when's the last time you shot a load into a girl?

This morning

Ten minutes ago.

Traps are girls, right?

About 2 months

>>745141299
6 days ago

my gf's mouth yesterday, period -.-

ITT: A lot of virgins

>>745141299
Sometime back in June. I've only every creampied the chicks I've been with and have never used a condom.

2 years

last Friday

Never

3 month ago. It was me second time too. I usually wrap it up. I don't want kids yet. Plus no gf so can't trust these hoes

this morning, about 10 hours ago

Couple days ago, wife has her tubes tied. Haven't used a condom in 7 years.

About an hour and a half ago when I woke up the gf with my cock.

Last week. And tonight again

>>745141299
Last week

>>745141674
i wouldn't trust most gfs either

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Last week, bitch is on the rag.

>>745141299
Last saturday is the only honest answer.

>>745141299
Earlier this week. I live in Spokane.

>>745142045
Is there still a Sizzler in Spokane?

>>745141299
About 2 years ago. It was also the time I last had sex. FeelsBadMan

Shot a load in my gf last night, then her sister afterwards, and her mother this morning. It's a mutual agreement amongst the four of us, I'm there personal whore in exchange for free living (even though I work regardless), paid meals, and sex any time anywhere.

>>745142097
tinder
go out there a take a chance. you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

>>745142275
>shots
kek

>>745141299
Anyone know who she is?

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>>745141837
I've been seeing that with some of the girls I've seen. Still hoping there are some decent ones but ehh

>>745141918
Wtf? Never stops us, just a little extra cleanup.

>>745142309
Tegan Mohr

>>745141299
around 6 hours ago

>>745142252
That sounds fucking miserable.

>>745142346
i'd rather see cops copping rather than this PR shit

>>745142346
if they wanted to find criminals they should have went to Church's chicken

>>745142097
This /b/ruh >>745142275 is right. You don't realize how much pussy you can get until you try

Also anybody have any good suggestions on movies / podcast. I lost power because of the hurricane so I'm chilling bored

>>745142431
Dude it is, one minute I'm not giving one enough attention and the other I'm not being passionate enough. That and they all have their periods around the same time so it's constant catering to each of them.

>>745142398
You're awesome.

>>745142548
if you got netflix, 13 assassins.

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>>745141299
every sperm my balls have produced in the last 5 years has found its way into my wife's reproductive organs. It's God's way.

>>745141428
prove it

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>>745142548
on youtube i like nerdsync

>>745142722
that's incredibly romantic.

>>745141299

late august 2012.

Last friday

>>745141299
Couple of days ago.
>easy mode
>The wife

>>745142389
>implying all women are the same
Mine gets bad cramps that make orgasms actually hurt, so...

>>745141299
I have Sexsomnia, So whenever my girlfriend sleeps in my bed we end up having sex in my sleep. last night was a bit rough because I remeber waking up to a cumming sensation and I fucking cummed inside her. Already got PlanB and shes fine w/ it. but yeah. Sexsomnia.

>>745141299
2 days ago, made her cum not long ago though.

>>745141299
april into my wife.... though someone shot a load into her recently :/

>>745141299
Two months ago...and I'm married.

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Day ago all over my wifes ass.

>>745141299
3 days ago

I had a load shot in my ass last night lol

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>>745143733
kek

>>745143464
True, mine gets super horny on the rag. Wants sex constantly.

Yesterday. Planning to do it again today. And tomorrow. And the day after that, and so forth. No feeling is better than to shoot your load deep into a girl.

My fiance sucked me off last night. Nice build up for a few day. The amount of cum made her gag a bit

>>745141299
Pussy, last night. Her mouth, every gawd damn morning. Grow the fuck up. Nice dubs

About four months ago had the opportunity to fuck a friend
She started saying to not cum im her and naturally hearing her say that made me nut
Kept fucking to play it off so I nutted in it than kept stroking

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Ever notice how the female always flashes her eyes to the face of the guy as she realizes he's cumming in her? Is that biological instinct?

Last sunday? I only see my gf on the weekends.

>>745141299
8 days ago

>>745143776
You didn't read the op did you anon.

https://soundcloud.com/clint_snow/gold-approach?in=clint_snow/sets/i-just-cant-stop-smilin

2 years ago, ex wife.

>>745141486
Nice

>>745144171
They feel the cum inside, virgin

>>745142275
Thanks bro

A month ago and I'm so fucking glad she's not pregnant

>>745141568

Same here. I'm almost positive I'm sterile at this point.

>>745141299
january 8th

>>745141299
Never. Never will either.

>>745141299
My gfs asshole 2 days ago

>>745144783
That's my birthday.

