What do I say next?

Tell her to let you rim her

>>745180735
nothing because you're fucked you autistic idiot. what kind of question is that? are you trolling?

on a much more serious note: i fucking hate when girls do this and it reminds me why i didn't like tinder. 0 substance in their responses, completely disinterested. why the fuck swipe anyway?

>>745180801
this.

>>745180735
>>745180866
Using the word interests twice in one shit sentence.
Yikes

This shit over for you anyway.
Give it a last resort try and ask her:

"So how bout we take some pills and fuck all night"

She looks like a slut

"This riveting conversation can only end with us fucking each other like rabbits. You free tonight?"

>>745180866
It is not just on tinder. That fucking plague is on OKCupid too. Dating sites are a wasteland filled with the worse women.

"Great, because I've got a whole bottle of Viagra and nothing else to do tonight. You down for up to four hours of cock before I have to call my doctor?"

Trust me. It'll get her giggling and you're probably in.

>>745181604
Should I do it?

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>>745181604
Should I do it???

>>745181886
yes and post results

>>745181932
Yes totaly

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Op better not be faggot.

>>745181932
Do it you faggot. Get some tail

>>745181932
Do it

>>745181932
Yeah ... if you have a big dick

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Op is kill

>>745181932
OP won't deliver. Seriously though you have to realize that there's a majority of women out there who genuinely liked to be talked like this sometimes. Being that cocky right of the bat is risky, but doing risky shit is almost masculine by definition. Give no fucks OP. Just send it

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I have a humiliation fetish this turns me on. What do I say next?

>>745182503
Doubt it.

>>745182656
I agree. Op is a dick.

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Anon delivered. Fuck yes.
Good on you op.

>>745182716
I think you still have a chance

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>>745182716

I want to burry all 3 inches inside of you black ass and give you cummies baby.

"I am touching myself right now. Tell what you'll do to me after my penis fall off"

>>745182716
If she hasn't blocked you, tell her you have a humiliation fetish and you won't be needing those pills any more. Might as well go all in now.

>>745182799
I'd just reply back that you ended up cumming anyways and see ya later you fucking Kleenex worthy ditz.

>>745182716
I don't think she's interested in a humiliation fetish

>>745183050

Kek.. this. Put some salesmanship on it too

>>745182716
B T F O
T
F
O

Ask her: "How would you like to get smacked in the face with 4 inches of dick?"

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>>745182799
So is that a yes?

you are just how I like them baby, I could stroke it to your non chest and flat ass all day long <3

Girls who don't please go over the knees

>>745183214
>>745183214
>>745183214

rollin' for this

>>745180866
because women have to hobbies are are boring.

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Approved?

>>745183616
very much so,melt that cold hearted-stone faced bitch

>>745183616
followed by

"pick you up at 7?"

>>745183616
Too generic, need to be more creative, get her to laugh

>>745182799
Kayla let's have some class here and maybe save the dick compliments for after dinner, I can pick you up at 1030

>>745183616
Weak game, >>745183214 had the best answer

>>745183616
Context? Who is this whore?

>>745183723
Anon,i doubt this girl has laughed once in her life

>>745183819
These are my thoughts too. I am following the thread jut to see if it can prove me wrong.

>>745183801
it's tinder you fucking faggot

>>745183996
well highfive then fellow anon,let us see if its possible for a stone face to laugh

>>745184108
*highfives back* *Brings popcorn* Get some anonkun.

>>745180735
Make my fingers fishy or fry me some nice fish fingers

>>745182716

untwist your panties, honey. didnt realize you were a frigid lesbian.

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No response

>>745184306
Frigids kind,bitch is like a full on blizzard

>>745184413
I've heard of some girls also liking cock humiliation so this could be a win

Say: "I'm sorry. I'm so alone. I have no idea how to talk to people. "

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>>745180735
Who wrote this? Your support worker?

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Approved?

>>745184976
nah,itl kill whatever convo is left

Lets see her profile pix

>>745184976
No. OP unironically kill yourself you fucking failed only way to comeback from that is to insult by saying "You know what if it's not a yes I'll track you down and cut off your tits."

guess this thread is about to die

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How about dis?

>>745181932
If you dont send this ill be dissapoint

>>745185455
Cuck

>>745185488
He already did

>>745185455
OP try whatever is the complete opposite of whatever the fuck this is

>>745185699
This

>>745185455
are you just gonna cuck around now OP? come on

>>745185699
I want to be her cuck. What's wrong with that?

