Tell us about your dreams. Funny, weird, serious, scary, etc.

>>745216522
I don't remember my dreams.

>>745216522
i keep having recurring sexual dreams about my ex. it's been almost a decade, but all the sensory data seems so new and real. shit.

I haven't remembered a dream in years I know I have them everyone does maybe I just have a shit memory lol

>>745216522
>my dad buys me a new car for my birthday
>decide to take it for a test run
>get on the highway
>130 mph
>see a huge wreck in front of me
>slam on the breaks
>nothing happens
>looks down
>no breaks
>call my dad
>"what the fuck, there's no breaks in this car!"
>"you wanted breaks? I thought you wanted cup holders"
>look around
>cup holders everywhere
>oh god no
>crash and wake up
>im furious
>calls my dad and tell him about the dream
>he responds with "yeah, that sounds about right"

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>>745216668
Kek

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>>745216668

>be me
>in a train, with my ex
>she is sitting next to me
>cute as fuck
>she sits in my lap
>just chilling there, watching through the window
>about to hug her
>woke up
>realize i have my arms extended to the ceiling
>about to hug nothing but air

Years have passed and i'm still dreaming shit like this

>>745216668
>Standing around in a kitchen (not even any kitchen I recognize
>Dad walks up
>"Hey son, I got you a PSP, here you go"
>"Oh cool, thanks"
>As soon as it's in my hands I open an internet browser on it and go to a porn site for some reason
>"Actually hold on, I have to do something with it first, hand it back for a second"
>Try to close porn, site won't let me
>Keeps just opening more and more porn
>"C'mon what are you doing I just need it for a second"
>"Yeah, uh, I'm, um, just trying to do something here real quick" desperately trying to close the increasing amount of porn
Basically just continued like that for a while with him getting more mad and insistent

And it's not just memories, it's novel simulation. Positions we never tried, places we've never been, sights, smells, sensations. ANAL. What is this torture.

>>745216522
in 2008 i had a nightmare that /b/ would still be around in 2017

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I usually dream i almost lose a tooth, or more than one.

The fucker is almost gone, moving more and more, till only a thread of gum is keeping it from totally falling.

Then I press my jaw trying to fix the thing, and leave the tooth there in its place.

It never works and it falls. Then i wake up and of course the theeth is there, not moving at all.

>>745216668
>"yeah, that sounds about right"
Nice.

Staying at a friend's place, sleeping on his couch
>Start dreaming
>Just chilling
>Brother walks up and starts being a dick
>Don't even recall any specifics, he's just really pissing me off
>Fuck this, I take a swing at him, deck him out
>Suddenly awakened by a loud crash
>I destroyed a lamp beside his couch IRL
Well shit

>>745216988
thats usually believed to be a subconscious thought about some type insecurity. but dream interpretation isnt completely recognized in psychology so whatever

>be me
>in the dream
>be fapping in my room
>closed door
>somebody calls the doorbell of the house
>its my grandpas
>mother tells me to say hello
>i literally can't stop fapping
>literally can't, i was not in control of it
>mother enters
>doesn't seem to notice or care
>makes me go out
>with a hand in my dick, fapping, I have to greet everyone there

What the fuck

>>745216988
Oh man, I've had those dreams. Except it's with brittle teeth like glass and a mouthful of blood. I wear a mouth guard now. Sleep bruxism.

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>>745216948
yeah yeah we get it you've been here for awhile.

I frequently have dreams where I have one of my guns and need to shoot somebody attacking me, but the trigger is so heavy that I physically can't pull it. It's weird, and really annoying.

>>745216639
nope, just a calcified pineal gland, so the DMT that your pineal excretes can't produce dreams.

Either that or you are too tired to remember when you wake up or yousmoke too much weed.

>>745216810
Does it ever stop? I do this too. It's the only time I'm truly happy.

I once had a dream where I had sex with my mom.
I felt disgusted for like two weeks afterwards. I don't even have that fetish or anything, it only felt fucked up.

>Have these slippers called balkan slippers in my country
>Dream starts in my bosnian friends house
>Dream starts slow but eventually his father shows up telling us we're in a hurry and have to go fast
>"Alright, lemme just get my balkan slippers"
>Turns around, his entire hallways is filled with balkan slippers
>I franatically searches for my slippers as his dad yells at me
> Cant find them
> Wake up screaming "Balkan slippers!"

>some fucker was triggering me
>so I decided to fight
>every single punch or kick i gave had 0 strenght
>i connected them good, but in the very moment i touched his face, they went to shit
>like punching inside the water but way more dense

>>745216522
All I want is to love and be loved by a Femanon. Sounds simple and overated. But that's all. Not having any luck. Been single almost 4 years now, and every woman doesn't want to commit.

