Alright /b/, I want to know how often your girlfriend gives you

... each day, so whats the problem?

>>745150469
Blow jobs are for hook ups not relationships

>>745150469
We have this thing going where I get a blowjob every sunday. It's been a ritual honestly. I've let her take the past few sundays off. If she is in a good mood all I have todo is just ask. I don't really do that much because I don't wanna her to get sick of it.
I get my dick sucked just about every time we have sex for some foreplay, and if I can't finish she finishes me off with her mouth or I jerk onto her tits or face.
I consider myself very lucky.

>>745150469
Whenever we fuck i usually get a blowjob.

>>745150469
Stop asking for bjs if she doesn't like them... if she wants to suck your dick she will do it every day. That's how it works. Don't be an asshole.

Fuck her the way she wants to be fucked and make her want to go down on you.

EVERY. GIRL. IN. THE. WORLD. LIKES. SUCKING. DICK.

They don't like doing it only because you asked.

>>745150469
>how often

The answer is always NOT OFTEN ENOUGH.

Seriously. Blowjobs should happen two or three times a day. KEEP HIS STOMACH FULL AND HIS BALLS EMPTY <-- unfortunately most women do not adhere to this simple, yet brilliant, advice.

>>745151134
I don't consider this a blowjob though. That's just foreplay. I'm talking start to finish blowjob.

>>745150469
You should really backhand that bitch

>>745150469

as a married guy - never.

>>745150469
Also you got a source on that video?

>>745151196
I never finish from a blowjob alone. My gf is pretty shit at them tbh but im not a dick about it

>>745151196
dude... you can't expect a girl sucking your dick for 15 minutes straight. Would you finger your girl for 15 minutes every fucking day before work if she asks you to?

>>745151270
Yeah man. I got you haha
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5760d9a5c0214

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>>745150469
>asking for blowjobs
You just put your dick in her face you retard. If she doesn't start sucking you get someone else to do it. Never negotiate about sex, it ruins the vibe even more.

>>745150469
Im married. All i gotta do is whip it out and more often than not shell at least give me a handy. Mouth presents are always appreciated.

>>745151158
You're fucking dumb, m8.

Not every girl likes the same shit. Some want to suck your cock but only when you force them. Plenty of others don't want to suck your cock because they see it as submitting when they want to be your equal. Some just want to do it when they're in the mood and with a lot of those girls, you can get them in the mood by giving them what they want either first or on the regular.

>Protip; putting any group in a box like that is a sure sign that you're full of shit.

>>745151418
>Some want to suck your cock but only when you force them

I couldn't keep reading after that, you mongoloid

>>745150469
Whenever she's told to.

/thread

>>745151196
>dont consider this a blowjob

But it is a blowjob. If shes sucking your dick, its a blowjob

>>745151352
If it takes 15 min to finish she fucking sucks at giving head imo

>>745151614
Truth

>>745151547
Nah man, it's her sucking a dick. A blow-JOB implies it's something that you have to finish. It's a mission.

>>745151472
Some people like humiliation. That's just a sad fact. Did you take a blow to the head this morning or are you just like this regularly?

I get them all the time. It's ten minutes out of her entire day. It makes me happy and makes her feel secure that I'm not going to find someone else to do it because she knows I like them

>>745151614
It doesn't have anything to do with her... besides not all men feel the same. What could be bad sucking for some can be the best bj ever for others.

It depends mostly on the guy. I never finished from bj alone, and not a single time I've thought a girl did it wrong. Some are weird, it's like they try to do "different" shit, but it feels good anyways.

I just need to feel a stronger grip on my dick.

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>>745150469
make her want to suck ur cock man

sounds silly and unreachable i know
>>745151158
anon is right

get her in the mood for it
>finger/tease her
>get her wet
>make her cum without sticking it in
>pull cock out during process put it near her face (keep that shit relatively clean so it doesnt gross her out)
>she will suck it of her own accord u just gotta keep teasing her and getting her close again
>finish her off when ur close and she will do the same for u
its all about taking ur time

>>745151352
>you can't expect a girl sucking your dick for 15 minutes straight.

