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I put a spy cam in my mother in laws room and jerk to her pics.

>>745247762
why

>>745247762
moar

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Selfsucker here. Not something i could tell everyone irl

>>745247762
Noice

I bought an endoscope but so far 0 wins
Im too much of a pussy to set it up, but i want to overcome it since my cousin is coming in a week and she's hot af

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>>745247835
cause shes hot
>>745247969
>>745248113

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>>745248222

I own a quite successful cake bakery in California. Everyone says my cakes are moist and amazing. I been featured in magazines and even on Food Network.... but I have no clue how to bake a cake from scratch. I buy various flavor cake mixes in bulk from Costco and pour the mix powder in labeled bins. I have no problem following directions or decorating. ;-)

>>745248222
gracias

Im a 8.5/10 looking guy who haven't had sex in 8 years due to i having a tiny dick (3.7 inches).
I eat pussy and finger chicks, but when things go too far i find an excuse to leave.
Last time i tried to have sex the girl just laughed at me, got up and left me, she also told all of my/our friends about it

>>745248222
You got a thing for old people then?

I'm not gay but I've jerked to the few "Darering" videos where the guys suck dick. I'd probably word do it if I were there just to make it fare for the girls( who are straight ) who fucked other girls.

>>745248340
I also have 3,7 inches of dick, but I have a gf since 1 year ago. It didn't even started as a serious relationship. Maybe luck it is....

>>745246999

for a "Str8" guy, I've sucked a lot of cock

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>>745248691
Pic related

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>>745248414
oh yes I love old pussy!

What secrets do I have? ... I dunno, nothing is pressing my chest. I don't love my ex gf, but sometimes I feel an urge to suck dick, but this is a rather common thing as I see.

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I quite like rom-com animes, but generally don't like anime as a whole. For some reason it seems to be the best form of escapism for me. There are quite a few that are hidden gems - well written with involving character s.

Treat that shit like porn though.

I have a new female roommate, she is also a old fuck friend of mine from 10 years ago.
The rent I was going to charge her was $550 a month, she talked me down to $450 and does me favors.
every morning if her boyfriend isn't sleeping over and if my girl friend isn't over she comes in my room at 5:30 and sucks my morning wood and then rides me until I cum in her.
I love being woken up with BJ.

>>745249084
What if she finds the spy cam?

I want to fuck my sister in law. She tease me constantly when ever my wife and I visit

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>>745249321
I made it look like part of the cable box stuff, she dosnt know how any of it works and makes me set it up and fix it so no issues there. I set it up with a raspberry pi and and a webcam and put it in a little black box with the tv boxes

>>745249565
nice

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>>745249254
why not just go out with her? then you can get that succ whenever

>>745246999
I'm a trap, I call my gf vati, and I'm partially into pic related

>>745248309/
reasons for business success ?

>>745248309
Let's see some of those cakes boy

>>745246999

I fucked my cousin by marriage. She was 32 and I was 15. She was insatiable. She loved my 15 year old dick that got hard at the drop of a hat even after cumming in her multiple times.

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>>745249825

most days i want to die because i won't ever get to have a romantic relationship with a cute little girl

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>>745250178
no

>>745246999
I had invented the latest weapon the US has invented before them but had no buyers.

>>745250178
yeah... thats me too

>>745250178
yeah, thats me too

>>745250267
lose some weight

>>745250178
Yeah, that's me, since I'm Omega shit-tier guy

>>745249196
Recs?

>>745250275
Does it surpass metal gear?

>>745248092
moar?

>>745250463
i'm not fat, and the few little girls i've interacted with seemed to like me a lot. i don't think the problem is with me, except that i dont have the balls to move to [3rd world country] and adopt-a-qt

>>745250572
not in the right shape today, sorry bro.

>>745250988
awesome long dick
perpetuum mobile

Due to my IBS that I've had since before I can remember, I would have diarrhea every school morning. One school morning when I was about 11 or 12, I was desperately clenching to hold it in, and while our teacher/principal/pastor was teaching us and looking at me, I believe the clenching caused me to have my first orgasm.
My second orgasm, which I brought about from masturbation, happened when I was 13. It felt the same as the feeling I had back on that fateful day.

Another secret: When I don't drink enough water, it's hard to finish peeing. It feels like I intensely need to pee but only a few drops come out every 10 minutes or so until it's all gone, and sometimes I just don't feel like waiting on the toilet that whole time. I press empty bottles or paper towels against my urethra, wear a pad or pantyliner, or, my newest method, squat over the cat's litter box, and let out those last burning drops.

>>745251046
ty pal, i will post some more in the future

>>745250513
Toradora is definitely my #1. Got them feels going hard - gotta watch past the credits after the final episode.