This dream get pretty wild, but despite it's longevity, i remember almost all of it.
>Walking around what seems to be 3 of my past schools combined into 3 floors into a larger school
>Have a gun strapped to me
>Exploring the school with some of my friends
>Go out side to check
>suddenly shooting at these demon/zombie like creatures
>Hear more of them across the way to the second part of the building
>head up the stairs into the maintenance area
>Climb up some pipes and shimmy across them to reach a ladder
>climb through hole at the top of ladder
>End up in some classroom I've never seen before
>Start shooting demon zombies outside of the classroom door
>Take a moment to rest
>Build a campfire in that room because it's cold as fuck
>start discussing the plan of action with post-apocalyptic friends
>We start talking about new forms of these demons that have been popping up recently
>Suddenly hear loud explosion above us
>We all go up to investigate

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>>745217131
I have this crazy thing where I bring my father over for tea and biscuits, but I'm actually just trying to get him to suck my sons dick. in the dream I mean.

>>745216917
your dad probably wanted to do a firmware reset to erase all those annoying popups since browser was hijacked cuz he watched too much porn before handing over the PSP.

Did you wash your hands after handling the psp in your dream?
protip: you should have

>>745216988
This type of dream is connected to the fear of aging

>>745217364
what.

>>745216596
You're not alone

Im not greentexting its hard from a phone

Be me
In a rural countryside
Mom and i talk to this demon
Demon hands her keys
She gets into beater truck
Starts running me over and over
I fly once
Cant stop flying
Suddenly fall to earth
Mom isnt there
Im now a kid version of myself back in primary
Still think i can fly
Actively try
Each time i only glide a few feet
Hurts when i land
Suddenly a fenale teacher in a ski mask stabs me
Doesnt hurt, just sad
Over and over
Cant move
I hear an explosion
Jump in shock from sleep
Cry

Ive been having this dream since my friend died

I want to die

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>>745217253
>balkan slippers
>have to go fast

>>745216522
>running away from some sort of giant monster
>hop in bus
>exit bus and hop in tractor instead
>somehow drives faster
>arrive in city
>decide to buy shoes but the store only sells bedsheets
>zombies outside
>throw zombies around with some weird telekinetic powers
>powers stop working
>run away into metro station
>steal jacket from a zombie
>put on jacket and zombies suddenly ignore me like I'm one of them
>satan finds me
>turns out the giant monster from earlier was satan
>wants to make the country communist
>I start talking some nonsense
>satan dies
>zombies disappear
>I walk out of metro station
>am in different city than before
>dream ends

>>745217357

i hope it fucking conts

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>I'm shitposting on /b/ just like in real life
>Some guy keeps posting traps
>I tell him it's gay
>He gets super pissed and reveals that he somehow knows who I am and where I live, and says I have to come meet him at a nearby park to fight him in like 10 minutes
>Wants to actually kill me for saying traps are gay
>Immediately my phone rings
>"Hey dog, I've got your back", hangs up
>No idea who it was
>Walk to the park
>Neckbeard is waiting for me
>Suddenly a Monte Carlo rolls up
>Alonzo Harris steps out and shoots that faggot
>Even does that shit like in the movie, pic related
>Turns to me
>"MAH NIGGA"
>Drives away
Absolutely the best dream I've ever had

I forget like 99% of my dreams the first few minutes I'm awake. And that sux.

>railway station
>supposed to go somewhere with a cutie from work I've been talking/mailing with frequently
>get on train
>she's not there yet
>ask some old guy if he knows when she gets there
>he's disgusted with me, extreme negativity radiating
>go to train toilet, mostly to get away from him
>open door
>*thud*
>cutie is hanging from the ceiling by her neck
>freak out
>run to another train, it's about to leave
>really need that toilet time now
>*thud*
>door hits her hanging body again
>I somehow cannot leave
>wake up

Told her about the dream the next day; the frequency of us exchanging emails has been dropping down since then. No longer keep in touch now.

>kek

>>745217139
I used to have the same fucking dream. I'd be clenching my teeth and they'd break and crumble in my mouth. Then I'd be sitting there and spitting out blood and chunks of teeth and flesh. It felt so real, and then I'd wake up and I'd be clenching my teeth

>>745217528

my sides

>>745217447
Sounds trippy af. I'd probably want to die as well.

>>745216522
I somehow taught myself how to have lucid dreams from the age of 14 up to 17. It stopped for a long while, but i just had another one the other night and in excited.
>starts off as a normal day or scenario
>everything normal
>no matter where I'm at (in door, out door, taking a shit, in a car etc.)
>hear a loud trumpet sound as a glowing bird passes by
>then i realise im dreaming and i have full control
>fucking anyone, super powers, flying around, building and destroying shit, etc.
Best part was, whenever i felt done i would wake up at 7am evey time without fail. It could feel like 30 minutes, a couple of hours, or even days in the dream.