>>745185699
literally this

holy shit,
t. asking for getting laid advice on 4chan

Seriously though, tinder is shit. Top 80 percent of females go for top 20 percent of guys. If you aren't in top 20 percent of guys, you have absolutely no chance of getting laid. You are better off trying to day game some bitch in a laundry mat. If you are ok looking and have social proof (pics with friends at bar or house parties) you stand a chance. If you have two selfies of you taking a shit then you are fucked bucko.

Women are going to enjoy the attention you give them, and give simple response with no attempt to converse with you, other than giving shit replies to feed their ego.

Your best bet is to find a dumpy chick and work on your conversation skills and slowly build game. You are going to have to talk to the uglyl girls and work your way up. You don't have to fuck the ugly chicks, but it is good practice.
fucking buzzfeed is onto us

B E T A M A L E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc

you need to insult her back. this is the only way to save yourself.

>>745185455

dude... are you a diagnosed autistic? She doesnt' want anything to do with you, you've already ruined any chance, move on.

If you are really looking to get humiliated it isn't going to work out either, shes just going to say "fuck off" and thatll be the end of it. Aaaaand girls talk, they move among social circles, and if it gets around you are some kind of cuck freak faggot then you are worse than garbage in their eyes.

REAL LIFE IS NOT PORN

>>745185977
Leave your basement more than once a year, relationship guru.

>>745185977
she responded with anger and in a personal way. If OP was smart he could have flipped the emotion on her.

>>745185777
Trips dont lie

Dont do this to urself OP

Try: Lol, your little cumbox couldn't handle what I pack. You'd be crying like the little wannabe slut you are from my tip alone. Viagra weren't the only pills I was offering either...

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You had a good idea back at mentioning your humiliation fetish. Go with that, see how she reacts.

>>745185879

Yeah, but his chances are already ruined IMO. She might be testing him, but I feel it is more of a serious "fuck off". I'd have to see his pictures he has up.

The best bet is to just say "you aren't hot enough to be this pretentious"

they rage at that. don't use unless emergency and you want to maintain dignity.

>>745182716
Lmao

>>745185455
just tell everyone shes a cuck queen and ruin her reputation dude. It'll be funny

>>745185848
>caring this much about sex
stop being gay, sex is disgusting smelly and insanely risky (disease, preggors, thieves, crazy bitches doing crazy shit etc)

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>>745186217
I'm a cuck. I have no dignity.

>>745185455
Dubs demand you send

Holy fuck this is so cringe worthy.

>>745186580
bruh, don't listen to these fags. Doesn't matter if you get her or not. Be a savage until the end.

>>745186659
This.

MODS!

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>>745186684
Respect

>>745186580
can I at least see your milk makers?

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>>745186552

It isn't smelly or insanely risky. You are trying to justify not attempting to have a sex life. I've been fucking the same fuckfriend for around 4 years now and never had any problem. It has done nothing except improve my quality of life.

>>745187033
that's not savage at all anon...

>>745186580

You should've sent that. It is always funny to see them rage and then block. That is what I do when I know the shit has hit the fan.

Gotta be careful though because sometimes when you come on strong they subconsciously test you to see you are putting on an act or not being your genuine self.

Why did you let women ruin you? Dude believe me, I've been there, I've been turned on from the fact I've had girlfriends cheat on me, it is exhilarating, but it is a fantasy. Don't act on it. The less I beat off to it and the less I think about it the more happy and secure I am as a person. It will consume you if let it.

"what do I say next"? what the fuck is your problem? can you learn to take a fucking hint you beta piece of shit, its fucking obvious she dont wanna talk to you so first off stop asking any more fuckings questions until she fucking answers. god im so glad I dont look like a fucking wizard so I dont have to go through this shit every day. good luck, you'll fucking need it.

Im sorry but you had 0 chance with this girl from the moment you sent the 2nd message. If a girl doesnt reply the 1st time, she doesn't want you. Best thing to do if they dont reply to your 1st message is wait. Either you move on or they will reply eventually. Tinder is all about numbers. Dont get hung up on this one bitch. Basically anon, youre fucked so just tell her youre into humiliation & cuck shit, you have nothing to lose at this point.

>>745187033
This may be the least savage thing anyone has ever said to another human being

>>745187637
feminist detected

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Thread still alive new chick

>>745188944
I'd like to get my dick wet before bed, you down?

