ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS!!

>>745285769
BUMP

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I've been fucking my GF's sister behind her back for about 2 months now. I can stop at any time and she would understand but it is too good to lose. Pic related, gf on left, sister on the right.

>>745285769
I was raped in high school by two guys.

i like little girls in a sexual way

>>745286095
who doesnt??

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vore is my kink

>>745285769
I think a 14 y.o. girls are best girls.

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>I cum in my sisters shampoo and soap bottles and dream about her rubbing my cum all over her body
>I also cum in any left over food or drinks she has already opened that I can easily mask my cum in so I can dream about her eating my cum
>I lay in her bed naked while shes at school smelling and jacking off with her dirty and clean panties

>>745285991

let see the sister

>>745286259
same

My friends always blame me for everything that breaks and I think its bullshit. But I'm too antisocial to get new friends. I can't say anything back because they'd say something I don't even know how to answer and that would be that. I would end up having to pay or fix whatever was broken

>>745286259
absolutely true

Widespread slavery needs to exist

>>745285769
I voted Trump.
Gawddamn fucking hate Hilspawn for stealing the primary from Bernie.

There, I wrote it.

Does anyone know if that murder story in the last thread was copy pasta? No one replied to it.

>>745286557
it does. humans are slaves to the machines.

>>745286629
Be proud of your vote anon

>>745286629
I voted trump because I always vote straight line Republican.

I'm a 20 year old texan in love with a 17 year girl from indiana via the internet

>>745285769
I once jerked off with butter.

>>745286762
pedophile!!! kys!

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>>745286338
Ain't gonna share nudes.

>>745286824
salted or unsalted?

>>745286762
Does she love you, anon?

>>745286862
Unsalted I think, I was 11 at the time

>>745285769

To the "my daughter was raped" guy from the previous thread:

>my daughter confided to me that her vagina is sometimes a little dry

So you see, the fact that you posted

>my daughter confided to me that her vagina is sometimes a little dry

makes me immediately lose any and all suspension of disbelief in your story because

>my daughter confided to me that her vagina is sometimes a little dry

is not something that any man could ever realistically say.

No girl is going to "confide" this to her father.

>my daughter confided to me that her vagina is sometimes a little dry
>my daughter confided to me that her vagina is sometimes a little dry
>my daughter confided to me that her vagina is sometimes a little dry
>my daughter confided to me that her vagina is sometimes a little dry
>my daughter confided to me that her vagina is sometimes a little dry

McScuse me, but you need to stop this shit right meow.

>sister in law was having a rough patch with asshole husband
> began making her dinner once a week as a break and give her a little company
> couple weeks into it she told me she hadn't had sex in months
> said she was getting sick of her vibrator and asked if i ever thought about her
> dinner night became quick meal and fucking
> my niece was born less than a year later
> the question remains

My brother raped me during a tornado.

>>745284975 (You)

>my daughter confided to me that her vagina is sometimes a little dry

So you see, the fact that you posted

>my daughter confided to me that her vagina is sometimes a little dry

makes me immediately lose any and all suspension of disbelief in your story because

>my daughter confided to me that her vagina is sometimes a little dry

is not something that any man could ever realistically say.

No girl is going to "confide" this to her father.

>my daughter confided to me that her vagina is sometimes a little dry
>my daughter confided to me that her vagina is sometimes a little dry
>my daughter confided to me that her vagina is sometimes a little dry
>my daughter confided to me that her vagina is sometimes a little dry
>my daughter confided to me that her vagina is sometimes a little dry

McScuse me, but you need to stop this shit right meow.
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From the last thread, anon everything I said is true. My daughter is an adult now and when she visits we sometimes smoke weed together and she confides things in me that are very, very personal like that. But I was done. Just wanted to get that straight though.

My wife and I set up a pornhub account about a month ago

>>745286868
She says she does. She's emotionally vulnerable bc she has no dad so she clings to me. Feels good bc shes hot af, looks like bella thorne. Shes a virgin too and i'm planning on flying up there and giving her a creampie

>>745286472

>ditch them
>they aren't your friends anyway

Me and my girlfriend love young girls

>>745286830

faggot

>>745286830

we just want two, one of each sister
personally each sucking cock would be nice

>>745286903
Hey, I replied.