The Pet Girl of Sakurasou - the name threw me off initially, but pretty damn good overall. Tends to revolve around real world problems rather than relationships, which is refreshing given the genre.

Oregairu - just finished this one and enjoyed it. You won't enjoy this if you hate people speaking cryptically.

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I like big tits shhhhhhh

>>745248092
do you ever eat it?

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>>745252300
Fucking monster.

>>745252456

It is something which I can only tell /b/ for the shame of it would haunt me forever

>>745252426
what do you mean? yes i eat my cum sometimes, when i'm particularly horny. Also can almost deepthroat myself in the right days.

>>745252608
>deepthroats himself
god, you are independent!
do you regret eating your cum?
i love eating it, but only when i'm very horny and when I edge, so I get just a bit of cum out, not cumming entirely.

My GF tickles the inner portion of my anus for 30minutes to an hour every night while i fall asleep

i dont feel the need to have sex. like i like watching it, but having sex? nono. (the secret part) had a boyfriend, did a lot of stuff, but when it came to actual sex i kinda told him to stop, mostly because of his size. so now im single. how do i overcome fear of dick?

>>745246999
I don't actually share pictures I shouldn't

>>745254012
Are you M or F? The answer is really just buy a dildo and practice. If female it could be a condition called vaginismus (in which case see a doc).

>>745253768
no regrets, i sometimes facial myself if i'm not in the mood of swallowing. the funny part is that i don't feel the need of sucking anyone else

>>745254581
Apparently semen is good for the skin. So, hey, keep at er'.

>>745254581
I have a few fuck buddies that occasionally let me suck them. my regular fuck buddy has probably given me a pint of his cum to eat, taking all the times i sucked him off.
i wouldn't enjoy eating my own if it didn't remind me of fresh, warm cum from a dude.

>>745254677
you should try, hot AF

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>>745254847
Pass.

>>745254888
legit

>>745254943
tigel

As a teen I jerked off in my back yard once, my neighbour saw me and called the police. RIP dignity. At least I wasn't put on a list.

>>745255179
not sure if kek

>>745255401
but this surely is

>>745246999
when my girlfriend is really drunk and falls asleep i fuck her ass and film it

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>>745255513
Crap ur right

>>745253834

you can fall asleep while your anus is being tickled? hardcore, anon.

I write cheesy romance stories and shipping fanfiction.

I have a 3 inch dick and I'm circumcised

When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. He would also beat me if I ever denied him. This went on until I was 16 and moved to another state

I've spent 75 dollars on girlfriend audios.

When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumor I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.

Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my university classes.

I like the band Echosmith

Batman v Superman is my favorite movie

The Last of Us. Half Life 2, and Ocarina of Time are my top 3

>>745256181
eeeewww batman v superman???

>>745256181
I can't tell if this is a pasta or if you're just one anon posting this in every thread.

>>745256370
Agreed. Anon is a fucking degenerate for liking such an abomination.

>>745254012
Find a guy with a smaller dick. There are tons of them out there.

>>745256492

it's a patrick bateman rant

>>745256723
no u

>>745257048

don't meem me bro

I used to fuck my little sister
Got her pregnant at 15
She had a girl
Started molesting the girl at 6
Fucked her at 10
Best times of my life!

They say that im crazy because I used to talk to a stove. I'd tell it to lock. Shit.. I tell it a lot.

>>745248309
Lmao this is from one of the most upvoted askreddit threads
fuck off fag

>>745257788
how do you know? fag.

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today

>>745258827
Did You ask her to wash your cock good and clean?

>>745258827
how hard were u?

>>745258827
greentext it faggot

>>745249349
what does she do to tease u? who's hotter her or wife?

For ages I've been taking used diapers from family restrooms and masturbating with them.

years ago i fapped to some teen kasia pics 14 times in a day

>>745246999
I licked my sister and her best firend's pussy

>gf is petit girl
>bfore dating just friends, tells me shes fantasizes about gangbangs and double penetration
>no i'm not a small dick man
>two years later gets drunk and tells me about her fantasies again over and over again how much she wants it
>get pissed she still thinks about this
>we start adding in gags blindfolds and earplugs ropes etc into our sexlife more and more
>pissed but cant get it out of my head now of her fantasies
>recruited guys on cl
>regular sex session shes blindfolded tied up and earplugs on, fuck her
>guys i recruited come in, fuck her right away
>she knows it isnt me right away and tries to stop it
>lube up her asshole and fuck her
>other guy sticks it in her mouth
>she cant move and we wont stop
>they leave and she never saw their faces
>helped her fulfill her fantasy forcefully in a shitty way because pissed
>she laid on the floor for hours crying from conflicted from guilt of having other men fuck her and that she feels like a whore and that she cheated and also getting multiple orgasms from it
>she's probably ruined for life now
>i don't care i see her as a whore after her drunk confession
>sorry and not sorry

I frequently masturbate in my office restroom

>>745260687
green text, what were their pussys like?