>>745217357
>Reach the top of the stairs and discover that all of the walls have been blown off the top floor of the building
>Look across the street at what seems to be a Town Hall
>Giant demon is wrecking it and looking straight our way
>Starts shooting fireballs at us
>We take cover and get into position to take this fucker out
>We apparently had a plan
>Friend pulls out 2 bazookas and hands one off to me
>"You know how to use this right?"
>"Of course"
>Hold down the trigger for some reason
>The barrel starts turning blue
>Shoots a big ass barrage of lasers at giant demon cunt
>It blows the fuck up
>not over yet
>Swarm of demon zombies climbing up the walls
>Start shooting them
>Wake up

I don't even know why i dreamed about that shit. I swipe Shadow Warrior when it went out for free on steam 2 weeks later though. Shit was cash.

>>745216522
>dream starts with two broken cyborgs huddles together in the rain in a shitty shelter
>flash back to some time before that
>myself, my friend, and my gf are all cyborgs runnning away from police because of reasons
>throughout the journey we get banged up and broken
>gf gets attacked by a dog and is broken beyond repair
>she tells us to use her spare parts to make shelter to hide from the goverment
>goodbye kiss
>build shelter out of her robot body
>dream ends with my friend and I huddled underneath the shelter we made.

>>745216988
I once had a dream that i walked up to a mirror in my bathroom, looking as IRL (had dreadlocks, all my teeth), went down to wash my face, and as i dried off my face with a towel, i look in the mirror to see i'm completely bald and toothless.

>>745216522
I had a wet dream once. I was eating a cheeseburger and I busted a nut.

>>745217572
Mouth guard man... shit's shit.

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I had a dream that I was the manager for this hip and up and coming band of Aboriginal rappers called the "Yeah, deer, breahs" I was trying to get their hit single "Give us 2 dollars for the bus"
It made me laugh.

>>745216988
In mine I usually just notice suddenly that I have a loose tooth, and then typically end up finding a few more and panicking that like 5 of my teeth are going to fall out. Sometimes one does, but usually they're just loose.

To this day, i don't what the fuck it was, or why i dreamt it up, but to age 7-10, i'd rarely dream about my grandpa and some dude always talking in the living, didn't know what or could even hear what they were talking about, the guy was normal as can be, except for the fact he had no fucking face, Slenderman style, i'd INSTANTLY freak the fuck out every time i see him, rush at him to kick him in the balls or something, and he'd grab me by the collar and lift me to face level, and EVERY time, i'd feel my entire body vibrate like a Cockinator 5000, his face would get closer and closer until i wake up in a cold sweat, it stopped around age 10ish, but to this day, it still freaks me right the fuck out, i have no idea where it even could have come from

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>>745216522
I have dream recall only if something in the dream appears meaningful. Last week, the woman I had a epic lust for 45 years ago—but I never moved on—was in my dream. She had aged appropriately. She looked right at me and tried to speak but couldn't. Next to her was a former co-worker, who I knew had died.

Image: When we were young, she looked like Nicole Oring. She was obviously out of my league.

>>745217253
was it opanci, or vunene carape?

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>>745217712

I had a pretty fucking memorable nightmare one time, it started like this:

>be me, real me, no dream variation
>meet cute brown-haired girl with green tank top and white skinny jeans
>start following her home, realize where she lives (i'm a creep in my dreams, may be some psychological shit goin' on, WTFC)
>eventually follow her on her hobbies, bikerides/walks in the park and shit
>there's also a guy who I met who followed her home also
>becomefriends.jpg
>we decide to split up, follow her in different ways, we lost her trail during some stalk-sessions and decided it would be best to stalk her together to avoid losing her
>eventually follow her to this weird abandoned farmhouse, dull, creepy lokking
>almost delapidated
>because we rtrrrded we follow her into this weird little farmhouse
>she enters this basement/dungeon thing
>short, 5 foot tall concrete hallways going into nowhere
>well-lit despite not lightbulbs being there
>WhoCaresItsADream.png
>he goes before me but somehow ends up in front of me
>he runs off ahead and I hear this loud scream
>There's this little, tiny room with a hatch (like a bunker hatch, wooden with a metal bar)
>this girl is killing this dude, absolutely decimating him, completely shredded
> even the skin on HER abdomin is gone, leaving 1 half of her abdominal muscles hanging out of her body, her organs spilling out
>she runs out of the room and into another spiraling, short concrete hallway into darkness
>wake up terrorfied and unable to sleep for the next of days

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>>745216522
I had a weird dream this morning.

