ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS!

>>745212410
Anyone want to hear about the girl I raped in high school?

>>745212565
sure

If it's green you fuck

>>745212565
>>745212631
Alright here goes
>be 16 year old in high school. Huge band guy
>me and friends are playing some rock song at a park
>this one goth girl comes up to us and asked for our autographs. Says we are pretty good
>doubt but okay
>she's into me the most
>bass player so I guess she thought I had good fingers
>she's 19 and we hit it off pretty well. She's from a town over so completely different social circles
>no mutual friends or anything
>we call and text a lot and meet up like every week or more for dates and stuff
>she's super catholic btw
>when I finally convince her to get naked for me she does it and says we shouldn't go any farther
>I pressure her and she doesn't fight back at all
>feels good man
>tight pussy and a fat ass
>she was kinda chubby but had a nice body. Double Ds
>I didn't use a condom because dumb teenager
>she says don't cum inside her
>not on the pill cause catholic
>dumb teen so wasn't thinking
>oh shit man
<orgasm so good I mess up the green text
>she's crying and yells at me then goes to bathroom to wash it out
>oops.jpg
>we don't see each other for a while. Like four weeks
>she wouldn't return my calls or texts. Probably because I might have raped her
>then I get a call but I didn't answer in time. Voicemail was left
>she says this is super important and we have to talk
>she's crying real bad
>get another call the next day and she's crying this time too
>says that she wants to see me face to face to tell me this because it's going to change our lives
>realize she must be pregnant
>ghost her
>voicemails go from sad to angry to depressed to angry and sad again
>one last voicemail
>"I hate you"
>that's the last I heard of her

after a 6 year omegle career I've decided to retire
643 cum videos made
Hall of fame stats.

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>be me 14, 6 years ago
>getting experimental
>home alone, go to bathroom
>spot tube of chapstick
>start fucking my own ass with it
>FeelsGoodMan
>suddenly I hear my dog slam into the door
>wtf
>I flinch, my sphincter sucks in the tube like Kirby
>panic
>start digging in my ass trying to pull it out
>can't get a hold, slippery as hell
>it moves to the side of my asshole
>resides there and I forget about it

>present day
>I can still feel it lodged in my asshole
>hasn't caused any problems except minor occasional pain
>

>>745212795
enjoy the child support payments

>>745212795
You know I got my girl pregnant shortly after high school, and I went through hell going from broke ass kid to head of household, I lost the first 7 months of my son's life, I never got to see him because I crossed states to find a job and home for us, the thought of somebody being a pussy and not manning up just makes me angry, you fucked that kids life up, anon, its not a rape story its abandonment

>>745212795
You fucking coward

>>745213116
medfag here, get that out asap you fucking retard. Any bacteria that comes from your shit and gets lodged there will just create an infection, thats grade school shit. Chances are you already have an infection but your body is fighting it off well, thats what i get from the pain. But if one of these days its serious and there is a bad infection, it will be VERY fucking risky to get it removed when its already started. Honestly you idiot.

>>745213116
lol

>>745213118
>>745213163
This happened in like 2004. I've still yet to get child support payments. For all I know she could have gotten an abortion or put the kid up for adoption. And plus if you couldn't already tell I'm not the best person. It's better that I'm not in this kid's life at all

>>745213116
bro wtf you are lying i know you've taken shits since then.

I lost my virginity to a 40 something guy at a KOA campground when I was 12.

>>745212410
i don't know if i'm asexual or just shy
i never had interest in sex but i masturbate
what am i /b/?

>>745213629
Class 2 Faggot

>>745213629
A fag

>>745213462
Not a Good person? Ha! That's bullshit. I'm a goddamn sociopath, still a father, damn good one too, the best, you wanna assume the mom killed her child or abandoned it like you did? That's some serious projecting there

>>745212410
I had sex with AJ's couch.

>>745213672
>>745213671
Shut up you guys. thats not funny

>>745213536
But do you? Honestly? All your life you have been thinking that everybody has been shitting just like you. But have you ever witnessed another human being shit right in front you? The cameras are lying to you, you are the only person to ever haven taken a shit.
>wake up America

>>745213587
Jesus. I knew KOA’s were white trash but fuck man

>>745213462
Cop out, guess you live with it your whole life though

>>745213672
>This

>>745213320
Hey medfag always wanted to ask this
If your body is fighting an infection does that make it harder for the body to fight off a second infection? How does it delegate?

>>745213684
Don’t be a whiteknight you fag nobody gives a fuck

i secretly set up a life insurance.

i'm one of those retards who thought a kid and wife would give his life a purpose or whatever.

now i got a beautiful and smart wife and a great kid and still, all i think about is ending my life. well i guess everybody got his problems.

