Waifu thread
tfw when you cut me yuno and no cut for you
Best girl passing through
Guys
>>745316188
Don't mind me just passing by just about to start gf thread
Guys
>>745315768
pumb
>>745317402
I can't even begin to imagine how ugly and lonely you are. How do you cope?
Guys
Being based.
What's your excuse?
Romania 3 - Russia 0
Russia BTFO.
Portugal got fucking owned at ping-pong yesterday.
Is time for Germany tommorow.
Bump.
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>745323277
Skinny boy, where your muscles at?
>>745323423
I have no idea, I've been drinking high fat milk for months, eating fatty meats and candy and I only gained 7 pounds since January...
33 more pounds to go until my BMI reaches 18 again. I fucking hate my body.
Claiming best girl
best girl
Last night was fun
Shinoa claimed
>>745325794
How many erps did you did?
*sneeze*
Oh boy, it's him again. What happened to leaving for good?
Rem claimed.
>>745327293
Who?
>>745327348
Rem.
Always and forever
>>745327293
hi rem
>>745317338
>>745327902
Oh lol.
>>745326747
Tons while under the influence
>>745326889
Bless
>>745327293
Lmao who?
>>745328062
It's this fucking cunt. What up?
>>745327348
Sono. He said he'd leave but keeps coming back.
>>745328062
Hello new Seras
>>745328139
Hello.
>>745327293
Rem
>>745328031
>>745328316
t-thank you
>>745328337
how are you?
>>745328390
I already have someone to cosplay Rem for me/10
>>745328477
Not very good.
>>745328316
Sonokawa. Otherwise known as Kurome, Mash, and like three other avatars.
>>745328337
>heard my name
Hi Rem I came back because I love you
>>745328534
w-what's wrong?
>>745328534
Lucky you whose the girl who cosplays Rem For you?
>>745328831
Lips swollen from eating pussy all day
>>745328650
What does that mean?
>>745328662
A lot.
Been feeling down.
>>745328831
stop posting my face!
Fast car, nascar.
>>745328943
Shut the fuck up, dumb ass.
>>745328938
I hope you feel better soon :(
>>745328966
hello
>>745328938
Love is when you care about someone more than yourself.
I love you Rem
>>745329021
No one loves you virgin fag
>>745328995
That was you? Please stop posting my face.
>>745329102
>virgin
>>745329186
Hey you sound like the kind of guy who doesn’t mind me talking about how much pussy I eat. So check it out, I eat more pussy than a coyote let loose in the suburbs. I eat pussy more than your wife thinks about throwing away her ring. I eat so much pussy that Matt Damon’s about to do a documentary about pussy disappearing across the globe at an alarming rate because I ate it all. I visited Japan back in the 80’s and they invented pac-man after they saw me eating pussy up and down the street. Then I got some revealing emails from this pod of dolphins and I stopped visiting Japan after that. Long story short I eat more pussy than the incinerator at a PETA kill shelter and your comment made my dick softer than a white dude’s prison sentence.
>>745329008
I don't think I will soon.
>>745329021
Why do you say that you love me?
>>745329106
hello
>>745329186
Didn't you said this thread is dead or something and the community sucks?
Just go back to your HG shit, lmao, nobody likes you
>>745329186
What are you gonna do? Beta Uprising?
>>745328477
You're welcome. Next time you sneeze, use your arm to cover it
>>745328534
Ah. I see. That's still going on
>>745329227
I'm sorry I don't want to read all that.
>>745329262
Because it's true. I love you.
>>745329297
I'm there now, I don't mind trying to revive this community though.
>>745329302
Nothing for now, I'll wait.
>>745329262
well I hope you do
>>745329335
hello:
>>745329432
o-ok, will do.
Claimed
>>745329482
You should L E A V E
>>745329482
>I don't mind trying to revive this community though.
LMAO, don't take credit for such thing.
You're not relevant, nor have you ever been, to this community, besides maybe being the laughingstock.
>>745329482
Are you illiterate?
