Waifu thread

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>>745226282
Ikaros claimed

WHERE'S THE JACKPOSTER?!?!?
WHERE'S THE BANANAPOSTER?!?!

>>745226404
*loves you*

>>745226675
kumiko :)

>>745226723
Touyama Nao is a great VA.

>>745227214
>scroll through her MAL
>don't particularly care for any of the characters

That's a first. I recently found out how much I love Ayane Sakura though.

>>745227359
Morning Shizu. Did you get some rest?

>>745227393
I just really like the english japanese hybrid she does dess.

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>>745227551
Yeah. Not as much as i'd like, but good enough i suppose. How about you?

>>745227708
Post example.

>>745227838
That's better than none I suppose. I slept from like 5-5 yesterday so I've only been up for ~14 hours, I haven't went back to sleep yet. I'll probably end up getting a nap in before heading out later.

Cute image.

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I just performed surgery on my hand in Pathfinder and removed a tumorous growth

>>745228008
Did you died?

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>>745228008
... Seems a little odd. How did you get a tumor in pathfinder?
>>745227988
Wew, 12 hours of sleep? Color me envious.

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>>745228283
Ive gone into shock

>>745228309
I put on a glove
3 months ago

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Why are the threads still alive.

>>745227988
Couldn't find a great example so have this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xkMohOUC6Ok

>>745228309
Sleeping too much sucks, though.

>>745228316
I don't know anything about Pathfinder tbh.

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>>745228347
Hmm. Okay i suppose. Hopefully it worked.
>>745228434
Yeah, but sleeping too little sucks more.

>>745228380
Why wouldn't they be?

>>745228428
I'm slightly ashamed to admit that I've listened to this before. I guess I do like at least one of her characters.

>>745228552
Does it though? if you oversleep you end up waking up tired and sore anyway, at least in my experience. Then I've just wasted more time.

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>>745228828
I'd rather be a little groggy and sore than the deal with rage inducing levels of no sleep
>>745228881
Hi Chen.

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>>745229090

Yellow!

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https://youtu.be/dvcsO6cYLus

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>>745229284
What's up?

>>745226282
I fap to your waifus.

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>>745228434
Its DnD 3.5 with less broken rules.
>>745228552
It did. That glove is a bad idea. And cutting out the tumor stopped me from killing the party. I think it worked.

>>745227359
Qi dqizuwuwuwuwuwuwuru

>>745229090
Have you tried taking something to help you fall asleep?

>>745229685
Morning.

>>745229831
I've never played DnD.

>>745229764
Cool, I fucked your mother.

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>>745230216
Well you know what it is at least.

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>>745230216
who this?

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>>745230309
Dicks and dicks is pretty popular.

>>745230368
New fone.

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>>745230090
I'm not sure how you arrived at those letters, but hi sachi. How're you?
>>745229831
Aww, but killing your friends is jolly fun.
>>745230216
Nah, hate that stuff. Doesn't play nice with my brain.

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>>745230507
I nearly killed the sorceror.
>>745230469
Very.

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>>745230469
Good morning, how'd you sleep?
Give me a call on your new phone 18002738255

>>745230507
By ditcqing two letterd
Bas like alwayd

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>>745230507
But then you get that sweet, sweet sleep. I don't really know anything else to recommend to help you, sorry.

>>745230610
It seems like it would be a lot of fun.

>>745230740
I haven't slept yet. Why do I have you on speed-dial already? :^)

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>>745229693

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAv8ER7x8y0&t=658s

You?

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>>745230880
you forgot a w
>>745230985
Sleep then. Because you want to live :v)

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>>745231127
But I'm not sleepy. I might have been lying but I still do want to live.

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https://suicideisanoptionrecordsc2016.bandcamp.com/album/c-c-in-a-deep-sleep

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>>745231518
You could arm wrestle with Satan, I'm usually tired after that. That's good :o

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>>745230880
Hmm. Alright.
>>745230985
Ehh i'll get back to sleeping like a normal person sooner or later. It's fine.
>>745230989
Just youtube.

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>>745231727
Is that something you do regularly? Did you end up getting enough sleep? I like to think so, too.

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>>745231873
It's another way to say fapping, so yeah I do it like 5 times a day

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>>745231866
Hopefully sooner rather than later. Make me breakfast, please.

>>745232024
Damn kids and their fancy new lingo..

I've never heard of that though, maybe I should brush up on my masturbation euphemisms. 5 times a day seems slightly excessive.

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>>745232768
I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who says that so it's fine. Yeah sometimes I'm pretty sore after a session, like right now I'm pretty tired

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>>745232768
I can't cook. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>745233086
That's pretty lewd my dude. I understand now why you were sore last night.

>>745233127
Wow, useless. Guess I will have to make it then, what are your favorite breakfast foods?

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>>745233252
I guess I'm more lewd than not..
You didn't ask me but eggs

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>>745233252
Eggs and hashbrowns or something along those lines. What's yours?

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She has an stupid face, but I love her.

>>745233736
>blue
Its shit

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So we just claim here?