>>745213822
No attention whoring internet pussy to try to slay in this thread you disgusting newfag fuck, I'll post all I want til i get banned you just sit there and watch

>>745213684
I don't want to assume that. I'm saying that could have happened for all I know. Although if I had to guess I would say 50% she keeps it, 15% abortion, 35% adoption. And plus she isn't the only girl I might have gotten pregnant and left. She's just the only one I know for sure

>>745213852
You know depression is a chemical disbalance in your brain. It's like diabetes
You'll never be happy if you don't take meds

>>745213852
suicide isnt covered by life insurance

my wife fucks our two black labs

she's a music teacher in our small town, so we keep it very secret

>>745213945
What if he jumpes infront of a train.
Nobody will know if it was suicid or an accident

>>745213947
post porn

>>745213739
Yeah whatever. If the kid ever tracks me down I'll get them a car or something. I have a good enough job now that I can do that

>>745213914
I got nothing more to say to you, you already know you fucked up peoples lives

>>745213997
Exactly! And plus I don't need to get someone pregnant to ruin their life. I got my high school bully disowned by his dad because I outed him as gay. That shit was hilarious too

>>745213911
U legit mad on /b/ you fuckin jackass. Go be a good Dad or whatever lmao

>>745213914
More? Jesus fuck man who else's life did you ruin?

>>745213797
Another medfag here. Your body only has so many resources to dedicate to fighting infection. It is a finite amount. Different infections will get different resources. Your body will generate more resources eventually (WBC's) but myriad other factors go into it.

>>745214133
Not mad I just know how to take out the trash

I lost my virginity to a 15 year old girl when i was 19. Im 31 now and i still like teen girls.

>>745212795
She was probably not even pregnant and just wanted to tell you she loves you.

>>745212410
Molested when I was kid. Went on for over 2 years.

>>745213934
Marilyn?

>>745214478
No she was. And plus I took her virginity by raping her. What part of that would make her love me?
>>745214325
I took a vacation to the Philippines once in college with some friends. There was probably like 3 different girls I fucked. One of them without a condom because she was like 15-17 and said they were virgins. I came in her and never gave her my real name or number after she told me that she wasn't on the pill. Another thing like that in Mexico in 2015. Although the Mexican girl was like 23 I think

>>745213736
Bonus points: I'm a guy too.

>>745214645
She was a cunt anyway.

>>745213947
Why are women more open to fucking dogs than me?

I met a 50 year old lady, good looking milf I've got her phone number because I'm helping her son. I thought that we had a connection. I'm craving to send her a message except that she is married. I've she is not interested im fucked for life. She could even tell my boss. Should I take the risk?

>>745215045
How old are you? And as long as you're not sending dick pics.

Fongered

>>745215095
In your moms backseat?

>>745215091
I'm 28, but I could lose my job. I need some way to get in contact with her without directly outing myself. I need some plausible deniabilty

>>745212795
You must be a nigger.

>>745215203
How about you just give it a shot like a reasonable adult. Don't be autistic and she won't treat you like one. If she isn't interested she'll let you know. Just don't try to rape her. You can't be punished for flirting my dude

>>745215222
Bitch I'm probably whiter than you

>>745213629
same here

>>745215550
Whiter than an arier?

I've had sex with my gf's dad more times than I've done it with her.

>>745215799
Y tho

>>745215811
Because he's 6'5'', pure muscle, cums like a fountain, and his dick is so big, I swear it has a knee joint.

I fingered my mom's car in the backseat of my mom.

>>745214864

my wife is just a degenerate

>>745215757
Yep. 55% British isles, 45% Norse(Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Iceland)

I only shit in showers. Don't invite me over to your place.

>>745215892
What do the dogs look like? Also how big are their cocks and how often does she do this?

>>745215997
So you're only a 55% indian-nigger.

>>745215883
If that's what's sexy to you I guess

My wife and I hosted an exchange student from India a couple years ago. She went home 4 months pregnant.

I'm a 31 year old virgin

I have a habit of jacking off in public places and always get away with it. Never been caught. I used to do it all the time in school.

I was forced to suck my preachers dick several times when I was about 7.

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I like big tits shhhhhhhhhh

>>745216040

both are black labs, maybe two feet tall or so and about 75 lbs

one is a little over 8" and the other a little over 7". she does this maybe 1-2 times each moth with both dogs

>>745215892
But like, I could be fucking your wife. I'm sitting here wasting my hot carnation milk while she's tickling her roast beef to dogs. It makes no sense, I tell you.

>>745212908
Tell me stories from your career

>>745216122
Yer a wizard, Hairy

>>745216246
Yep. Still waiting on my wizard powers...

>>745216196
How did this start? Like had she done this with other dogs before?

>>745216274
Bro just go get massages until they play with your dick

>>745216285

i brought it up when we were drunk. she didn't seem interested at all, but agreed to watch some porn of it.

after watching it for a few months, she wanted to get a dog :)

I exposed my girlfriend online

>>745216300
There aren't any massage parlors near where I live. At least not the happy ending kind.