>>745141299

3 weeks ago, wife gave birth 2 days later so i havent fucked since, she still sucks Dick tho

A week and a half ago. It's nice having a wife with her tubes tied

>>745142252
I'm the same with my GF, she cheats on me and has me fuck her with another guys load in there, and she pays all our bills which are like 6k a month
She gets extra excited by it, and it feels really nice, so I don't mind. She's really gorgeous and a closet freak

>>745141299
Never.

>>745141486
Lol, pretending that periods stop vaginal sex.

>>745141299
two weeks ago into my gf

>>745142738
Venice Beach?

>>745141299

have 3 kids. using condoms these days......

>>745142722
get her some better panties, bro

>>745141299
Niggers tounge my anus

>>745141486
Gotta earn them red wings son

>feelsbad

Vag - 2005 (ex wife)
Mouth - 5 months ago (current wife)
Ass - never

>>745143573
Sauce

>>745144171

they just like to see the guys face when he's cumming

>>745141299
Over a year.

>>745144737
Fake as shit

>>745145025
she sounds perfect. body pic>

>>745141299
SHITTED

>>745141299
Monday, in her ass. No babies for me thank you.

>>745141428
Your own ass doesn't count faggot

An hour ago. Birth control has yet to fail for 4 years.

>>745145271
Never in the ass? I pity you. If you are looking for a start suggest putting the tip against her ass and shooting into it. She'll enjoy the sensation of cum in her ass and you progress to fucking.

>>745141299
Last night. She's 22. I'm 35.

>>745144919
BRO that's my birthday too

>>745145838
>She's 22. I'm 35.
That's only an accomplishment if you're broke or ugly.

>>745141299
Define girl agewise

>>745145931
>ok

>>745146108
faggot

in April. Broke up with gf after fucking her in the ass.

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>>745142722
U got a vasectomy 5 years ago right?

Last night. Handcuffed and fucked g in the ass, blew my load inside her. Feelsgood.jpg

>>745144548
Not always. I came in a girl once and she didn't realize it until later when she got home, took her panties off and they were filled with cum.

>>745141299
monday

>>745146273
If they are really wet they can't even feel when you come

>>745141299
I stopped counting the years.

I've never been able to cum from beatin pussy or ass, so never. I do always finish myself off and make the chick swallow if that counts

>>745141299
A week ago GF riding my my cock shot it right into her womb.

>>745146508

Yea she was super wet. I came in her and kept fucking for a few more minutes and pretended to pull out and finish. She was pissed when she found out.

Three weeks ago

4 lifes ago.

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>its been

too fucking long. meeting people after college is a pain in the ass. Everyone is either fat or married at this point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_q9KPczAg

Last night and this morning

When was elected Obama for second time?

>>745141299
hoping to this week

>>745141299
source ?

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>>745141299
4 months ago the day before my ex left me, her cunt was bleeding

>>745146900
Why do you use Obomos election as a frame of reference, but write like english is you forth language?

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>>745146900
jan 2013?

A year ago, july.

Last week sometime. Gf doesn't like smell/taste of condoms. Only used them like....twice with her. Been dating for a couple years.

>>745141428
You can still like traps and not be gay. It really comes down to whether or not the penis is feminine.

"Feminine" refers not just to literal females but to anything that possesses or is imagined to possess stereotypically female qualities. a man can be feminine or strike a feminine pose. various cultures attribute "femininity" to obviously genderless features of the natural world, like the moon or the soil (ancient chinese identified the ground as feminine with a masculine sky above). there are feminine rhymes in poetry. if an abstract linguistic pattern can be feminine, why not a penis?

For example, a slender, smooth penis, contrasted with a blunt and veiny member. a graceful penis. a receptive penis that does not aggressively penetrate but rather allows itself to be engulfed. and isn't dribbling semen reminiscent of a breast's warm milk? a nurturing penis, a penis like a doting mother.

A feminine penis.

>>745141299
Almost literally every time I've fucked my GF. Exceptions were when her IUD was due for replacement.

I also fuck her while she's asleep and cum inside her unconscious pussy, too. We have an agreement, that I can do that as long as she still gets hers during the daytime. Nothing feels as amazing as forcing my dick inside her without her knowledge or permission.

>>745141299
3 years ago.
Crazy bitch was breaking into my house, shot her with my standard defense load, 125 grain JHPs
>still have nightmares

>>745147163
you are litterally cancer

over a year ago. I have become a basement dweller

Yesterday morning

I came in a 14 year old last week and her 15 year old friend the day before that while she was watching. I'm 45

>>745141299
Last night.

>>745147475
Without getting arrested? Explain?