Why not?

>>745150469
I get a bj maybe three times a year and sex about two or three times a month. :(

>>745150469
I've gotten five blowjobs in the last two days, but she's on her period. It's usually only like once per day we hang out or sometimes I finish in her mouth after sex.

>>745151689
People who like humiliation don't count... it's so obvious it's fucking retarded to bring that up.

>>745151352
My gf and I kind of trade off who gets head in the morning. I don't mind going down on her for 20 minutes before work

>>745150469
Ive been married for 10 years but I hardly get BJS, even when I banging one night stands it was rare my dick is 8.5 by 7.2 and if they can fit it in their mouth i almost always get teeth

>>745150469
Guess I'm lucky, get one damn near everyday and every time we fuck.

>>745150469

every time we fuck she does, on occasion she'll do it out of context, but the longer we're together the more likely she is to make it a part of a full session of sex. Unless she's on her period and feeling saucy.

>>745150469
Make her suck you off if she doesnt then go cheat on her besides the best sex is with a side GF just dont get caught and deny

>>745150835
This is not true. Oral is still fun in relationships. Quit being a virgin.

>>745151983
Are you fucking a turtle or something?

Married and 29. I haven't had sex with my wife in 4 years.

>>745151987
Does sex slow down like they say when you are married?

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>>745151922
What's retarded is having no real argument and just saying
>thas dum bro
because it's all you really have to offer. I typed truth that disproved you and you're mad because of it. That's okay. It happens to everyone some times.

Get over it, learn something from the situation and move on.

>>745152153
Just a degenerate

Pretty much daily. Been married 17 years, was and always will be the best BJ's I've ever gotten. Shes always trying new things out to get me to blow. Won the blow job lottery with her.

>>745152193
For some people it does but I guess they are to "busy" with kids and work, I'm retired now at 33 and even when I was working 14 to 18 hours a day we still had sex 5 times or more a week, now its 5 to 6 times a week and a few handy Js

>>745150469
>ask
There's your problem

>>745150469
Everyday multiple times a day
>Basically anytime I want it and out my dick in her mouth

>>745150469
If the head is better than the pussy she needs to kegels and up her puss game
>jussayin

>>745150469
OP can i get sauce on this image??

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>>745151922
I do apologize for calling you and then insinuating that you are dumb, though. That was unnecessary and rude.

Just try to think wider sometimes. It'll do you good. Enjoy life, m8.

>>745152307
I bet you've had several long lasting and successful relationships

Whenever I want because I lick her pussy down good when she wants. Quid pro quo.

Dump her OP. You will never truly be happy. Stop being a little bitch.

>>745152206
>I typed truth that disproved you and you're mad because of it

you can't be serious.. claiming that people like being forced to suck because >hurr durr thers poepl dat lieks being huliminated hurr- is retarded. You're using exceptions to support an argument (in your view) against average people.

I said every girl likes sucking.
Every person likes fucking too. People who like being humiliated like it if they're forced to ir. Are you saying these people don't like sex?

>>745150835
>If you're a pussy sure

>>745152497
Thx anon, im just an anon too, but i appreciate civility enough to solve a captcha.

>>745152397
second this. kinda.

Some chicks just have a gift for tonguing cock tho.

My gf blows me pretty much 9/10 times we fuck and we fuck anywhere from 3-10 times a week. Shit's pretty cash, but I'd much rather blow it in her cooch than in her mouth. Especially when we cum at the same time. Shit feels better than anything else I know tbh

Get yourself an abo girl. Youve not lived unless youve fucked a wide abo nostril

>>745150469
Do you wipe your ass?

>>745150835
what the fuck?

Only when she's in her period .. but is very good is like a gift

>>745150835
What a fag.