I was inside of some building and i fought against Freddy Krueger with a flamethrower. Then i stepped into a bathroom and i asked Freddy if i could take a shower and he nodded. In the shower i read a news paper from dated from 2008.

Then suddenly i was in an airport with my mom and then i woke up.

>>745217680
I tried to learn it for a while, never really succeeded. Only really became lucid once in a dream
>Dreaming that I'm alone at work
>Remember that you can look at your hands to figure out if you're dreaming
>Slowly look down at my hands
>They're fucking freakish horror movie-tier shit, fingers look like talons
>Suddenly it's like there's a huge earthquake
>The world violently implodes and collapses around me
>I suddenly wake up when a wall falls on me
It was legitimately terrifying honestly.

>>745217782
I've had the same exact fucking dream.

>>745216522
i have this dream where im sitting in a high chair breastfeeding my own mother, when suddenly she opens her mouth and i see my fathers head

>>745217988
what the fuuuuuu

>>745217988
Bruh

I once dreamed that I discovered a sinister plot to release a deadly disease and kill lots of people (like literally stumbled across a guy saying he was doing it in a chat room for some reason and it was legit).
I figured I had to tell somebody before it was too late, but then there was a petting zoo of all goats right outside my door and I totally forgot about it and just played with goats instead.

>>745217680
Did you check if it was Gabriel's trumpet? If it is you might aswell have dreamed to be a God

>>745216522
I frequently have dreams about killing my family and friends. And not just shoot them in the head and I'm done, i mean full on serial killer shit. Skinning than alive, cutting off body parts, feeding them bugs and nails and junk. Even hiding the body parts.
I've never told anyone because i feel like if i did they'd lock me up with nurse ratched.

>>745216668
Someone screenshot this

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>be me in dream
>fighting a bunch of weird balacava wearing thugs
>punch one in the face, drive my knee In his stomach making him explode with blood.
>chest kick another making his guts fall out
>one tries to punch me, catch the punch like a badass
>pull his arm over my shoulder as I turn away from him and break his arm in half

....
>wake up
>girlfriend has bloody nose and bruises forming all over her face and thighs from kicks
>her arm that was over me has scratches all over it
>realize Ive been sleep pretending to be my dad to my mom for over 5 minutes

>be me
>floating casually through the small town i grew up in
>my trusty steed has wings
>fly through front door of local mental health clinic
>small office opens up to a giant warehouse
>said warehouse populated by 40'x20' sheets of giant stained glass sheets arranged domino like, each have 10' holes in middle donut style
>each adorned with me a a different loved one. Saint like.
>steed amd I float through the holes checking out scenes from my life in stained glass
> last one
>oops
>steed accidentally kicks it.
>dominos fall.
>gigantic glass shards fly
>FLEE!
>steed gets crimson flowind wound
>spiral down toward piles of giant shards of glass.
>wake up
Feels bad.

>>745218144
Not really, the whole trumpet and bird thing just kind of started around the age of 9 bit i anyways ignored it until years later i realised i could control my dreams.
Granted it wasn't literally every night this happened, it was like once a month. But around 14 is when it started happening almost every day

This happened once and it scared the shit out of me.
Somebody told me it was dream paralysis but i didn't saw a shit.

>be me
>sleeping at exgf place
>turns out we were good friends back in the days
>she was in a bed, i was in the other one
>i was looking at the wall
>suddenly i hear a soft voice
>"aren't you going to come here?"
>jee, does she want the d?
>turns around
>she's asleep as fuck
>almost snoring and shit
>i turn around and try to sleep again
>somehow i was watching the wall i had in front of me, despite of having my eyes closed
>whisper starts again
>"don't you wanna fuck me?"
>i decided not to move.
>"c'mon, i know you want it"
>literally feel something in my leg, trying to reach my cock
>I didn't move at all
>"well... if you don't wan't..."
>and then i heard the highest screech in my ear
>going stronger and stronger
>it fucking made me chill from the very center of my spine
>I was so scared i couldn't move
>I forced myself to do it and finally could do it
>I was so rigid that my neck crunched when i turned around
>nothing
>all silent and ok
>called my ex. Didn't respond, but i heard her snoring.

It has happened once more since that time. Always when I look at the wall. Same screeching sound, same feeling that something is behind me.

>walking home one night
>i keep hearing steps behind me
>every time i look back nothing there
>pick up the pace
>i hear a screaming from behind me
>look back and sees something sprinting like usain bult fucked a cheetah
>tall as fuck and hunched over moving as fast as a car towards me
>i run for my fucking life
>i figured I'll never out run it
>dive out of the way when the footsteps get behind me
>the thing continues down the road
>i just watch as it shrinks in the distance
>sigh of relief
>turn around and just 10 inches from my face is some sort of face painted white with black circle around eyes
>mouth opened unnaturally wide
>constant groaning/humming
>im paralyzed just looking at it
>it takes a single step towards me and I'm awake

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>>745217447
How did your friend die if I may ask?

