Best gf thread >don't let this one die like yestedays

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>>745317582
sounds really nice actually
I wouldn't mind dating her

>>745317582
pumb

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>>745318018
>my fucking face when

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>>745317582

>>745318549
This depresses me more than this >>745318541 tbh.

>>745318492
Least realistic so far

>>745318625
congrats on being sane

>>745318549
>>745318541
>>745318018
>>745317582
My wifes is bipolar, with some delusions mixed it. She is all of these combined.

you know she's real because
>>745318944
is not in the mix

>>745318944
Jeez man I'm sorry to hear that anon... wish I could help...-OP

>>745318781
I think that meme is more of a satiric meme, but there are guys who I'm sure think this is ok. I know on /b/ most guys are dicks, but beaten women are one of the few things that really just bum me out. I dunno.

>>745319612
>but there are guys who i'm sure think this is ok
They are called Muslims

>>745318944
My girlfriend also bipolar. It can be tough anon but I love her. She's fine when she's medicated but god she goes down hill fast if she forgets just a couple days. She loves and accepts me moreso because of it i think. I hope you guys are happy, good luck anon

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>>745319178
It's all good. Sounds worse than it is. Keeps life interesting.

I've been on this planet 38 years and have only run into one man that was a woman beater, who is now in jail. It's not that common for a woman to be physically abused.

>>745319735
True, but it's not *just* muslims. Rednecks, Mehicans, sophistos, etc.

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>>745319848
It just takes a little extra effort. My wife is unmedicated, because shes afraid of being hospitalized, and trapped in a facility.

She manages through meditation and stuff like that. It really does help, only you can repair your own mind and conscience. Therapy and pills just cover up the problem.

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>>745318018
Reason why imaginary is better is because women now a days have no respect, no discipline and will blame you for rape if you slight them. The way it should be is in OP's image here>>745317582. They got more and more freedom and are unresponsible with said power.

>>745318549
>swedish gf

>>745318541
can this be considered dominance/tsundere?

>>745320600
My girl also practices meditation and prayer, I try to as well. It really does help for sure. She needs to be on the meds she is on so she doesn't cycle through manic/depressive states, bit thankfully she doesn't take any narcotics or benzos. Nothing addictive, just stuff to stop cycling. She's a rapid cycler, so it's really scary to watch her go from laughing hysterically (in a very abnormal way), too almost crying in 5 mins.

How long have you been together? Any children? I'm almost at 9 months dating her, and it seems like this might be a long term thing. I really want kids, but she is worried that she will pass on her "shit genes" to our kids

>>745318944
>shes not real

>>745321007
i want

>>745321007
oh god that sounds horrible.

>>745318549
>black eye and busted lip
Lmao

>>745321007
>lets watch anime
red flag right there

>>745321123
hopefully she means milking me

>>745321384
A part of me hates this person while another part want's me to make her better

>>745321384
>jerked off 200 hundred times while you were at work
4chan the girl

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>>745320950
We've been together for 5 years, we've known eachother for 15 or so. No kids, she hasnt been able to conceive(which is awesome for fucking).
My girl has sporadic ups and downs. She could be fine for a few months at a time, or have crazy swings in a tight time frame. It's unpredictable. When she gets mad, thats when things get dicy.

>>745320985
She thinks shes not real sometimes.

>>745321730
This.

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best girl. thread over.

>>745322169
"Stay hydrated"

>>745322122
Fucking kek'd at the craigslist post

>>745322231
Well it is pretty sound advice.

>>745321007
Waaaay too dependent you do not ant that trust me, you need time alone smetimes and need to do your onw shit and not hers alll the time

>>745320911
why do i want this

>>745321730
Ikr

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>>745322254

>>745321007
>>745321384
My Gf, but she's actually cleanly.
It's pretty awesome tbh. Just have to be patient.

Listen to me /b/ros the best gf is the one that makes you feel like you are at home, that is all, feel like home, not an specifically personality or way of thinking, only makes you feel at home

>on hte other hand
have a tight pussy and like anal once in a while

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>>745320600
I am a bipolar male. I took the pharmaceutical jew path and my life fell apart. I have been weaned off my medicine and exercise, meditate, smoke a little weed, draw, read, and work full time. I am now more emotionally stable and level headed than normies since I constantly maintain my center

>>745318541
fuck. I want this. Hell is the matter with me?

>>745320791
Exactly the kinda mentality I was referring to, >>745319735.

>>745322861
>tsundere
You have self esteem problems

>>745322950
>sorry I cry so much
GTFO, I hate that, ok cry, but why all the time? for stupid things? no no no no, you can be sad often, but cry all the time? you have to go to a psychologist.
>just because your uncle raped you does not mean you can cry all the time

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>>745322807
Therapy and meds are a fucking scam. I find it disgusting that its pushed on people that are already at a weak point in their lives.