>>745151418
this is accurate. my current gf sucks me occasionally but she gags easily so she's not that into it, and I don't mind because her pussy is tight as fuck and she always gives it up.
my previous gf blew me like every other day. she loved getting face fucked because she had no gag reflex.
but if either person is unsatisfied in bed, things need to be addressed or the relationship will crumble.

So.. maybe an outlier here but.. been with my gf for just over 7 years.. and while it's completely random I end up getting what.. once every couple days? sometimes more (even multiple a day), sometimes less.

We have sex very often (also not scheduled.. don't know how it could ever be).. and the random bj here and there.

I do eat her out often too, especially if she's had a stressful day at work or some shit..

Don't make it about the blowjob. Or about "eating her out". Make it about brightening each other's day if you're in a relationship. Associate it with your lives.

It's even better if she doesn't enjoy it.
The best part it's when you blow on her face and she is disgusted.

>>745152791
on her period it's ok, just remember the correct order

>kissing
>blowjob
>vagina

You are free to experiment changing the order. i don't recommend it, tho.

>>745150469
every damn time I ask for it (and when I don't). As long I return the favor and keep myself clean.

>>745152927
yeah, we're talking about real life here, kid

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>>745152590
Read the rest of the post in question. The only claim i was really making was that all people are different and difference means unique sets of preferences.

Do you not agree that some people like broccoli while others don't? How about that others still only like it when cooked with butter and fresh garlic? Because to me all that seems pretty clear and easy to prove.

>>745150469
Well, you do know the difference between "love" and "like"
Don't you?

>>745150469
OP. Don't act interested in a blow job. Here is what you do. You eat her out to the best of your ability and somebody else's ability. Make her cum a bunch of times. When you're done leave and don't act interested in sex or a bj. Say I just wanted you to feel good. Then go to the next room and jerk off and tell her thanks baby that was the best sex I ever had and it didn't involve you. She will start to realize that she's being useless and that you're losing interest in her. She wI'll start to blow you. I know it sounds stupid but it works.

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>get with gf
>she was one of those horny chubby nerds in highschool
>she said she was a super perv, finger herself all day afterschool
>she got hot after school and shed the baby fat
>sometimes I just grab her hair and she gets wet and makes a little moan
>talk dirty to her
>and then she sucks me dry
>I can get it whenever I want
>sometimes we end up fucking sometimes I cum down her throat
>been together 5 years now and have a baby girl
>head games is still strong

feel bad for you fags honestly, your women sounds like cunts.

>>745151338
Luckily you cant talk about sex and make it better for each other.

>>745153100
The thing is, broccoli is a disgusting thing. You can compare it to anal sex. Blowjobs are as not disgusting unless the guy has a dirty dick.

Every girl likes sucking dick.
Every man likes sucking vagina.

Women may be shy, or disgusted by the idea at first. But if the girl has more than 23 she's probably an expert on the subject.

Problem is, men don't wait enough for the girl to be the one having the iniciative. Since the beginning they ask and ask. It sucks to do something you don't want to... even if you would have done it anyways.

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all the time (;

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>>745153155
Second this. But wanna throw in that it works better on insecure girls. If she likes herself like 70% or higher, you might just end up her lawn blower till you break up. Though, confident and caring might go the other way with it...I guess it just comes down to the kind of person she is.

Anyway, pic very related

>>745150469
At least she'll do it occasionally.

I've been married a long time and my wife has NEVER given me a stand-alone, NSA blow job. She told me right from the beginning (after we were married of course) that oral sex was supposed to be part of intercourse. So if she's not interested in having sex, there's nothing but my right hand to take care of business.

Same goes for hand jobs. Not part of foreplay leading to sex? Not gonna happen.

Three hours ago I just got a great stand-alone BJ.