>>745287001

>>745287043
0/10

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My ex is still in love with me but I'd really rather she get revenge on me for breaking up with her by forcibly feminizing me and making me serve her and whoever her new man would be.

>>745286762

I was 21 when I met my wife. She was 17.
I'm 40 now. We've been married for 5 years.

>>745287043
ayy us too

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I secretly film my daughter in her room ever since she moved backed because I told her we could not "afford" to pay for her dorm. I also have full control over her phone with a app since I pay for it.

>>745286986
pics or it didnt happen

>>745287154
top kek

>>745287154
How old is she now? Real daughter or step?

>>745286986

My rape tornadoed me during a brother.

>>745287201
I don't have any pics....it was during a fucking tornado and I was forced.......idiot

>>745286986
Rapenado. sounds like a lifetime movie.

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Husband sent me naked pics of his wife using his real email address. Post 1

>>745287322
kek

>>745286694
I hate everything the GOP stands for.

>>745287311
I raped a tornado.

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Dumbass husband #2

>>745287259
I agree it is top teir
>>745287273
shes 20 she went off to college and came back her sophomore year and iv been at it ever since

>>745287133
Awesome

>>745286986
go on

>>745287382
I voted for Trump partly because the GOP abhorred him

>>745287311

my tornado brother me during a rape

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>>745285769
I'm teaching myself the greatest language of them all.

I'm dating my coworker, who is kind of my boss. She's 5 years older than me but still a virgin due to being raised by religious weirdos, and even though she's wanting to take things a little slow I'm pretty sure I'm gonna take her virginity.
May also get her into anal, as she has a nice ass and has reacted strongly to being spanked

>>745287508
elvish?

>>745285769

I frequently try to look down my coworker's shirt to see her tits. They're small and she wears a padded bra and apparently is oblivious. She likes to wear shirts either half unbuttoned or ones with low necklines.
I'm always trying to contrive situations where she'll bend over.

>>745285769
Well, I fucked a long time friend and protection didn't work, I was almost 2 months delayed and starting the process of getting rid of it. Friend had no idea and I was not worried at all for him to find out because I can take care of this myself. 3 days ago someone told me my friend may have had a sudden heart attack and I cannot track him, it's like he really is gone and that's driving me insane. I even considered keeping the child because what if he actually died? I could keep a part of him and he has no siblings so his mother would be all alone and I'm worried sick but I cannot go visit him because I'm kind of banned from there...
And then I got my period today... Now I have no idea if he IS alive and lost any chance of keeping his child.
I'm just confessing, not looking for redemption or advice. But holy shit do I feel guilty right now.
Hopefully he is fine, the other person was being an asshole at me and now we can celebrate we won over nature. I don't know.

>>745287508
C++ faggot
Miss me with that snake shit

>>745286335
You want me to tribute Her?
Kik
Filipnerman

>>745287417
Are you going so share some more of her with us here tonight?

I'd love to see more of your daughter.

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>>745287606
fook off m8

>>745287452
Jist of it is I was running down stairs and cut my feet on glass that fell from the windows shattering my brother picked me up and carried me down stairs. My parents were right behind us we got to the basement door first the back of the house got tore off by the tornado and we fell down the stairs into the basement the lights went out he covered me with his body pulled my PJs down and fucked me for about 20 seconds with his limp dick and then pulled up my pjs after he came. Our parents were killed and we were both put into foster care and I asked the state to be put in a different home than him and I never saw him again.

I want for someone to fuck my gf

>>745286986
sorry to hear that :( i went through that too (but not in a tornado)

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>>745287666
Only because you got trips my friend

>>745287777
checktttttttt

>>745287070
Fuck that's actually kind of hot

>>745285769

my mom brother's fonger me in the back of tornado

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>>745287606
Ew, C Faggot
Miss me with that double HIV+ shit

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>>745287625
That would be cool I dont have kik tho you got a throw away email?