I've tried to do gay shit. I fucked a guy in the bootyhole once. It wasn't much, mainly just trying to get inside. Then cumming as soon as I got a little progress.

I've tried to do trannies but it never works and I always don't want to do it when push comes to shove. I have no sexual desire for men or romantic feelings.

I guess im just horny and guys are too. If women sucked dick as much as men I probably wouldn't even consider guys.

But as of now I'm thinking about using a glory hole. I've had my dick in a guy's mouth before but it just felt awkward. With women there's this mental turn on. Not with guys.

>>745216424
You never know until you try. Go to the Asian ones. If nothing else you get a massage

>>745216437
I've sucked few dicks. And it's just a turn on for me too

>>745212410
I don't have any

>>745216422
Are you two the only ones that know?

>>745216499
I've never sucked a dick. Probably won't in all honesty. It would have to be an expensive tranny. Guys aren't attractive to me at all.

What do you think though? Do you think im just horny?

I'm pretty sure I was molested as a kid, I have bizarrely pertinent memories of being in my older friends closet (when i was like 7 or 8, maybe younger) and he put his hands on my wrists above my head, he forced his dick in my mouth and i thought it was a game or something, idk


I think he was around 14, so he was ripe with sexual feeling, ever since then i've had this weird feeling with my sexuality.

I can imagine getting raped by anyone and not feel a thing because i know it's just a fantasy, but when i imagine him doing this i feel queezy. I remember the details perfectly but they are still hazy.

>>745212410
> be me. 25 y/o virgin.
>Cute girl and i were hanging out after work (she was selling me weed)
>i heard from other co-workers that she said i was hot.
> We meet on her front porch and she goes upstairs to grab the weed.
>She takes like 20 min.
>i text her asking "where'd you go?"
> she replies "sorry omw"
>Comes back in this tight red summer dress.
>She hands me the weed and we proceed to smoke.
>her guy roommate (whose missing a tooth) comes down and hangs out with us
>hes a cool dude
>We talk, she gives me "fuck me" eyes a couple times
>we finish smoking the third blunt.
>i decide to leave and she gives me this surprised and then almost angry look.
>I still leave.
The fuck is wrong with me, guys?

>>745216595
If this is the situation so yes, you're just horny like I am

>>745216551

yes, we haven't told anyone. i doubt we ever will

>>745216691
>The fuck is wrong with me, guys?
Weed.

>>745216691
You put the pussy on a pedestal

>>745216710
You don't think you're gay?

Why do i still have feelings for this
Girl

>>745216768
virgin weirdo stoner dude here, your point is incredibly valid.

>>745216830
Because you haven't had your dick fiddled with by another girl

I fucked my best friend's passed out gf at his 21st.

>>745216794
very true. but i also feel like im expected to perform a certain way with her, and i have no experience, and then my other coworkers hear about how awkward at sex i am. kinda just dont feel like shitting where i eat/work

>>745216691
Did you know she wanted to fuck you when you were high or did you just realize it afterwards?

>>745216819
I don't think I am or simply I don't care. I have a long term girlfriend

>>745216731
Does she get knotted by them? Also are you guys near Washington state? If you are I'd like to see this in person

>>745216872
Does he know? Story please

>>745216894
no, but i know that she told my other coworkers that she thought i was hot . (i got a pretty drastic haircut and shave recently, so i think theres a bit of an ugly duckling thing going on)

>>745216830
Only faggots have feelings for girls.

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>>745216830

is she whitmazing?

>>745216859
I have though, first love I guess.
>>745217030
Project harder, bitcj

>>745216955
So everyone was drunk at his 21st. We ran out of alcohol so he and his friends left to go get more. I stayed behind to look after all the passed out and drunk people. I stumbled upon his gf in his bedroom out cold. Gave her a couple pokes, a couple shoves, opened her eyes and still nothing. I gave her tits a squeeze and still nothing. So i closed the door, pulled down her pants and panties and proceeded to have some fun with her. After about 15 minutes i came inside her so i finished up, cleaned us both up, redressed her and then left her there. No one knows except me and she wasn't pregnant so i win.

>>745214097
Thats amazing

>>745216944

if i don't help, there's maybe a 50/50 chance. but if i help it's 100% lol

not near wa state :/ sorry guy

>>745216883
Nothing wrong with not shitting where you eat but you're constipated. You need to get that shit out of you before you grow sick. Also fuck expectations.

Boy just be yourself. If people don't like you after you're being yourself FUCK EM. Let me tell you a something. I used to go out with a girl when I was about your age. I tried to please her pappy all the time. WENT OUT MY WAY to please her pappy. I come in one day and say "Nice weather we're having." he said "You can't say that. You can't say that. It might rain." I said "nice tie you got on" he said " you can't say that. You can't say that. My wife tried to choke me with it."