>>745188944
"Well, goodnight then"

>>745189082
Nope. Keep it clean she's a college nerd

I sleep with a stuffed owl named Hootler.

>>745189193
Just get to the point, man.

I'm horny. I wanna do the dance with no pants. You down, hmu. If not, goodnight.

Jesus Christ, not that hard.

>>745188944
I'm pretty horny tonight but ok to cuddle. Wanna come over?

>>745189101
Kek, this

>>745188944
I haven't had a blow job yet today, help me out? Roommate isn't here.

>>745188944

Dude do you seriously want help or do you wanna troll or get cucked? I'm not sure as to what you want. She messaged you, so you at least have some kind of chance.

>>745180735
>sep 11
>no reply
>sep 13

desperate ass nigga, this is a cringe thread.

I hear the voices of mother. may you allow me to wrap myself in your skin while you slowly pet my hair and let me know its going to be alright?

>>745184283
Holy shit. I literally just cringed at this. You know you need to be 18+ to use this site, right?

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>>745189101
Did I fuck up?

>>745188944
kek. So bad you must be trying

>>745190603
She is incapable of forming intelligent sentences...move on.

>>745190028
yea no shit you fucking idiot just laugh at OP and move on

>>745190603
"I've fucked more bitches than you've had nigger dick in your ass you fucking ugly whore"

>>745190680
dont worry she will wake up thinking about you

>>745190680
LOL

>>745190680
do you have autism

>>745190680
OMG. OP confirmed faggot.

K I L L Y O U R F U C K I N G S E L F

>>745190680
OP. I know your game. Why are you doing this to us?

>>745190680
What's your motive bro?

>>745190819
This.

>>745188846
you're a fucking base-dwelling ugly piece of shit if you think that. the fact that op wrote all those texts before coming to /b for "tips" just shows how much of a retarded community this is, if you guys think this is a "get dubs I post that" kinda thread, its not, he fucking wrote 4 messages before posting this and it clearly shows that he needs fucking help. no one writes like that, what the fuck. this is bottom-shelf-beta and I literally just feel fucking sorry for all of you. stay virgins boys, you'll get there someday, or not, because fucking a homemade pocketpussy is the best you'll ever get. god

>>745191107
[TRIGGERED]

>>745190680
>did what I told him to do

This is power. I like it.

>>745190819
that angst, top kek.

>>745190819
THIS

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>>745180735
She's not interested dude, read the book

>>745191411
>that only 3% of the worlds men know
and it'll remain that percentage as no one reads that crap

>>745191411
If that guy can prove he's had consensual sex without paying for it I'll buy his book cuz he clearly knows something no man on earth could conceive.

>>745191732
Less competition for me.
>>745191767
He gives it away for free on his website, check it out, he has a lot of genuinely good redpill advice.

>>745191411
Judging by that guy's face I'm going to take a guess that the advice is to suck every cock you see until you're so gay women just consider you one of the gals.

Then all the women want to go out and have drinks because they all know you'll go home with different guys and not each other.

>>745191990
Haha, that's a good one; anyway, read the book or don't, doesn't make a difference to me

Is thread kill?

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>>745191107

Projecting... hard.

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Not op. But waiting for this hoe to respond

>>745192117

This. It is a good book. Full of redpills. Literally fixed my relationship overnight. I was getting walked all over, and jerked around by a hot chick that would occasionally fuck me.

Now I basically own her. I have to ignore her calls because she wants to get dicked down so often now. I'm not joking. It really is a good book full of redpills.

>>745192418
Solid opener lol, but there's like a 90% chance she won't reply. Not all girls are into this sort of humor

>>745191411
Book is so full of good advice!

I turned my whole life around and really took control.

Just from the confidence alone, my dick grew three inches! Now all the ladies love my four inch cock!

>>745190680
Kek

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Shits funny cuz it's a smole dog

>>745192926
Next response

Pretty weird that you gave it a white shirt to wear.

>>745193131
Fucking gold

>>745193131
This is gold! do it OP

>>745193282
Not even bronze....

>>745190680
DAMN LOL

>>745193131
OP if you don't do it your mother will die in her sleep tonight

Thread is funny. Need more tinder trolls

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>>745191990

>>745187235
I approve of this ass. And I'm pretty picky.

>>745193131
Do it, OP.