I only shit in showers. Don't invite me over to your place.

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>>745246999

>>745260922
Very tight. One was bald (friend), sister had a little bit of fluff. Remember the taste like yesterday They were 10 and 11. I was 13

>>745256181
Stale pasta.

>>745261186
howd that come about? did either get really wet or cum?

I have a world in my head, I live fantasy life there.

Don't really know how to descripte it, Like a fucking anime inside your head, when you can do everything with everyone, 6 years passed arleady, and my story is fucking long.
>am I mental?

>>745259049
no, we just washed ourselves

>>745259170
on a scale of 1-10, 6. I'll admit she is very cute and all but I have no desire to do anything sexual with her. Plus Ive seen her naked a lot so it was nothing new.

>>745261711
does she have an innie or outie? pubes?

>>745261823
innie, little bit of peach fuzz but not very much

>>745256181
A true autist.

>>745261382
Nobody came that first time. My sister dd on other occasions.
It's complicated. I had been "playing" with my sister on and off for a couple of years but mainly just touching as I really had no idea what to do. This was before internet so had no access to porn. Would happen about once a month when parents were out. A few months before this night she told me that she had also been doing similar stuff on a couple of occasions when she had slept over a her friend's house...Continue?

>>745262175
Moar

>>745260823
You're a sociopath who deserves bad things to happen to you in the future

>>745262175
>Continue?
only if pictures are involved, unverifiable low quality ones are acceptable.

>>745262175
yes

>>745262026
ever help her clean it? does she notice u get hard?

lurker bump

>>745260823
she came? how many times?

>>745262175
It turns out that her friend's two older brothers who were 2 or 3 years older than me had been grooming them for a few years as well. They lived with their mother in a huge house where my sister would sleep over quite often. They had taken it to the next level. Their "games" started with spin the bottle and truth or dare and had progressed way beyond me. They had been licking pussies and doing loads of other stuff for a while by the time I found out. I was fucking gutted. Really depressed for weeks and saw it as a huge betrayal.

My first orgasm was when I fucked a Nutone whole house vacuum. I would short the wires to make it turn on without the hose plugged in and fuck the vacuum port in the wall. It would make my dick vibrate like a reed felt great.

>>745262483
when she was younger, but has been a couple years since last time. she notices but it's not a big deal at all, she has brothers and such so she has seen dicks before

>>745262335
I guess I am, so it's just a waiting game now.

>>745262944
4 times at my last count. Couldn't contain herself from each one, then turned into a mess when the gangbang stopped.

>>745262349
There were quite a few videos with my sister on our parents old TDK video camera but I unfortunately destroyed these in a fit of 'post orgasmic disgust' a few years back.

>>745246999
I'll rape you when you sleep

>>745263433
dick to small for me to feel it and wake me?

>>745263190
more, what happened when u ate them?

>>745263190
Keep going!

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>>745246999
I'm teaching myself Python.

>>745246999
im sad

>>745249349
Same here, I've been trying to bag 'er for almost a year. She's super religious too and I found her huge veiny purple dildo in her lingerie drawer..

I've sucked my best friend's dick, he sucked mine too, we're totally str8

>>745263767
how big was it? what did u do with it? who's hotter?

I also used to masturbate with my dads orbital sander. Just used a piece of sheepskin or a towel folded up instead of sandpaper.

>>745263830
greentext

>>745263190
>>745263587
I eventually got the balls asked her to invite the friend (Julia) over to our house for a sleepover.She didn't want to talk to her friend about it before the time so I wasn't sure what to expect. Her friend also dint know about us. The first time was a fuck up as my parents wouldn't leave. The second time the folks went out left us alone. I had asked my sister that she bring Julia into my room to ask if they could watch videos. I put on a random Vid but stopped it after a while and asked if they wanted to play truth or dare rather. I was petrified that she would say no. My sister agreed immediately and she followed. Diamonds.jpg

>>745246999
No nigger thread, they smell funny.

>>745264590
noted

>>745261671
Wat?

>>745264451
I didn't waste time. They were already in just their night dresses and panties so didn't have much to undress. I made them do hand stands to expose their panties and had Julia kiss me, which was pretty innocent. I couldn't hold it any longer. I got out al the pocket money I had and told them that we would play a game. They would lie blindfolded on the bed with their dresses over their heads and I would slowly 'tickle" them until they couldn't last and wanted to. The one that lasted longest would get all the cash.