>sister is super sick
>shes in bed all day resting
>offer to make her something
>she nods
>I go into kitchen and start her special soup and drink
>start the cream of mushroom soup on the stove
>start the smoothie in the blender
>walk just outside her door see shes rolled over
>pull out my cock on the door way start to jerk it
>get within inches of cumming
>run back to food and cum in soup and smoothie
>bring food to her
>give her a kiss on the forehead and tells her I hope she gets better

>>745287777

Tits look a bit big. I'll pass.
But thanks all the same!

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Dumbass husband 3

i have a 10/10 gf ass and tits, blonde super hot and i have a mole on my penis and shes the first i fucked. we fuck for about 40 seconds before my inner fears take over and my dick gets limp. then either she or i jerk me off and we go to sleep.

>>745287777
Nice quality. What kind of camera are you using?

I feel like I just gotta' go for it and do the things I want to do without worrying about what my family thinks I need to do. But I've got so much anxiety it literally makes it impossible for me to do anything, I can't even practice my shit, and that's just giving death a sweet aroma. I'm not even trying to be edgy, I'm just sick and tired of living if this pathetic version of me is all I'm ever going to muster. Why can't I stand up for myself? Why do I feel like a can't have an opinion? Why don't I have motivation to practice my shit?! It's becoming really fucking annoying and I'm started to see less and less reason for why I should be here if I'm going to sit around and do nothing except hate myself endlessly. God damn fuck it all.

>>745285769
I get so aroused around men in uniform that I can't speak, and just stand there trembling
>makes dealing with cops interesting

>>745286557

There's more slaves now than ever

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A couple of weeks ago, I clocked in at work but then left the workplace for an hour to get what would be lunch (which was japchae). I'm pretty sure that's kind of a breach of policy...'stealing time.' But, there was nothing to do at work, and we didn't actually 'start' until an hour after I normally do (which is why I was there to begin with).

>>745288187
Do national park rangers count
Have a Kevlar vest and everything

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>>745288052
1080p alarm clock spy cam. Its amazing because she looks dead at the camera all the time and sends my heart racing. Put it in her room after she moved back in.

>>745288308
Y...y....yes S...s....s....sir

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WOMEN HAVE PENIS >>> EVERY WOMEN..............

>>745288375
That is absolutely BRILLIANT! I need to buy one of those before my daughter comes to visit at Thanksgiving. Maybe if it works I'll post her as kind of a thanks to you anon.

>>745288433
Then you'd be a fan of me, little girl

>>745288308
S.seriously though, I googled park ranger Kevlar vest and my knees are weak.

>I r..really hope you don't mind I'm a g...guy but at lease I'm not cat fishing you

>>745288375
>>745287777

continue

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>>745288579
Yeah people always try to creep on a budget...you really have to invest to get anything worth while the clock was $400. Heres what I mean about her looking dead at the camera checking the time.

>>745288637
>girl

That f..feel, every t..time

I can play as a little girl?

I groped my best friend while drunk and she passed out on me. Thought i'd regret it but i really enjoyed it.

>>745287708

Stale pasta. -1/10

I have been searching for a link to an NSFW Lolicon discord.

>>745288721

Only if it gets your dick hard.

I really wanna fuck my sister in law. She is a fucken dime.

>>745287570
Fuck

>>745288926
Without fail, s..sir especially if I can see you in uniform
>kik, wickerme?

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The thing I want third most in life is to be a pretty shemale bimbo slut.

The things I want first and secondmost in life are keeping my wife and kid happy, and raising my child in a relatively "normal" household with a minimum of trauma and drama.

The third thing is mutually exclusive with numbers two and three. And if I were to tell my wife, she'd leave and take the kid.

>diagnosed with Gender identity disorder in 1989, 90, and 92
>the quote from my parents was "suck it up, we aren't paying good money to fix your head."
>now I'm too old to be a good or pretty one, but the need doesn't go away.

>>745285769
i fap to my exs nudes, theyre just so hot :/

>>745288648
If you get that weak and submissive at the sight of a man in uniform, don't think you have any business pretending not to be a little girl. Uniform is definitely one of the best parts of the job though

>>745288695
Oh man, I love it. Hey if you're interested I wouldn't mind sharing my daughter with you privately if I don't post her here.

I've been sensing disturbances in the force for 6 months now.