I EAT MORE PUSSY THAN A COYOTE LET LOOSE IN THE SUBURBS. I EAT PUSSY MORE THAN YOUR WIFE THINKS ABOUT THROWING AWAY HER RING. I EAT SO MUCH PUSSY THAT MATT DAMON’S ABOUT TO DO A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT PUSSY DISAPPEARING ACROSS THE GLOBE AT AN ALARMING RATE BECAUSE I ATE IT ALL. I VISITED JAPAN BACK IN THE 80’S AND THEY INVENTED PAC-MAN AFTER THEY SAW ME EATING PUSSY UP AND DOWN THE STREET. THEN I GOT SOME REVEALING EMAILS FROM THIS POD OF DOLPHINS AND I STOPPED VISITING JAPAN AFTER THAT. LONG STORY SHORT I EAT MORE PUSSY THAN THE INCINERATOR AT A PETA KILL SHELTER AND YOUR COMMENT MADE MY DICK SOFTER THAN A WHITE DUDE’S PRISON SENTENCE.
>>745329614
Why and where and who are you?
>>745329620
I know I can't do this on my own, I'm just one man. Can you help me, please?
>>745329715
I don't even have my glasses at the moment.
>>745329715
Beautifully written anon new copypasta
>>745329771
I'm not the beta fag posting pics of a girl emotion to express my own so... I'm someone who is better than you
So it's business as usual in here?
>>745329771
I Eᗄ⊥ ʍOᖉE b∩ᴤᴤY ⊥HᗄN ᗄ ⊂OYO⊥E ⅂E⊥ ⅂OOᴤE IN ⊥HE ᴤ∩ᗷ∩ᖉᗷᴤ. I Eᗄ⊥ b∩ᴤᴤY ʍOᖉE ⊥HᗄN YO∩ᖉ MIᖶE ⊥HINʞᴤ ᗄᗷO∩⊥ ⊥HᖉOMIN⅁ ᗄMᗄY HEᖉ ᖉIN⅁. I Eᗄ⊥ ᴤO ʍ∩⊂H b∩ᴤᴤY ⊥Hᗄ⊥ ʍᗄ⊥⊥ DᗄʍON’ᴤ ᗄᗷO∩⊥ ⊥O DO ᗄ DO⊂∩ʍEN⊥ᗄᖉY ᗄᗷO∩⊥ b∩ᴤᴤY DIᴤᗄbbEᗄᖉIN⅁ ᗄ⊂ᖉOᴤᴤ ⊥HE ⅁⅂OᗷE ᗄ⊥ ᗄN ᗄ⅂ᗄᖉʍIN⅁ ᖉᗄ⊥E ᗷE⊂ᗄ∩ᴤE I ᗄ⊥E I⊥ ᗄ⅂⅂. I ⋀IᴤI⊥ED ᘃᗄbᗄN ᗷᗄ⊂ʞ IN ⊥HE 80’ᴤ ᗄND ⊥HEY IN⋀EN⊥ED bᗄ⊂-ʍᗄN ᗄᖶ⊥Eᖉ ⊥HEY ᴤᗄM ʍE Eᗄ⊥IN⅁ b∩ᴤᴤY ∩b ᗄND DOMN ⊥HE ᴤ⊥ᖉEE⊥. ⊥HEN I ⅁O⊥ ᴤOʍE ᖉE⋀Eᗄ⅂IN⅁ EʍᗄI⅂ᴤ ᖶᖉOʍ ⊥HIᴤ bOD Oᖶ DO⅂bHINᴤ ᗄND I ᴤ⊥ObbED ⋀IᴤI⊥IN⅁ ᘃᗄbᗄN ᗄᖶ⊥Eᖉ ⊥Hᗄ⊥. ⅂ON⅁ ᴤ⊥OᖉY ᴤHOᖉ⊥ I Eᗄ⊥ ʍOᖉE b∩ᴤᴤY ⊥HᗄN ⊥HE IN⊂INEᖉᗄ⊥Oᖉ ᗄ⊥ ᗄ bE⊥ᗄ ʞI⅂⅂ ᴤHE⅂⊥Eᖉ ᗄND YO∩ᖉ ⊂OʍʍEN⊥ ʍᗄDE ʍY DI⊂ʞ ᴤOᖶ⊥Eᖉ ⊥HᗄN ᗄ MHI⊥E D∩DE’ᴤ bᖉIᴤON ᴤEN⊥EN⊂E.
>>745329814
It isn't new i stole it off erik
>>745329771
You're the laughingstock of this community, my dude.
