Best way to kill yourself and make it look like an accident?

>>745149404
drive into lake

>>745149404
>Best way to kill yourself and make it look like an accident?

well, the first thing you want to do is post this question and leave a digital trail which any good insurance investigator is going to unearth in short order.

GOOD THINKING OP

>>745149559
4chan is anonymous and threads don't last that long

>>745149404

Is that an Australian pizza?

>>745149404
Buy a gun, go into some niggerland, call someone a nigger and make sure the nigger is really mad

Then you take your gun, pretend to be a retard and trow it to his ape feet, get shot and die

>>745149818
well, if you disregard the countless sites that store all the shit posted here.. then sure they don't last long.

>>745149404
you won't fool St. Peter you know.

>>745149404
go try and choke a whale to death

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>>745149404
Cigarette
Water poison
Help me

get fucked by a horse

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>>745149404
This.

Announce loudly
>mom, I stink so i have to take a bath. but I'm also very hungry. I will make some toast while sitting in the bathtub. But don't worry mom, I will be very careful.
But here comes the tricky part. You won't be careful. Everybody will think that you were very careful, and will think that you died accidentally.

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>>745149818
>4chan archives

>>745152055
love it

get bit by a scorpion that attacked you whilst eating scorpion pizza

>>745152375
Kek

>>745149404
Get really drunk and drive yourself into a retaining wall or something. It will be blamed on the alcohol. But whatever you do, do NOT use another car and driver with this method. It's okay to kill yourself but don't involve someone else like an asshole.

>>745149404
Choke on pizza

>>745152055
haven't seen this gif in quite a while but still funny. I hope nobody actually attemped this though.

>>745151859
I think the retarded baby fetal alcohol syndrome meant to say water is a better filter than carbon