

any bdsm with chastity/e-stim combo is fantastic. feels good man.

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>>745372456
im a month in, and finally i have a chance to pop. problem is i have to ride my way there
which also means i wont be posting as much

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>>745370815
They're good for holding your balls close to your body so they dont go swaying I assume.

>>745372813
awesome. i dont have a good enough cage (cb3000) to wear to work, i need to get a holytrainer in order to go 24/7.

i haven't came via stimulating my dick in months, though, which is in the spirit of the fetish.