ƎAT MOЯƎ ꟼUƧƧY THAИ A ƆOYOTƎ ⅃ƎT ⅃OOƧƎ IИ THƎ ƧUᙠUЯᙠƧ. I ƎAT ꟼUƧƧY MOЯƎ THAИ YOUЯ WIᖷƎ THIИᐴƧ AᙠOUT THЯOWIИᎮ AWAY HƎЯ ЯIИᎮ. I ƎAT ƧO MUƆH ꟼUƧƧY THAT MATT ᗡAMOИ’Ƨ AᙠOUT TO ᗡO A ᗡOƆUMƎИTAЯY AᙠOUT ꟼUƧƧY ᗡIƧAꟼꟼƎAЯIИᎮ AƆЯOƧƧ THƎ Ꭾ⅃OᙠƎ AT AИ A⅃AЯMIИᎮ ЯATƎ ᙠƎƆAUƧƎ I ATƎ IT A⅃⅃. I VIƧITƎᗡ ႱAꟼAИ ᙠAƆᐴ IИ THƎ 80’Ƨ AИᗡ THƎY IИVƎИTƎᗡ ꟼAƆ-MAИ AᖷTƎЯ THƎY ƧAW MƎ ƎATIИᎮ ꟼUƧƧY Uꟼ AИᗡ ᗡOWИ THƎ ƧTЯƎƎT. THƎИ I ᎮOT ƧOMƎ ЯƎVƎA⅃IИᎮ ƎMAI⅃Ƨ ᖷЯOM THIƧ ꟼOᗡ Oᖷ ᗡO⅃ꟼHIИƧ AИᗡ I ƧTOꟼꟼƎᗡ VIƧITIИᎮ ႱAꟼAИ AᖷTƎЯ THAT. ⅃OИᎮ ƧTOЯY ƧHOЯT I ƎAT MOЯƎ ꟼUƧƧY THAИ THƎ IИƆIИƎЯATOЯ AT A ꟼƎTA ᐴI⅃⅃ ƧHƎ⅃TƎЯ AИᗡ YOUЯ ƆOMMƎИT MAᗡƎ MY ᗡIƆᐴ ƧOᖷTƎЯ THAИ A WHITƎ ᗡUᗡƎ’Ƨ ꟼЯIƧOИ ƧƎИTƎИƆƎ.
>>745329432
So, hurricane got you?
Are you okay?
>>745329482
Okay then. Do what you will.
>>745329548
Not soon I will be okay.
>>745329936
>community
>of waifu posting
>on /b/
>>>>>>yes
I Ǝ̛AT̢ MOЯƎ ̡ꟼ͞UƧƧY͜ ̧THAИ A ƆOYOTƎ̛ ͡⅃͢ƎT̴ ͟⅃OO̷ƧƎ I̡И TH̨Ǝ Ƨ̕U̶ᙠUЯᙠƧ. I Ǝ̵A̛T́ ꟼUƧ̴Ƨ̧Y M͞OЯ̸Ǝ̛ THA͡И Y̷O͝UЯ ̴W̸I͜ᖷƎ T͘HIИᐴƧ̡ ̵A̸ᙠƠUT THЯOW͡IИ̷Ꭾ͜ ͟AWÁÝ H͘Ǝ́Я ЯIИᎮ͠. I̛ Ǝ͠A͝T Ƨ͘O MUƆ̀H͜ ꟼUƧƧ̕Y ̵T̸HA̧T ḾA͜TT ᗡAMOИ̢’Ƨ̨ ̸AᙠO̸UT ̀T̸O ᗡ̡O ̛A ̡ᗡOƆ̴U̢MƎИ͞TAЯ͠Y͘ A̸ᙠOUT ꟼ̀UƧƧY ᗡIƧ͞AꟼꟼƎA͞Я͜I̡И̸Ꭾ ̢A͢Ɔ́ЯOƧ̶Ƨ̕ TH͞Ǝ Ꭾ⅃O̡ᙠ̸Ǝ A͝T͘ AИ A̕⅃A͝Я̶MIИᎮ̸ ̨Я̸A̶T̛Ǝ ᙠƎƆAU͘Ƨ̨Ǝ͜ I̛ ̴A͠T͘Ǝ ͡I͘T͢ A̕⅃⅃. ̢I̕ ̢VIƧ̷ITƎᗡ̕ ႱA̢ꟼA͡И͜ ᙠAƆ́ᐴ IИ ͘TH͝Ǝ̴ 80̶’̶Ƨ̵ AИ͘ᗡ̴ ͝TH͞ƎY̢ ͜IИ͡V̶Ǝ͢ИT̷Ǝ͜ᗡ ͝ꟼAƆ́-͜M̵AИ͞ A̧ᖷT̸Ǝ͜Я ̧T̛H͞Ǝ͟Y ƧA͘W̶ M͢Ǝ ̡ƎAT͟ÍИᎮ͝ ͜ꟼU̴ƧƧY U̕ꟼ ̵AИᗡ͝ ̡ᗡ̸O̢WИ ̷TH̷Ǝ ̷Ƨ͡T̀ЯƎƎT. ̵TH́Ǝ͟И I͘ ̴ᎮOT̨ ͢Ƨ̕OMƎ͝ ̧Я͜Ǝ̀VƎA̴⅃̢IИ̕Ꭾ Ǝ͜M̷AI⅃Ƨ̨ ᖷ͞ЯOM ̵TH́I̵Ƨ ꟼOᗡ͞ Oᖷ ́ᗡO̡⅃͝ꟼH͟ĮИƧ AИᗡ I ̶Ƨ̛TOꟼ̕ꟼƎᗡ V̴IƧĮT̸IИᎮ Ⴑ͠ÀꟼAИ̢ A͡ᖷ͢T̢Ǝ̷Я͠ T̢H͞ĄT̨. ⅃͟O͢И͜Ꭾ̶ ƧTO̶Я́Y Ƨ̴HOЯT ̸I͢ ͟ƎA͞T M̶O̡Я͟Ǝ ̵ꟼ̷U̵ƧƧ̷Ỳ THAИ ŢH̶Ǝ I͠И͟ƆI͟И̛ƎЯA͞T͡OЯ͘ AT̢ ͟A ꟼ̕Ǝ̶TA̸ ᐴI͘⅃͠⅃ ̕Ƨ͘HƎ͡⅃̷TƎ͠Я ̨A̴Иᗡ ͟YOUЯ Ɔ͝O͢MMƎ́И͝T MAᗡ̕Ǝ̡ ̀MY̴ ᗡ͟IƆ̧ᐴ̶ ƧOᖷ͢TƎЯ THAИ ͘A ̛WHI͠TƎ ͠ᗡUᗡ͟Ǝ’̨Ƨ͢ ꟼ̢Я̶IƧOИ͞ Ƨ̡Ǝ͠ИT̡Ǝ̨ИƆ̵Ǝ͞.
>>745330118
>>745330051
no, go away you beta
>>745329548
Good. Don't be a jerk spreading what's in there
>>745329715
Saved
>>745330051
I'm safe now. No worries. My relatives though. Their houses were flooded
I Ǝ͘͢A͞T ̕M̨̨͞O̴̴͠Я͟Ǝ͢ ꟼ̴̨UƧƧ̸̡Y̴ ̀T̷̀H̸̨̡A̶И ͠A͠ Ɔ̛͞Ò̢͘YOT́͡Ǝ͝ ⅃̴Ǝ̸T͜ ̛͢⅃OO͜Ƨ̸͝Ǝ̵ ̧̕͡I̷И̧͘ ̀͡T̶H̢̀͘Ǝ̨̕ ̀͟Ƨ͘U͢ᙠ̷Ư͡Я̸ᙠ̢Ƨ́.̷ ̛I̵̕͞ ̶Ǝ͞ÁT͘ ̕͞ꟼ̧̡̀U̸̧͝Ƨ̷Ƨ̸̢Y ̴͟͢M̶OЯ̸Ǝ͠͝ ̶̵T̢͞H̷́A͜И̨̕͡ ̵̡́YO̸͜U̕Я̢͞ ̵͢W͢I̡͝ᖷ̢Ǝ͘͘͠ ̸͠T̡͜H̴I̸͟И͘ᐴ̛Ƨ A̛̛ᙠ͜O͢Ų̛T ̡T̨H͡Я̧O͝͠W̷̧̕I̡͝ИᎮ̡ A̡̢̕W͟͞ÀY̴̕͝ ̛H̡͡Ǝ͞Я ͟Я͝I̷͘И̧̢Ꭾ̕. I̛͟ ͟Ǝ̸AT̶͢ ̷̵̢Ƨ͢͞Ò̢ ̶̶M̢͜Ư͜ƆH̸͜͢ ̧ꟼUƧ͜͠ƧY͘ ̛T̶̡H͘͡A̷̧T̵ ̴͠M̶Á͞T̡́T͡ ̷͡͠ᗡ̛͠A̸͡Ḿ̡͡O̕И̶’͜Ƨ͟ ̷́͜A̶͠ᙠ̷̢O͠Ų̢Ţ̵̸ ̵͢TÒ ̧́ᗡ̶̵O A̴̵͞ ̸͝ᗡ̢͡Ơ̸Ɔ͢U̧M͝Ǝ̛И̛T͟A̵̢Я̷̴̢Y̨ ̨͜͞À̡ᙠO̵̴͝U̧T̶̷̷ ꟼUƧƧY ̀ᗡ̡͘I̸ƧA͟ꟼ̸ꟼ̷Ǝ̵AЯ͟͡I̸И̡͘Ꭾ ͠A̵Ɔ̷Я̢OƧ̨Ƨ ̸T͘H͜Ǝ̀ ͘͜Ꭾ́⅃̡O̸͡ᙠ̵̛͜Ǝ ̨̀͢A͞T̶ AИ̨͘ ͠A͜⅃AЯ̢M̨͞͡Í̶̡И͠͡͝Ꭾ Я̵À̢T͠Ǝ ͞͡ᙠ̧͞Ǝ͟ƆA͠͡UƧƎ̕͜ I ̧͜ÀTƎ̛͟ ͢ĮT͟͟ ̡͘͝À⅃̶⅃.̸̢ ̴I͟ ͠V̧IƧÍ̶T̷Ǝ̷̕ᗡ ͜͞Ⴑ̵̕Aꟼ̧͘A̧И͘͜ ͟ᙠ̡͠ĄƆ͡ᐴ̷̶̨ ̡͡I͜͞И̨ ̶̷TH́͢Ǝ͢͝ ̶͠8̶͟0̷́’́Ƨ́͞͞ A̧͠И͜͞ᗡ̵ ̨̛͢T̨HƎ̧̕͜Ý̴ ̛͢͡I͘͡И̕V͘Ǝ͞И͡T̨͢͞Ǝ̷ᗡ ꟼ̢͜͜Ą̀Ɔ̵̷̢-M̡̢A̧И ̢A̸͢ᖷ̀T̵͢Ǝ͘͢Я̷̸ ̵͘͞TH͘Ǝ̷Ỳ ̨͜͡ƧA̴Ẃ ́͘͟MƎ̷̡ ̶̵̀Ǝ̀A̴T̴I̕͜И́Ꭾ̀ ̕ꟼU̶͟Ƨ̵̡̡Ƨ̀Y̸̛ ̸̕U͟ꟼ́ ̷͢ÀИ̨͘ᗡ̸̷ ͠ᗡ̶̨͞O̸͡ẀЍ͜ ̨T̨͠HƎ̕ ͡ƧT̵̨Я̷ƎƎ̀͞T.