Circumcised Master Race Thread

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>>745242866


Goddamn that looks good

>>745242866
hot, clean and healthy!

>>745242866
looks good to me

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Mine looks pretty good. Works even better

>>745242866
wtf is this shit?

for fuckee sakee, darn, that's horrifying. i'm going to kill myself now.

>>745243147
no, it looks dry and scarred

>>745243151
I think its botched circumcisions when they were babies

>>745243284
Never had a single issue with it in my entire life. Plus girls aren't afraid to put it in their mouth

>>745243430
why should they be afraid at all?

>>745242866
Ive been circumcised when I was a baby and damn your went wrong

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>>745243147

well good for the O'Doyle

>>745243469
Uncut dicks look deformed

>>745243469
Dumb guys not able to clean their dicks?

>>745243280
>>745243100
>>745243038

Girls prefer it this way, too

thanks mom an' dad!

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What's with this thread? Holy shit those cock made me appreciate mine which is uncircumcised.

Can't believe I actually thought of doing circumcision before.

>>745243147
>small
>dry/keratinized
does not look good

>>745243525

yeah dude like what the fuck was god thinking?!
4skin literally proof god doesn't exist

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Finely sculpted.

>>745242866

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT SPAMMER

Don't believe their lies

>>745243636

my mom said women prefer it better that way.

she would know, she is a girl herself

>>745243541

males are too dumb to clean themselves, so women had to step in with circumcision

>>745243802

Makes sense desu

>>745243802
>>745243654
>>745243525
so it's a mark of dumb people?

>>745243946
parents were retards, so they assumed their kid would be too. make sense to me ...
>lets cut the end of his dick off cause he'll be probably to dumb to clean himself.

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>>745243682

oh god the top, it looks like fucking dry elbow skin

>>745244209
More like
> I have to go through this giant fucking war so my idiot great grandchildren can argue about their dicks online
>I have to be circumcised when I'm old enough to remember the pain, but I don't be able to clean my dick for months, so get it over with
>HOLY FUCK, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS
>I'll make sure my kids get this at a young age so they don't have to go through this.

>>745244308

girls perfer it this way nigger

>>745244946

that is exactly why it is done. kellogg said so himself

>>745243802
Actually, women get their sons circumcised so the woman has an easier time cleaning her son. You're giving them too much credit.

>>745243430
this is what denial sounds like

>>745243946
figures you would say this

>>745244946
greentext

>>745242866
and people with dicks like that have the nerves calling uncircumsized people smeagmadicks
at least they're able to wash, fishstick!

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>>745245068

american hamplanets do.

girls from developed countries know better.

>>745245068
so?
do you everything women want you to do?
>>745245174
can you wipe a finger? then you can wipe a babydick. (hint: balanopreputial lamina)
WOW, crazy how nature do that.

At least we will someday evolve penises without redundant unsanitary skin on the end.

>>745242866
100% of your body parts master race...

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>>745245614
>redundant
>unsanitary

>>745243682
look. it's thick and gets thinner towards the tip, with the exception of a wide mushroom at the very top

it's not attractive. your mom may have said that girls like it more. Sorry

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>>745246217

Mom wouldn't lie to me.
Shut your fucking mouth.

>>745245614
don't you think that would have happened by now?

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>>745245068

>>745246630
I'm not sure you understand how evolution works. We aren't living and dying by the skin of our dicks.

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>>745246630

You're fucking retarded, humans won't lose it with evolution, god put it there to have it cut off, that's the special covenant men share with god

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>>745246813

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>tfw new dicked by parents from infancy for non-religious reasons, aka, they're retarded
I couldn't have done anything about it, I guess it could be worse, don't have any skin bridges, tight skin, head isn't that's dry or anything, etc. I'm still super sensitive and I've got enough slack that it's mostly covered when flaccid and capping without lube is easy, skin pretty much covers the head when I pull it up.
Plus side is also that it's not as dry compared to being completely uncovered

>>745246906
it sounds like you aren't circumsized. your dick sounds exactly like mine and i'm not. skin mostly(but not all the way) covers my dick when i'm soft. When hard i look almost like a circ guy.

>>745247033
He is. I'm a different anon and I'm pretty much the same. We just have loose cuts. I don't even need lube to jerk off.

>only boys get their dicks improved right after being born
SEXISTS!
EQUAL TREATMENT FOR EQUAL SEXES!

>>745243525
Perfectly formed non mutilated looks deformed

Hmm

>>745247033
The scar line and missing frenulum say otherwise, family
>>745247118
Yup

>>745247145
mutilated.
vagina detected.

Sorry uncirc'd guys. No chick wants to suck on your smegma.

