Which chicks from the past would you hump if you had a time machine?
>>745154075
>>745154075
Queen of England, obviously.
>>745154307
I bet she was horrible in bed. It would probably be akin to fucking a mannequin.
>>745154075
>>745154354
That's exaclty the appeal. I want to break that high and mighty attitude and turn her into cock-thirsty slut.
>>745154307
>>745154659
Wrong Royal
>>745155088
>>745155088
good choice
>>745154075
I would fuck her up, rape every hole I can find and make sure she'll never get pregnant. Fuck you all.
>>745155755
Joke's on you. I evolved from apes.
traci
>>745156028
Carol Brady??
>>745154075
Jayne Mansfield
Jane Fonda in Barbarella outfit
>>745157059
goldie hawn
>>745157059
goldie hawn
>>745157218
forgot pic
Deborah Harry
Olsen twin's. Earlier he better
>>745154354
she is a total coock gobbling slut. A screamer. Squirts too. her sister was a fetish party and orgy dominatrix. Her husband was "the man in the mask" in the photos that helped get profumo convicted. She was at the party, but not photographed...
lizzy was a raver in her day.
>>745157906
"LOL GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY HE WANTS TO FUCK BABIES ISN'T HE SO FUNNY LOLOLOLOL"
Brigitte Bardot from the movie Contempt/Le Mepris. So damn hot
>>745158181
>implying you wouldnt
>>745158181
They could have been great little suckers and as time went by would have learned to take it in the bum
Candy Earle
>>745154075
Prime Phoebe Cates (Kates?). anyway, from around the time of Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
>>745154307
I'd fuck her now
Florence Nightingale
claudia cardinale '68
>>745154204
her sinbad appearance is hot
>>745159224
no idea who that is
but you make a strong argument
>>745154075
Your mum, I'd abort you with my penis.
Either one
>>745160192
>tfw you'll never fuck Ellie May out by the cement pond
>>745154075
Jesus' mother Mary. Now the hard stuff is before or after the birth of Jesus... These decisions are hard...
>>745154075
I'd bang Todd
Cleopatra. She was supposed to be ugly, yet a bunch of dudes literally went to war over her. Pussy game must've been insane.
>>745161118
Or you know... She was the queen of Egypt
I would go back in time and fuck the first woman. Like, the very first Homo sapiens female that ever existed. It would be ultimate bragging rights. I could conclusively say I banged everyone's great, great, great, great, great, great, great... etc. grandmother.
>>745160836
this is the only acceptable answer
>>745161260
She had to have been doing something right. If all they wanted was control of Egypt, would've been easier to just conquer it.
>>745154075
>>745162372
Hello Fellow Audrey fathful
>>745160836
Shit tier taste, what a fucking waste
>>745154075
I hear Cleopatra had that pussy game on lock.
But seriously, probably Bette Davis or Amelia Airhart. Bette to nut in those purple eyes and Amelia cause she was probably fun as fuck.
>>745162816
You're a faggot
>>745162816
Forgot Eartha Kitt. She was fine as fuck back in the day and had a voice like silk. Mmph.
>>745162898
What of it? At least I'm not the faggot so insecure he has to call out strangers for their personal opinions on an anime image board. That shit's dumb as fuck, m8.
>>745163420
>eurofag
Back to r eddit asshole
>>745154307
Z, is that you?
>>745163320
I would love to have seen her get gangbanged in her prime. I bet she could handle at least a dozen cocks in a session
>>745154075
Not even close. Love to eat her hairy pussy
>>745163629
I bet she smells like old people even when she was young.
>>745154075
>>745163683
I like really young Brooke shields...
Can't remember the movie, she was a prostitute I think
>>745163829
pretty baby also has susan sarandon tits
>>745163761
Except that pussy game be on fleek! Bitches didn't fuck everyone like they do today, bet that pussy tight af tbh fam.
>>745163829
Pretty baby
>>745163913
Yeah, that's the one. She was hot in that movie!
>>745163917
Don't talk like a common Twitter nigger in this thread.
Caren Kaye..
my Tutor 1983..
shot loads to her for years.. holy fuck
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Judy Garland or Liza May Minnelli
>whynotboth.hnnng
>>745164175
Dafuq is dis homies?
>>745164472
>>745164472
I heard she was quite the cumslut back then. Apparently she fucked LOTS of people on the set
>>745154075
Ur mum
>>745164602
Back when cocaine was mandatory for TV people? Hell, I would have too.
Elizabeth Taylor in her prime
anastasiya vertinskaya. some asian features. reminds me of my niece.
>>745164757
>Back when
pffft, get on my level fags, Diana Rigg
>>745159592
totally forgot about jo guest
what a babe she was
>>745154075
80's Nina
>>745157906
here ya go!
>>745154075
louise brooks
Lynda Carter
>>745158382
Damn, you beat me to it
This chick was HOT back in the day...
>>745155088
whos that?
>>745164961
So you wanna fuck your niece? Can we see a pic of her sexy ass!