The point im trying to tell you son, is be yourself. If people don't like you after you're being yourself FUCK EM. FUCK EM UP AGAINST THE WALL WITH HANDCUFFS ON AND CRAZY GLUE ON THEY LIPS! That's all you do...

>>745216935
Are you attracted to guys and would you date one? If it was acceptable

>>745212795
this smells niggerish

I beat the shit out of some kid because he threw a rock at me. I'm 24.
>woke up to gf screaming at me because i didn't do the dishes previous night
>tripped down the porch steps on the way out the door
>stepped in a deceivingly deep puddle on the way to work
>co worker called out that day and didn't do this one paper work, so i had to do it
>someone stole the lunch i packed
>dollar short at the food court
>finally works over
>on the way home these kids (ranging from 14ish to 17ish) gathered around bench yelling about some shit
>as i pass by one of them thinks it's funny to trip me
>i brush it off and continue on
>then he throws a pebble at me and i snap
>throw my jacket to the ground turn around and hit the fucker across the jaw
>as he was down i kicked him in the side and spit at him
>picked up jacket and continued on my way home
>other kids laughing their ass off as main kid is crying
>got home to gf screaming about the dog pissing on the carpet again
That was one of the worst days I've ever had, but i was happy for the rest of the walk after hitting the kid.

>>745216423
Links plz

>>745216691
idiot.

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These threads feel like they would be used to get people to admit to illegal activities and be apprehended by law enforcement, or put on some list somewhere.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist or any of that dumb shit, but these threads are made multiple times a day with the same pictures and they give me a bad fucking feeling.

Just because your name says anonymous, doesn't mean you actually are.

>>745217304
your wife sucks.

>>745217304
did this happen in eastern europe? i read this with a slavic accent for some reason.

>>745217421
pretty much.

>>745217132
Thats just creepy, nasty and low.

I have a voyeur fetish. I have secretly recorded my younger sister, my brothers girlfriend, her sister, and my cousins girlfriend all undressing/showering. Its my go to fap material when free porn isn't getting the job done.

>>745217132
neat!

>>745217467
your mom is anonymous

>>745217199
lmfao

>>745217481
Nah, i live in Atlanta.

>>745217132
so either youre a sociopath or youre autist af. get help dude, get therapy (i think you can admit to rape and a therapist cant do anything if it was in a different state and you dont give any details that would identify the girl)

seriously, if your post was real, get some fucking help dude. youre fucked in the head and you know it, but you dont care. thats not good, and you know it. get the help you deserve.

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>>745216684
Would you kill him if you had the chance?

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>>745212410

im a gay crossdressing faggot, i have fucked myself in the ass since I was 14, first with thumb, then household items, then I bought my first dildo, second and a trainer set of buttplugs. I wear makeup and wigs until I grew my hair out. I am not trans and have never had sex with a man but i really want to. I have eaten my own cum and cum on my own face a lot.

I am very conflicted about being gay, still think it is wrong, part of me wants a gf (have never had one though not a virgin) and to eventually get married and have children but I can't reconcile that with the fact that I am a disgusting faggot

power is out at our house. my wife is going to spend tonight and beyond at my friends house. with my permission he's gonna get her lit and try to fuck her.

>>745217821
What do you look like? Also gross. In my family she would be considered your whole sister

>>745217842
You've trained your ass might as well take advantage of it

I live a triple lie with three girls who think theyre the only one. Constantly juggling to not get caught, havent so far.

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>>745217935

I'm christian and I know I'm going to hell and God hates me but I feel so afraid to take the final step that I honestly wish somebody would just rape me so I wouldn't have to make the decision, and I also have a rape fetish

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>>745213116

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>>745217873
Us on the way to a relative's wedding

>>745217821
yuck-a-roo, shes gross dude, you just want to fuck her cause she was arround you in your awkward virgin phase, you want to hold onto those feelings of your youth as they slowly fade away with adulthood. You dont actually want to fuck her anymore.

>>745216129
gibe salsa

>>745218116
Brother you're not half bad looking. Just go for it. I'm sure she feels it too. Just try to keep it a secret. I'm not into dudes but you have a high chance.

>>745218158
Nah he might wanna hit that

Alright, Ill bite. Never told anyone this before.

> be me
> twin sister and i always had a thing together ever since we were young
> aka we had been fucking
> eventually sister married some fat sugar daddy with a ton of land
> doesn't like him, but he has a ton of money and its a good way to hide our relationship
> he got me a job after i had a falling out with my old boss (long story)
> i dont marry, no time for a serious relationship with my job
> they barely fuck, as he often hires escorts
> years down the line, she has three kids, all of them are mine, but everyone else thinks they are her husbands, including the supposed 'father'
> tragically, her husband dies in an accident and his children are left without a father and a lot of money and power because of their fathers status
> step in, as any good uncle should
> more opportunities to fuck hot sis, so all is gucci
> however, things arent all great
> the two youngest kids, a boy and a girl, are alright
> but the oldest, a boy, is a bit of a menace
> like, i love him and all, but he can make some rash decisions
> he even had his 'fathers' best friend beheaded on false charges of treason, then started a war with the best friends son and ended up dividing the entire country, with 3 different people trying to claim the iron throne

I've cheated on every gf I've had since Freshman year of high school.