>>745289011
Drop yours

>>745287777
Rewards trips. Gets quads

>>745289137
I turn to jelly around men in uniform. I just want to get them off so bad.

>>745287559

She also only "covers" with one arm (like holding shirt close to chest to block view) if other guys are around. But when it's just me and her...... it's almost like she WANTS me to see them.
I mean...... I know that's crazy.... right?!

>>745287708
he do anything lioke that before?

i molested a bunch of younger cousins when i was a teen

I sometimes worry that my father, who molested me when I was a child, may have left me incredibly fucked up in the head. Shit runs through it oftentimes, about fucking and killing random people. I will never hurt my son, or in actuality another person, but the shit will randomly pop into my head at any time and I get caught up in telling myself that's not me. Fucking feels real just typing it out. I don't feel like it's actually my thoughts at times

>>745289197
HolsterSniffer on Wickr Me.

Do you have it? I'll drop my kik if you don't, but prefer Wickr

>>745288695
Moar.
Also more info on the clock. How do they work, does it have radio, can you stream live to phone?

>>745289386
Haha that's a pretty fitting name for you~

>>745285769
I shit my self once and had to walk to my schools office with diarrhea oozing down the back left leg of my sweatpants, from the second floor of the building. but i was lucky it was when people were still in clases

>>745289485
Thank you~

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>>745289508
poop happens

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I think ebony porn is funny...

I once raped a girl. I regret it only because I'm lucky I didn't get caught. I want to fuck my gf's sister, even though she's a disgusting 3/10, I just miss the slags of my youth. I stole a pair of panties out of a trash can in a females restroom of a gas station and huffed them all night.

>>745287014
What is it?

>>745287570
Did you kill the kid or were you never pregnant?

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>>745289479
It has a radio and works like a normal clock. No live stream. Just saves to internal SD

>>745289221
Thought I did well myself

A girl I know gave me her facebook login email and password so I could help her with her fantasy football team. Is there a way I can snoop on her facebook without her being aware of it?

>>745289197
Nothing on Wickr yet... Would you rather kik?

>kumayatsu

I jay walked in las vegas once

>>745289344
Nice dubs. No Had never made any advances at all. I assume he thought he was going to die so he took advantage of me.. he did save my life so its a weird quandry thats why I dont think i told the state anything

>>745290141
Is is ok if I save the pics of your daughter? She's really hot.

>>745287555
Niggernies?

>>745290145
How often would you be on the same wifi as her?

>>745290398
Never. Well, not for a couple of months at least.

>>745287121
Wait a sec The math doesnt add up here

>>745290023
drank black cohosh

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I'm married got a great job and great kids but cheat on my wife with prostitutes every chance I get. It's like a drug high, the only time I feel young again.

>>745290475
Well then that's about the limit of what I would suggest.

>>745290023
I was just barely 2 months also, so the cohosh worked just fine.... apparently. Ironically I was reconsidering it

>>745290650
Oh, only get on it when she's on the same wifi as me. She couldn't tell that a second person is logged in?

Oh well, heard nothing from Mr. Park Ranger

Feels bad man

Dating GF for long long time. While blacked out Made out with my best friend more than once until she got a bf. Get my rocks off by going out to clubs and making out with random chicks while blacked out, so im technically not doing it intentionally.

>>745288467
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biggest secret of all

>>745287777
Quad god

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>>745290330
yeah go ahead if you want moar hit me up on my email after the thread dies
>>745289158
BobMarley89atmaildotcom

>>745286080
go on..

ill take the obv b8

>>745290752
Unless she knows about computers..

When she gets a notification that a device is attempting to log onto her profile, you could suggest it's only notifying her because it's on a new wifi. It's what I would do. I'd even try to watch her and wait for her to check her phone for the first time, then I'd log on using her password. So you will be the first one to tell her, and since she trusts you, she will write it off and ignore it.

I'm a female pedo. never acted on my desires and don't plan to, i feel immense shame and fear for my attractions and i'm just trying to get by.