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>be me, 13 y/o at the time
>dream I'm talking to my mom in the living room
>rest of family sitting around the room
>all of a sudden lighting in the dream starts getting dimmer
>i look around and there is no one there, I'm alone
>start walking around the house looking for anyone
>lights still getting dimmer every step i make
>all of a sudden I'm in a hallway
>at the other end of the hallway i see a little girl
>her sleeping gown was soaked, as well as her hair
>hair draping over her face, so i can't figure out who is it
>lighting gets even darker, as my vision starts zooming in towards her face
>all i can make out is her sillhouette, and the shining eyes pointed @ me

I had a dream recently where i watched a nuke hit the ground in the distance, like less than a mile away on a hillside. It started mushrooming and got to me in a second. It tossed me in the air and i began dying, in my dream. I started saying, "i love you all, i love you all, im sorry mom" and then i was like hold the fuck on wake up and then i woke up

>>745217276
Same here whenever i try to punch somebody in a dream its like two magnets on + is there an explanation for this?

>>745219212
I think it's the brains way to separate how it actually feels to punch somebody and truly not punching somebody.

>>745219066
>she raises her right hand, and points finger at me
>starts screaming at the top of her lungs as my vision keeps zooming in on her face
>lighting constantly getting dimmer
>scream gets unbearable
>my eardrums are literally about to burst
>by now all i can see is her eyes and the open mouth
>as soon as i became conscious i heard a squeaky dog barking away outside
>the scream in my dream that was so unbearable was that shitty dogs squeaky yelping

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I dreamt I bought an old Honda Africa Twin for 45 euros and was gonna fix it up for just 300 more.

>>745219342
Small dogs, man. Either hate em, or want to kick the shit out of em.

>>745216668
BRAKES! FUCKING BRAKES YOU IDIOT!

>>745219605
Holly shit, i feel fucking stupid. I'm using my phone and it auto filled it to "break" i only just now noticed as you pointed it out.

>>745217131
>have dream where i'm naked in front of everybody
>i'm deeply self-conscious and shy
>nobody seems to even notice that i'm naked; let alone care
Why does my brain do this?

>>745219212
I heard it had something to do with your brain paralyzing your body while you sleep; but I have no idea if that's true or not.

>>745219605
This is some autism rage right here, folks.

>>745217528
>>exit bus and hop in tractor instead
>>somehow drives faster
Someone's been playing modded Chernarus Life.

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>>745217782
Did he look like this?

>>745217548
I love it.

>>745217453
Fuckin KEEEEKKKKK

Well it's been grand guys, I'm going to head to sleep now and hopefully get some good dream.
Good night my friends.

>>745218227
Your dad bashed your mum?

>>745216639
when you first wake up, before you even get out of bed you have to force yourself to try to remember it. after a minute it'll be gone unless you try to remember key details about it

>>745218741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo

Recently quit smoking pot, so my REM cycle is back with fuckin relentless force. Went from like one or two dreams a year, for about five years, to full force fever dreams like every night. Can't remember most of them after a while, but you guys get the jist. Wish I could learn to astral project so I can stop seeing all this crazy bullshit.

>>745219804
I KNOW BUT I CAN'T HELP IT! I HAVE AUTISM AFTER ALL!

>>745220487
>talking to a friend of mine
>we both smoke weed
>he hasn't been able to get any for about a week or so because he was broke
>me: so how are you finding it so far?
>him: it's fucked. i need to get more weed; i can remember all my dreams.

>>745220499
Understandable.

>>745220619
Where did this come from?

>>745220619
Im a pest controller but fuck...no. why

>>745220556
Yeah dude, smoking pot almost completely blanks out the rem part of your sleep. I fuckin googled that shit as soon as it started happening. Thx google. But anyway, once you stop, that shit starts going hay wire. Wish I could smoke for the same exact reason and that alone, but I'm on diversion and am a good boi and don't wanna pay some sober bro to piss clean for me and whatnot. SO I GUESS ITS A YEAR OF CRAZY DREAMS KEK

>>745216522
I have a recurring nightmare where a vicious dog is chasing me through the woods (or somewhere else but usually woods). I can't even really see much of it, just hear it. I do have a phobia of dogs that explains the nightmare, but no idea why I'm afraid of them in the first place.