>>745218210

tessa fowler

>>745218050
Let's logic it out. Why would god hate gay people? If god hated gay people why would he put your g spot in your asshole? If there were a god I think he put it there just in case you didn't fuck women but got fucked so you could still enjoy yourself.

That would be my train of thought if I had to design people. And if god didn't want you to fuck or get fucked by dudes why give you the desire?

Rape is cool and all but go get fucked

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>>745218360
>tessa fowler

>>745218313
Yeah you think it was Joffrey. All that shit was Little finger throwing shade because of Cat

>>745213629
>i never had interest in sex but i masturbate
You're already had and having interest in sex. ))

>>74521394 pics or it didn't happen

>>745218313
FUCK I JUST FINISHED REWATCHING SEASON 1 AND I DIDNT GET IT TILL THE END

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>>745218158
I really want to fuck her. It's not a thing that will go away. I've always wanted to and think about it constantly. She really turns me on.

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>>745212410

I like liberal sluts but they'll never fuck me.

>>745218414
the god anon is thinking of doesnt exist. that "god" is just a manmade thing to help force ancient people to have a sense of morals. They had one thing right though; God is everything. god is you, god is me, god doesn't hate himself.

>>745218414
>Let's logic it out. Why would god hate gay people?

i don't know, my dad says so and the bible backs him

> If god hated gay people why would he put your g spot in your asshole?

i'm drunk so not at my best theologically but maybe it's just a coincidence that it feels so good to me or a temptation

>And if god didn't want you to fuck or get fucked by dudes why give you the desire?

i dont know, maybe the devil did it because i'm an evil piece of shit and let him

>>745214793
>Bonus points: I'm a guy too.
Bonus points: Now you're a gay too. :-))

>>745212410
I am dating a 17 yo but am crushing on a 14 yo i met playing overwatch. I'm 22.

>>745212410
here you go

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/do-not-pass-hr672s198-combating-european-anti-semitism-act-2017

>>745212795
I smell a nigger!
Fucking coward!

>>745218313
rip my sides

>>745218590
quit trying to convince them that you know best, and when things get politcal, listen and try to comprehend WHY she would feel that way. Have a fucking discussion dude, dont be some weirdo MAGA asshole who thinks everyone is out to get him.

>>745217132
>she wasn't pregnant so i win.
LOL, its not a fucking game you idiot!

>>745217844
Dubs and that's kinky anon

>>745218313
fucking lost

>>745218672
Don't get involved with 14 year olds. The guilt and shame is awful, and the law can fuck you in the ass.

>>745218937
:) hoping he pulls it off. been a wild stressful week for us. thinking she just might be susceptible and open to his efforts.

>>745218665
Stop holding yourself back and be yourself

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Found nudes of gf's coworker online. Waited till we were at her house and jacked off to them in her bathroom. pic related

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>>745218313

>>745219150
Thanks anon. I want to keep playing with her and talking to her regardless though. Do you have experience with this?

>>745212410
I have a rape fetish. I fantasize about it constantly, and baited a friend into raping me once. I really want to do it again.

>>745215118
How did you know ??? Never told anyone

>>745218313
kek'd

>>745218313
> he even had his 'fathers' best friend beheaded on false charges of treason
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>>745219270
pic also related. I wiped my cum on her tooth brush

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>>745219394
I've said some stupid things over kik to a girl that age when I was 19. I look back and only feel intense shame and self loathing. Thank christ nothing went anywhere.

It's probably fine to just play overwatch though. Just don't get at all romanticly or sexually involved.

>>745218116
dick pics now!

>>745216003
>only shit in showers
Me too

>My first piece of ass was a post-op transsexual who was a friend of my mom's and was recovering from the sex change surgery at our house.
>She came in my room one night while I was masturbating and gave me my first blow job. Quite good at it, of course! Deep-throated me when I came.
>Relatively pretty face and big fake tits. 2nd night she rode my cock with her new pussy until I came.
>3rd night she rode my cock and put it in her ass, I came harder as it was much tighter than the fake pussy!
>4th night she came into the bathroom when I was pissing and took my cock in her mouth, drank my piss then blew me while I was sitting on the toilet and fucking her pussy with my big toe. I came harder than ever before that night.
>That was the last time, she went back to her place after that. She invited me to come over but I was too chickenshit to do it.

When I was in college my roommates stole nudes of my gf off an sd card. At first I was pissed and my gf was mortified. Then I realized I was kinda turned at how violated she was and that there was nothing either of us could do about it.