I've been madly in love with my buddy's girlfriend since winter. Over time, it became obvious to us that we're feeling the same way about each other. We worked together and I'd give her a lot of rides to work, often times resulting in us hugging. Over time, I've gotten more ambitious and have put my arm around her, flirted with her, held her hand, and even pinched her butt a few times. Her boyfriend is getting suspicious and has argued with me a lot about it and I've pretty much tild him nothing is going on and he needs to stop being a shitty boyfriend, which his girlfriend agrees with. Slowly but surely, I am cucking him. He tries to act like the alpha around me, but little does he know his woman has fallen in love with me, and he can't do a fucking thing to stop it

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>>745291318

>>745291423
Is she decent looking?

Also,
>He's not your buddy, pal.

>>745291428
sure, i'm down. what do you wanna know?

>>745290631
been there. Understand.

>>745291318

ohai Catherine
Remember me? I remember you. ;-)

I sometimes wish I HAD gone up there and put you in my lap... fondled you.... kissed you.... until you felt like the naughty little girl you always knew you were.

And we could look at other naughty little girls together while we touch each other.

>>745291679
Everything.
Your age,
Orientation,
What you do for a living,
How long you've known about this,
What led you to this desire,
What you've done about it,
How far you think you'll go with it,
What about them arouses you..

Everything you're willing to say.

>Inb4 have a seat

I'm just curious.

>>745291083
God damn she has a nice ass

>>745291825
who the fuck is catherine. i'm into dick

>>745291565
Easily a 10. She's such a beautiful girl, but her looks weren't what made me fall for her. She and I just click together and we never have a bad time together. I don't have to be somebody else with her like I've had to with other girls. Also yes, her bf and I do not get along anymore. We're in a similar friend circle and he tries so damn hard to keep her away from me and huddles her up against him and is always trying to kiss her when I'm around, but she always winds up hanging out with me in the end. I've even started getting touchy with her in front of him and he doesn't do shit

>>745291980
That's shit. Your an unpleasant person.

>>745291083
post nudes?

When I wash my hair, I do a full wash and rinse.


But I don't repeat it..

>>745291318
now we're two. It is kinda awkward because I have this cousin, she's 6 and goes to gimnastics, She adores me because i'm goofy, because i'm always playing with her and being a clown (i'm 22).
But her being on gimnastics she's always jumping around and she's very.... touchy?
She loves when I throw her onto bed like I swing her from her legs or her ams and she bounces, we do this over and over and over and she will NEVER get tired of that.
Sometimes she wants to mess with me and kicks me or pokes my belly so hard it actually hurts and she seems delighted when I whine in pain. However, whenever she gets a chance she rides me and she's so touchy, like she's so used to contact! it's even scary!
She sometimes rubs her butt on my leg because she saw something like that on tv (yokai watch I think?) or sits on my lap and rubs against me and I can't help but think "If I were a guy I would be so fucking hard right now"

>>745291679
Hurry before 404.

>>745291863 is me.

>>745289137
True. I suppose I am little girl levels of weak and submissive around guys in uniform.

I take it you use your uniform to your advantage?

>>745291944

Oh well, it was worth a try.

>>745292041
Oh I know I am. Sometimes I feel guilty because he's can be a good guy and he hasn't been a bad person to me at all, but I can't help myself with this girl. Something in my head just tells me I have to be with her, no matter what. And that's what I'm doing

>>745291863
don't worry, i totally understand. i'd say i've known since i was about... 15? i don't even know what lead me to discovering this, probably learning about shota and jacking off to that for a while as a teen. not sure though. i definitely don't blame my attraction on the shit though.
i'm into women my age but my pedo attraction is for little boys, which i still can't wrap my head around entirely. i've definitely had thoughts about kids i've looked after and known in my life, and i know there's been plenty of opportunities for me to take advantage without anyone knowing (quite a few kids 'ive looked after have developed crushes on me, making things a whole lot easier), but... i'll never be able to go that far. honestly i'm trying to ignore that art of me, but they're just so sweet, innocent and soft in my eyes that it's hard to look away, i suppose.

idk. hope that clears some stuff up for you. i get that people are curious about this kind of thing so i'm cool if you still have questions.

I have intense feelings of anger that has almost ruined my life and I should definitely be in therapy. It's become manageable these after eating better, drinking less, becoming a gym bro again and living with a roommate instead of alone again. This being said, every day is a struggle not to have periods where I think of certain people and events in my past and experience intense feelings of anger that it takes about half an hour to an hour to get back to normal. Definitely going to die young from something heart/blood pressure related.