>don't remember anything leading up to it, but i'm outside a fenced off camp in some woodland. it's snowing.
>the guards are wearing uniforms that are a kind of hodgepodge of WW2 era German, Russian and British
>as i get close to the wire fence, i see a guard through some bushes. i halt and wait. he turns and walks away from the fence, deeper into the compound
>i didn't have any weapons on me at all, not even a knife
>i snip through the fence and sneak my way through the compound, nobody spots me even once
>i make it to a large house that looks like it was built centuries ago but has been well maintained
>sneak past interior guards, into a large living room with a huge fireplace in it. the room is full of middle-aged men all wearing immaculate WW2 German officer uniforms
>i tell them i'm there to get them out and start getting intel off them. mid conversation, one of the officers hands me a luger
>suddenly an alarm starts blaring. the officers and i start frantically looking around to see what's going on
>one of the guys in officer garb has triggered the alarm. apparently the allies had planted their own man in there in case anything funny happened.
>i draw the luger and shoot him in the head. he falls to the ground immediately
>i don't even remember how, but i'm suddenly holding a knife. but it's not even German. it looks like a fairbairn/sykes or some shit, only not.
>i rush outside and start ambushing guards with the knife; no idea what happened to the gun
>i have to double back through an alcove to kill the last guard, but for some reason i just know that he's more alert than the other guards and i need to bring my A game
>i quickly hop up and try to run. i move, quite fast, but i'm not running
>my feet aren't even on the ground; i'm floating around like those vampyre bitches in Dracula
>i make it to the last guard just in time for him to turn around and see me. he just looks shocked and terrified, his eyes agape
>like he saw me floating as well or something

>>745221114
>i stab him in the neck and blood starts gushing down my arm
>dream ends
I have no idea what the fuck that was; but even though a lot of my dreams turn violent for some reason, I've never had another quite like that before or since.

>>745219932
>>745217528

must have been Valtra T234

>>745220792
Some people are just broken. Like most broken things, at some stage they were working, but then someone picked them up and dropped them.

>>745220906
Shit; and I just quit the other week. Guess I've got that to look forward too soon enough.

Dreamt this a while ago...

>sitting in a classroom
>suddenly bell rings
>look outside the window
>fucking missiles coming down
>ohlawd.jpg
>tried to run away but I can't really move from my spot
>started to shout like goku
>mfw the missiles explode in front of me
>not a scratch
>my retarded ass became angry
>shouted some more goku style
>was getting ready to jump
>sudden pain in my face woke me up
>lil sis slapped me for shouting
>mfw lil cunt prevented me from being goku

>>745218404
>>>/x/

>>745221233
Who knows m8, everyone's different. That shit happened almost immediately for me if I'm remembering correctly.

>>745218404
Sounds like sleep paralysis to me. I've been getting that shit for years.
>be me in bed early one morning
>just barely waking up, but haven't opened my eyes yet
>i can hear a strange sound
>if you've ever played MGS1, I could hear a kind of muffled, distorted, odd sound like you hear right before you fight the cyber ninja for the first time. watch this video and skip to 0:34 to hear the sound I mean:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBzfERq-kBc
>i start to open my eyes
>i can see this thick, lengthy mass of pure black energy coursing through the air
>it looks like it's sort of liquid, but it also has a black vapour coming off of it and tiny blue bolts of lightning coursing around it
>it's flowing, in one direction, straight into my chest
>think to myself, "Ah okay, sleep paralysis again"
>go back to sleep
>wake up later perfectly fine

>>745221840
Maybe if it was going to happen for me it would have by now.

>>745221460
Read this to myself in brendaniel voice. Am keking like a motherfucker.

Oh, I can remember a few weird ones:

> once had a dream about a girl in my class
> someone tells me the girl is dead (don't remember how)
> Everybody liked this girl (IRL too, she was always kind and had a positive attitude), so everyone from school is at her funeral
> I wake up, then just lie in bed for a solid two minutes trying to decide if she actually was dead
> Conclude that she isn't dead, but it still felt horrible. She absolutely did not deserve to die, not even in a dream

> Back in first or second grade I had a dream that the class was on a fieldtrip in the forest (we did this quite often IRL)
> Forest is covered in snow, suddenly we meet an elephant
> Wait, what? There are no elephants in our country...
>elephant shoots off deeper into the forest without moving its legs, like it has skates or something
> we keep moving, come to a small village
> village is built on a steep hill, one road in the middle and houses on either side
> hill village is unbelievably steep and long.
> near the village is a big cave with a big bear, everyone in the village is afraid of it
> 7 year old me decide to sort this shit out; I'm gonna kill the bear
> Enter the cave, bear attacks and starts biting on my shoulder
> The bear keeps chewing on my shoulder for several second before I wake up
> still felt like a hero

Got some more, just a sec...

