WHAT THE FUCK!!! I JUST PAYED A ESCORT TO COME AT MY HOUSE AND

>>745148619
For you it is

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>>745148619
pretty much yeah

>>745148619
topkek

>>745148676
WHAT THE FUCK. I WAS NOT A VIRGIN BEFOR THAT. I HAD SEX 2 TIMES BEFOR WITH MY GIRLFRIEND BUT THAT WAS 4 YEARS AGO WHAT THE FUCK!!!

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Fell for the Nofap meme and then decided to treat himself to sex.

>>745149019
I FAPED THE NIGHT BEFOR SO NO I DID NOT FALL FOR IT

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Not realizing you are supposed to fap 30 minutes before fap therefore you fell for the Nofap meme congratz you played yourself and wasted 100$.

>>745148619
When you bust a nut with some bitch who is fucking you for free is that sex?

If so, then yes nigger, you just had sex with a whore. Congrats. Now go get a fucking HIV test because you're probably going to end up like Steve Jobs.

>>745149339
I USED CONDOM

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>>745150159
>he fell for the safe sex meme

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>>745149056
> I fapped the night before
> I didn't fall for it
That's where your wrong buddy

>>745148619
I usually fuck for a few hours before I choose to release.

You paid a for at least 30mins and you barely use 10% of your time... why?

Like paying for a movie ticket and you walk out satisfied after the intro...

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>>745148619
tell me more..
.. about
.. your house.

>>745148619
Sounds like you should have only paid for 15 minutes there one pump
>tfw you have to pay for two hours since they get pissed at you for taking two hours to come

>>745150159

Condoms don't protect against HIV bud...

>>745150954
Massive KEk

>>745148619
Next time pay for a full hour
>2 mins sex
>58 mins she cradles you while you cry in her arms
She wouldn't be doing her job if she didn't

>>745150954
Died! Funny motherfucker you. Great gotdamn fuckin analogy

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>>745151194
>2017

SHE WAS UGLY AND I DONT LIVE ALONE I LIVE WITH PEOPLE. BUT I ASKED HER AFTER CUMMING IF THATS ALL SHE SAID YES AND STOPPED, CLEANED HER PUSSY AND I LET HER OUT. WTF I DID NOT EVEN ENJOY HER BLOW JOB. SHE WANTED TO SUCK ME WITHOUT CONDOM BUT THAN I STOPPED HER AND SAID WITH CONDOM. I FEEL NOTHING BRO, I FEEL NOTHING...! THAN I ASKED HER IF SHES CLEAN TO SUCK ME WITHOUT IT SHE SAID NO. I EVEN TRY TO PUSH HER HEAD WHEN SUCKING SHE SAYS NO DONT DO THAT. FUCKING WITH CONDOM IS BULLSHIT AND YOU FEEL NOTHING AT ALL!!

>>745151489
> blowjob with condom?
what?

>>745151865
HER TEETH ARE FUCKED UP AND BAD I COULD NOT TAKE THE RISK

>>745152121
You are, without a doubt, the epitome of beta males.

>>745152288
AND RISK A DECEASE NO THANKS FAGGIT!!

>>745152485
bud turn off caps pls

>>745152485
Oral transmitted deceases are rare. If a girl don't do a bbbj I don't hire her. Few let you finish in their mouth though.

Also ask for multiple shots on goal next time. Might need an hour though to get that.

>>745152485
Then why did you hire some filthy uggo off the streets?

>>745152485
Then don't have sex with whores, dude.

you're an idiot lol

>>745152705
So i did wrong not letting her suck me without condom??

>>745153197
Correct.
I've had the nasty chicks blow me many times no problems. Now sticking it in their cunt or butt without a rubber..... you got to know the girl well and she gets tested a bunch.