>>745292313

Oh my this is nice. If you were into little girls AND older guys I'd so want to meet you. >:3

>>745285991

Her sister looms like a fucking train wreck in comparison, wtf anon.

I have stolen $30,000 from my place of employment. Quitting in 1 week. They never found out.

>>745292313
OP here, and damn you and me are in the same boat. i've been in similar situations and it's so hard to manage, but as long as you're able to restrain yourself i think you're gonna be fine.

>>745291944
Where u live?

>>745292482

Yeah I'm always gonna have questions.

Have you ever teased a boy before? What's the closest thing that you've done, that could be considered 'bad'?

Would you ever want to take a boy and let him explore you?

Be me..kid wiho wanted a good relationship with dad but didn't have it. My dad went to jail for diddling sister when we were kids. Never believed it and thought sister was coerced into saying it by crazy stepmom, and at the time he was a drug user. Fast forward 30 years and end up with awesome relationship with dad just like I always wanted. Dad and I get drunk and he end up admitting he actually HAD did it. WTF!!!!! Now feel like a piece of shit for not believing sister. Have had a distant relationship with her all these years because she felt like I sided with him over her. Goddamn....now I don't think there's any way out of this fucked up situation.

>>745287570
>casual sex is a terrible idea

>>745292672
she once sat on my face. Literally sat on my face because she found that really funny. She was trying to fart, but her muscles were so tense I started thinking on how it would look terrible if I were a guy and wondered if I should do anything but freaked out and threw her away. Worst situation she has put me into, i'm serious

>>745292783
who gives a shit?

>>745292799
lingering touches and intentionally dressing like a slut are the extent of it. took some creepshots, teased boys who've had crushes on me. just stuff like that. and for your last question... if it weren't illegal i'd do it in a fucking heartbeat.

>>745287121
wtf are those numbers

>>745286749
I voted for Gary Johnson, because I feel his IQ was the only one legitimately above 110.

Voting for Hillary or any republican just makes me sick thinking about it.

>>745292990
If u want dick, we could meet up

>>745291145
Is it possible for me to get into her snapchat using her facebook login info? Would she be able to tell that?

>>745292834
not casual man, it was more of a Stop-this-sexual-tension thing. PROBLEM IS he has a girlfriend! and she already hated my guts so bad because I'm his "sis" and he's my "lil' bro".

But I may not even have a lil' bro at this point and i'M FREAKING OUT

>>745293065
Probably get into it, doubt there'd be notification.

>>745292893
holy shit dude... honestly, since we're chicks it's a lot easier to rationalize and explain away pedo behavior but like.. what are you supposed to do in that situation? that's wild.

>>745293014
you must have iq of 25

>>745292990
What do you wear to get the attention of young boys? Where are the lingering touches? I'm curious what your body looks like, but I understand if that's too much. If it weren't illegal, describe your fantasy for me.

>>745293137
Would I be able to see pics that she's taken and saved if I'm able to get into her snapchat? Can I do this on a pc?

>>745293194
No, it's in the range of 138-152.

>>745293372
lol ok. go to bed kiddo.

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>>745291939
Yeah its pretty much perfect

>>745293351
Not on a PC. But if you can download her Snapchat app to your phone, I think it carries all her data with it. You may also try downloading Facebook messenger as a separate app; statistically, it's less secure and would have more good stuff on it.

>>745293423
I can't, I need to adjust my sleep pattern for my trip sonnie.

>>745286762
you're in love with a basement dweller.

can't wait to see you on next season's catfish

>>745293580
4th grade field-trip?

>>745286762
cuck

>>745293671
No, I don't teach 4th grade. And I wouldn't be taking a class with me.

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today

>>745293860
How did that happen?

>>745293834
mommy taking you to chuck e cheese?

>>745293034
lol it's cool. outside of young boys i'm into vagina.