̨ ͜͠T͟͝HƎ̸͟И ̸̕͢I̡ Ꭾ͢͞O̡T̨ ̡̡Ƨ̛OMƎ̷̴͠ Я̴̶͟Ǝ̴͡V̶͡Ǝ̡Ą̀͠⅃͢I̸ЍᎮ̕͡ ƎM͜͝A͞͡I̸͞⅃̧Ƨ̸͘ ̢͡ᖷ̡̀͜Я̧̢OḾ͡ T̴́H͝IƧ̢ ̸́ꟼ̵̢O̵ᗡ̢͜ ̵͟͠Oᖷ̧͘ ͢͝ᗡ̡͝O͜͡⅃̴ꟼ̷HI̧И͜͟͡Ƨ́ ͠A̵И̢͡ᗡ ͟Ì̶̛ ̶̨͞ƧT̶Oꟼ̸̸̛ꟼ̵Ǝ̵̧͠ᗡ̸ ̵̨̡V̷Í̧Ƨ͜͢I͘T̴I̧И͠Ꭾ̨ Ⴑ̡̕͞ĄꟼA͡И̵͡ A͝ᖷ́T̴͢Ǝ́̕Я ̢́͝Ţ͘H̸̢͝ĄŢ̵̛.͜ ̸̀͘⅃̛O͟͞И̷́͘Ꭾ̸̡̀ ́͠Ƨ̵̕T̵O͜Я̷̧Y͝ ̵Ƨ̨H̸̢̛O͞Я̷̧T̨̨ ̴͢͢Í́ ̴̛͠Ǝ̸̕A̧̕Ţ M͘Ò͢Я̶̛Ǝ̛ ꟼ͟U̸Ƨ̡́͜Ƨ͜͡Y̷͜ ́͟T̷H̛͟͟A̧И͟ ͜͟T̨̕H̢̡̕Ǝ͢ ̧̀́IИƆ̡͟I͢И̡̕Ǝ͘͠Я́͢͟AŢ͠OЯ͜ ̴̴A̡̢T̴ ̴̡À ͡ꟼ͟ƎTA̶ ᐴ̧͜I̵͞⅃͝⅃ Ƨ͘͠H̴Ǝ̷̢⅃T͞Ǝ̀Я̨̡ ̨͡AИ̕ᗡ ̸͠Y̷͟OU̸͠Я̷͠ ̶Ɔ͡͡͠O͝M͜͜͡M͘͢ƎИ̧T́͝ ̴̢͝M̨Àᗡ̕͜Ǝ̨ ̨M͢͡Y ̛͠ᗡ̴́́I͝Ɔ̷́͢ᐴ̕͠ ̶̡ƧO̢ᖷ̛́T͢͝͡ƎЯ ̧̨́T̛͜H͟A͘͝И͞ A̢͡ ͡WH̶I̢͡T̡͡Ǝ̢̨ ̧ᗡ̶̵Ųᗡ̨̛Ǝ̕͞’͡Ƨ̵͘͡ ̨͜͜ꟼ̶̴͘ЯI͟Ƨ̴ÒИ̕͝ ̶́Ƨ͢͡͡ƎИ̢̛͝T́ƎИ̡͘Ɔ͝Ǝ͢.͠
>>745329883
I'll leave if you tell me who you are.
>>745329918
I don't even like pussy, it's all squishy and messy and gross!
>>745329936
Why?
>>745330051
I will love you from afar <3
>>745330207
I stole it tho
>>745330256
That I didn't know
>>745330253
Fucking weeb normie
>>745330346
Stupid purple hair
>>745330207
Ah, that's unfortunate. Hopefully they can recover.
>>745330253
I mean, if you love me then prove it.
When's my birthday?
>>745330132
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>745330373
Thank you for calling me normal, that actually makes me really happy.
>>745330465
I don't know you haven't told me, when is your birthday?
>>745330548
4/20 modafuka
>>745330253
I FOUND THE GAY
And why do you need to know who I am? To hire a Hitman to kill me? To find where I live? To ruin my life? I can do all of those things to myself thank you very much. There is literally no reason to know who the fuck I am why else do you think we're all Anons here?
>>745330583
On the day before Hitler :0
>>745330346
Dont credit me with shit my selfmade pasta is trash, just look
fucking hell, I don't even think this guy obey's Newton's law of conservation of energy, projecting enough pure fucking austismic energy to create an aspergers kugelblitz. One more neuron fires in his clusterfuck of a brain and we're going to witness the first ever thermonuclear detonation caused solely by an autistic child's brain actually reaching critical mass, resulting in nuclear fission. His brain must be cooled by liquid nitrogen, because the sheer volume of shitposting would cause a normal human brain to overheat and burst a vein, resulting in a stroke. If you could convert this autism into electricity, you could power the entire city of Seoul for 43 years, with enough left over to bring every African country up to standard with the 1st World. Christ on a fucking bike.
>>745330184
Correct!
>>745330253
>squishy, mess and gross
What about benis?
>>745330548
It's been mentioned once, regardless Shinoa said it was my birthday in the OP. Do you have the will to make the archive search?
Alright so it went like this
I've been fucking your mom like all kids do till I was like 4 or 5, and my mom realised it was a little fucky that I was still fucking her it when I was like 10 years old.
