Looking at porn is much alike stargazing.
You'all should definitely show off ur soles btw
Just sayin
stargazing with my dick!
>>745197731
like the soles in our shoes?
>>745197742
Your dick can see?
>>745197823
The soles of ur feet .-.
>>745197869
I'm good thanks
>>745197823
It seeks holes to fill!
Like a 6th sense
nonagon infinity opens the door
I'm fucking melting
Anyone got a walk-in deep freezer
content in these threads has gone way downhill lately
>>745199049
I wish
>>745199093
Faggots bitching and whining has quadrupled!
>>745199093
Few people come back here, and why should they? They found their desires and have no need for this momentary compensation.
Ugghghghhjghhhhh
Fuck texas. Fucking place ruined 3 A/C units so far
>>745200398
I wish I had an AC unit.
Evening everyone! Drunk and here again
>>745200398
That sucks
Gonna go fap into Snarf's ear
>>745200474
Does it get hot enough to warrant having one where you live?
>>745200987
I wish it blew
Get it. Like air conditioning
>>745201639
Some times. Would be nice to have on hard when it does.
>>745201639
That pun made me hit my head
>>745201747
It really is true they say you don't know what you've got til it's gone
Where do you live, if you don't mind me asking?
>>745201903
California
>>745201774
Im a fan of puns
>>745202001
Yeah it can actually get pretty fucking hot over there, especially further inland
>>745202024
Make better ones
>>745202190
Make me
I do what i want
>>745202186
Yeah it can.
>>745202342
Fine!
>air conditioning pun
Jealous of this guy getting blown
Bet that a/c is cold as fuck
>>745203003
Blow me... (Captcha is a stop sign)
>>Captcha told me to stop ...
>>745198750
oh, well I guess that works. Also I thought I sent this forever ago.
>>745203894
Nah fam
Hmm.
>>745204820
I blame you not the captcha then
>>745198629
got the artist?
>>745205092
Royy
>>745204997
I didn't tell you to stop
>never told my a/c to stop either but look what happened there ;~;
>>745205275
thanks, hot pic btw
>>745205307
The plan was not to stop regardless
>>745205465
Cool
>unlike my fucking house
Well shit, might have to to pick up my drunk friend. His freaky bitch gf just broke up with him and now he's wasted and I'm worried
>>745205704
Chill out man it can't be that bad.
>>745205939
GL bro dude
>>745205985
I.. wait wut..
>>745205939
Don't molest him
>>745205939
oh god that can't be good.
>>745206166
but what if he wants to?
>>745205985
Your bf is spaghetti
I don't wanna hear it
>>745206317
Well your bf is...
I'll think of a comeback. Just you wait.
>>745206166
Grossssss he's sloppy drunk and has no booty
I have a bf anyway :>
>>745206214
It ain't, he's the dramatic type. Granted I'm the dramatic type too but still
>>745206141
I don't actually need to drive thankfully, he found a ride
>>745206214
Lucky
>>745206317
I love that filter
>>745206531
Here are your options
>cute
>adorable
>awesome
>amazing
>sweet
>smart as hecc
>>745206533
still, gl with said fall out
>>745206688
Forgot pic, but double dubs ayy
>>745206688
Your bf is American.
>>745206533
either way it sounds like he wasn't in a great position. Hopefully everything will work out for him.
>>745206684
I'm glad I have a bear to willingly molest me
Starting to fall asleep T.T
>>745208520
Bad lux
>>745207777
Mine does too
It was funny this morning
Otter me throwing Mr Bear to sex poses and dry humping him.
>>745207777
Hunnibuns was bruising my balls this morning with his dry humping.
>>745208699
that sounds enjoyable, has he finally loosened up so you guys can actually do anal yet?
>>745208882
was it enjoyable bruising though?
>>745197543
Stop looking up black holes asshole!
>>745208914
No
>>745209094
has he been using a plug every day like he should be?
>>745209250
He never started
Him moving is stressing him out.
At least that's his excuse
>>745197543
Stop fucking avoiding my filter you retarded fucks
>>745210225
No
This is awkward
I feel bad for him guys but idk what to say. I think he just ptfo'd on my porch i can hear him snoring
>>745210225
Stop caring like a woman
A man just trucks on
Yee haw!
Cowboy butt sex!