>>745293294
nah you're cool. mostly just long shirts with panties underneath them, or shit that shows cleavage. sometimes i'll doll myself up and wear a choker since that's what the 10-12 year olds seem to get their dicks in a twist over. lingering touches have been things like.. a gentle touch on the thigh, hands on the shoulders, hugging for a little bit longer than necessary. not too explicit.
and about my body.. i'm 5'7 and 130 lbs with long ass legs, so i don't know how good that looks but hey it is what it is. guess my tits are big too, but still pretty average. flat stomach and small waist. does that help at all? don't wanna come off as an attention whore more than i already am but that shit is inevitable lmao.

>>745286986
Your brother posted about raping you last week in a secrets thread.

You should talk to him again.

Are you both still in the foster care system?

>>745293930
Did you mean to post that to me?

>>745294057
yes. lol youre not as smart as you think, clearly. stay in school.

>>745293931
Sorta helps. I still wanna see out of curiosity though.

Have you ever thought about volunteering as a swim coach? That will give you the best way to see them, let them grope you, etc.. no one can see you wet, hard nipples are common, and no one would ever know how much you enjoy them clinging to you.

>>745285991
Which one is your gf?

>>745286080
Faggot

>>745294211
gonna be safe instead of sorry and say no to showing anything, not here to send the FBI to my house, just talk and vent a bit.

that might be pretty good. but how open are they to letting a woman coach a boys team? it seems a little risky but a pretty good idea, i like the way you think.

>>745294465
Stop responding to this guy. He's clearly beating it to this conversation because he has a fucking the babysitter/teacher/sister's friend fantasy going on. Just ignore

>>745287559
Women always know 100% when you look down their blouses. It is like a 6th sense. Either she likes you or she just gets off knowing you probably jack off to her.

>>745294465
Not the one you're talking with, but I was on a boys swim team in early middle school and I had an attractive female coach that would be alright with us grabbing onto her during lesson. They could be pretty open, but that was then idk about now

>>745294657
bullshit, girls dont like attention

>>745294652
duh. still nice to answer some questions regardless if he has his dick out, but i appreciate the advice. i just don't get to talk about this so i'll take whatever i can get.

>>745294186
Perhaps I am not. Or perhaps you are not?
Have you considered that when you hear people of lower IQ mumbling phrases and slang that makes sense to them, doesn't necessarily make them any more intelligent. Language is actually very base. Intelligence when it comes to complex logic thought, decision making, and the speed you process thoughts are all examples of higher intelligence that are much more easily measured.

The reason I asked if that post was meant for me, was because it doesn't make that much sense. When I was younger a "Chuck E Cheese" was a pizza and kids casino. Those are actually common in America. Where I'm going has the opposite night / day time schedule.

Thus, your response made no sense from a convention standpoint.

And I suppose, it's common for you millennials to need to take your parents with you, but why on Earth would you take your parent with you when you travel for a job? You should try to be more independent.

I hope I explained that to you on your level, and I didn't accidently "trigger" you.

one time i slathered my dick with vaseline and tried to fuck a trumpet

>>745294465
Considering you haven't done anything illegal, I'd say you're in the clear and not gonna get v&.

As far as you chances of landing the job, I'd say high. Simply because you aren't describing yourself as a dyke, so parents won't judge you. You have experience with kids, so that helps. And teaching kids to swim is easy, anyone can do it. I've taught my kids and the neighbors kids, plus several adults. It's all about developing trust. Besides, they don't separate boys and girls during swimming lessons (at least they don't in my part of the us) so you're safe under the cover of the grouping.

>>745294794
>Autistic works of fiction

I've spoken at length with male pedophiles on /b/ for years, I've never had an opportunity to talk to a woman. If imagining me masturbating makes it easier, so be it.. I'm sitting outside a patio listening to crickets and smoking, however.

>>745294816
how cute! did your mommy help you come up with that?

>>745294816
This gave me cancer

>>745294733
that's definitely good news, but considering how protective everyone is these days i don't know how lucky my chances are. you know how it is.

>>745293486
would you be willing to share any videos?

>>745287121
Fuzzy math

>>745294980
he used the word convention, i think hes actually smart

>>745295061
i think he meant conventional though

I convinced my ex gf to let the family dog lick her vag and record it for me

>>745295125
his IQ is probably like 130 then, not 140. still not bad

>>745295227
he should run for president!