We have sex on average about 12 times a month and a blowjob is always a big part of it. It's usually on and off a few times during sex. She will usually start with a blowjob or switch to it fairly quickly. It helps get her more in the mood and helps get her wet. Usually blowjob, in the pussy, blowjob again, in the pussy from another position, etc. She uses it as a transition between positions. Sometimes, not often, after anal. Then almost always finishes with a blowjob. Sometimes swallows, sometimes plays with the cum in her mouth or with tongue, whatever. But almost always starts and finishes with a blowjob. If you're talking about nothing else but just a blowjob, like not any sex, a couple times a week

>>745151236
Kek, thanks. Never getting married.

>>745150469
Facefucked my girl for the third night in a row, as long as I dick her down good enough she throats it

>>745153308
>Luckily you're shit at the sarcasm

>>745150469
I've been married for 17 years. At first she was hesitant and not enthusiastic about it and I had to talk her into it. I just kept telling her how much I liked it. I would lavish praise on her for it. I told her how wonderful she made me feel both physically and mentally. I'd pet her head talk sweetly and praise her while she did it.

Ffwd a few years and she blows me 2 or 3 times a week. She knows exactly how to milk every last drop out of me I can face fuck and she deep throats and suck on my balls and play with my cum.

The trick was encouraging her and communicating how much I appreciated what she was doing.

>>745152179
Seriously tho? Ever talk about it? Have fun the rest of your life

>>745153308
I dont care about blowjobs enough.

>>745153713
Virgin detected

>>745153354
Dude. Stop. I've dated and fucked plenty of different kinds. People are more complex than
>everyone in group 'a' always feels like this

that's over simplifying things. If all people really felt the same way about shit, we would have no need for debate. If what you were saying was true, the only reason I could disagree is because...I'm lying? wtf do I get out of that?

I'm done replying because this is clearly going nowhere, but I promise you this much;

All people like different things for different reasons. Anyone telling you otherwise is either a bit dull, trying to fool you or trying to sell you something.

>>745151783
This.
My GF sucks my dick 3-6x a week. First year or so I came in her mouth everyday. She fucken loves my dick, I'm not even 7 inches either, but am attractive. It makes me happy, and in a healthy relationship there should be, at most times, an unspoken compromise for what makes you two happy, and it should be that if one is happy the other is happier.

>>745153752
Run along kid, grown ups are speaking

>>745150469
She can't. I'm 6" around and she has a tiny jaw. Her dentist Fucking hates her cuz he can't work on her.

Don't care though cuz I'm cut and pretty numb, bj's don't feel all that amazing.

>>745153760
So I guess not every couple in the world kisses, huh?
So not every couple in the world has sex
So not every couple in the world hug

There are things EVERYONE do. Oral sex is one of them.
Of course there are exceptions... but 99.99% of women wants to suck dick. The problem is men ASK for it, so it feels forced, or like a favour.

I've been with at least 40 or 50 women in my life, and EVERY ONE OF THEM, not kidding, EVERY ONE of them sucked my dick at least once. And you know what? I never asked. In fact, I don't like blowjobs that much. I think it's cool as foreplay, but I feel it's just boring.

I have several girl friends that agree with the idea that every woman likes sucking dick, and girls who say they don't are actually lying to men in casual conversations. Exceptions are smelly dicks. And most girls go with it anyways.

>>745153713
I think youre not fully aware of the potential

>>745153428

I know her...

>>745154225
Wow. Here we have an example of someone who thinks they know shit but knows nothing.

Not every couple in the world kisses. Or even holds hands. Some couples just don't. Some people are asexual, but still date and marry. Not every couple has sex. MANY sexual relationships don't involve oral sex out of preference. 40 or 50 haha wow, no. No.

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>>745154225
Most sentences about people with ALL, NEVER, EVERYONE are incorrect. Guess youre the exception to the rule. I fucked girls that only wanted to suck dick for someone special etc. On the other hand, most girls did it without asking

>>745153608
Luckily i learned it from the best dad.

>>745154380
Don't be dumb, of course people who don't have arms can't hug. Blind people don't look into each others eyes, either. But saying that "every couple has sex" is not wrong.