>>745165050
When do you think faggot
Barbara Eden
>>745165698
Lana del Rey
Victoria Principal
>>745154075
Anne of Cleves.
Marilyn 1954. How has she not been.mentioned yet?
>>745154075
definitely Christina Ricci
the girl from the movie lolita
>>745163829
she was a babe no doubt
>>745160771
>>745166811
What you gonna go back and try to bang her before she was a dyke? Good luck with that....
>>745154075
Winnie MF Cooper
>>745154075
Even though she was a Jew.
>>745166429
Cause she's a fucking whore
would fuck the shit out of a young mimi rogers
>>745160836
>>745158097
^^^THIS & pic related are best answers
>>745167036
worked for Johnny Galecki, as sara said she had sex with him and afterwards was upset because she knew she was gay.
Jane Fonda, shame on all of you if nobody has said it.
Helena of Troy, see what all the fuss was about.
Sophia Loren
>>745154075
The first woman.
Could you imagine it? If you fucked the first woman ever?
>>745167384
>>745167392
Hivemindfist, bro.
>>745167420
If she's gay then why did she fuck him?
If she's gay then why would she regret not being able to be with him?
Theory: there's no such thing as lesbians. There's only damaged goods; damaged by daddy or damaged by body weight.
>>745167555
Hanoi Jane is a commie sympathizer. Un- American bitch
>>745167555
because she should have been convicted of treason and sentenced to die
>>745167633
too old there
Ann-Margaret for sure
>>745154075
>>745167915
The fuck that gotta do with getting my dick wet? Shut the fuck up you basement dwelling white boy faggot neckbeard having pussy.
wish I could be Boogie :|
>>745157325
This guy gets it
>>745168239
Commie spotted
Rita Hayworth
>>745159224
Damn u beat me
>>745168324
Least im not a faggot
>>745166072
so hot
>>745166591
The godess og doom
>>745168255
>>745167723
Imagine a mom joke with your mother being prehistoric and getting sexed on by me. I'm too lazy to craft it
>>745167868
oh, how could i forget, thanks anon.
>>745167555
She was posted earlier you stupid faggot, apparently you cannot read
>>745167626
Faggot detected
>>745168431
Is that the bitch with the one big titty?
>>745168504
Bitch I don't lurk
>>745168129
She aged like milk, damn shame
>>745157813
Debbie Harry fuck yes.
I think this would probably be my choice too.
Either her or Cleopatra.
>>745158770
hot damn yeah...
Joan jett
>>745167073
The earrings have WIFI
>>745163829
>>745163913
Imagine a 3way with young Brooke and prime Susan.
Fucking hell.
>>745168600
Well you need to faggot, want mommy to wipe your ass while your at it? Did you have tendies for lunch today
>>745165195
her body is still rocking
Actually I change my mind.
Prime Lita from WWF.
>>745168239
Bro...
>>745168882
Dis nigga gay
jackie kennedy. i'd bang her while JFK is spit roasting marilyn monroe or some other slut whit his brother in the other room.
Tiffany
>>745168882
she do porn yet
>>745168773
Exactly as they are in that movie...I would cum buckets!
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lives who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Erica eleniak
>>745168975
sup john my name is faggot and i hate you
>>745157813
Before the razor was invented.
>>745168193
That vag was beyond worn out by the time she was fucking 12.
>>745169008
i remember my dad taking me to see blade runner and i fell in love with sean young that day
>>745168975
Bad b8 mongo
>>745168794
FUCK and YES.
>>745168325
My nigga...
Carolyn Jones. Yes, in the Morticia Addams costume.
Kim Wilde
>>745168617
Nah.
She's just the Queen of Strange Boners.
>>745168975
Ur face is a fistmagnet tbh
>>745168787
Yeah
>>745167868
Where is this from!?
>>745169374
Pretty baby
Also stars Brooke shields as a 10yo prostitute
>>745168129
Right in between
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mpQO8AyaKS8
>>745167915
Free speech is guaranteed by the Constitution. And repressed by fascists.
>>745169130
still would
>>745168325
Said to be the inspiration for the margarita cocktail. Birth name: Margarita Canseco.
>>745168885
You let your political ideologies dictate your dick?
>>745169526
Hi sholomo
>>745169526
Remember the Superman comic when he killed all the niggers?
>>745160836
Came to post this. A beauty for the ages
>>745169317
Ass 2 ass!!!
>>745169650
Have fun getting herpes from a liberal slag.
Only applicable respons
>>745169526
Nigger faggot kike wetback jigaboo porch monkey.
There's only 2 genders & anyone who thinks otherwise needs psychological counseling.
Thanks for sticking up for my rights bro, knew you had my back.
>>745169317
still gives me a sad boner... haven't seen that movie since it was new my heart is of breaking
>>745169748
Stop being a faggot. Ruining the thread
>>745169650
Are you fucking retarded? The bait response has to do with the second part of the post....you know, the autistic rant of barely discernible words strung together? Nothing to do with Jane Fonda
>>745169526
>>745169783
Totally.
>>745157059
Poor bastard.
dio mio
>>745169941
Now post the Brooke Shields pics from that movie bro!