>>745265377
continue

>>745258827

hey dude, i'm here. Please send pics tonight :D

i fantasize about getting fucked by my father

>>745246999

i'm very bored.

>>745266108
lol how about 10 persistence points instead? =)

>>745266316

lol i'm monitoring pretty much every "post your secret" thread since july. I just want to see her (body)! Also: is her pussy really fuzzy? Isn't she too young to have hairs?

>>745265377
She agreed to the game. My sister had been well coached and wouldn't chicken out. She also knew that I felt betrayed so she wanted to make it up to me.They lay next to each other on my bed, blindfolded by my school ties. Both their night dresses over their heads. They had already been topless a few times that night so it wasn't new and Julia's breasts were essentially nothing. I set a timer and said that in order to win they had to last 5 minutes. I started with Julia, slowly kissing her on her naked stomach and up to her tiny breast, before making my way doen over her panties. Smelling her close up. Nudging her camel toe with my nose. She flinched and giggled a but didn't resist. I slowly pulled done her panties to expose her beautiful bald pussy. At no time did she stop or make a sound. Once the panties were below her knees I spread her legs and really went to work. I had practiced on my sister a few times after she had told me what they did but never like this. I stuck my tongue in as deep as I could. It ws glorious. Wish I could have a do-over. I eventually went over to myself sister and she just stayed there until I came back. Lasted probably twenty minutes until we thought we heard my folks come back and scrambled out of there. Anyway that was that. Difficult to type and think on the fly while jerking it. Questions welcome

>>745258827
family member?

>>745261671
Dude that sounds fucking awesome

>>745246999

At a family dinner tonight with the in-laws.

Former model (aged) sister-in-law got drunk and told me she planning on divorcing her husband and seducing me to marry her after my terminally ill wife, her sister, dies... and said this at the dinner table.

Family's arguing right now. I'm hiding while they have it out.

Wife and i have a pornhub page

>>745266496
>i'm monitoring pretty much every "post your secret" thread since july
yes, i know...and no, she is not too young, 9-10 is normal age for that sort of thing to start.

>>745255641
Post one of them

>>745267038
yeah

>>745267531
So nothing dodgy or did you have some thoughts? I am the one that entertained his sister and friend. She was about 9 when we first started playing

>>745266964
You ever fuck sis?

>>745246999
I would share, but no one on this board is compartmentalized

>>745267246
What a fucking whore! Tell us more about the situation.

>>745257244
Kys

>>745267708
I tried hard bu couldn't get it in. Didn't know about KY otherwise we would have. She was up for it I think. That was the second last time something happened between us. A few weeks later I tried to take it further and make her give me a blow job. I had gotten my hands on some porn videos and had gotten a bit out of control. She wasn't up for it. Licked the tip and just said no...That was the end of it. She avoided me after that and never had opportunity any more. Suspect parents also caught on.

>>745267661
nah, no serious thoughts. But it's impolite to not at least look..

>>745261671
Sounds fun tbh who cares if you might be crazy

>>745268072
It is a bit old though. Stopped showering with my kids at age 4. Was anybody aware?

>>745267487

;_; i need fuzzy peach pics

>>745267661

how did you start? I've a soon-to-be-9 little student whom I'd like to teach a couple of things

>>745268231

I showered with my cousin till she reached 13 and I'm 9 years older. Are you american?

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>>745248309
nice original content bud

>>745268231
every family is different when it comes to nudity vs privacy type stuff. her parents know we sometimes do it and are fine with it.

>>745268471
That sounds out. I live in USA now but grew up in South Africa. Is this normal in US? Sounds odd

>>745268692
odd*

I sexually assault a girl in another country while she was with me in a hotel room. The only problem was she felt so pity on me she didnt even report it. Another time, I used to wear my mom's clothes until she caught me

>>745268621
by "do it" i mean shower together, not actually do it/have sex. just clarification

>>745268692

it's normal in eu I think

My 3 year old stepdaughter caught me jerking off to porn, now always wants to help me..... might let her

>>745268408
Dont do it bro. Remember we were kids. It wasn't right but what you wanna do is completely fucked.

We bathed together and I got curious. The first time something happened I asked her if she had noticed that her pussy looks different from our mom's. She stood up and spread pussy so that I should look at it. From there I just kinda pushed boundaries. Thinking off games we could play...literally playing doctor doctor

>>745268819
0/10

>>745248092
Does it feel better to blow yourself or be blown by another person

I tried broadcasting on chaturbate last night. Some people gave me a bunch of compliments which made me feel super autistic and awkward. Then one of you faggots pretending to be a girl wanted to see my feet.

