Ask high-school teacher anything.

>>745141267
where you teach at?

>>745141267
Whats craziest thing to happen as your time as a teacher?

>>745141267
ARE YOU REALLY A TEACHER?

ever fucked a student?
or even wanted to?

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>>745142179
3rd world country.
>>745142206
I've been stalked by a student.

>>745142280
follow-up: which country? i want a real sense of the shit you do.

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>>745142250
Yes. Ask me anything about the job, if you are interested (it fucking sucks)
>>745142266
No.
Yes, of course, but I will never, ever do it.

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>>745142337
Russia.

>>745142390
nigga, russia is first-world.

you teach english or something?

horse

>>745142280
> boy
> THIS IS WHAT HAVING SEX FEELS LIKE BOY
> come here boy
Is she a mix between a cokehead prostitute and the guy from deliverance?

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>>745142404
Daz it mane. But I am linguistics and english main.
The only info I can supply you with, is that don't hate the teacher for hard tests. Mostly, we don't get a say in what do you do.

>>745142422
Russia is literally 10 years behind in pretty much everything. Sure feels like 3rd world to me. Unless I am entitled of course.
Yes, it's english and english literature.

>>745142422
Russia is actually 2nd world

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>>745142483
Why is it written in different ink?
>>745142532
Cockhead

>>745142619
how many worlds are there?

>>745142619
u right

for all intents and purposes, though

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>>745142690
That's deep man.

>>745142690
3. first world nations were the US and allies of the US
second world were Russia and allies of Russia
third world were any neutral faggots

cold war shit

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>>745142767
But that's not what people usualy mean, when they say 3rd world, right?

>>745141267
I enjoy AMA sessions, but the comic has me hooked on reading. So, are hentai the reading material where you teach?

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>>745143002
It's my reading material since my high-school days.
I am posting just to get attention and so you can easily identify my responses.

>>745142580
bitch i live in Hungary that is how a 3rd word country feels like

>>745143235
what's africa then, preapocalyptic wasteland?

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>>745143235
Hence is a reason I hidden behind my entitlement. The life is always better elsewhere, as they say.

>>745143312
pretty much, yes

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Loli con
Illegel?
#notinmyCanada

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>>745143089
> so you can easily identify my responses.

OK. I can dig that.

Q: How is your performance measured and what changes would you recommend?

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>>745143414
Not here also.

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>>745143488
>>745143488
Strictly by the guidelines I am given.
Depending on the student general behavior I may take it easy on them in one way or another. I always value if the person is actually interested in what he/she learns, but that's rare.
I would give teachers more creative freedom with their lessons and make the hiring process much more stricter. Evalution should be different as well.

>>745142280
i meant in general whilst at school any crazy shit
>example like 5 people got hospitalized at my highschool because of some diy chemical attack on a teacher

Ever had a student flirt with you, like spreading her legs with a skirt?

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>>745144034
Our whole lower floor got drowned in sewage water. Took a week to fix. Anyone who was in the lower floor got covered in shit.

Have you ever desired one of your students?

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>>745144131
Jesus, no. I do get flirted with on occasions, but not so obvious. Usually just with words and maybe getting into my personal space. The most one girl did is touch my hand.
But I am usually cold to any advances, so it happens less and less over the years.

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>>745144166
Do I want to fuck them sensless?
Yeah
Desire?
I don't think so.

I hope you understand what I mean.

>>745144346
oh shit, they made eye contact.

Are u an old, bald and smelly kinda teacher nobody likes?

>>745144418
the one eyed snake sees its prey

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>>745144440
I am 28. Not balding, no. Head full of hair.
Smelly? When I am at home covered in cum, yeah. But not at school.

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>>745144346
Is continuing education expected for advancement? If you have taken post-grad courses for keeping current with developments in your discipline, have they been worth the money and time?

>>745144346
I get you man, its just that when I was in highschool i had these 2 teachers that always stalked girls, flirted with them and were like all stalky. They even got their notes up and shit

>>745144549
it's like that scene from Jungle Book, when the snake tries to eat that boy

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>>745144600
I have taken them. I am a phd.
It really depends. If you find the field you are in interested (and or have beginnings of a good research), I'd say go for it.
It's not ABSOLUTELY required, but it will give you a LOT of freedom to choose to do what you want in your field.

