/b/ I need help, my ex invited me over to talk and I accepted.

you good m80?

>>745149199
Make sure somebody you know's aware of where you are and who you're .

>>745149199
op u dead?

post her tits plz

jack off into your hand and spiderman your cummies all over the inside of her fridge so the dna evidence is preserved and cops can place you at the scene of the homicide and get a conviction on her after she murders you.

run mofo

>>745149784
oh fuck its candleja

F

>>745150351
that's not candlejack it's a sniper on the ridge at you'r

op here
I'm in a small town in iowa, my roommate knows where I am but assumes I'm staying the night,(despite my insistence I am not) he is fucking useless regardless

Slight update
>Still cannot find my keys
>Am about 30 minutes outside of any major town by car
>The only thing I can think of is running to i80 and trying to flag someone down
>She has also officially gotten high on something, she pulled out a fucking brillo pad looking thing a pipe and a lighter and went into the other room for a second

>>745151257
show us pics of her

>>745151291
I am sure as fuck not trying to take one now, gimme a second to get another of her.

Tell her if she wants to have sex, maybe will take her mind off harming you

>>745150107
> Literal what?

Why not just take a poo and wipe your butt and put the toilet paper in the trash instead of flushing?

Why not just spit on one of the windows when she isn't looking.

Many many thing before throwing away your testosterone for something dumb like this....

>>745151611
Probably try some seducing OP, take care, make her think nothing is happening

>>745151257
no worries mate she's cleaning the plug on the chainsaw. would run if she gets it running tho dont want to get co2 poisoning

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>>745149199
Noice bait

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Go to police wtf op? Call 911?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cXDgFwE13g

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>>745149199
>break up with girl
>becomes /r9k/-tier trashgirl

woah

>>745149199
Dont be a pussy op. Tell her to give you the fucking keys and leave. She is a woman ffs.

>>745152163
Kek

Its op dead?

>>745149199
Make her cum, it will release some of her anger and frustration and on the plus side, you get some pussy

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>>745151632
>why not
exactly

op here
apparently, I'm dead so dump this thread

PS. we should be together too

>>745152986
new IP, not OP

bitch is crazy, break out NAOW!

>>745153062
well done Sherlock
hope he's aiight

>>745153205
get backtraced kiddo

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play hide'n'seek with her
then ask if she wants to play doctor
then just give her the sleepy gas
eat all her tendies
find your keys
and leave

>>745151257
I'm a half hour from I80 in Iowa do you want me to save you?

Look we need pictures OP, keep us updated here

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>>745153351
be warned that this saving will be at the price of buttsex

Op here

I'm not dead, I'm gonna make a break for it
>Be a man op
There is a time and a place for putting a cunt in her place, now is not the time. I have a good thing going I have been sober for 2 years now, life is good. I don't want to get stabbed and list it all.

If this thread dies I'll make a new one and update what happened.

I'll leave you with this, it's never too late to get your shit together anon. Just when you do, don't revisit the past.

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>>745153544
just take pictures

>>74515335
What part of i80?

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I suggest you still post down the address OP.

Something's telling me she won't give you a chance to post the address should she snap or some shit

>>745149199
>my ex invited me over to talk and I accepted.

Your first and second mistakes.

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>>745153803

>>745153854
today you are not a faggot in my book
post moar on your way out
you must be remembered if she kills you

>>745151257
Just be like, hey I lost my keys, did you see where I put them? If she says she doesn't know, say you're going to look outside and then just freaking run away.

When you are this worried, why are you still there?

>>745149199
That's some Son of Sam shit right there

>>745149199
Dude! You drive a Sable? My first car was a sable! Awesome times man, awesome times in the sable!

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RUN ANON RUN! BITCH IS CRAZY AND NOT WIFE MATERIAL SHE DOESN'T EVEN CLEAN!

>>745153854
What's with the nigger silhouettes?

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>>745153854

If her house fucking looks like that book it dude, it's not worth staying. Tell your roommate to call the police.

>>745154086

This.

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You have the power of god and anime on ur side

>>745154086
This.

Very anticlimatic

>>745149199

how white trash is she.

>>745149199
Youre totally get some tail tonight boi

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>>745155129
Very, we used to spend a lot of time getting high and doing literally nothing else. I believe that is still her main hobby

>That was anticlimactic
Don't know what to tell you, not every story ends with you finding out I was discovered in a ditch a week later

Either way I'm out, now I have that long walk away so I can feel that I'm far away enough to safely call someone. I'll probably get my fucking useless roommate to give me a ride and I'll come back for my car later or something.

If it does turn out I was killed, I have a Nazi youth haircut and look like david Bowie had a kid with the kid from leave it to beaver

>>745155538
She's gonna run you down in your own car now..

>>745155538

It's ironic because my ex was just like yours. Her name was Samantha, chubby, black hair, used to cut herself. She wasn't well mentally so I had to get away from her. I think it's best you stay away from your ex for now on.

>>745155538
Don't slow down to a walk, keep running/jogging so you can get some distance. If she uses your own car against you hope she's a terrible driver.

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What state you live in, i want to check the news tomorrow

So now the nutty lady is sat there looking at OP's car keys thinking he is a nutter for running out of her house and leaving his keys on the floor.
Good job OP.

>>745156722

He said it in the previous replies you degenerate, it's Iowa

>>745156910
Thanks fam

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OP, I expect aN update tomorrow on all events

>>745153544
You pussy. If she tries to make a move with a knife you push kick her chest, grab something and knock her the fuck out. Are you so slow that you can't kick a cunt? In that case how do you expect to get away on foot?

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>>745151257
you just described her smoking crack...i know because of...a...friend....*wink wink*

OP can we get another update?

>>745151257
She's smoking meth. This just keeps getting better.

>>745154086
this

>>745151257
have sex with her while shes high so she has a mental inhibition o\over hurting you

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>>745158651
yea and hope shes not one of those kinky pycho chicks whose in to beating you....unless ur in to that then watev