The other day I also fucked a pregnant junkie while her husband watched. Ended up just pushing rope and leaving though.

>>745248309
>>745268546
The stupid thing is nearly all bakeries and cake shops use cake mix. It's not a shocking revelation at all.

>>745269237
no way.

>>745268954

I won't lay a finger on her, but lately she's saying weird stuff. If she'll initiate it, I wouldn't refuse.


also

When it started, she was 9 and you 11?
Do you have any other cool story?

bermpz

>>745267794
Sister-in-law is 5 years my junior. She works exclusively as a pet grommer at Petco. Doesn't get along with her husband.

Yes, my wife is slowly passing. Working toward expanding her life as much as we can. Not losing her without a fight!

When the inevitable happens, I won't pursue another relationship: no dating, no remarriage, no casual sex - completely celibate. Will focus on getting my kids through medical and engineering schools, and do my work. Probably travel more.

>>745269693
Cant think of anything of top of head. Will answer any questions in as much detail I can. Yes aged 9 and 11, maybe a bite younger. I didn't have any pubes yet. She actually saw the first one come out. We played almost every bath time we could get. Looking back I don't know how my parents allowed this and I suspect that we just bathed together when they were gone but for the life of me can't really remember. My grandfather visited us once for a couple of weeks. I don't know how he found out but he knew something was up. Sat me down and asked me not to go into bathroom with my sister. Started again the moment he left.

>>745269693
Can also kik me at anonallday1 in case 404

>>745270143
grand dad wanted his bathroom time with her instead

>>745270579

top kek

When I was a teen I had to go to wakes/funerals a lot. I used to steal money from purses that women left unattended. Never got caught.

>>745270377

i'm also interested in the "grooming" part from the brothers of the other girl... what did they do?

i hate all of my friends, they're all disgusting persons, but cant get new friends dont feel like it, i just keep them to feel like i like others, thats it.

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>>745263830
>sucked dick
>totaly straight

>>745271024
Dunno details of how they got there but sounds like they mainly play spin the bottle and truth or dare. They were a bit older and way more world wise. They were very charming and attractive fuckers who could talk their way into everything.
From what my sister told me they would spend a lot of time licking pussy and jerking off until they came while the girls watched which is something she seem to enjoy because she asked me if I would do the same. They also rubbed their cocks against pussies which is something I did a lot. Sounds like the one had a smaller cock the says was in her a bit. That fucking hurt man.

>>745271951
I mean that it sounds if he got part of his cock in her. That hurt the most because I could never do it and kinda sounds that she was very wet as there was no lube used

>>745248266
Thats real upsetting dude,

Just kill her and fap to her and kill yourself

>>745272084

Dammit dude I feel you... I'm so sorry :(
But at least you've got a large amount of underage pussy! I never licked my sister's pussy (ok, once when she was asleep)

>>745246999
i stalk people on fb and ig for hours a day

>>745272319
storytime. How old was she?

>>745246999
Posted this a few times in other threads today but I had sex with a trans woman through Grindr last week. I've met up with other trans girls through Grindr 4 times now and after meeting with them and getting some sort of sexual attention, I usually bounce and block them all and never contact them again.

It's getting old. Idk what my thought process is other than wanting to do it and then not wanting to do it anymore.

>>745272492

When I licked her pussy? About nine
She was (and is even today) a tomboy
I mean short hair/never wear clother/no sign of feminine attitude.
She slept without panties nor shorts, wearing only a tshirt
I slept in same room. Me being 3 years older, at 11 or 12 years I started to notice "the pussy"

cont, gimme 2 sec.

>>745272724

So one night she was sleeping giving me her back. I saw that glorious hairless 9yo snatch. Unluckily she's not a heavy sleeper (unlyke my little 8yo student), so I learnt to be very careful.
That night I got out of my bad and started caressing the pussy. Then I didn't resist and placed my face in that fucking heaven. Her legs were close, so my tongue didn't explore the deepness of her labia, but that was nonetheless exciting

cont

Earlier this summer I was home from college and on a family vacation. There was this other family staying near us with a 10yo daughter. After a couple of days, I noticed she kept walking by me all the time when I was on the beach and swimming in the ocean at the same time as me. When no one was around I talked to her and got her to admit she had a crush on me. Night before we left, I told her to meet me in the woods by the beach.
FF to: I got her to jerk me off until I came on her sun dress.

