What's the fastest way to make 1,000 dollars?

>>745143948
sell drugs

>>745144010
Or ass

I will give you 1000 dollers for planting tulips. ON MY DICK! AHAHHAHAAHA! REKT! I fucking rekt you bitch!

>>745143948
you fuck that guy up the ass^^^^^^

Get. A. Job.

>>745145708
Oh fuck how did you do that?

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Be a faggot on Craigslist. Sell your asshole while being a butt pirate! Gay boys and bi couples eat that shit up in a hot minute

>>745145859
Fastest not hardest

Work one month full time, just over minimum wage in a U.K supermarket

>>745146227
Min wage here is almost $2k/mo

Sell drugs easy 1k plus free hotel visit if you get caught

>>745143948
Sell used underwear or tampons on one of those fetish shop sites

I find that robbing immigrant and Mexican houses works well.

Typically Indians and Mexicans keep gold as a form of physical savings, but also they typically are scared to interact with police or the system in general. Often they are very soft targets.

>>745146762
woah thats deep

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>>745146762
You have never even stolen a candybar faggot

>>745143948
Rob 2000 niggers at gunpoint.

Bus fare is a dollar. They always need fiddy cent for the bus.

>>745147312
Tell that to my P. O. maybe I can stop giving him a German porn show of pissing in cups while he watches, every time I visit him.

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>>745147312
fgt