I don't care if you don't believe me, I don't have any reason to lie about how many women I've been with. The point is, every girl wants to suck dick. If it's not because they get aroused it's because they see you liking it. Hell, maybe even seeing you enjoying can make them get more excited.

Point being

women
suck
dick

>>745153532
Meh.. just marry the right one. Like I said in my response, I have sex about 12 times per month and blowjobs every time. More if you count the 2 or so times a month with just blowjobs. Been married 6 years now.

>>745150469
Iv been in a few relationships. One I didn't ever get head off of. It didnt bother me as we had sex regularly however it wasn't exciting. Relationship had no spark and eventually ended.

Current gf is very similar to myself in the way that we both have a lot of energy, high sex drives and are a bit mad for each other despite being together a long time. Sex is hot. We dont leave each other alone and we give each other head daily.

My point is, find someone that makes you happy in all areas. Don't settle because it wont last. Theres someone for everyone I believe.

TL;DR

Leave your stubborn cunt and find better.

>>745150469
Same deal w/ my wife. It's an infrequent treat unfortunately

>>745154549
Thank you.

Also
>only wanted to suck dick for someone special

Let me guess, under 21?

>>745154380
Also when they say 99.99%. He can't back that up with anything.

Bottom line is if a blowjob is that important to you disclose it up front. Let her know it's a game changer and you will break up/divorce if the blowjobs stop.

If it's not that important then let it go. Decide what you value more and enforce it.

>>745154902
Nope not even, around 25, Brazilian girl. Maybe some religious thing but didnt get that impression. Guess she somehow wanted to stick with her principles during a one night stand

>>745154225
"99.99% of women..."
What study was that?

Notice he doesn't say 99.99% of ALL women surveyed. His fake stat assumes all 3.7 billion women in the world have been surveyed.

>>745155052
Also, telling her without the threats would maybe do. Not married here, wondering how that would go if she suddenly decides to dislike giving blowjobs.

>>745155361
You can't be serious...

>>745150469
maybe once/twice a month for me? It's kind of a special occasion type thing, or when we've been on a bender so she's sore as hell

>>745154930
BUT HE SAID 99.9 % WANT TO SUCK.
I feel like I'm reading a shitty ad on the side of a porn site. "99% OF GIRLS READY TO SUCK."
Does this nigga really think ALL girls want to suck dick?

>>745150469
>Implying I have a girlfriend

>>745150835
THIS is for sure a woman behind this post.

>>745152179
topkek, by choice?

>>745151158
so whenever she asks me to eat her pussy (1000 times more often than i ask her to blow me), i just won't. Ok thank you!

>>745155820
Good job stooping down to her level. Enjoy your crumbling sex life. Don't worry tho, it happens to everyone. Look up the coolidge effect, the only way to spice up your sex life is with other partners

>>745155979
So it's ok for her to ask me to eat her pussy, but not ok for me to ask her to suck my cock? How does it work?

>>745151821
You probably has some form of death grip from fapping. I should know, I have too. Can't cum from blowjobs, so my GF usually comboes with a handjob with my dick in her mouth.

By the way, do you guys cum in your girl's mouth? I never really cared for it, was more of a creampie guy and my girl, while a bit afraid at first, opened up to the idea and asked me to cum inside her many times.
She was always thankful that I didn't want to cum in her mouth, the idea revolts her a bit, but lately I've been thinking that I want to try it, at least once. Any tips? If it helps, we were both virgins, and, again, I don't really cum from BJs. It only happened once, while she was masturbating me, and right as she moved away to say her jaw was hurting, I felt it "going to the point of no return" and warned her. Don't really care to cum in her face or anything like that.

>>745156073
She'll suck your cock if she deems you worthy. Somewhere she got lazy and comfy and stopped caring about you. One could say she fell out of love, or at least desire.

>>745156159
wow ur a faget

>>745150835
Tits or gtfo