>>745246780
believes in evolution

>>745246658
sure kid

>>745247284
Buttplug detected

>>745247283
what does scar line look like, and what does frenulum look like. not a penis expert. but i'm starting to wonder if my parents got me cut and didn't tell me. had girls say they didn't realize i wasn't cut actually

>>745246878

its true read the holy scriptures homer

>>745247372
>Thinks evolution requires belief

>>745245652
insecure much

>>745247413
rekt

>>745247419

frenulum reduces sexual pleasure, it is least nerve zone

>>745247350
joke's on you, I'm gay

>>745242866
You do that yourself though?

>>745247448
I don't really read fiction.

>>745247459
greentext and gay

Are murricans litterally the only ones circumcising their kids besides muslims and jews?

>>745247541

no you returd,
you only suppose to do it when he is baby

>>745247608
south koreans.

>>745247608

muh jews

>>745247608
Africans

>>745247629
you're not supposed to do it ever.

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>>745242866
>>745242911
>>745243520

What the fuck? I'm circumcised and look nothing fucking like this. Talk about botched job holy shit

>>745247608

Congolese

>>745247680
bait pics

>>745247411
Search for the papers you dumb monkey. Citations right there in the picture. Now gtfo and read

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my uncircumcised one

>>745247419
Frenulum is just a smooth spot where the glands meet on the bottom side of the penis, scar line looks just like a sudden line where it goes from the fleshy skin-tone to the red skin near the head
>>745247524
I'd imagine, luckily in still really sensitive down there in general
A good lick can literally knock me off my feet and make my legs buckle
An orgasm feels like it's all over, and if done right, that residual tingling afterglow feeling in the entire pelvic area can last for almost a day and walking/anything touching my dick afterwards makes my legs lose it.

>>745247801
you're the one desparatly trying to compansate for cheese dick.

>>745247761
>>745247680

yeah dude fuck these guys with fucked-up dicks. Just cause they didn't have their shit done right doesn't mean its not okay to do.

bunch of crybabies

>>745247632
>implying south korea isn't an american satellite state anyways

>>745247761

I have penis that looks like this. You really have the nerve to tell me I have no right to be upset?

>>745247900
thats exactly what these threads are.

smegmadicks unrecoverably btfo

>>745247939
sorry I upset you nancy

>>745247907
thinks this post will sound intelligent

>>745248145

Kill yourself.

I hope your son gets a botched circumcision and dies a virgin.

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>>745248237

im gonna make sure it gets botched just to spite you

>>745242866
ITT Jew, sandnigger and cereal dicks galore

>>745247812
wtf is up with your underwear

>>745248237
can you offer anything other than speculation?

>>745248322
Twice!
That will harden him up.

>>745243147
Nobody wants to see your pathetic dried out cock anon

>>745248411
crossdressing faggot

>>745248601
better than smegma

>>745248751
smegma is temporary, drydick is permanent

>>745248751
Do you have access to soap and running water like in a first world country? Can you be bothered to bathe more than once a week? Congratulations you too can prevent smegma buildup. Now go fuck yourself shell dick.

>implying a modern day uncut man will get dick cheese
Maybe if you neets actually showered daily, then the dryheads wouldn't assume that.

>>745248669
ass in doggy position now

>>745248905
sure kid.
as soon as you wash it starts all over again.
hardly temporary

>>745248933
sure kid

>>745248979
sure kid
the bacteria will always be present.

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>>745242866
>Circumcised
>still has dick cheese

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>>745248990

>>745249127
>>745249089
>>745249045
samefag

I've never had smegma a day in my life, all it takes is one (1) minute in the shower

>>745249089
Not an argument.

>>745249205
you apparently can't comprehend simple sentances.
must be the smell of your smegma making your eyes water.

>>745249045
How's life without teeth?

>>745249179
thats a good girl
i'd fuck the shit out of you btw

>>745249241
just admit you're a failure and we can all move on.

>>745249378
relevant how kid?
look just admit you are wrong so we can move on.

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>>745249411
>tfw your dick looks like it's been sanded down and dried

>>745243766
I bet your mom said the other kids were just jealous when they laughed at your appearance, Cunt.

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>>745249411

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>>745249411
just admit you got beat by some basement dwelling faggot on an imageboard in a stupid debate, and enjoy life with a jewcock.

>>745249474
so you know what it looks like?
hardly kid.

>>745249468
after every time you're brushing your teeth, plaque starts to build up again.
I assumed you had all your teeth removed so you don't get plaque anymore.

>>745249544
triggered

>>745249569
sure kid

>>745249161
holy kek, you killed me anon

>>745249601
still not relevant
still a stink dick failure.

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>>745249601

>>745247411
Has actually provided study proven evidence

>"Don't believe you. Women prefer it this way"

>>745249635
so edgy and hardcore
>coolguy.jpg

Uncircumcised is better than circumcised.