We went to a doctor and he said that it was some condition or the other I can't remember the name of that was common with a lot of kids, it wasn't going to stop till I was in my teens.
So the only solution we figured it out was either wear a dicksleeve (lmao no thanks) or just don't see you mom for a few hours before I head to sleep.
One day, after we thought it finally stopped since I went months without fucking your mom, I got invited by a friend to sleep over at mom's house and it all went so fucked from there. The guy fucked my mom and ordered a bucket of KFC chicken since it was my favourite.
And a large bottle of pepsi which I downed like a retard while watching him fuck his mom
Holy fuck, we went to sleep in the same bed and I woke up to him shaking me going "what the FUCK". I fucked his entire fucking mom, where he was sleeping and where I was sleeping and he just made me get up and tried to laugh it off while we changed the sheets, I just left early and he never invited me over again. We stayed friends.
Thankfully he never spilled it to anyone until the year I left the school.
>>745330687
I'm bi, anon.
I just want to know who you are so we can be friends and stuff.
>>745330729
Dicks are easy to work with and don't leave a smelly taste in my mouth
>>745330756
please tell me, i'm on a phone and its really slow, I want to know everything about you, please?
Alright so it went like this
I've been spontaneously igniting like all kids do till I was like 4 or 5, and my mom realised it was a little fucky that I was still combusting when I was like 10 years old.
We went to a doctor and he said that it was some condition or the other I can't remember the name of that was common with a lot of kids, it wasn't going to stop till I was in my teens.
So the only solution we figured it out was either wear a flame retardant suite (lmao no thanks) or just don't see flammable material for a few hours before I head to sleep.
One day, after we thought it finally stopped since I went months without deflegrating, I got invited by a friend to sleep over at mom's house and it all went so fucked from there. The guy loved bushfires and ordered a bucket of KFC chicken since it was my favourite.
And a large bottle of petrol which I downed like a retard while watching him light leaves on fire
Holy fuck, we went to sleep in the same bed and I woke up to him shaking me going "what the FUCK". I blew up his entire fucking house where he was sleeping and where I was sleeping and he just made me get up and tried to laugh it off while we changed the ceiling, I just left early and he never invited me over again. We stayed friends.
Thankfully he never spilled it to anyone until the year I left the school.
Alright so it went like this
I've been debating SJWs like all kids do till I was like 4 or 5, and my mom realised it was a little fucky that I was still screaming at furries when I was like 10 years old.
We went to a doctor and he said that it was some condition or the other I can't remember the name of that was common with a lot of kids, it wasn't going to stop till I was in my teens.
So the only solution we figured it out was either become an atheist transexual (lmao no thanks) or just don't watch feminist cringe videos for a few hours before I head to sleep.
One day, after we thought it finally stopped since I went months without debating white knight cucks, I got invited by a friend to sleep over at a Genderqueer's house and it all went so fucked from there. The guy loved anyone and everyone (pansexual) and ordered a bucket of KFC chicken since it was my favourite.
And a large bottle of mountain dew which I downed like a retard while watching him spread the word of gender equality
Holy fuck, we went to sleep in the same bed and I woke up to him shaking me going "what the FUCK". I outwitted his entire fucking gender studies class where he was sleeping and where I was sleeping and he just made me get up and tried to laugh it off while we changed the subject, I just left early and he never invited me over again. We stayed friends.
Thankfully he never spilled it to anyone until the year I left the school.
>>745330978
I'll give you a hint, it's already passed.
Also, if you wanna hear my voice it's also in the archives, so there's a little boost in your motivation.
Alright so it went like this
I've been killing infidels like all kids do till I was like 4 or 5, and my mom realised it was a little fucky that I was still killing infidels when I was like 10 years old.
We went to a doctor and he said that it was some condition or the other I can't remember the name of that was common with a lot of kids, it wasn't going to stop till I was in my teens.
So the only solution we figured it out was either wear a hijab (lmao no thanks) or just don't shoot infidels for a few hours before I head to sleep.
One day, after we thought it finally stopped since I went months without killing infidels, I got invited by a friend to sleep over at a Christian's house and it all went so fucked from there. The guy praised the miracles of Jesus at me and ordered a bucket of KFC chicken since it was my favourite.