When I was 6 or 7 me and my best friend would fuck he was the same age. Look back and think about what happened.

>>745220160
It really is a pleasure to just do shoo-shoo in the shower. One careful transplant to the toilet later and you're looking good.

>>745220584
Indeed
- And it's the perfect setting to examine your poop for texture, colour smell and taste first!
(Bonus for blood clogs and mucus during periods)

>>745217842
The answer is get a gf who's into faggots.

>>745220273
No regrets?

>>745220273
On the 5th night did she give you a partridge in a pear tree?

>>745221049
That's the first night dipshit. 5th is golden rings.

>>745221110
I just was laughing it sounded like the song lol.

No regrets. Never had another gay experience and been happy with women ever since. That was 40 years ago.

>>745213629
Masturbate to??

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>>745214478

>>745212410
This one time i spilled milk and someone else cried

>>745212410
I have one. I once posted to a share your secrets thread.

Need to get shit off my chest. did a mfm, was disappointing. Still cringe about it. Parts of it were hot, parts weren't. Trigger warning: has some gay shit

> big night drinking at beergarden
> my friends piked out
> I sat with some new friends. A guy and girl, none of us knew each other
> Getting along fine we keep the night going
> pub closes decided to get kebabs
> Guy asks girl if she wants to go back to his place
> im real put out, thinking she was my territory
> she says jokingly 'no I can't trust you, you'll do bad things to me, I'll only go back if anon comes too.'
> She puts her arm round my shoulder
> us guys do bro fist pump
> looks like this night just got better
> walk couple blocks singing bon jovi songs
> get to this guys place, he pours us some drinks
> room is spinning
> shit starts going down.
> she crawls over to him sits on his lap and they start kissing
> like where this is going
> i go over and am rub her back and shoulders
> She pulls me down so I'm sitting right next to him
> puts her legs on me and naturally my hands go between her thighs
> she opens her legs and I work my way to her cunt
> feel her up
> she lies back
> so its now just us two guys sitting uncomfortably close to each other and a girl lying across us
> one leg on the floor, panties pull aside so her pussy is fully exposed and both of us guys are exploring her
> we are almost fighting over her cunt
> things progressing we get our clothes off
> i got whiskey dick
> faaark
> she sucks and faps me, is trying hard but im feeling the pressure to perform
> the more i wanna get hard the less its gonna happen
> no probs, ill just chill a bit, focus on something else
> we put her on the ground, i get between her legs and eat her out
> he kneels beside her head and facefucks her
> this is all pretty awesome but a couple times i have to stop, am really spaced out
> im sneakily trying to fap myself hard but its not working
More coming...

I write cheesy high school romance stories and shipping fanfiction
I don't drink or smoke because my dad became was an addict who beat my mom and ruined her life.
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my university classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumor I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.
In high school girls used to befriend me so I would do their work. They were always upbeat and nice, would constantly ask me about my weekend, and tell me how smart and sophisticated I was. Eventually I started fucking up and they all moved onto the autistic kid who also got good grades.
When I was a teenager, I used to do weird/disgusting shit to make my friends laugh. More than once I dropped my pants and danced around because I had a small dick and it made them laugh to see me humiliate myself. I would do anything to make someone like me.
I like the band Echosmith
I've spent 100 dollars on girlfriend audios

>>745221442

> seeing her sucking on his boner makes me feel more useless and under pressure
> usually get hard 250 times a day, now im in this situation i cant get it up
> tells me to get on her
> she wants the D
> i lie on her but nothing doing
> shes got her hands between my legs hoping to grab hold of a hard dick to help slide into her
> ive just got some embarrassing skin flapping around
> she says will help me get it up
> gets him to sit on the sofa
> she sits on him but facing me as i sit on the floor
> impales herself on his dick
> starts riding him
> even says to me, 'this view will get you hard'
> kisses her own tits, Gives me a first class show, pretty awesome to see her bouncing on a cock
> i move in
> start kissing her tits
> am actually in between his legs but shes in between us so its not gay
> sucking titties with my hands up and down her sides, shes going off
> worked my way down to her pussy
> Licked her slit a bit
> conscious that there is a cock only an inch or two away
> im mostly focused on licking her, im starting to get hard a little so this is promising
> my tongue briefly connects with his dick a couple times. Not intentional just as she was bouncing on him
> they stopped moving and I find myself really getting into her, just worshipping that pussy