>>745249700
how about your hair? have you cut it off completely? I mean, you get dandruff all the time, certainly don't want that.
or what about your nose? nobody wants boogers. no nose, no boogers. win-win! it's useless anyway.

>>745249767
sure kid. what ever helps you cope with the smell.
remember women want it this way.

>>745249835
found the tard.

>>745249869
give it up stink dick. you already lost about five posts ago.

>>745245068
Fuck I almost choked on what I was eating. Top kek

>>745248411
He's a trap

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>tfw my mother had me circumcised at birth for non religious, health reasons
It coulda been worse, my skin isn't that tight there and the doc that did it wasn't a fucking quack like the ones that cut the dicks in the thread. The only things that bothers me is how my dick looks fucked up on side that faces down, and the size

>>745248411
Hes a woman

>>745250022
sure kid

I'll take " what is there aren't any uncut dildos for $1000 Alex."

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>>745250229
habla ingles?

>>745250229
https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/uncut-dildos

https://www.tantusinc.com/products/uncut-1

Absolutely, my new favorite. I was attracted to this toy, because uncircumcised is a personal preference.

cut fags BTFO

>>745250342
do all uncut dicks look like that hard? mine doesn't and i'm not cut, the skin is way further down when it's hard

posts a valid argument
response:
>sure kid
maybe share some counter-argument. being edgy doesnt make you right.

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Know what if you're stupid enough not to clean yourself maybe you deserve to have the best part of your dick chopped off

>>745250554
depends on the guy

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>>745250630
WHY

>>745250149
so you admit defeat.
don't you feel better now?

>>745250683
can't comprehend two simple words.

>>745250692
most retarded post ever

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>>745250554
Same with mine.

Pic related.

>>745250874
Not really. In anywhere but burgerland and shekeltown having your foreskin removed would be seen as a human rights violation

>>745242866
I love that I am cut. Every chick I have had a convo with about his subject has mentioned the bitter taste and bad smell of uncut dicks, and the fact that they never last as long.

Sorry uncut nasty minutemen.

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I need to trim this bad boiii

>women prefer it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFHZuCvvS4
9:25
;^)

>>745250994
>Small
>Cut
>Brown
You should just kys

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>>745250994

>>745251048
>Jewtube

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>>745242866
nice smegma
>circumcised to avoid dick cheese (all go to pants like unprotected period juices)
>still got smegma
why jews cannot into wash, are they nigger enough or it's to save shekels?

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ITT: dry-dicked edgy 15 year old tries to argue w/o arguments
>but my momma said girls like it more
actually many studies show that they dont (gives source)
>sure kid. my momma's always right she wont lie. uncut pleb hows your smegma
i wash my dick so i dont have it
>sure kid
argument
>sure kid
>sure kid
>sure kid

>>745251076
I like it, you sound bitter

>>745250978
so more speculation then instead of actul facts.
try posting like an adult. you would be amazed.

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>>745243147
>exfoliating glands
works like a charm

>>745251076
why because you no like his dick?

>>745250994
ugh

>>745251130
another ass to play the assumption game.

>>745242866

Holy fucking Buddha, what the hell happened to you
Youve been butchered

>>745251173
Sure kid

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>>745251130
Top kek

>>745251354
sure kid

>>745250630
Wtf happened ?

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I like my uncut

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>>745251130
Sure, kid. How's your smegma?

>>745242866
LMAO who saves these pics ya'll obsessed with cocks, prob bc they get more?

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>>745251888
check'd
America = Jew
confirmed

>>745252058
Do you know, mon ami, what is a secret de Polichinelle?

>>745243802
circumcision is good because those dumbdumb toxic males couldn't find a way to run some water over their dick every couple days. so bacteria and stuff would get in there and get trapped! oh lord, good thing circumcision is around

now it's time to push progress: everyone line up to get your eyelids cut off :)

>>745251888
>smegma
Circumcised fags constantly use that excuse to pretend they are better off than uncircumcised fags, but the truth is: it only matters if you're a filthy nigger and you don't wash your dick.

>>745251368
thanks for admiting you were wrong.

>>745251888
i honestly feel bad for cutfags, you really have no idea what you are missing.

>>745252327
fail post. stinky dick has no argument

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>>745251888
under control with the ready access to running water that everyone in the first world has

>>745252358
think about all the people caught up in the hurricane-disaster-areas.
no water, no soap, no nothing.
but alas, they're circ'ed.
No skin, no problem.
Good thinking.

>>745252358
thinks washing is enough.
doesn't understand bacteria is always present.

>>745252411
smegma for starters

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>>745252358
>>745252467
>>745252411
Sure, kids. Does mommy wash the smegmies away for you?

>>745247411
not this prick again

>>745252467
still memeing this.
sad

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>>745252477
>hurricane disaster, streets flooded
>oh god, where are we supposed to find water

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>>745252477
This guy gets it

>>745252568
you should think of leaving kid.
way out of his league.