>>745210570
Drag in or get a ticket
Have on side to prevent barf death
Water bottle available
>>745210902
Agreed, if all he had was your porch to pass out on either invite him to the couch or care package that shit, don't be a douche
>>745209578
oh, well I mean once he starts using it you will be able to do it and snarf will certainly enjoy it (if it was anything like my first time with anal anyways)
>>745211329
My BF's too big and toying isn't helping D= I hate my ass
>>745211086
You got it all wrong we went out to the back porch to have a smoke and he just laid down and fell asleep.
>>745210902
Already done my dude, got him all the necessities: ice water, bread, and a bucket
He's downstairs on my couch now. Sucks he's gotta sleep in the heat, drunk. Also sucks he's got work at 8am. -also- sucks because im the poor bastard who gets to drive him there. Ah well, being a good friend is more important i suppose
Y'all are acting like you've never passed out outside before.
>>745211420
what is the biggest size you can take of your biggest toy?
>>745211448
I...I haven't though.
>>745211553
Well you should.
>>745211448
I have. It sucked. That's why i dragged his drunk ass to my couch kek
Although he might honestly be more comfy out there, its a good 5 degrees cooler than the inside of my house
>>745211721
Sleeping outside is pretty great when you've been up all night getting fucked up.
>>745211430
well good to hear you're handling him well <3
Hopefully he thanks you properly in the morning
>>745211329
Both contracts have been signed, so moving will be in early October.
Hunnibuns is making us watch Hotel For Dogs.
>>745211779
Not for me, im very attractive to parasitic insects and my sinuses get fucked
Plus usually if I'm fucked up, the reason I'm ptfo outside is not out of conscious decision, it is because my body decided it's had enough of my bullshit
>>745211448
Acting like it cause I have passed out outside before, shit sucks waking up with dew all over in September
>>745211889
Chances are he'll just say something along the lines of "can i have some coffee"
And because I'm too fucking nice I'll say "yeah sure" even though he left snot rags on my bed and made it smell like dog
>>745211976
I love my arthropod friends.
I used to party on top of a mountain back home. I'd get fucked up then crash out, sometimes in my car, sometimes I'd crawl under it.
>>745212047
You're obviously not from the desert.
>>745211472
2" thickest part plug with 1" taper.. he's as thick as my wrist which is way thicker. D= even that toy hurts
Been lurking a while, first time contributing.
>>745212122
I'm glad someone does. I do not. I wish there were mountains here, I'd go live on it and never come back
>>745212122
Upstate new york, shit be cold this time of year
>>745212197
How much girth is that?
>>745212266
Classic
>>745212070
Karma will play in your favor eventually.. hopefully
>>745212215
Okay. Go away now.
>>745212245
Everyone should. They are the best. I would rather live in the middle of the desert.
>>745212266
Wear a big coat. Don't be a pussy.
>>745212215
Welcome aboard, fellow degenerate
>>745212270
Look at your wrist, If you're not overweight then there ya go. Right around that
>>745212346
Karma doesn't work properly if i do something nice for someone then begrudge those actions to others
I have learned this. I expect no compensation, personally or cosmically
>>745212378
Thanks. I've been living this furry life for a good minute. I just recently started visiting chans again after a long break.
>>745211612
I'm good on that one thanks.
>>745211895
oh nice, also if you need help getting used to using a plug just incorporate it into your daily routine. It seriously helps.
>>745212197
did you ever use something smaller to get used to it?
>>745212266
I know that feeling all too well. I used to live up there.
I am going to go work on a drawing.
>>745212361
Problem was first time drinking, hammered on half a liter of gin the coat got left behind and i woke up on a jungle gym at the near by park. From what i remember it was a blast though
>>745212445
Holy moly
Good luck dude
>>745212485
All the better, Cool bro is still cool
>>745211329
He fucking better or we're done.
Never had a good time so wouldn't know. Is why I'm being patient with him. 3 yrs, no long distance issue and no sex.
>>745211430
Kinda know feel
>my lvls
M Chance
L David
XL Tucker
>>745212445
HOLY FUCK, are you fisting after it? because that's pretty damn big. not sure why you'd need to be that gaping wide open, but to each their own.