I had this wild dream last night where i was talking to this girl and she wanted to be my girlfriend so i moved into her home with her super religious parents and started going to her school. There was a whole chunk here with heaps of high school drama stuff that i cant remember but i remember this thot named linda fuckimg everthing up.
But it turns out we are also squirrel people the whole time living in some kind of squirrel utopia and i get chosen to go on some secret mission into the forest in an at-at from star wars but we get attacked by some humans.
But it turns out that i was actually a human who had been turned into an at-at the whole time and all of this was happening in my mind. So the humans fixed me and we went to destroy the squirrel utopia.
So we get to the squirrel headquaters and i kill the evil science squirrel who made me into the at-at but when we try to escape me and the other humans get stuck in a bathroom where the mirrors are like those mirrors at theme parks that make you look funny but these ones make you look like a buff bald man. For some reason all of the other humans are amazed by this and wont leave the mirrors and then the building starts burning down.
So i escape by myself but i cant leave the city because im haunted by the fact that my squirrel girlfriend was actually real and i try to find her but i wake up.

>be in dream
>be with my family
>one of my brothers died about a year ago (in my dream)
>even though he and i disagreed a lot and i resented him for being a dick, i'm completely inconsolable over his death, even a year on
>the sadness is almost crippling me, i can't do anything, my life grinds to a halt
>everyone else is getting on with their lives
>this only upsets me even more, as if everyone is acting like it didn't happen or they don't care
>wake up feeling really distressed and sad
>took a few minutes to get back to normal
Brains are funny.

>dream that I'm in some sort of temple
>bound to an altar
>suddenly I hear singing
>harmonic melody sets me on edge
>suddenly my stomach starts pulsating like alien
>stomach bursts open
>out jumps an asian kid with an afro
>kid begins breakdancing

>>745222524
Now this I would like to see made into a cartoon.

>>745222696
oddly enough the kid was cartoonish

>>745222524
Basically the average episode of Xavier the Renegade Angel

>>745222524
That's a good idea for an anime.

>>745221233
usually takes 3 nights, the 4th is a shitstorm

I have a reoccurring dream where I struggle to speak properly but have a working mind and I get frustrated with myself.

also I dreamt once where the Christmas presents where hidden

>>745222885
My last puff was over a week ago. I guess it isn't happening for me. I remember dreaming something a few days ago; but I couldn't tell you what it was.

>>745222866
I might write it up and make a series out of it

>have a dream that i'm standing in an empty fusilage of a crashed plane in a jungle
>there's a bunch of people i don't recognise, but they're all my friends
>they're messing with me, trying to frighten me
>me: just give up, you idiots. you can't frighten me in my own dream.
>one of them lets out a high shriek; i do nothing
>me: see?
Dream ended pretty much right after that.

>>745217572
Happened to me irl

>>745217139
I have that. I have an overbite and sometimes I wake up with my lower teeth hooked infront of my upper teeth and I have to painfully slide them down with my hand to get my jaw back in place.

>>745223118
Someone knocked your teeth out, or they just fell out because you're a meth head?

>Standing on an open plane, surrounded by flowery valleys
>Only person with me was my girlfirend at the time (current wife)
>I had a smile from ear to ear, looking at my gf
>all of a sudden i see 10+ nuclear mushrooms behind her
>turn 360 degrees, every direction i looked at i could see A-Bomb mushrooms, and shockwaves coming closer
>Hugged my girlfriend, still with a smile on my face
>Held her real tight, she held me the same
>Looking over her shoulder - the shockwaves are really close, everything beyond the shockwaves was disintegrated/in flames
>I tell her i love her
>The shockwave hit us, vision fades to the brightest white, high-pitched ringing in my ears
> ~10 seconds of pure calm, bliss, whiteness, and the ringing
>Woke up, I was hugging my gf irl really tight, she was still asleep
>Kissed her on the back of her neck
>Dozed off into another slumber while still hugging her with a widest fucking smile

>in a dream
>in an unrecognizable house
>talking with a cute girl about my age
>say "hold on, I have to go check on something"
>I go into another room
>My highschool history teacher was there cutting a carrot
>I ask "what are you doing here?"
>he tells me "hey, it's your dream

>be playing with my 4-year old son
>"chasing" him around the house
>he's laughing as he runs away from me
>I decide to go in the opposite direction to "catch" him
>we meet, I grab him, pick him up and hug him
>he's giggling and squirming trying to get away from me
>I say "don't go. don't go. don't leave me"
>I wake up crying
>my son died 10 years ago

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>be me
>gfs giving me a bj
>she does it for 10 minutes
>she gives up
>we cuddle
>she rubs my chest with her finger
>asks if it was good
>duh i didnt even cum it wasnt good
>i say it was
>she goes to work
>i go to sleep
>have a dream someone else gave me a bj
>we break up soon after
>i start hanging out with the one who i dreamt >gave me one
>i got really high one time
>dont remember a thing about it
>hang out with brother sometime after that
>he starts mentioning doing it and black guy girls
>i start wondering
>wonder if it happened irl
>picrelated

>>745223419
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
this would shut down a fucking feels thread

>>745216522
i have a large amount of dreams that include the cast of always sunny in philidelphia, i watch a few episodes every month and it sure does influence my dreams, usually we are just at their bar and drink and talk about starcraft broodwar and paper plates

>>745223230
Wow.