>>745272991

I licked her for a couple of minutes, then I looked her hole. At the time I know that it was supposed to be a hole, but her was totally closed. So I had the brilliant idea to put my finger on and push.
She immediately woke up and I rushed to my bed, I don't know if she saw me, but she did ho in my parents bedroom then I heard her go in to the bathroom washing her pussy.
I was terrorized because I tought she noticed me, but she just went back to sleep and nothing happened even the day after.

end of licking story

I licked 2nd underage pussy many years later, and 3rd one less than a year ago

>>745273073

pls tell me your age and how you convinced her

>>745273253
Keep going! other two times?

When I was 25 me and a friend met up with two friends at a bonfire. Said she was 16 which is legal where I live. After few hours of drinking I ended up in her my tent. While I am fingering her and she is jerking me off she says..Uhm..Anon I am actually 13. I was already in deep so just pushed on through

>>745273300
I'm 21. After she told me she liked me I started flirting with her. I held her hand a couple times when no one was looking and one time when we were swimming in the ocean I told her to duck under water when a wave came. When one came I grabbed her and quickly kissed her underwater. She followed me round like a puppy after that. When I told her we were leaving I knew she'd be sad and would meet me. Once I got her alone I just took it from there.

>>745273345

2nd one was less interesting
i was babysitting my little cousin (6yr -1st grader)
then i was 17 or 18
we were playing some stupid game, there was a teddybear who was eating honey. the game was: I'd ask her: "where is the honey?" then she'd point a place in the room where the honey was supposed to be, and the bear would go there and eat the honey. Pretty stupid but hey, she was laughing so much!
So this time she was laying on my bed; I asked "where is the honey", she pointed my pillow, I proceeded to bring the teddybear to the pillow and make weird munching noises; meanwhile she was almost pissing herself laughing. I asked again, she pointed the chair, i did the same. Third time i asked "where is the honey?" and she spread her legs and pointed her crotch. My mind blanked out, I removed her panties and licked that bare pussy three or four times; then she said "yuck" because of my saliva, I realized she wasn't enjoying, sent her to the toilet, washed her pussy, put on panties and start another game hoping she wouldn't tell anybody.
I was lucky.

>>745273799

nice! and she touched your dick without flinching?

>>745274247
I worked her up to it. Started kissing her which she liked. Eventually I took it out and put her hand on it but she didn't stop me so I started jerking myself with her hand while I kissed her.

>>745266239
M or F?

>>745274680

lips on lips or you did pull out tongue?
sorry I need details

>>745246999
datamine thread

>>745275721
I'd already kissed her once quickly in the ocean so I knew she was down. In the woods I kissed her cheek and told her I really wanted to kiss her properly. She said she wanted to kiss me. Started just kissing her lips but I slowly got her to open her mouth. I had to show her what to do but once her mouth was open my hands were all over her and she didn't break off the kiss to try and stop me.

>>745276144

are you attractive? I mean, body in shape etc

>>745276368
Pretty average. I'm in shape because I play club lacrosse.

i wear womens panties and i fap to futa and sometimes trans

>>745276507

ok thanx

I've posted my ex's nudes for years. Some nights way to drunk and will post her Facebook info, so people have contacted her many times. She will call me crying about it and I just think it's funny. And I still post them a few times a week so I'm sure everyone's seen her by now.

>>745276991
Lets see them

I currently have an arrangement with a sugar daddy to pay for college. He and I are the only ones who know about it.

>>745248092
I'm impressed!

>>745252300
Those are indeed some tig ole bitties!

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I am a pozz cuck.

>>745261671
>am I mental

No, you're freer than most.

I've fallen into a deep depression because for the past six years my brain has been plagued with horrible gory thoughts involving genital mutilation and rape of people I love. It sickens me and I have a constant fear of getting an erection over it. So every time a new thought comes to mind I have to prove to myself that I'm not attracted to it. Its driving me fucking crazy, I want to feel happy again but I can't.

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>>745277257
As long as it's consensual and you are learning marketable skills (so you don't depend on him and get fucked in a different way when he ends it) then I say, "Go you!" What's it like to suck off a sugar daddy?

>>745277673
Get help for intrusive thiughts. Prozac is used for this, I think.

>>745277822
It's strange at first (lot of weird emotions the first few times). After awhile it's not that bad. He's not attractive by any means, but I just lie back and think of other stuff and it goes by.

>>745276991
It takes a special kind of faggot to laugh at someone else's pain.

>>745277998
And it takes a real pussy to not.

I'm a commie. I write propaganda and make it. Involved heavily in this shit and hopefully plan to start an underground business for propaganda and disinformation.

>>745277890
Yeah no, I don't trust that shit. Everyone I know who has used that tells me that it just makes things worse.

>>745246999


Today i cammed with a lil 8 yo gitl.