>>745252327
>>745252460
I keked at that post because it pointed out how stupid it is to get a part of your dick chopped off for no reason

>>745252477
Getting into a scenario like that is incredibly rare, and sex/masturbation is the last thing that'll be on your mind in that case.

>>745252517
>bacteria is always present.
>always
what's your argument?

>>745252551
nice b8 m8. here's a (You).

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>>745251258
>assumption

p.s its harder than i thought to edit photos on a phone

>>745252583
https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/09/houston-hospitals-see-surge-in-skin-infections-in-harveys-wake/

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>>745252710
Thanks friendo

>>745252551
What could you possibly be smug about? The fact that you still have your mom clean you and think it's the norm? Retard

>>745252477
yeah - all the smegma non-stop goes to clothing thats why dick gives the illusion of being clean,

shame uncut fags cannot wipe their dick with some cloth if theres lack of water, theres some magical force preventing it from happen

>>745252719
meant to name it surekid.jpg but shit editing software

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>>745252779
The fact I don't need mommy to wash my dick because I'm cut master race and don't have to worry about smegma

>>745252676
so? who cares what you think.
you're irrlevant in my life.

>>745252719
so? blames phone for his failures.

>>745252857
Damn I bet you're so autistic you can actually remember the last time your mom cleaned you.

>>745252710
well if you can't figure it out theres no helping you.

>>745251888
witnessed
>>745251671
LQQK no smegma

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>>745252859
i'm not here to try and convince the guy with irreversible dick mutilation that he's worse off

i'm just here for the lurkers and lulz

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>>745251888
Nice trips. I'll tell you a story anon for your trips.

>be me
>be 7.
>didn't pull back foreskin for I don't know how long. Mum was clueless and father didn't tell me either.
>pull back foreskin
>dik cheese city baby!!!
>it was glorious, cleaning was as rewarding as those massive zits you pop during puberty.
>proceeded to clean dik regularly.

Never had smegma to this day. Only time my dick smells is when I Fuk a chick and don't wash till the next day. Oh the humanity!

I love my uncut dick.

>>745253025
yawn. seems you're to bore us.

>>745253043
you love uncut dick? ewww a homo

>>745252912
try to paste multiple pictures on an another high definition picture without zooming and make them as easy to read as possible without overlapping. Also you cant use text, just shitty stickers. And the background must be another picture for it to work.

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>>745252952
2 days ago. But she didn't even touch my peen because it's a naughty place.

And no smegma anyway, cut master race.

>>745253118
so? don't care kid

I love handing stink dicks their ass.
they cry so well.

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>>745253065
you're right. here let me improve a bit

*ahem*

sure kid

>>745253166
i overestimated you. you seem 5, not 15
>inb4 so? kid
>inb4 sure kid
>inb4 kid
>inb4 smegma
>inb4 why do i care
>inb4 no response
now you can respond with some effort

>>745253113
Sure kid.
Stay salty.

>>745249127
Bacteria is always present on all surfaces of the body you dense old faggot, the human body is crawling with bacteria.
As long as people with normal dicks wash regularly like you should, we will never have any build-up or smell. But go ahead, ignore all of this and parrot your line and keep living in denial. No skin off my dick, unlike yours.

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>>745252912
>>745253166
calls someone out
he explains himself
>idc

>>745253378
Lol, sure, smegma kid.

>>745243520
Damn I feel bad for this dude

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>>745253128

>>745253529
you litteraly included 3 of my ">inb4"s without even putting an effort to make an argument. sage and abandon this is getting boring.

>>745242866
I don't think this was a botched circumcision, has to be some form of natural physical deformity. You can't tell where the foreskin starts or where it ends and it practically looks glued to his dick.

>>745253378
Seems he's just here to troll. Probably hates his cut dik and just doing it out of jealousy bc doesn't have a beautiful uncut dik.

>Oh no but mah smegma!
Jesus you'd think every cut person never washed their dik once in their entire life.

>>745253641
ok kid

>>745253655
skin bridge, look it up.
common side-effect either caused by a butcher as surgeon and/or shitty after-care by the parents

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>>745250229
You're a dummy. You know that ridge behind the glans that lots of dildos have? That's mimicking the foreskin rolled back. Cut dicks don't have that. That ridge of skin is specifically added because the texture increases pleasure. It's also what "ridged for her pleasure" condoms mimic in multitude. Dummy.

>>745253443
Oh well, go show your dick somewhere else, grandpa.

i'd post my dick but the files are too large and 4chan isn't accepting the upload
>reminder that people ACTUALLY THINK cut dicks look good

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>>745254104
Too much salt little boy. Too much salt.

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My ex boyfriends penis. He is 21. Was with him for 4 days lol I rather much prefur a big pink cut mushroom head