>>745317582
this is why you fail

>>745322728
Kek'd so so much
MOAR!!!! shot vaggo plox

>>745322122
sounds like my experience anon, congratulations brother. when my girl isn't doing so hot she frequently has the delusion that everything is just a dream. She has incredibly vivid dreams, which does help with this at all. My girl also does really great for weeks at a time, then will hit a rough patch and struggle. We both just started at a 4 year university too which is putting some stress on the realationship since school takes priority. We both got a late start at college, she's 22 and I'm 25 so doing well is a pretty big deal for both of us.

Glad to talk to someone with a bipolar girlfriend, I don't know anyone irl. Starting school has been hard, she was kind upset by how much time school is taking out of our relationship and it has affected us

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>>745323160
do not insult my italian

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Is this a cringe thread?

>>745322169
This one is the best ever. Meats, Water and Care.

>>745322727
"oops, that was not medicine!"

>>745321123

>movie
>not moovie

Disappointed tbqph

>>745323468
This one is my favorite, I want a QT ampUT gf

>>745322950

I like June but that makes me want to throw up.

>>745323481
>*decomposes*
>......
>*attracts insects*
>...............
>*smells bad*

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>>745318492

>>745317582
50's GF implies the husband not being a degenerate self-loathing basement dweller with a shit job, pot belly, soft flabby arms, skinny pale legs, and a strong sense of entitlement. In other words, keep dreaming fat ass.

>>745323380
The dreams are crazy, she'll have dreams where I do things in them that upset her, then later accuse me of doing something that never actually happened. I have to have her recite her dreams so she will realized that it was in the dream it happened. Then she feels bad for starting something. lol

Stick with her, always reassure that youre with her. Love aint easy.

I never went to a 4 year. I worked in trade jobs, now working in the "race" car world.

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>>745320791
You sound like an ultimate gentleman. A little research will inform you why you're still an angry virgin.

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>>745324130

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>>745323635
Me too anon. Me too.

>>745324123
If you are not one of these, why do you want a 50yo gf?
>Spot the triggered

>>745324254
sorry >>745324130
meant to reply to >>745324123

>>745324304
Yeah you outed yourself as triggered.

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>>745324304
50's GF - as in 1950's values. Not 50 years old. Jesus.

>>745318541

this is my girlfriend except for the twitter part, shouts at me and won't talk to me if I cum in <5mins

>>745324440
if I were triggered I would be looking for 50's porn right now

>>745324304
>50yo
can you read

>>745324569
She's a cunt. Rape and kill.

>>745324517
mistyped(?)
I meant to type 50's actually, but got my mind in something else

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>>745324649

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>>745324569
Dont be cumming in 5min then.

>>745320153

>being this naive

abuse disgusts me but jesus christ anon escape from your middle-class bubble once in a while. the world is barbaric

>>745324719
I mean, he is not wrong, maybe his reaction is not the most mantlegen but he's got a point

>>745324748
Maybe he just doesnt associate with niggers and spics.

>>745324569
>>745324745
>5min
It takes me at least an hours and a half to cum, and my pet-salve gets mad because she cannot keep up
>consequences of masturbating to hard when teenager.
>delayed eyaculation, a gift, but also a hell
>frustration.jpg

>>745321384

so a pre-op 'girl' whose actually a pathetic teenage boy. nice

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>>745318549

>>745324956
I know what you mean. My gf tries hard to make me cum, but I take a long time and sometimes I need to help her while 5 minutes going down on her makes her cum. It makes her think she's not good enough and I hate that

>>745321730
dooooooooooon't fucking do it bro. that's how I got into a 2-year relationship with a bipolar-ass girl who would stalk me at work, randomly throw huge-ass fits about me even speaking to other females (even professionally), and going on manic streaks where she'd steal my car and disappear for hours to go buy liquor and show back up at my house drunk and crying.

>>745325283
Yeah, also you get frustrated that is not pleasent enough sometimes, you feel good inside her and everything but never get to cum inside, or at least in the condom. Only one time I was able to cum inside, it was 6 am has a wood morning, fucked her while she was sleeping, she woke up, and change position to doggy, 10 min later, cum it was beautiful, she was happy I was happy, she never got to cum but we were so proud, never happened again
>feels like shit
Benefits? well, raw fuck is pretty much safe

>>745325591
You will get killed and will never ever have female friends, if not sisters/mother/aunts/female cousins, anymore

>>745325630
Not sure if nerdy gf or just weird as shit gf. Or do all girls go a bit crazy like this? If you couldn't tell, I've never had a gf, so idk what chicks are really like in private.

