YLYL!

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>>745201165

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https://youtu.be/VPhfu9pXwpM

>>745201813
What a great and unbelievably good deal.

>>745201813
Nope

>>745201929
So unbelievably that I don't believe it... So I'm not going to go..

>>745202029
It's legit. I have 3.

>>745202163
No you don't.

>>745201912
Y u gay tho

>>745202241
prove it

>>745201927

I hope you drown you fucking waste of jizz

>>745201927
K

>>745201927
Lame

>>745201927
Dead meme

>>745202305
Wow, someone selling something for essentially nothing and you want me to prove its not a scam, suckle a cock and learn what the burden of proof is you knuckle dragger...

Most disappointing ylyl thread I have stumbled upon in years.. full of shitty normie memes someone stole off ifunny. Sage and abandon this shit

>>745201515
I lost it

>>745202490
Agreed. I havent been on /b/ in a few months and the only thing different is the shit tier ylyl threads.

>>745202466
They're like $10 each m8. It's added in shipping. It's the same shit those as seen on tv products do shit.

>>745202663
Are you paid to shill these watches on 4chan? This shits been going on for a while now

>>745201515
my homie one short of a chromie
my homie with an extra chromie

>>745202663
>m8

Uh oh they're getting trendy!

>>745202719
I'm not even him. He's probably just a bot. But they're alright looking watches.

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>>745201927

>>745201689
still worst thing on /b/

>>745202852
Mmhmm sure. And with another computer to my right I can be a 12yo boy from Kentucky looking for a nice man to pound my ass, get fucked..

>>745201927
fucking ladyboy

>>745201165
Cops might be looking for something like that.
I would run the string down and under the carpet or a rug and back up to the pin, so incase someone is opening the door carefully looking for a trap, they won't see it coming.

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>>745201927

>>745201927
fuckin retard.

>>745201693
This is what I see every time I see one of those stupid pictures that someone force animated.

>>745203133
Actually, you can make a reverse spring board mechanism by the hinges. This way, as they open the door, it'll pull out the pin with very little resistance.

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>>745202814
Haven't lost in a long time, so this imaginably hurt

>>745201912
kill yourself

>>745201813
reported for spam , fuck off kike

>>745203071
>being this paranoid about cheap watches

>>745202574
dammit.. actually lost

>>745201927
nigger

>>745203499
this wouldn't be 4chan if someone wasnt blaming jews for something

>>745201927
wag

>>745203499
>Shilling yourself this hard trying to sell said cheap shit watches.

>>745203400
This too.
Wow, I never realized the myriad of ways that a door trap can be hidden.

>>745201927
Whoah-damn

>>745201515
Nonsense. People with DS have MORE chromosomes, not less.
Scientifically illiterate cunt.

>>745202849
The fear fades away

>>745203692
I bet you didn't even look at the website.

>>745201813
Are you guys seriously having success baiting people here into buying that shit?
If not, why the fuck are you here?

>>745201927
Bruh

>>745203881
Goddamn right I didn't, lol, I'm not giving that shit hole my clicks.

>>745203882
I bought some. They're exceptionally adequate. They look alright so it's worth the price.

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>>745203499
fine if i buy your stupid fucking watch will u leave

>>745203952
>muh clicks
Adblock means no ads which means no money.

>>745203715
Running the cord down sure as fuck wouldn't work.

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>>745201165

here i am!

>>745204003
That's a pretty good deal, just find the seed of the slowest-growing tree you can, and you just die before the hanging comes

>>745204060
I want to argue this, but I don't feel like trying to describe or drawing what I'm talking about.
You can have that one, you win.
Congrats!

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>>745204199

>>745204045
I give 0 fucks.
Who wears a watch except vanity fags anyway? It's 2017, there's no point.

>>745203854
>Scientifically illiterate cunt
Because a meme has so much bearing on someone's knowledge

>>745204367
>pulling out your phone when you want to know the time
Unprofessional as fuck desu

>>745201927
sapsvasdfvas

>>745204477
Only if your profession is selling lame ass knock off vanity watches for faggots.

>>745201927
Can you just kill my dad thanks

>>745204610
Apparently not. You haven't bought one yet so you can't say we sell to faggots.

>>745204678
You're on /b/, you're selling to faggots. Or at least trying to.

>>745201379
why

>>745204718
Just buy one. They're watches. Perfectly mediocre in every way.

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>>745201813
I just saw this asshole in another thread
Tits or gtfo

>>745201379
Who hits a spider with a phone book?

>>745202814
Yaya Toure?

>>745204965
A man without shoes.

>>745201559
Lost.

>>745203764
How does a landmass use a fork and a knife underage fag anon?

>>745203854
Was going to say this.

>>745204421
Yeah it does because in order to see the humour you mustn't understand DS like whoever made the pic

>>745201481
That was horrible.
Pls dont post it again

>>745204898
He's been spamming that garbage here for what seems like weeks now.
We seriously can't be giving him enough business to be worth it.

>>745201689
I own that same shirt.

Probably the same size too!

>>745201689
Cringing because I remember the campaign they started after this

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>>745204367
not to defend the Indian guy spamming watches, but needing professionals pretty much need them if they're going to need to take a pulse without a vitals machine. especially EMTs who don't always have that shit. and get this: analogue is better because it's easier to glance at it then automatically know when 15 seconds has passed from the second hand going around a quarter if the way. now you know.

