Ask a straight guy who is packing this anything

>>745292502
>those tats
WHY

>>745292502
what are chicks reaction when they first see it?

Flaccid ?

What's your political stance?

>>745292556
Cuz i like them ;)
>>745292576
It actually depends, but most of the time they try hard not to laugh or to have a weird smile on their faces
One girl even already asked me point blank if this was a joke or something

>>745292582
Almost fully hard

How did you take this picture?

>>745292792
I genuinely feel bad for you.

Bro that sucks. What are the measurements?

>>745292750
Not much into it but i would say democrat ?
>>745292800
iPhone on timer using the shower to hold it

>>745292792
>One girl even already asked me point blank if this was a joke or something
cool, that dick is a bitch-filter.

>>745292502
Is it cold?

How do you want off? Full hand or two finger method

>>745292926
thanks but no need to be :)
>>745292987
1-2cm soft and 8 to 10cm hard

>>745293129
No pretty hot actually!
>>745293158
When i was young i used to use the full hand but now i'm more comfortable using just two fingers

>>745292792
>hook up with older woman
>she 47
>me 25
>she can take me balls deep
>she asks me to pound her
>found someone to sex with that I don't have to worry about stabbing in the cervix
>after she says
"You have a big dick. It looked big in the pics, but in person, wow"
>she asks if we can do it again next week

at least you don't have to worry about stabbing women in the cervix, op

How many girls have you fucked? Were they satisfied at all?

>>745293170
>1-2cm soft and 8 to 10cm hard
dam dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYcAh1I8lOY

>>745293405
Thats one problem i will never have to deal with sure lol! but a least i guess you already experienced having a girl vagina squeezing around your dick when she climax ?

>>745293513
Only 3 so far and i couldn't really tell you..

My dick is bigger than average and I've only fucked 4 women. Been married for 15 years. So it's not all bad op.

>>745293844
yeah, kinda hard to feel through a condom though, but maybe I should find some better ones. sometimes in missionary I can feel her uterus get really hard. that combined with her lack of composure at climax is really hot. makes me wonder if women find the same thing hot in men?

> "Straight guy"
> has thumb grip indicators for when his boyfriend pounds his ass
> nice try fag

>>745294642
op here; lmfao nice one never heard before ;)

>>745294035
I guess it's just about finding the right one ;)
>>745294380
You should feel lucky i would really like to feel that too one day!

Damn bro I need to compare my dick with yours.

I may be a grower but I'm pretty small here. 2 1/2 cm flaccid and 15 1/2 cm hard. Like legit, we should do some star wars.

>>745294875
really it's the first thing that came to mind when I saw that tattoo. Maybe I'm the fag.

>>745295469
>2 1/2 cm flaccid and 15 1/2 cm hard
bs

>>745295618
have you ever taken an ice bath? your dick shrivels up. mine probably goes from 1.5 in cold to 8 in erect

>>745295469
Looks like flaccid where should look the same ;) But you are way bigger erect !
>>745295517
Fag or too much of a geek you choose ;)

>>745295849
>mine probably goes from 1.5 in cold to 8 in erect
no, it doesn't.

>>745295849
If a take a cold bath/shower or stay more than an hour in the pool, mine start to look like a button and can mesure like 1 1/2 cm

>>745294380
>FEELS HER UTERUS GET HARD

Nigger take an anatomy class.

>>745296021
mine actually goes 5cm inside, forming a pengina

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>>745296143
I bet you could feel it in missionary with a thin girl

>>745292502
Do you have any more pics you'd like to share?

>>745296143
t. captain smoldick

>>745296326
are you a big guy?
>>745296824
no, cpt. smoldick is op, that is someone else

>>745296998
Better because i'm not a fucking fatty

>>745296683
Not particularly
>>745296998
look bigger obviously

>>745297312
I think he was asking me lol

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>>745297418
why don't you just dress like this so more of the world will love you?

>>745297350
Oh well, just curious. I'm glad you're so comfortable with yourself though. Too many guys are paranoid.

>>745297776
>off by one

>>745297889
>off by one

I guess that's what I get

>>745294035
im 19 yrs old and ive fuck 4 people

>>745297761
Cuz i don't really care if more of the world love me or not and cuz blue sucks lol
>>745297776
Thanks :)

>>745297993
>off by one

How long is this going to go on

>>745298091
two posts in a row, as 999-993=6, not 1

>>745298091
very long, if you don't understand basic arithmetic

Mine measures roughly the same,
I envy your lack of lack of self-esteem