One more incoming

>>745221499

> lick nibble suck her
> im getting hot and bold put my tongue down around her hole
> which meant he was getting it from me too
> lick up and down his shaft
> Give his balls some attention too
> get back to her, then lick from his balls all the way up to her clit
> i think there was a point where it was less about them fucking and more about me going at them both with my mouth
> I've got my hard on going, he's in on this shit finally
> im focusing on chewing on her flaps while she slowly fucks him
> she sits up and he slips out of her
> his dicks in my face
> put my lips around it
> start sucking
> Cock in mouth while staring right at a pussy. Weird
> She is in between us so he and I can't see each other
> he's pumping his hips up meeting my mouth, things are starting to go off
> realise I'm giving a full on gay bj
> 'just don't think about it, you don't know these people, none of your friends will find out'
> think at one point I've got four hands on my head
> need a break I sit back
> look up, see her staring at me, and I suddenly feel real beta
> this hot chick has been watching me sucking cock,
> uggh wtf am i doing to myself?
> tell her I'm starting to freak, I don't do gay
> They BOTH said keep going, she added 'this is SO hot to watch'
> i chicken out and say 'nah, that's enough, let's do something else'
> felt real gross and go to the toilet
> spent a few minutes in there looking at myself in mirror feeling like an idiot for getting so drunk and fucking up like this
> walk back out, theyre fucking missionary on the floor
> i put my clothes on
> they dont pay any attention to me
> its a hot scene watching her get ploughed but im not in the mood anymore
> head to the door.
> go home
> walked through park a block away from my place
> NOW of all times I get wood again
> sit at the playground. Pull my dick out, he's raging hard
> fap myself, cum on the ground
> feel like a dickhead, that's one I should have given to her

Not one of my best nights.

I'm the reason why you can search my exs name on google and find her nudes ... I don't feel bad

Don't understand the world today. These heaux made it to the billboard 100 and the it remake sucked but everyone goes to see it anyway and says its good

>>745212410
I cheated on my boyfriend with his best friend. The friend is an amateur artist, does life drawings. Asked me if I'd be willing to pose for him. He's a nice guy, so I agreed. Go to his place and it becomes apparent that he draws a lot of nudes. He thought I knew that, and thought I had agreed to pose that way. A bit turned on by the idea, I agreed to. I disrobe and pose for him. There's a fair bit of sexual tension as he sketches me, as I'd never done something like this and he could tell I was excited. When he finished, we ended up having sex then and there. Never told my boyfriend about it. It was a one-time thing.

>>745222307
What's her name?

>>745221699
Moar bro! I've got horny from your tale!

>>745221699
Sounds pretty hot to me. Who cares? You were all into it. You chickened out, and you missed out on an awesome experience.

These are all cuckold-related threads spammed on /b/ by Project Normalize and PornHub and friends.

>What would you do?
>Pics you're not supposed to share
>Cock/cum tribute threads
>Girlfriend/wife/ex threads
>Umad white boi? threads
>Facebook/Instagram threads
>Generic cuckold threads
>Digits rolling for nudes threads
>Fake incest threads

These threads are all spammed by the same groups and are all related to cuckoldry. Give every one of them SHIT. Jews on full damage control!

[email protected] is the email by OP doing the cock tribute threads pushing a cuckold narrative. He literally just gave it out. give him shit. >>745220167

>>745222613
Tell him you faggot

>>745222982
Why? How would that benefit me or him or the friend? Like I said, it's never happened since.

I never had a girlfriend, but I'm extremely into chubby cuties and girls with big fake tits. I secretly wish I would get a wife with a body like that.

>>745222613
I've heard some "artists" do this as a way of getting laid. Find a shy girl who'll be turns on by posing nude, talk about it being artistic to get her clothes off, then make a move when she's horny. You bf's buddy might have been trying to get you in bed right from the start. Just saying.

>>745218050
Jesus fucking Christ, this is the problem with religion.

There is literally nothing wrong with being gay.

Remember it, repeat it, and internalize until you believe it. Go suck some dicks. Find a guy who's willing to (with consent beforehand) hold you down and call you a sissy faggot as he fucks you.

I knew a guy like you in high school. Gay, but tried to fight it. Dated every girl who'd say yes. It didn't work out because you can't change that shit. He's openly gay now and much happier.

Fuck god, go suck dick

>>745212410
Over the past few years my family has been lying about everything and blaming me while telling my I'm lying. No one will help but near complete strangers. Even the police won't help at this point. I'm forced to live in the same house with no options.

>>745223270
"Photographers" do this all the time with alt girls with nose rings or dyed hair.

All you gotta do is bullshit and say youre a photographer when all you do is take pictures at clubs.

>>745223400
Yeah I imagine a decent camera setup and some charisma could take you a long way with all the wannabe models out there.

Used to cam with and meet older guys from Craigslist etc throughout my teens, sucked a lot of dick and got fucked a few times. Still think about it and want to do it again but have a gf now.

>>745218590

Liberal sluts will fuck anyone. Literally anyone. It's a go to when I can't find anyone respectable. Learn to smoke some weed or have a couple of drinks with a girl when no one else is around. They will blow you out of boredom if nothing else.

>>745223270
I don't think it was like that. He really did do a ton of sketches, had them all over the place in his room. I think he just wanted a model.