>>745168086
Yeah, ok.
Sabrina
>>745169654
The Schlomos run your country now, you hopelessly lumpy proletarian. Your complacent ignorance makes your Founding Fathers roll over in their graves.
>>745169941
Do you know where you can stream this movie? I looked a while back and just kinda gave up
>>745167079
Dude why go back? She's still bangin
>>745170064
Bait
>>745167392
>/
She was fucking Harrison Ford in those days
Would love to 420 and shag this hippy
>>745154204
Who dis? Jane seymour?
>>745170275
And Dan Aykroyd
>>745169924
I'm retarded because of a lack of verification on an anonymous message board? I feel the same way you do but shit, it's not often that my opinions are backed up by /b/
>>745170142
Bait Satan, the devil's synagogue.
Meryl Streep in deer hunter
>>745170386
Bill Murray?
That was a space jam reference
>>745170123
because she knows math now, dumb fuck
>>745170423
I'd go back and bang young betty white in this photo shoot... anyone?
>>745170328
Latent homosexualists make terrible lays. Back then they were even worse.
>>745170585
she' has a duck
>>745170585
I'd fuck Martha Stewart before I fucked her
>>745170753
*she's a duck
fixed
>>745154075
Jennifer Beals
>>745170800
Quack quack
*fixed
>>745170585
Yup.
>>745168134
My nigger
Betty White.
You know you would
>>745170809
I think that was her stand-in. Or "dance-in".
>>745158382
Anne Frankly I wouldn't blame you...
>>745166591
Especially trashy
either little Nell or Hillary Clinton
>>745154075
I would fuck Eve, so that every one of you faggots would be my descendants.
>>745170083
ww w. cda . p l /video/5721053f
remove spaces
it's with POLISH lector unfortunately but you can watch a bit, it's 'high quality'
>>745170914
A national treasure and the world's greatest great-grandmother.
>>745154075
I'd cockblock God & go for "Virgin" Mary.
>>745162703
I would bang here now.
>>745158181
>quoting with quotation marks
What a faggot.
>>745171044
>POLISH lector
And I'm still just getting used to the Hannibal one.
>>745154075
>find some guy my age who's rich father left him millions
>time machine to his fathers mother
>become that fathers father
>return to present day
>lawsuit: That rich bastard was my dad! make a dna check, you'll see we're father and sun
>profit
>>745171106
Yeah, she's pretty handsome.
This cunt
>>745171044
You da real MVP nigga
The iconic. Classy and naughty all at once.
>>745171227
p hot back in the day
>>745171305
Hnnnnggg
i'd kidnap current marisa tomei and go back and bang young marisa tomei with the current one.
>>745171227
I'd still fuck the shit out of her and eat her pussy out right now today.
>>745154075
>>745159224
Fantastic selection. Such good eyes and tits, especially when she was a teenager.
>>745171305
i'm gonna bang you someday Loraine!
>>745169783
even today>>745169941
>>745170809
Except that ain't her
>>745170328
def
>>745171564
>some of you may know me as Tim Robbins's mother
>but I'm actually his wife
Retro Babe thread and no Raquel Welch, wtf
>>745167163
Jaqueline Bisset
Bernadette Peters fer sher.
>>745171564
mother + daughter
>your voice comes from here
30's Hollywood producers had it ALL.
>>745171660
Was just thinking the same thing.
Lost in space era Lacey Chabert
>>745170965
Hnnnng
>>745171881
fuck yeah
>>745167163
Well, she was a lot LESS of a whore in '54 than later on.
>>745172015
Is even go back about 2-3 more years, before she's really "ripe".
This chick from Star Trek TOS. Sherry Jackson
>>745172015
Creepy fucker, aren't you....
>>745172279
Example pics?
>>745171658
They were never legally married.
I´d been her groupie
>>745161464
Look at that fuzz on her thighs
>>745158770
I have never gotten sick of that scene
>>745169783
Hey Janet, make me a three piece suit!
LiLo at exactly the time of these poctures.
>>745172212
Jesus Christ.
>>745172728
yeap....
>>745172728
Olivia de Havilland in the 1930's mmmmmm
I think she's still alive...I have hope yet.
>>745172767
this chick got me started masturbaiting at 10...
>>745167555
Fuck Hanoi Jane. Like I would stick my dick in the Commie Rotcunt.
>>745154075
Pre-boob and face job, early porn Jenna Jameson
>>745172869
And maybe like 30 seconds after this pic was snapped.
>>745172317
She's really foxy in The Space Croppers episode of Lost In Space as well. She does this really sexy southern accent.
>>745171925
>What say you there, fuzzybritches?
>>745173299
oh yeah... i still bust a nut every time I watch this TOS episode.
18 year old Brittney Spears
Her video came on TV and my dick was instantly hard
>>745173004
Like you have the option of sticking your dick in anything else
>>745164014
Good fuckin call. Gallons drained.
>>745172485
She looks even better today
>>745173649
yep... everyone hated the music but the video helped a few boys go thru puberty
Image limit reached. New Bread???