>>745223419
same son
>he's older
>we're sitting at the kitchen table
>I'm looking through college brochures
>telling him what each college specializes in
>hoping to help him pick out the right college
>he turns to me
>"but dad. I'm dead"
>wake up crying again

>>745216522
I was a grizzly bear in a past life. I see it all in my dreams.

>in the end I was hunted and shot

>dream I'm being chased through my old neighborhood
>gf (now my wife) is running with me
>through back yards, over fences, through hedgerows
>get back to the street, see her across the street
>have a feeling that we made it, that we're safe
>car suddenly comes out of nowhere
>runs her down

>>745223419
>>745223752
Fuck. If you're not just making that shit up that is awful and I feel absolutely terrible for you. I'm nearly fighting back tears here.

>>745223419
My heart

>>745223823
Are you ever afraid youre gonna see a bear skin rug or taxidermied mount and freak the fuck out because its you?

>>745216522
i sometimes wake up screaming like im about to die and have no idea what i've dreamt about
kinda creepy, sure scares the shit out of the unlucky ones who happens to hear or sees me

>>745223923
Not making it up. With the exception of the one where we talked about college, I always dream of him being 12 years old or less. He died when he was 25.

>>745223983
Constantly. I know that what's left of my body is somewhere. I would probably know it's mine too. As for the meat, they had dogs, so I can only guess.

I did some pretty badass things though. I was a good hunter myself.

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>>745216522
I used to have a recurring nightmare when I was between the ages 3-7, I don't get it anymore but I still recall it fairly vividly.

I would be at a generic indoor amusement center (ball pits, big plastic slides, arcade etc.) and my siblings were all playing. Shortly after it would be time to leave, but beside the normal glass exit door was a wooden door you'd see in a dungeon and/or castle (similar to pic related but it had no window on it).

Every time, I'd be lead to the door and open it, and the scariest Dracula would come out, with big yellow eyes to hypnotize me. His face would get closer and closer while maintaining eye contact and I'd wake up every time before he bit me.

>>745223744
Until then i was the grumpiest and most depressed misanthrope you could ever come across,
wasted my life up to that point, heavy drinking, abusing drugs and such, grew up away from my father
(even tho he lived 15 minutes from my moms house)
I was uncertain at the time why she was with me, or whether she was into me at all
(i didn't have a job, no perspective or ideas for future, come from a lower middle class family - unlike her)
I was never before so happy to be alive as I was when I woke up from that dream.

That dream was 2 years ago, i got educated in computer systems and networks in the meantime
(my gf talked to me about my interests for possible proffessions, and supported me to go through with it)
gotten a daughter with her this year, married her past winter, got a stable job...

I love her and our daughter more than I could ever explain.

That dream kinda shook me, and made me take a good look at my life and where I was going.

I had a dream where I invented bugga jelly, all I would do was stomp on crickets and put them in jars. People ate it up and loved it even though it was nasty, legs sticking out of their mouths, wiping guts from their lips. I felt rich and famous and was quite happy. Next part of the dream I'm in a ritzy restaurant and Denzel Washington walks over to me and starts grilling me on the immorality and health issues of squashing bugs and simply feeding them to people under the disguise of jelly. He said "You know ... my mother eats those." and then he got angry, I was about to get my ass whooped by Denzel when I woke up completely amused and wished the dream lasted longer

I have dreams where I can't manipulate things like cell phones or calculators, especially under pressure. For example I appear at an accident scene and try to call for help but I keep hitting the wrong numbers. Or I'm doing a presentation and trying to use a calculator in front of everyone and keep screwing up the numbers. It's scary because I'm an accountant.

>>745223983
I'm serious about the dreams too. They are so real it has to be memory residue.

I was a magnificent beast. My fur was golden brown. My left ear was torn but I could still hear. I used to hunt and take down big animals. Early one winter when the snow came, I took out a deer, dragged it to my cave and I was set for winter. It was cold so the meat didn't go off.

I've seen reflections in rivers when the bear was drinking. Absolutely stunning.

I'm not trolling, this isn't mental illness, just residue from a past life

>I even had graphic bear sex dreams