Showed her what i had...asked if she wanted morr then whipped it out

She started masturbatinh, putvtge can close up to her bald lil pussy

We went to town jerkin st the same time

She saw me cum

It was fkn great

>>745278719
Not sure if this is real, but if it is, I'm just gonna let you know, if you endangered my life and I was in a self defense situation. I'd fucking bash your skull in. Rip off your cock and balls and shove it deep down your throat. Then I would then stab you in the stomach multiple times until you begin coughing up blood and eventually drown in it.

>>745261671
tell us a bit about your story

>>745277989
Well as a guy who went through a long dry spell and forgot what a blowjob feels like, God bless you!

I'm trying to find somebody that's into traps to buy me an anime girl costume in exchange for pictures, so I can cosplay this halloween "as a joke", but in reality I'm doing it because it'll turn me on and this is the only time of year it's socially acceptable to do.

My friends keep encouraging me because they think it'll be "hilarious". But I don't have $100+ to blow on a decent cosplay.

>>745279643
Yeah, I was a bit ashamed of myself at first, but he seems to really appreciate what I do for him, so that kind of feels nice. And, you know, the arrangement itself is nice. Thanks for not judging.

>>745278252
Well I have used it and it was an enormous help, You can get therapy to help, too. Therapy combined with medication is generally more effective. Or you can keep suffering. It is your choice.

>>745278251
Did you cry when Trump won?

>>745279817
You are very welcome.

>>745279459

I want you to know. ITS REAL.

And i wouldnt endanger anybodys life. But if younwere drowning. ...i eouldny lift a finger to save you.

I'm in love with a streamer. He knows I like him and added me to his friends list. I don't wanna fuck this up.

>>745248691
If you have to start a sentence with "I'm not gay" there's a 99% chance you're just fucking gay

>>745279832
I'll look into it, but I'm very skeptical. Some doctor gave me meds one time and apparently they were supposed to calm me down whenever I had a panic attack, but instead it just intensified them. At this point I'm convinced that the medical industry purposefully to profit off of peoples mental distress. I mean, think about it, you'll make a much bigger profit with more people in need of psychological help, so why cure them?

>>745267482
Post link nigger

My mother peed in my face once to "show me who's boss around the house."

>>745267482
Link?

>>745280157 Damn it, now I feel bad. I guess you're the pedophile, and I'm the monster. Damn I should have educated myself before I said anything, I'm such a bigot.

>>745246999
I don't like dick

>>745246999

> Survey the area while driving home from work every day.
> Never stop. Never stare. But always be learning her routine. Find out when the bus picks her up and drops her off.
> Find local phone boxes in the area.
> Start beige boxing them late at night/early in the morning when nobody is awake, to find out which line matches the number you found in the white pages that matches her address.
> Consistently beige box that number at that box to learn family's plans.
> Find out when she will be home by herself.
> Since it's rural area, neighbors too far away to see/notice anything.
> Knock on door with clipboard and pen and fake census worker id.
> Shoddy fabrication, but good enough to fool a 10yo.
> Ask to speak to her parents. She should know better than to tell you they aren't home, but she's ten. Stay outside, calm, patient.
> Say, "That's okay. Can you call them for me?"
> She goes inside. She comes back. Funny... The phone doesn't seem to be working.
> Well how 'bout that! Bridged terminals on the phone box down the road saw to that.
> "May I come in? I would like to ask you some questions."
> Friendly. Polite. Clearly if I had meant any harm I would have only had to force my way in as soon as I knew parents weren't home.
> Be welcomed inside.
> Ask mundane questions about size of family, parents' jobs, school.
> Dad's working on a fix for y2k? How cool!
> Ask about likes, etc. Oh, she has an n64? Has that superman game but doesn't really like it. Ah, too bad.
> Wants a dog, but parents say no? Sorry to hear that.
> "You know, I live just down the road and my dog just had puppies last week. My wife wants to give them away. I know your parents said you can't have one, but world you like to see mine before they are gone?"
> Her face lights up. Of course she would!
> Trust has been gained. This means I don't have to use the cliched chloroform, at least not yet. She gets in the car willingly.

i lost my virginity to the family dog, when i was 11. her pussy was tight and hot.

>>745246999
I was so bored once that I fucked a dog

>>745281145

Cont.