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>>745144626
Yeah, the point of my previous post. Teacher hiring should be much stricter. I have a collegue like that too. Hits on everyone. As far as I know, he got some action once in the beginning of his work, and he tries again to this day.

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>>745144642
COME HERE BOY

>>745144948
the snake has successfully erased her memory!!! #victory

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>>745145072
Sorry mate

>>745145072
topsnek

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>>745145110
cock?

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>>745144765
Did you defend a thesis or get the doctorate by course work?

[Do not give the title of a thesis on /b/]

>>745145170
>la puta

Do you hate one of your students?

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>>745145179
I defended a thesis.
Of course not. Jesus.
The success of it really depends on your scientific advisor. I advise to choose really carefuly. They can ruin or make your work.

Just by the fact that you were asking the previous question, I can say that you should go for post-grad. It's hard, but it'll pay off. Once again, only if the field you are in is interesting to you.
I love languages and linguistics and analysis, so that worked for me.

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>>745145370
I hate any student who gets too personal or otherwise thinks teaching is personal. I don't usually show if I hate them.
But to answer your question. Yes. Many of them.

I wish they would make teens learn about economy, instead of useless filler info like biology, even art and music is basically a hobby if you have no talent from the beginning.

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell... ugh, the worst ..

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>>745145585
I agree completely. There little to no life-skills are taught.
I think any knowledge is good knowledge, but, still, maybe concentrate on some things more.

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>>745145413
>I love languages and linguistics and analysis

I'm old. When my wife brought home Chomsky's transformational grammer, I couldn't believe that the English department was presenting it as something relevant to the curriculum. Even worse, it was being sold as an answer to teaching ESL.

Is Chomsky's psuedoscientific dribble even mentioned in undergraduate courses?

>>745145866
I'm really enjoying the manga.
Post lots more and I'll keep bumping.
I'll ask a question as well to move things along.
Are you russian or a foreigner?
Are most russian schools as rough as the stereotypes are? (The stereotypes are that gopniks run pretty rampant and it's kinda like with nig nogs)

where do u get these black and white sex stories from?

>>745146011
>where do u get these black and white sex stories from?
Is it possible to be more new?
Not sure

>>745145981
moar ... pls
(bump)

What's your favorite part of teaching? Least favorite?

I teach undergraduate-level psychology and I'm thinking of pursuing teaching as a career. Would you recommend it?

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>>745145969
You have to remember that I am leaving in Russia and we could use different techniques.
To answer your question, no, I never met with such method.
>>745145995
I am Russian.
It really depends in the school. Free and cheap schools are full of gopniks, yes. Gymnasiums are usually much better in this regard.
>>745146011
exhentai.

>>745146011
sadpanda is a good place to start at

>>745145981
i'll give a bump

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>>745146202
Teaching itself, ironically. I like the process of a lesson and interracting with students.
I hate everything else.
There is FUCK ton of paperwork, ass licking and so on to stay afloat. I hate it. Make programs, make reports etc.

>>745141267
First hentai manga name?

and are you female or male teacher?

>>745146353
wtf, I love this stupid stuff

Ever jerk off thinking about one of your students

Are you bisexual?

>>745146226
What's the name of this manga my good negro?
>>745146353
My friend is a teacher as well and is the same, hates the politics and other shit but loves the actual teaching

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>>745146416
Teaching or this manga?
>>745146418
God no.
I don't usually use my imagination anyway when jerking.

>>745146353
Luckily for me I'm not too involved in the politics in my institution. Yes I love the actual teaching and watching my students learn and grow. Least favorite is definitely the grading. Oh lord the amount of papers I have to grade each week.

ugh exhentai doesnt work for me, not even on tor

>>745146226
How often are your students hangover in class?

>>745146553
how old are your students?

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>>745146511
>>745146553
Yeah, this sucks.
I am not also involved, but here, it's required that you do it.
(fuck dissappearing cars)

>>745146613
how about g.e-hentai.org ?

