How to make penis thicker?? I have good length but its skinny

Same bro

Ain't nothing you can do about penis size.
5.5 here, so wish there was.

Die and hope reincarnation is real

Penis pumps, but the effect is not permanent.

They can make tits and assess bigger but they can't do anything for us. Shit ain't fair.

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Im overweight so I don't have my entire length, when i bone press I get 7.2 inches, but when I don't, i'm getting 6.4 - 6.8 inches length but moral of the story is, My girth is 6.6

>>745159704
>good length

Steroids and lots of blow jobs

>>745160306
>girth is 6.6
That's fat man

Anyone ever try jelqing? People make fun of it, but haven't met a single person that actually does it.
https://www.thundersplace.org/penis-enlargement/girth-blasters-new-jelq-technique.html

>>745160306
So...i should eat more double cheese macs?

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>>745160453

If yanking your dick made it bigger, I would have the biggest dick of all motherfucking time.

>>745160434
got a Vein that makes it 6.6, but other than that its a true 6.5 inch girth

>>745159704
how is babby formed
how girl get pragnent

>>745160890
>6.5 inch girth
Heard that its perfect girth

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>>745160112
You can get a penis enlargement surgery anon. They are not even expensive.

>>745161077
Girth surgery is not permanent, they put filler around base

Anyone got experience with the Korean girth surgery?

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>>745161005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

>>745161208
They lied to you. Trust me I am a lawyer.

>>745161233
Dubs asking about penis surgery, I've made it /b/

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>>745161031
Same, I feel blessed but idk I feel like I've had a small pp all my life

I remember when i was 12, I was with my friends and fast foward we innocently pulled out our dicks to show off who is bigger and this kid had a huge fat dick but before I could say it, he said "Oh shit, your dick is huge" I thought he was lying.

Also every girl I been with tells me I have a big fat dick but I think everyone is lying, I truly think i have a small dick dispute what chicks tell me and the measurements

>>745160306
stop being overweight

Work out, get more muscles to store more blood to send to your peen, it is literally the only way.

Also, being a man and letting testosterone and hgh produce.

There is nothing on the outside that may help you.

>>745160453
just causes nerve damage eventually giving you ED

>>745161613
haha what a loser.

>>745160364
Steroids do nothing but shrink balls.

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>>745161613
Have some confidence ya pussy. A girl can get off with a pinky(finger), or not even penetrating, so learn how to massage or some shit and youll be iight.

Stop watching porn too, that makes your shit shrink bcuz its fucking your hand.
women and men's pheramones mix and match = swelling

no homo

Go to thundersplace and do the newbie routine for at least 6 weeks. If you want girth get into pumping and clamping routines. If length you want hanging and stretches like ulis.

I reiterate : do the newbie routine, you have to acclimate your body to these things and be very careful throughout or you will injure yourself, or catch the dreaded mangled meatus.

That being said a routine is going to cost you about an hour a day near the begin ing, 3 to 5 times a week. As time goes on the routine will likely get longer but that is the nature of the game. The rule with all of this stuff is low and slow. Low weight low pressure over long periods of time because you aren't growing a muscle you are deforming an organ.

Be careful.

>>745162068
Do not do this

risk is higher than reward, and if youre young youre prone to doing fucking dumbass shit, so, take it from someone who's been there.

>>745162068
lol this is just a fast track ticket to erectile dysfunction. Those sites a run by people who all have fucked up dicks.

>>745162068
That being said since you are comfortable with your length , your girth is pretty damn high so I feel like it wouldn't be worth the time investment. On the other hand assuming you don't want to gain more than an inch in either direction you could reach your goals in under a year.

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>>745162546
This is just a faggot that wants you to break your dick lol

The average girth is like 5 inches, stop watching nigger porn

>>745159704
shit, is the op considered a skinny dick? My dick is pretty skinny then

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>>745161703
Doesn't work

>>745159704
stop masturbating
overusing your dick makes it less girthy
its not a permanent reduction so thank god for that

>>745162879
1, hes flaccid
2, wouldve been smaller if he didnt lift

>>745162068
Ok, got it. Slow and low. Let the dick grow.

>>745163184
dont pull on your dick dumb nigger
http://www.menshealth.com/health/what-is-a-penile-fracture

>>745161613
I know this feel.