>>745318944
>actually marrying your bi polar gf

Genuinely curious as to what the fuck you were thinking.

Why do all this pics depict woman with personality problems and need psychological help?

>>745325793
Do you have sisters?

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>>745325591
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>745323622

think it's uh.. cuz she's a cow person type thing. also checked

Been dating this girl for 9 months. She's not too bad.

Pros:
>7/10 body, in my opinion.
>Had lady plumbing removed, so always bareback and never periods
>Can cook literally anything
>Has stable job and good worker
>Likes conspiracy theories
>Loves anal anything
>Is great with my kid
>Enjoys a good cuddle and movie
>Always dtf
>Loves me for reals

Cons:
>Has 3 kids from different dudes
>Takes medication for anxiety
>freaks out when I talk to anything with tits for any reason whatsoever
>Takes everything way too personally
>Let's her anxiety make decisions for her then pretends like she doesn't have to deal with damage control of those decisions
>Has a way fucked up family that she can't talk to because reasons
>Resents the fact her kids like me more than her because I use Firm Fair Consistent discipline
>Gets suspicious when I check my phone
>Lied to me once about something big and it's hard for me to let it go


I'm sure there's more for each list, but she's not too bad and I like her company. I plan on staying.

>>745324956
>>745325283

>evolution driven by reproduction
>can't cum

5 mins isn't great but hours is just a bit ridiculous. can always go for round 2

>>745322169
Lovely.

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>>745324130
Hahaha holy shit you me too. She's definitely done that or been salty for what "dream anon" (what I call him) has done to her.

Yea she has some self esteem issues so I constantly reassure her. Maybe it is just a bipolar thing? (either or women on general)

You work with race cars? Like nascar or what?

>>745326214

>3 kids

She must have a battered pus

>>745326214
dump the kids, change names, move to another state

>>745326245
Well, usually my rounds are 1 hour to 2 hours and if there is time, 3 rounds, she is satisfied, a little bit frustrated, but pleased nonetheless, and has never complained about not being satisfied.
>That one time we were 7 hours fucking and only used 3 condoms
>she squirted for the first time
Achieve that with your 5min, good sir.

>>745326358

>been salty

is she a fucking starfish?

>>745326523
virgin detected

>>745322986
Bully girlfriend is not tsun.
She legitamtly thinks you're shitty, but she knows she's even shittier so she's settled for you.

>>745326593
That is even fuckeruppper

>>745322169
>i take this form to comfort you

can you turn into a 10/10

>does this please you my love

i think i just came

>>745326723
Yeah, but will never have a ffm 3some

>>745326214
>tfw no step sibling gf

"I like you and I want you, so we can do this the easy way, or e can do it the hard way, the choice is yours"

>>745326214
What did she lie about?

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>>745318492
MUH FEELS

>>745326214
>I plan on staying.

I would anon. Most if those cons are purely her anxiety, which you can work on to your advantage (without using her or turning her intown a mindless slave). You must know how hard it us to find a bird you actually like spending time with and want to fuck.

>>745327337
the child that she said was his was actually from a guy she fucked while they were in a relationship.
anon is a cuck or at least a beta retard
>>745326214
>Loves me for reals
good joke anon

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Is this accurate enough?

>>745318232
good movie, bad acting

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Best Gril

>>745326214
>freaks out when I talk to anything with tits
>Gets suspicious when I check my phone
>Lied to me once about something big

she's prolly still cheating if she's still being that dodgy bruh.

>>745323468
This is sad as fuck.. Not even able to kill herself

>>745328016
This threat just got shit-posted, I outta here

>>745322577
because it's love
you want love

>>745321007
My wife 100%
>>745321115
It's really not. I still get my alone time occasionally

>>745318549
my ex used to be like this. I would beat her about 3 times a week, sometimes more just to be a dick. This went on for about 2 years untill one night i kinda went overboard with the beating and sent her to the hospital. She went into a coma or something like that for about a week. I guess this event was the tipping point because as she woke up she decided to dump me, despite my threats. I can honestly say I'm proud that I toughened her up enough to stand up for herself. I feel that now it is my mission to find vulnerable women and beat some pride into them.

>>745324569
what's wrong with you? why can't you just not cum? I can hold it for like 20 minutes after im ready.

>>745330034
lol

Wtf i hate women now

>>745322728
>bring earplugs if you're a bitch
lol

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>>745318944
>>745319848
I was in the same boat, didn't work out cause I couldn't tell apart the times it was her talking or the condition. Fucked with my head and I can probably be diagnosed with some sort of disorder of my own because of that relationship

>>745320022
God that guy in pic is such a fucking faggot.