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For me to get to know you better
There's something I should let you know
To me you're just another random
Gonna have to let me go

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>>745233457
How do you like your eggs? I only really know how to make them scrambled and I don't buy them often since it's impossible for me to get through 12 before they expire.

>>745233495
Same question as above. I'm not too big on breakfast but I enjoy eggs, bacon, and pancakes when I do end up eating it.

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>>745234379
if you want
>>745234421
:(
>>745234438
Scrambled with stuff added to them usually :o

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>>745234681
Cheese, right? I love me some cheesy scramby eggs.

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>>745234793
Chorizo, potatoes, hot dogs. Do people add cheese regularly? never heard of it

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>>745234935
So you like breakfast burritos without the tortilla? And hotdogs, which I've never tried before. I-I thought it was normal at least.

>>745234943
That is an attractive forehead.

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>>745235195
I usually like having bread or a tortilla, I'm dumb and can't roll a burrito :(
Try it sometime :o
>>745234943
*loves you*
lewd ; - ;

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>>745235286
*Loves Ritsu*
No

>>745235195
Very attractive desu

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>>745235286
Jesus christ fam, you can't live in our state if you can't roll a burrito

I just googled a picture for you

You fold one side up half way, then the two shorter sides over it, then you roll it over the shorter side.

ezpz, save this and you should be able to remember it after trying it a few times. I will consider trying hotdogs in my eggs though I don't really like hotdogs that much.

>>745235604
I kind of want to kiss it.

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>>745226379
What the fuck man fuck you

>>745235763
shorter sides*

That s is kind of important

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>>745235763
Don't bully me ; - ;
Gonna bookmark this
You don't like weenies? what a gay
>>745235604
I won't give up!
Maybe uwu

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I'm here I guess.

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>>745235763
I really want to kiss it owo

>>745235958
-_-
It's not that lewd

>>745235778
Post tits

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>>745236213
RREM

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>>745234681
If i want?

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>>745236250
:)
writing sexy on your body is ._.
>>745236271
ya boob
>>745236558
The world is yours, Hun

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>>745236373
Hi.
Not to worry, I know who you are.

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>>745235958
Everybody needs a little bullying from time to time. I'll eat them but they aren't my favorite. I bet you love weenies in your mouth don't you!?

>>745236250
How much though? I should rewatch K-on sometime, I haven't pretty much since it aired.

>>745236275
Good morning (your waifu's name here)

>>745231127
Tqank
>>745231866
Ok

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>>745237825
Kqs
>>745237758
Where else would I put the weenies?

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>>745237938
Your butt or something

Guys

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>>745238594
Gals
>>745238375
I use real weenies for that

fl chan

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>>745234438
Probably scrambled. I'm not huge on breakfast food either.

>>745237938
Wqat
>>745238612
Hi not nothing

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>>745237758
A lot
I'd rewatch it again but I finished watching it with my brother just a few weeks ago

>>745236622
Yeah but it's just her fivehead

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Nozomi's the only one for me

lulu chan
>>745238708
hi not muffin

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Claimed

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that's a new one

>>745238808
what's a fivehead? owo
>>745238708
kiss qradley

>>745239013
A big forehead

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>>745238988
checked

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>>745238629
Lewd.

>>745238686
Good choice. Those are pretty easy to make if you ever decide to learn to cook so you can be a good waifu.

>>745238808
Wow, thanks for the invite. There's a movie too, right? I haven't seen it.

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This star Guardian!

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>>745239204
Where's her mouth?
>>745239189
I wish I had someone to lewd me
>>745239036
That makes it worse cuz it's more noticeable!

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>>745236622
Oh shit

>>745239348
I'm not good with mouths.. Sorry about that..

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you're a new one
>>745239352
segeant

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>>745239189
There's a movie but I haven't it watched but once or twice, while I've watched the TV series like three or four times

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OuO

>>745239013
Wqod qrasley
>>745238916
Hi not nothing
Nice scarf by the way

>>745239540
Saki a cute

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>>745236915
Good to know. I don't feel like being any more angry today than I am already. Ed's more fitting

Guys

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idk what that even means

>>745239418
It's ok...
>>745239352
What are you gonna do now?
>>745239572
ok
>>745239623
Gals

No connection, no image.

>>745238612
Hey Akame.

>>745238851
Seems reasonable.
What's up?

>>745238988
An 80's Waifu

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>>745239602

>>745239529
Watched it*
Ops

>>745239621
Then don't be angry.
And yeah, you look more like him.

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>>745239348
I'm sure you could find someone if you look!

>>745239529
Do you not enjoy it as much? I remember Keion making me cry before.

>>745239740
I didn't even notice they were swapped tbh.

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me neither
>>745239572
hi not muffin
how are you by the way?
>>745239698
hey no image

>>745239651
Not ok.jpg

>>745239931
Hi not nothing
Bad by the way
How are you by by the way

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>>745239842
Say something provocative so I can shit talk you.

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I wish that image was better :(

>>745239946
ok
>>745239777
I used to have a tinder account, that didn't go well. Nice numbers btw