>>745161924
Word, I mean I don't lack confidence... it's just I have a weird mindset that I have a small pp.. It's funny though, every chick that asks me how big I am... I really tell them I have a small one and when they see my dick they always laugh bc they thought i was joking and tell me I have a big 1 but I'm dead serious when I tell them lmao

>>745160060
Actually:
A british television show (now defunct) titled; "everything a girl needs to kbow about 21st century sex" proved that penis pumps can have a permanent effect with the following daily regimen:
1. Pump at a comfortable vacumpressure for 30 every day.
2. Dont over do the pumping. Do not go for extreme engorgement as this (while fun) can have the opposite effect.
3. After at least 1 month of this you should see a permanent increase in length of at least 1/2 inch and increased girth to compliment.
4. With long term continued pumping you will be able to acheive permanently, whatever size you desire. (Within reason)

And there it is. You can permanently increase yer dick size. I have done it. Used to be 5 inches when i was 24 pumped for a couple months then had to stop for some reason i cant remember (think i broke the vaccume bulb or some shit) but i gained a permanent extra 1 1/2 inches. Now am 6 1/2 inches. Want to get a new one and get bigger but now im married and my wife doesnt like it when i go deep. She says it hurts too much. I want to get at least 8 inches just for my own personal confidence.
But until she changes her mind or we split up. Aint gonna happen.

>>745161924
that image really made my neutron turn on

>>745161275
Thankyou anon! Haven't loled so hard in a while.

But one guy in the vid did bring up a good point: how can you a luigi board?

>>745159704
Pics

Watch less/stop watching porn and stop caring about it

>>745163294
Fuck. I think this happened to me when I was 12. I was fooling around in the bathroom trying to see if I could jerk off while doing the splits (don't ask why) when I lost balance and feel forward on top of it. I heard a loud pop followed by a painful numbness. I was to scared to tell anyone and eventually it got better. But to this day I have some curvature and occasional ED. Always wondered if it was because of what happened.

diet and excercise

lemons
eat
a
lot
of
lemons

>>745159704
Keep hitting it against a tree

>>745159892
That's pretty big

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>>745159704
nope, nothing, nada, can't do a thing, wait till you are, like an adult, get some hair down there, might grow a bit from the state you are now, but you stuck with what you have forever, nothing you can do about it, don't believe any of the stories, there are just that, stories, sorry to burst your bubble, that's just how it is, and don't focus on your dick your whole life, you'll miss the would and what's going on

>>745159704
surgery. All the other shit is bullshit.

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>>745162475
Its literally the fastest cure for erectile dysfunction but ok.

It is dangerous but there are people who have been consistent on thunders for over a decade, still happy and healthy. Same thing for running or body building. Some people do it well and achieve good results because they can maintain the regimine. The exercises are all dangerous though. You drop the bar once and you can be a paraplegic for the rest of your life because you thought throwing up an extra 45lb plate was a good idea.

If you don't think I'm telling the truth I don't care. Prove that shit to yourself.

>>745163692
Its funny how that is the most common reason people stop. I got some gains of my own back in the day but having a wife and a social life really makes staying consistent with the routine very difficult. I'm back on the wagon for now but I am really bad about sticking to routines.

>>745165729
Actually a lot of surgeries are pretty b.s.. Thousands of dollars for the surgery, then they put you on the newbie routine for post care anyway. Plus some of the horror stories around surgery are just fucking tragic.

Eat your wheaties, drink your ovaltine

>>745159704
It's not about size though, I'm about 16cm and I've never got complaints about it. I made all the girls I banged cum and leave satisfied. So OP you don't need a bigger or fatter dick. It's just in your head. It's all about this quote "It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean".

>>745160565
This guy

>>745166868
But you can't make it across the Atlantic Ocean in a rowboat

>>745167060
Sure you can, all about endurance and performance.

>>745159704
Black Seed Oil, you're welcome pencil dick

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>>745166602
i fucking love ovaltine

>>745159704
There is actually no such thing as penis enlargement unless you mean surgical enlargement which has its problems
Talk to your doctor he will tell you the same
Pills and pumps are only temporary and can be quite painful

>>745167060
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_rowing

>>745160453
Doesn't work that's why people make fun of it idiot

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I got 6 inches of girth, but just 6 inches of length so it actually looks kind of short. plus I'm tall so I guess it'll make it look smaller. that's me in pic

Femanon here.

My bf used to do "jelqing" to try to get girth. I was sleeping with him before he tried this and got serious about it, so his size I was already used to. I didn't believe in it but I wasn't stopping him because if it makes him happy hey why not.

After about 3-4 months and being so used to his size, it felt thicker and longer. I just thought he was hornier and more blood rushing in or something, but the difference was noticeable.

It didn't hit me until around the 10 month-a year mark to realize this was probably from the jelqing stuff he did. Not only did he feel noticeably thicker, but also longer.

Asked him about it eventually and he said from his own measurements he gained .75" in girth and and almost an inch in length. I didn't measure so I"ll take his word for it.

But from a femanon perspective, it did get bigger. People will say it doesn't work, and I can see the reasons for that. But I also don't believe that it doesn't work either after this experience.

So take that for what it's worth.

>>745167450
Why would you expose your identity?

>>745167902
hahaha guarantee every positive post about this is one guy and hes a mod at that site he mentioned.