>>745146511
the manga ofc

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>>745146613
Use browser extension. Search for (browser name) sad panda.
>>745146667
Never, as far as I know.
But I might be blind.
>>745146693
15~19

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>>745146763
I do too.

>>745146774
did you ever want to punch one of the pubescent fuckers

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>>745146904
Sometimes it crosses my mind. But very rarely. They are kids. Most of them don't know any better.

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>>745147183

>>745146988
First mangas name now or your students will die in your sleep

>>745145682
>Moans about no life skills being taught
>Thinks science is in anyway less useful than english in terms of teaching
Get fucked grozinski, science is the shit
English is for wankstains
STEM4LYFE

>>745147358
are you retarded? it's on the second pic.

>>745146693
>>745146553 here. My students are 18-22.

>>745147467
thanks i need a teacher

>>745147358
Either read the text or do a reverse image search, if the first pic doesnt give result you need to try another one, you pleb.

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>>745147429
My choice of study field in no way hurt my argument. The system is fucked.

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>>745147718

da fuck is going on in here

>>745147781
What is the sauce on this? Gib ex link plz

>>745147718
what the fuck, they aren't even watching laputa?

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>>745147796
Yee usual AMA thread.

>>745147870
how do you deal with bullying or cases of domestic violence? teachers always seemed oblivious to me or they just didn't care at all

>>745141267
Top tier thread going on here anon.
What type of school do you work in? A private one or a public one?

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>>745147844
Imouto no Oppai ga Marudashi Datta Hanashi 3
>>745147865
It was just a ruse

>>745147870
Sauce?

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>>745148004
It seems that way because it's not our field of work. We are not paid to poke our nose into family business.
I met with 1 such case so far, just reported it to higher-ups who investigated.
But yes, most of us would be indifferent. Sucks, I know.
>>745148025
Cheers.
A gymnasium.

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>>745148079
Imouto no Oppai ga Marudashi Datta Hanashi 3

fact: la puta means "the whore" in spanish.

>>745148201
ah well now the manga got boring.
thx and bye

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>>745148330

>>745148289
fact: people who put "fact:" in frony of a true sentence negate any authority of said statement. seriously, pretentious much?

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>>745148201
How does that work being in a gymnasium? You just set up chairs and a board and go from there? Also how many students do you have per class?

>>745148404
im gonna need that ending my dude

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>>745148514
It's a normal school. Opperates mostly like one anyway.
I use a set of guidelines and rules to conduct my lessons.
From 12 to 24.

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>>745148605
Ai.

>>745148514
gymnasium is a kind of high school for above average kids

>>745148696
moar

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>>745148875
And that's it.
There is another part of this, but I am too sick and tired of clicking on cars.
Thanks for joining me and have a good day!

>>745149054
good day bro

>>745149054
thanks. i enjoyed the manga

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>>745149149

>>745149281
you continue gods work?

>>745148728
It's just a high school in Europe. I guess we're all above american average though.

>>745149692
american, can confirm. our ciriculum has goe to shit.

>>745149969
gone*

>>745149692
we have 3 kinds of highschools in germany.
>below average
>average
>above average

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>>745150123
Yeah, although the 'below average' one used to mean 'average' (says it right in the name, Hauptschule), with the second one being 'above average' and the Gymnasium being 'elite'.
And now, increasingly, the Gymnasium is becoming 'average'.

>>745149417
Just teasing.

>>745150293
of course, every one wants to be elite

>>745141267
How many times have students come at you sexually?

>>745150370
exactly

>>745150123
Oh, and also don't forget there's also a fourth variant, Gesamtschule, that's supposed to be suitable for everyone.

>>745141267
>Ask high-school teacher anything.

How do you handle the noise and commotion? That would drive me nuts.

>>745150561
well, at least we don't put retards in the same schools as normal kids

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>>745150191
oh shit I remember this one

>>745141267
Do some teachers try to sneak fuck at school like students do ?

>>745150648
Yeah, dunno what Americans are thinking

>>745151433
tentacles?

>>745141267
How are the ethnics?

>>745141267
Hey Op I want to become an art teacher. But just like you said, there will be a lot of paperwork and stuff like that (Which I totally hate as well) Is it worth it? What do you think? Should I give it a go?