>>745318541
My 1st gf was like this, didn't realize I wasn't being treated like shit until my second gf treated me like a human

>>745328107
Best one

>>745322950
I had a girlfriend offer to fuck me or blow me while watching porn. I'd didn't do it seemed weird specially when she realizes she is nothing like the porn I like.

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>>745328016
>Racoon GF

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:)

>>745332701
Kinda reminds me of ex
cute tho

>>745320022
yooo, is that the retarded kid from Breaking Bad

>>745326395
Really isn't that messed up tbh.

Or my girth negates her loose, one of the two.

>>745326429
Naw. They're actually pretty cool. Good kids. They're not asshats and they listen well.

>>745327832
sociopaths are more trustworthy in my opinion, or maybe someone with mild aspd, but psychopaths are frightening, not that you'd know they were psychopaths

>>745327406
We agreed to get her off her meds, in exchange for repeated daily sex- on the grounds that sex makes her feel better than the pills do. I've been in many failed relationships, I do know the feel.

>>745327569
You'll know it when you see it, m8.

>>745328050
She didn't cheat, she lied to me so she could play the victim card, but I don't play that way- I caught her up in the lie. No, I don't think she's cheating, she's just paranoid because she's been cheated on before and thinks she sees the same thing happening. Plus, she has me on a pedestal and thinks girls are always on my dick or something.

I'm a 4/10 face, 6'5", 250lb, bald headed hairy chested dad bod. Either I don't notice women noticing me, or I don't care.

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>>745327832
>All of my exes were like this
Is this forreal?

>>745317582
Her >>745322023

>>745328107
The fact that there are no quotes killed me

>>745325899
I have a sister and mother, but they're not like that at all.

>>745333395
Is there a way to know before its too late?

>>745333594
It is for real, and I feel sorry for you. Are you okay?

>>745334045
None are needed of course

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Not sure if this has been posted yet but defs my favorite

>>745335143
depends, most psychopaths wont tell you their psychopaths, or they dont know themselves, but you can usually tell on some level, by how they react to situations or emotional stimuli

>>745335329
that sounds kinda fun I want to be a psychopath now

>>745335329
So what would be her response if I told her i love her?

>>745333293
Kek

>>745335680
i love you to
most are good at mimicking emotional responses, but you might be able to tell if your looking, but then again you could have a normal gf and be so paranoid that shes a phyco you start seeing the signs where there are none.

>>745335602
too bad you gotta be born a phyco, and i think sociopathy is caused during childhood, so your outa luck there too, you could just become a manipulative person though

>>745323407
Shoe0nhead gf is best gf

>>745330034
instead of scarring women mentally how about you treat them with love and respect, and advise them about things that they need help with? you sad excuse of a man lol

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>Oh-ho! Hello there my darling!
>As you can see, I've gotten myself into quite a pickle... Quite a pickle indeed.
>Want to go slaughter some snake people?
>W-what do you mean you want me to put my zweihander in your scabbard?!?
>I just love going on adventures with you
>Thank you for your help my sweet, but I'm certain that I would have been fine on my own.
>Why did you charge in like that? I had a plan you know.

>>745335309
What the fuck Is a sugarcub sticker

Not really sure what a perfect gf is but have some sex stories not impressive enough to start a thread for, but still great memories to share, if anyone is interested.

>>745318541
>>745318549
you people should die

>>745338118
Then post them GDI. Don't ask if we want content, just post it. There's always someone.

>>745325591
Dang I wouldn't mind this one.

>>745338226
sounds nice

>>745322577
because you're a fag

>>745339137
Confirmed for ugly fat fuck

>>745322169
hp lovecraft entity turned gf... awesome.

>>745325630
nice

>>745321384
Fucking hell

>>745335309
Accurate af lmfao

BANE GF WHEN

>>745337096
you're pathetic, that type of shit gets you cucked.
fucking betafag

post moar

>>745332701
tfw she hasnt posted on instagram in like 5 days

>>745321117
>That's the joke

I bet you repeat all the punch lines and important points in all jokes, stories, and movies when others are around even though it's painfully obvious to the most dense human. Die in a fire.

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>>745325630
>wakey wakey eggs and semen

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>>745325591
>mfw I find myself kind of liking this one

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>tech enthusiast
>enjoys retro computers such as the SGI Indigo 2 Impact as shown in picture
>isn't fat
>won't cheat on me
>will install Gentoo with me
>enjoys industrial music

This is literally all I want in a GF.

>>745342413
Mods!

>>745322169
best one so far. 3D is truly PD compared to this

The only and true godtier GF is a femdom mistress GF.

>>745318541
kinda hot actually

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>>745318492
>>745318018

>>745344289
great minds think alike

>>745324569
why are you tolerating this abuse?

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