>>745212534
>>745212629
Yea, bought a trainer set... biggest size was still too far off -.- it's basically bite the pillow till the pain goes away at this point. It's irresistible after that but god damn
>>745212715
no T_T i just love a man with a bludgeoning cock
>>745212778
I mean, I will be honest I can't take my biggest plug while I'm all stretched since I don't really know how to get it further since my ass sorta bottoms out there (there is a way to do it but I'm not sure how to pull it off)
>>745212868
and not for that specific reason, can't help i fell in love with my best friend..
>>745212638
Damn 3 years? Im having a hard time waiting 3 months...
>pining intensifies
>>745212634
Thanks my dude, I do pride myself on being a loyal and dependable friend
>>745212928
He's not long just fucking round, it's a rush once comfortable just not a continent fuck. It's always gotta be planned with plenty of time before hand to get ready, only downside
>>745212979
Keep at it, Friend dude is bro man for life
>>745212868
I kinda know what you mean I've taken the knot of a bruiser and David both M, and boy does it feel good but wouldn't want to take that stuff on the reg and have since tightened back up and can knot David anymore.
>>745213040
well I mean if you have a wider but shorter plug you could just try to use that daily and then you don't have to prepare as much.
>>745212979
Mehhh
Better than being single and alone
>>745213094
can't*
>>745213089
Yeah right up until I meet my messy and early demise
I'm callin it: i will die early of an unnatural cause; likely a traffic accident or stabbing/shooting
>>745213174
Thats a fact, but if you've had bad prior relationships like me, being single is a fucking blessing. For awhile...
>>745213040
convenient*
>>745213157
Kinda the plan but we brought a girl into the relationship at this point. everyone bi ftw. Been very successful the past half year honestly kinda surreal. Mormons got this shit right as far as we're concerned lol the more the merrier around the house and in bed
>>745213309
No regerts
>>745213424
oh, well I mean shit. If it works for you it works.
>>745213500
Full of regrets Dafuq lmao
>>745213424
You're in a MFM relationship? Congrats, would love to be in one.
>>745213612
it's not picture perfect but it's about as simple / complicated as a normal relationship. it's just odd explaining it to most people
aka is being cucked
>>745213830
M/F, F, M + 2 cats to be exact
>>745213891
yea I can imagine. It's a pretty new idea to most people.
>>745213976
M/F= MtF or FtM?
>>745213901
Nah, DP with everyone climaxing is a fucking treat. Hell being sandwiched in the middle is a trip in itself fucking and being fucked
>>745214068
That's something I'd want to try in my lifetime being fucked and fucking/give a ride to a girl(the one with a vag). However it might be hard, since i can fuck and stay hard but not with a dick in me. One day i guess.
>>745214041
MtF, I hate the term gender fluid but i can swing both sides at this point.
>>745214257
Time's are changing, just keep trying for it people are more open to shit than you'd think. FFS you're online in a gfur thread atm, sky's the limit
>>745214274
Yeah, same here. Never really cared for the term, but i get it. I'm more pan than bi, though i'd rather say bi because it's easier and wont end with frying jokes.
>>745214335
I guess, but i do have crap social skills which does make it harder. I'm not socially retarded, just above it though.
>>745213418
Yeah
My Bu Bear just has sexual issues. But best relationship I've ever had. His family likes me a lot. (They want me more than him some days. )
>>745214682
You're the one that looks like a girl right?
>>745214519
Nobody's perfect regardless of how anyone acts they have their faults, still though putting yourself out there is the only way you can get out and do anything.
>>745214963
Take some motivational double meows
>>745214963
Truuu - 2 chainz.
>>745214957
Yes and no
Otter status now
>>745215236
y'all dig it nigga
>>745215308
Italian girl lol
>>745215308
Damn, guess the femme thing kinda dies after a bit huh? Was considering doing E but it's kinda risky and expensive so i dropped it.
>>745215520
go herbal, not that expensive at all, I'm unfortunately allergic to the best phytoestrogenic herb so shit sucks for me
>>745215714
That maybe an option, but not sure how effective it'd be for me. Since I'm fairly masculine, not excessive though, just enough to not be confused as a female at first glance.
>>745215897
no harm in trying, after 2 years my tit's are bigger than my gf's. Being kinda barrel chested and her being fun sized is besides the point but shit, they're still fun to play with
new thread?
>>745197823
A great eye, lidless (for Jews), wreathed in precum.
koole.
>>745197543
is it because we're looking at something that we will never truly experience