Which one is your gf?

I push down on my wife's back to turn her into #1. #2 is such a fucking turn off.

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>>745147593
This. I just smash her face into the bed.

>>745147593
/thread

>>745147532
#2 better be cleaning the damn floor

>>745147532
What is this 9gag shit?

My son prefers #1 position.

>>745148476
AAAHAHAHAGgahahHahahahahahahah
xDDDDDD
fuck off

>>745147532
If you have #2 then you have a shit woman and you're a pussy
>real men get what they want out of their women

>>745147532
Left if for human doggy style, right is for doggy doggy style.

If she does right, she has probably fucked a dog.

whats the difference really? had both and dont notice a change or is this just a meme

>>745148713
Truth tbh
Hadn't even thought of the dog fucking

#3

>>745147532
>Two types of girls
>Mother fuckers dont know bitches be like stick shift
#1 wants vag
#2 wants anal

>>745148786
Look up how female dogs looks when they're getting tailed. They arch their backs like that. Cause dog penises hit a different angle than humans. It comes more from under than straight behind.

>>745148850
this

>>745148881
>*unzips
Go on.

>>745148881
I was thinking more about how the dog would fuck up ur back
The right has less risk of injury
I'm not a furfag or fagfag so don't think about dog dicks

>>745148991
Kek.

I knew two girls that fucked dogs all the time growing up. Shit was kinda hot, but still the same time, it kind of makes them subpar because, well, they fucked dogs.

>>745148850
>In doggy denial

>>745149108
Better dogs than niggers

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>>745147532
U tell me

>>745147532
The vacuum, obviously.

>>745148778
You are a meme

>>745149153
True, but close. An animal is an animal.

>>745149317
forgot b is a virgin board

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>>745147532
g...f?
What the fuck is this shit?

>>745149194

i wish my gf was a monkey : (

>>745149411
Lel
Are you still serious??
You have to be a troll, your answer was fucking stupid bro

>>745149411
Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch

>>745147532
Wheres the empty room image,that one is mine

>>745149645
so whats the difference virgin?

>>745149727
Ok.
You are virgin...
Thanks for clear it.


(Don't you see the fucking difference faggot??? What do you want to explain?)
The joke--->
You

>>745149864
your reddit is showing

>>745149727
Okay you little dweeb, either you can drop the attitude RIGHT NOW or I will take matters into my own hands. DON'T TICK ME OFF

>>745149616
>Monkey
That's not a nigger
I would never fuck a nigger
You need to learn what curry pussy looks like (protip it's still pink)

and thus the thread derailed into a deathmatch between angry keyboard warriors

>>745149928
My what??
Step by step you are deffining yourself poor newfag

>>745149973
>That's not a nigger
i lost hard

>>745150038
virgin

>>745149411
>projecting this hard

>>745148850
Who cares what she wants

>>745150092
>>745150108

Not only projection ego self deffense
He is the only one here doesen't understand that shitty meme.
But in each of his messages he remark he is not a virgin..
Kek

>>745148799
I prone bone a lot because I find it easier than kneeling

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>>745150065
Y would I lie?
Race mixing is bad but there are limits lmao

>>745150218
so reddit

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U tell me

>>745150267
Those are not her hair.

>>745150294
But R u Virgin or not?
Get the meme or not?

>>745147532
Get this 9gag shit outta here newfags sage

>>745147593
I do the same, I push her back and pull her from the shoulder and try to teach her .. "AND STAY LIKE THIS" I'd say ... but she keeps forgetting ... I'm like "dafuq's wrong with you woman" and she's like "what?" ... "it's uncomfortable" .. and I say "I don't care, give me that ass" she's so annoying

>>745150309
>IMG_3149
nice, moar please

>>745150496
reading comprehension

>>745150267
i hope you are colorblind, otherwise you are retard

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>>745147532
The aziN one
No wit
The Chinese ome

>>745147532
Starts off as 2, but after a while she sinks down, grasping onto the pillow/duvet.

>>745148363
even when cleaning the floor .... it should always be #1 when I'm the only male present
when there are other men then she better don't bend like that

>>745150309
thats a number 2. Her pelvis isn't tilted

>>745150403
yeah fake hair is a nigger thing

>>745150525
>I'm like
>she's like
Drink bleach you retard

>>745150267
nice ape ass I love it

>>745150777
fucking check'd newfag

also, fucking dank meme, newfag

>>745150553
Meme comprehension*

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Ready for u

>>745151009
#2

>>745151009
>IMG_3148
moar

>>745148555
this

>>745150403
>>745150765
Can't tell if seriously a virgin or seriously retarded

>>745148398
/thread

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>>745150565
>>745150786
Apparently everyone here is a fucking kissless virgin retard
>I know her race because that's the pussy I fuck on the reg
>Anyone who tries to argue otherwise is an edgy insecure teen living in their moms basement
3/10 made me reply

>>745150267
there is a tapeworm on the pussy

>>745150525
>implying this ever happened and it's not just ur fap fantasy

>>745152150
>What is bodily fluids
Not everyone tries to do photoshoots when they take pics
Not going to tell her to go shower after fucking when I want to capture the moment
>What the fuck kind of virgin thinking is that

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>>745152298
tapeworm

>>745148778
Lol are you serious??

>>745152150
This

Cant wait to hear his little justification

>>745152609
yeah. i see a worm as well.

thats pretty disgusting. do worms live inside a vagina?

>>745152931
"Dude who cares she's so fuckin hot"

"Der her that's not a worm retard!!!1111"

>>745152955
what happens if they go up your dick hole?

>>745152955
It's a dead pinworm. Her nasty ass birthed it.

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>>745147532

>>745152176
>I'm a virgin
>Everyone else must surely be a virgin too

>>745152609
>shiiiiet

>>745149194
Doggy pov? Please!

>>745152955
>do worms live inside a vagina?
in nigger's ass yes, they are actually animals, so it's sjust the nature

>>745148476
DX mate, DX

>>745153445
so that worm has left the ass, and is making its way down to the vagina?

poor worm. what a terrible life choice.