And a large bottle of goat semen which I downed like a retard while watching him say the hail marys
Holy fuck, we went to sleep in the same bed and I woke up to him shaking me going "what the FUCK". I killed his entire fucking family where he was sleeping and where I was sleeping and he just made me get up and tried to laugh it off while we changed the sheets, I just left early and he never invited me over again. We stayed friends.
Thankfully he never spilled it to anyone until the year I left the school.
>>745330978
Friendship? If you got steam then why not just search TheCozplayerOfficial
Alright so it went like this
I've been pissing the bed like all kids do till I was like 4 or 5, and my mom realised it was a little fucky that I was still pissing it when I was like 10 years old.
We went to a doctor and he said that it was some condition or the other I can't remember the name of that was common with a lot of kids, it wasn't going to stop till I was in my teens.
So the only solution we figured it out was either wear diapers (lmao no thanks) or just don't drink any fluid a few hours before I head to sleep.
One day, after we thought it finally stopped since I went months without pissing the bed, I got invited by a friend to sleep over at his house and it all went so fucked from there. The guy loved me and ordered a bucket of KFC chicken since it was my favourite.
And a large bottle of pepsi which I downed like a retard while watching him play diablo 2
Holy fuck, we went to sleep in the same bed and I woke up to him shaking me going "what the FUCK". I pissed the entire fucking bed, where he was sleeping and where I was sleeping and he just made me get up and tried to laugh it off while we changed the sheets, I just left early and he never invited me over again. We stayed friends.
Thankfully he never spilled it to anyone until the year I left the school.
>>745331121
Can I hear your voice now, please?
>>745331154
I don't have a Steam anymore.
>>745331395
You switched waifus again? Ritsu is best.
>>745330978
April 18 fuck rem
>>745331470
No you retard
>>745330978
Nice
>>745328899
Forgot about you.
It's someone who loves me, and I have them in DM.
>>745331470
There's the voice threads which I might visit, and then there's like two people who I can privately talk with.
>>745331513
Can confirm.
>>745331513
Thank you <3
>>745331572
Why post other girls then?
>>745331592
Not nice..
>>745331650
Can we privately talk?
>>745331470
Sigh just search TheCozplayerOfficial001 on google
>>745331650
Forgetting about me eh? ;^; anyways you're pretty lucky to have someone do it for you
Fuck all you gay ass niggers with friends n shit just be alone and shitpost all you gotta deal with is crushing lonliness shit is great
fuck friends n happiness that shit is for pussy ass niggers for real dog live the high life like a real lone nigger dog
fucking preach dog
fuck yeah
I'm still looking for awesome Waifu AI and 3D sex actionnn
>>745331786
"Donate money to me please. I need the cash to bring you new content, better gaming material, help my family(you have no idea how problematic money is this ..."
What's this all about? You poor for real?
>>745331996
Oh shit the twitch link I forgot about that existing, I made that link a long time ago when I did twitch but life kept me busy so I stopped doing twitch but I've been doing that here and now
I still am that poor but with an eh job so life doesn't suck AS much
>>745331730
I dunno, can we? I know you have a discord.
>>745331891
Sorry.
I send them leg pics because they send me some stuff too.
They really like my legs.
Commie fucks
>>745332135
Leg fetish? And discord? I wanna join now
>>745332132
Wow you're a e-begger? i don't think we can be friends at all
>>745332135
Not anymore. I still want to go bike riding with you through China.
>>745331996
I wish to give sono poster the good hard fugg
>>745332249
4got img
Fuck off, me.
>>745332249
That was years ago faggot, I stream bc I'm bored, I literally forgot about that link. Are you actually retarded?
>>745331730
How are dicks not nice? You just said they're easier to work with :v
>>745332194
Capitalism is the only way
>>745332409
*fucks*
>>745332225
No, leg requests are for that person only.
>>745332249
Guess you don't love Duke anymore.
>>745332464
Not for the leg thing
>>745332463
Can you not reply to the fucking retard? Thanks.
>>745330406
>>745330717
Oh
>>745330465
Dude I hope so too. They're fighting with insurance company atm
>>745330756
I try
>>745332402
Why?
>>745332428
Yes I am.
>>745332463
Oh shut up.
>>745332464
He told me to stop loving him, it took a while but I was able to do it. He just wants to be alone...
>>745332608
Cute, love dicks, why not?
>>745332694
I don't know