> It isn't until the car pulls into the "driveway" that she seems confused, suspicious.
> It's actually just a fire trail in the backwoods. She was so busy bobbing her head in tune to N'Sync on Q94 that she didn't get suspicious until it was too late.
> Now comes the chloroform. She doesn't even know what's happening. The alarm on her face gives way to unconsciousness.
> She is still breathing. Good. You know what comes next. Your brand new expensive digital camcorder will preserve this memory for years to come.
> Her soft pink nipples. Her hairless bug.
> Plow her virgin girlhood. Get it all on tape.
> When she starts to wake, another dab of chloroform. Finally when finished, just let her breathe it deep.
> Until she stops breathing.
> Her breath and heart still and silent, the thrill and adrenaline clouding all else, take a deep breath and calm down. Allow heart rate to slow.
> Drive to the abandoned house. Nobody is around. Prince George county is pretty isolated. The old well is uncovered. Just drop her in.
> No mess. No body to be found.
> A little blood from her girlhood on the blanket and plastic sheet. Those go with her.
> A few years later, they tear down that house. They build a storage shed there. The well gets a big blue plastic cap on it.
> 18 years later. Nobody knows.
> Except all of you now.

>>745280247
I'm in love with a cam slut. She says she's into me too. I know it's bullshit but it still makes me feel happy.

There was a girl I really liked who I was best friends with, she started going out with another guy and it's been like 9 months and she told me that they have talked about marriage. She asked if I approved of the guy. Like heck I do. I still like her and I think I'm gonna lose her forever. At the same time I don't feel good enough to break up a potential marriage, they're happy together. I really like her and we get along so well and I talk to her so easily and she's so comfortable and I like being with her but she doesn't know =( and I can't tell her. Unless they get engaged for 3 years and this turns into a Pam and Jim. I would like that.

>>745281163

Did you use any lube, or did she manage to get wet?

>>745281163
>>745281203

You two know each other?

>>745281270
i used something for lube. oil or something, maybe. that was a long time ago #oldfag

>>745281296
doubt it

>>745281259

You should not be friends with this girl anymore.

Random question, anyone know the site for requests of girls from cities? Not just US international stuff as well. it's like aaib or something.

>>745281578
Anon ib

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>6th grade me (m)
>go to friends house
>he has bad adhd and he's hyper as shit
>has to wear weird pad on his ass to make him "less crazy"
>he asks if i wanna see it
>i go upstairs in his room and we go under a blanket on the ground
>he takes off his pants, completely
>takes off underwear too
>i touch his ass
>he asks me to show my ass
>i take off my pants completely
> both touching eachothers asses under blanket
>i hear door open
>i freak the fuck out
>scramble to get pants on
>i peek my head from out of the blanket and my pants are still halfway off
>its his mom
>tells me my moms here
>friend shows head from blanket too and hes like completly naked
>tells me i have to go
>i get out of blanket while attempting to incognito put on my pants
>his mom see's me with pants still partially down
>looks at my friend
>asks what we were doing under there
>friend says "we were uhhh playing a game
>mfw his mom sees his pants were off too
>his mom leads me to front door and doesnt say a word to me
>ive never talked to the kid again
/b/ am i gay?

>>745282116
god damnit when i finsihed writing this the thread already died

>>745282116
Yes, yes you are.

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I'm a successful businessman who is going to lose it all, everything I have worked for will be ruined because of my actions and my depression

I will eventually turn from being a successful man to an /r9k/ poster on the verge of suicide

i molested 8 of my younger cousins when i was a teen

My adult daughter who lives with her mother and stepdad just confided to me that she was raped and gave me some of the details. Should I continue?

>>745279858
Couldn't do much about it, too much leftist infighting. I took it as an opportunity to focus more on accelerationism

>>745283105

Tell us more, anon.

>>745282486
>I'm a successful businessman who is going to lose it all, everything I have worked for will be ruined because of my actions and my depression
Lemme guess; you're a womanizing alcoholic?

my brother raped me when he was babysitting me. havent told anyone i know

>>745283279
She's 21 now but was 14 when it happened. Her stepbrother who was 26 did it. It started out as flirting until he got in with her and had the opportunity alone with her.

>>745283105
>My adult daughter who lives with her mother and stepdad just confided to me that she was raped and gave me some of the details. Should I continue?
Yes, you should continue loading up your magazines and take care of business.

>>745283416
greentext

>>745283479
I don't know what you mean.

>>745283565
He's saying you should go kill the rapist like a decent father would.

I groped my best friend when i was drunk and she passed out leaning on me. I thought i'd regret it but i enjoyed it so much. No remorse.

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>>745283565
>I don't know what you mean.

>>745283632
I'm planning on it actually. At the time it happened, she said she was in love with him and begged me not to hurt him. He impregnated her and she had his baby. Now some time has passed and I'm biding my time to take him out.

When she shared details of what happened exactly it really infuriated me. She never told me the real story until this past weekend.

>>745283883
Well then happy hunting.

>>745283691
Yeah actually they do.