>>745218846

Pussy answer, rarely works. I argue "conservative" positions intelligently and passionately and I get tons of lefty bitch pussy. They love the confidence and intelligence from a man, something they don't get from liberal cucks.

>>745222893
I suppose thats one way to look at it. Yeah I dunno want to think about it. Regret, shame, embarrassed, and then kicking myself for not dealing with it better. Recognise it was a random unplanned experience and theyre usually the mist chilled. I blame alcohol mostly for my night falling apart. Oh well, what's done is done.

>>745223652
This

It's about how you present yourself. I've fucked Antifa punk rocker girls while wearing a nazi helmet I bought off Ebay.

>>745222808
OK didn't expect that response. Sorry mate, that's all that happened. As I told this anon >>745222893 realise I should've been more grown up about it and not cockblocked myself

>>745223606
see
>>745223400

If she was a raver/emo/scene/hipster/pastel/antifa/daddy-little girl she was an easy deliberate target.

>>745223606
If you say so. From what it sounds like, you played right into his hands, but maybe I'm wrong.

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>>745216129
that tickled my jimmies

>>745223868
I'm a bit shy, but definitely not any of those bullshit subcultures.

>>745223994
Don't lie. You're a geeky girl into daddy-doms who sketches on tablets in your bedroom while having anxiety during the day.

>>745222708
You still here ?

>>745224032
Geeky, sure. Not any of the rest though. Not everyone is fucked up, you know.

>>745224036
Yes

>>745218313
hahahah choice

>>745223860
Good luck to you!

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>>745224188
This is your ex then? Why'd you expose her, just for kicks?

>>745224110
>Cheats on some deadbeat hippie/hipster artist
>Not fucked up

Uniforms get me off so I bought the top half of a sheriff uniform on eBay and I'm googling legit sheriff gear to build a uniform with.

>>745224314
Hmm. Fair enough point I guess. Wasn't really a hippie or deadbeat though.

During an excursion to the city a former classmate did a thing while a friend was there and tried to say she was a pornstar and that it was okay. He left and she got stressed out because I spoke up about it. Then the place was swarmed with students and they tried to fight me for saying that not okay to do

I hate black people

Despite colonic pressure abation, I poop more then once occasionally.

>>745224297
That's her ... yeah I enjoy people jerking to her

>>745224344
I'm glad I got this off my chest

>>745224471
John Bettendorf

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I was pretty fucking hormonal in my teens and would get extremely horny.

When I was 14 or so I would record videos and live stream myself beating off, pouring massage oil all over myself, fingering myself, pissing small underwear etc.

I wish I still had some of them but theyre all gone. Sometimes I think about doing it again for the thrill, but the allure of being jailbait is gone now.

>>745224297
Post more

>>745224297
Do you like or dislike ?

>>745224837
Pretty good stuff. What was she like in bed?

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>>745217467
fucking this honestly, these threads give me the willies

>>745221699
Understandably gay. Although I would have finished

>>745224879
Post your favorite ... good she takes it up the ass like a champ ... swallows .. likes public sex ... she's bi ... deep throaty all the good stuff

>>745224663
Sounds gross

>>745219394
not advice anon, i was 16 dating a 13 year old and the stigma of being called a pedo will never go away. we dated for 3 years till i was 19 and her 16 and people bring it up repeatedly.

>>745217467
That's exactly what they are. Also data mining threads for bitcoins.

>>745217467
This.

I only admit tame shit.

>>745225097
I repress really rough memories. I've probably witnessed murders

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One time an entire cop team busted into my house at 7 AM

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> be me, 15yo
> was into crossdressing for years
> at neighbour girl bra outside
> plantosteal.jpeg
> tells my mother I'm going outside
> grab it, hiding under jacket
> decide best to wear it
> suddenly car appears, seeing me in bra
> wonder if driver remembers
> back home, jerking of, FeelsBadMan
> police appears
> panic.png
> never revealed = criminal mastermind

>>745225237

For what

>>745225147
I repress so much my brain cracked

i enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation

>>745225237
Sounds like a sexy party

>>745213914
But you didn't even answer her calls. Unless she said the words 'im pregnant' in the vms, you don't know for sure. Just cause you busted inside of her doesn't mean shit, I've busted in my girl a few times and only ever got her pregnant once.

My vision isn't what is used to be. When I look outside at night it's nearly plasma black.

>>745225906
Seriously? You do that? That's disgusting.

I once flopped out my dick at a nudist beach

I secrete a shitload of precum and girls think i've came.

>>745222613
Keep it that way

>>745226577
Yeah, I was going to tell him once but decided against it. It'd be too cruel.

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i spy on my 66yo mother in law and jerk to her pics.

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I once farted on the set of blue lagoon.
also i am not brooke shields

>>745223606
Whatever bitch you got titanic'd and you know it