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My neighbor is an obese, alcoholic pedophile that spends his days staring out at the neighborhood kids, and listens to deafening, God-awful Drum & Bass at 4am.
How do I fuck up his lock the next time he's out so that his key won't work, without making it obvious that I've tampered with it?
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>>745221321
Slip a cut-off from a paperclip into the keyhole. Key won't fit anymore.
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>>745221321
Hit him in the head with a bike lock.
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>>745222138
He genuinely wouldn't feel it. His head is massive.
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buy some cocaine, cut it up with rat poison and frame him for drug dealing and endangering life.
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>>745221321
He looks like a brit. Which makes you a brit. In such case means you can/will do nothing because your all faggot liberals.
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>>745222339
He's an English cunt. I am not.
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>>745222339
If only we could all spell like you guys from San Francisco.
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>>745222339
*you're
Americans are so dense.
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Get quick weld epoxy.
Mix it up and jam it into the lock.
Then use a razor blade to scape of excess.
Will harden, will take a crane to get it out.
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>>745221321 superglue is your easiest method, its my go to liquid for fucking a lock in the asshole
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>>745222595
Thanks guys.
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>>745221321
superglue, or if you're hardcore, melt the lock with an oxyacetylene torch.
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