>>745204421
This is the best way I've heard it put: with any joke or story, you start with the facts, make your observations and then twist them for effect. That's why a fictional story needs to be based on rules and a joke can't just make shit up.

>>745201927
too many times

>>745205017
Lel, a shoe would be better but I would just use a tissue or pick it up and throw it outside

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>>745205213
You must be some sort of philosopher to understand so much about humour

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>>745204863
That was your best pitch so far.
You should just say that and be honest when you post.

"Hey, anyone want to buy some ok watches that look ok for real cheap? Here"

Just at least be forward when you spam this shit. Show some humility, be self deprecating. People here will buy a turd from you if you tell them it's a turd. If you try to make it sound good they'll shoot you down every time. It's a paradox of this kind of community that advertisers don't get: You can't bullshit bullshitters, at least not very easily.

>>745205354
*healthcare not needing. wtf autocorrect

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>>745205439
They can bite through a tissue.

>>745201927
OH SHIT WADDUP

>>745201165
your attempt at a funny image is the only thing funny about this thread

>>745205316
It's you, anon...

>>745205561
You're not me.

>>745203854
Stop taking up for the downed idiots

>>745201927
lel

>>745205354
When I was a paramedic we just always try to find a wall clock or clock at a bank, we weren't allowed to wear watches.

>>745201689
I came here to laugh, not to feel

>>745205699
what why

>>745205315
I know right

>>745205108
Ask your mother

>>745205741
Newfag

>>745205776
Poor people would steal them.

>>745201689
I felt bad for this guy. I'm glad he got a happy ending though.

>>745201813
Kill yourself

>>745205824
I still think the whole thing was fake and gay.

>>745205699
Too many accidents and thefts. They were becoming a nuisance to the job, so we just stopped allowing them.

>>745205855
What did I do to you?

>>745205901
Kill yourself

>>745205354
>>745205699 what the paramedic said and why the hell even if you could buy a crappy watch then because crap would give you a crap pulse reading

>>745201927
shit tier

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this lol

>>745205936
why :(

>>745205937
This, thank you.

>>745205937
Quartz crystals make timekeeping easy. Any watch can keep near perfect time now. Only a few seconds a month change.

>>745202466

> learn what the burden of proof is

There is no burden of proof defined for two guys bitchin about some thrash watches.

You are really a dumb peace of shit.

>>745201927
memes

>>745201927
Faggotry detected

Porb

>>745201912
Fuck off

>>745205968
there's a second one of these where a girl wants to come over to his house and he cleans it all up in like 3 hours

>>745206037
As a paramedic for 6 years, you learn that those few seconds count.

>>745205972
He's just mad that ze and zis antifa buddies got btfo when they were being a bunch of faggots all the time.

This is weak.

>>745202209
This got me so good.

>>745201927
dsafds

>>745202073
this was on a kids show

>>745205824
Story?

>>745201927

>>745206316
yeah but .0005 seconds out of a 15-30 second pulse reading. really?

>>745201927
Fjsk

>>745203854
>There's only one chromosomal disorder

People with Turner Syndrome have fewer.

Goddamned retards

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>>745204898

>>745201857
lost

>>745206596
Ask Mr Johnston who died on me in Orville last week.

>>745205968
I've met a dude who lives in way worse conditions than this.
>Going to see new dealer i met at uni
>Has a roommate who's room is where the guests hang out
>walk in, pizza on the bed, 4 2 litre coke bottles full of flem on cupboard
>Defuq is this
> Pulls his blanket back to sit on his bed, there is a whole fucking unwrapped BBQ chicken in his bed
> offers me a cones, mentions he just has to clean the guest billy first
>See bong on ground next a bowl of what was food at some point
>Mould is growing up and out of the bowl and has consumed the bong completely
>"No thanks mate i don't feel like a cone right now"
>Grab weed and leave forever.

>>745201927
Kek fag b8

>>745201927
damnit

>>745201927
Fag

>>745206316
Assuming 5 seconds every 30 days, that's 1.67 seconds a day, that's .007 seconds an hour, that's about .0001 seconds a minute, that's about 0.000002 seconds a second.

>>745206694
I would, but your incompetent ass killed him apparently.

>>745206668

they say a man is twice in his swaddling clothes

>>745206854
His complications were... unexpected.
I mean if you could ask him he'd probably agree with me. He was a kind man in many ways.

>>745206730
Literally gasping and crying here

>>745201927
(you)

>>745201927
Cuck

>>745206967
Maybe if you had a watch, he'd be alive. You murdered him.

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fucking die.

>>745206854
god damn dude. not a fair comparison. he may have blamed the watch as a coping mechanism to stave off the fear that every caretaker has: that they can't stop death. for all we know it was 50 years of potato chips and McDonald's that killed Mr Johnson. who can cure that in one ride to the hospital? let him blame his fucking watch.

>>745201927
you can't make me

>>745207234
He wouldn't have to if he bought mine instead.

>>745201927
fuckyou

>>745206311
anyone have this?

>>745207179
I was looking at the clock on the dash of the truck, it's constant 24v feed means perfect timing across it's crystal. The battery on our truck has never died.

>>745207297
goddamn it! lost.

still not buying your shitty watch.

>>745201927
Nigger

>>745206479
A messed up kids' show.