>>745141299
never, I don't wanna have kids yet

>>745142722

nice Granny panties

>>745147535
They wanted it so I gave them what they wanted. Why would I get arrested? I only fucked the 15 yo because the 14 yo wanted to see what happens first

>>745141299
Full metal jacket or hollow point?

>>745145525
it's even more obvious right before this webm starts when you see him wearing a strapon dragon dildo

Two days ago

>>745147805
Buckshot

When i decided to show all my normie cribmates what happens when you take away my fidget spinner

>>745142252
Of all the things that definitely never happened, this one didn't happen the most.

>>745141299
13 years ago. Jesus Christ

About a week n a half, would of been sooner but shes stressed with work

>>745141299
About a year ago :(

About a month ago. Fuck buddy.
She found herself a boyfriend recently, but I'm sure I'll hit it again.

About 2 hours ago...

>>745141299
2007.

4 months ago; 2 days before she dumped me.

>>745141299
Around 2008 I think. When you have all the time in the world you're never in a hurry.

>>745141299
13 hours ago

>>745147163
Nope you're gay. A flaming homosexual but you can paint the picture however you like.
>>745141428

I shot a load into a Korean girl's ass while I was living in Korea 4 years ago

>>745150017
Ahh the pre break up pity sex. I know this

6 days ago I did it twice that day what are the chances she is pregnant?

>>745141299
When were you born again? Well nine months before that.

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About 3 months ago barebacking. A week ago with a Jimmy

>>745151000
She is definitely pregnant with trips
>checked

Never because I fucking hate children and I don't risk things like that.

I'm also old.

Nut on face, ass, tits is way better anyways

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2 days ago. did't cum yesterday.

>>745141299
last night
paid 80 total (60 pickup and 20 to "apologize" for nutting in her")

>>745141299
5 years ago, with my ex

>>745151468
Into her? more pics

>>745141299
Monday morning, gf is on depo-provera so unlimited loads

Last night before bed

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I shot a load deep inside her on Sunday.

>>745141299

Yesterday.

>>745141299
Like... 3 or 4 months ago.

>>745147689
Sounds hot. Do they call you daddy? Think you'll get to fuck both of them together at some point?

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>>745141299
3 years ago with a girl in front of her school during the summer (In her Mouth) when I was 18 and in the alley way (In her Mouth) and then finally inside of her pussy (In a Subway bathroom)

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>>745151930
yeah, one of my subs

I got a girl and a sidechick. Paid for both of them to get IUDs just so I can do this. They both hate condoms too. So now I just blast in both of them with regularity.

>>745152210
How did the fucking going? Need details fam.

>>745152506
dont wanna spam this thread, made another one so its not off topic >>745152421

>>745141299
2015
>Girls are fucking gay

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>>745148322
My worst fear anon
All I do is masterbate with girls on Snapchat and Skype...:'(

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Why does it feel like all the females that are into me live so fucking far away and it's always the extremely attractive ones that have an interest in me. But then when I talk to different females in person they all have issues or don't want to persue a relationship and say that they have a boyfriend...

I never used condoms. been with 24 girls and have always just pulled out. even when the girl isn't on the pill. my current gf just tells me to nut in her so it's the first girl I ever do that to. she's on the pill.

am I infertile or something? my loads are huge too

>>745141299
Never. Human contact is fucking disgusting.

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Last Sunday with my gf
Fucking virgins are the most insufferable people I swear. Why do you guys care so much about this kind of shit?

>>745153585
Don't make the mistake of thinking that all virgins care about being virgins. If they really cared, most of them wouldn't be virgins in the first place.

>>745153663
Then why are there always these sorts of thirsty ass threads up nonstop? Perhaps it isn't all virgins, but it's always virgins that make these threads and are constantly bitching.

>>745153769
Interesting. Seems to me like there's more threads made by people asking why people are virgins than threads being made by virgins who are complaining. The majority of these threads aren't made by people claiming to be virgins.

>>745147163
>fucks men with implants
>thinks he's not gay

>>745153932
Perhaps that's what they're claiming, but I've never met someone who wasn't a virgin that was as obsessed with sex as OP and most of the people itt

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>>745153358
Are you retarded?

>>745154265
I guess so. I'm a 28 KV who hasn't had human contact in nine years and I'm not complaining.

>>745141299
sadly over 7 months ago

>>745153358
do you know what birth control does?

Like about 20 minutes ago. On my lunch break.

Wife and I just failed to conceive our second child for like the fifth month in a row, so we're back to fucking for fun now until her period comes and goes again.

>>745141674
Life is too short to miss out on unprotected sex. Enjoy and breed like nature intended.

>>745153358
The trick is to get a vasectomy. It'll fix you right up. Get one tomorrow. Anyone who types what you just typed should get one for sure.