What's the most painful way to commit suicide?

>>745136673
Mr.Hands

Rip your skin off your body then roll around outside for a while til you bleed out.

>>745136673
Drown in excrements

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>>745136673

The boat

>>745136673
jump into a car shredder.

>>745136673
Starve yourself to death

Go to empty laundromat
Find dryer that's big, and locks when in use
Crawl inside and die

Live a long life and die alone.

Bury spike into glacier
Bury spike into rock
Tie your genitals to one spike, and your neck to the other

>>745136673
Life

Shock collar with a tazer that goes continuously

>>745136673
browse /b/ for the rest of your life

Sew your nipples to your shirt
Violently remove shirt

>>745136673
>Jump off a one Storey Building.
>Go back up.
>Repeat process.

>>745136673
Jumping off of a high place but having the fall be survivable. Dying after the fall but due to blood loss.

Silting your wrists and bleeding out.

Beating yourself with a blunt instrument enough to kill yourself.

Silting your throat.

Not properly shooting or hanging yourself.
It gets downright fucking painful.

Using helium to suicide but setting the pressure too high and blowing your lungs out.

Drowning yourself.

Using improper medications to suicide.

>>745137714

Newton's Method.

Put about 60 units of bleach in syringe. It will burn you like hell for a few minutes till your heart gives out. Hot shot

>>745137459
This

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>>745136673
This but with the legs in front first

>>745136673

>dress as a sandnigger
>enter the Synagogue
>shout Allah Akbar!
>Kidon killers squad will kill you in the most painful mode
>Sayanim goyim shilling about antisemitism
>...
>profit!

>>745137459
>Live a long life and die alone.
Challenge accepted.

impale your own butt hole

inject air into your arteries with a syringe

flaying yourself

>>745136673
Setting yourself on f-i-r-e.

Shooting yourself in the gut.

Jumping into a tub of acid.

>>745136673
Slowly stab yourself with a sharp knife on your stomach and rotate it slowly it'll hurt and kill you at the same time because your stomach will keep on munching the knife's blade.

>>745136673
work a deadend retail job until you retire and spend the last decade of your life completely alone, reflecting on your life during which you found no friends, love or happiness, just empty promises and unimaginable disappointment. then one day your heart gives out in your sleep uneventfully and nobody notices until your neighbour calls the cops complaining about the smell coming from your flat, 2 weeks after your death.

>>745136673
Marriage

>>745139309
you sound like a real go-getter bud

get fucked by a horse

Eat yourself

Having evidence that Hillary Clinton committed a crime.

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>>745137752
What would be the proper way of shooting myself? Gun to the side of my head or mouth on the barrel? I'm killing myself in December so the tips would be nice.

>>745140015
ram it all the way up your asshole leave enough room for you to pull the trigger and then pull the trigger for as long as your able too

Join the Mafia and rat them out to the FBI.

>>745140015
>shooting yourself
Fuck you, kill yourself some other way. Don't give the shitlibs another gun death statistic.

drown in a fresh water lake

run around raping people and die from exhaustion

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>>745140193
whats the difference between drowning in fresh and in salted water?

>>745140262
u dont black out in fresh water when your lungs fill up

>>745140368
thanks for the information

Also I vote for living a middle class live until the end of days conform to society caring about what people think about is the most painfull death.

>>745140128
Right

drink 1 g of acid and try to vomit a cheesburger

>>745140185
I wouldn't know what medication to od on without going through immense pain in my insides. I want it quick and painless and a gun is quick. I want to be relaxed when I do it.

>>745136673
Becomming a nigger will hurt

>>745136673
>>get cut on toe
>>let get bacterial infection
>>overdose on antibiotics
>>seal fate for newly-formed superbug
>>your body will literally rot and die. will be excruciatingly painful and you will die in complete agony

>>745136673
Waiting 90 years for natural death.

Drink some Angel Trumpet tea, wait till it kicks in and then throw yourself in a pool full of acid, which slowly rips you painfully apart.

That or a delirium which got triggert by Meth

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Calling some1 a nigger on a livestream...

>Lock yourself in a room with nothing but salt water

>Dehydrate to the point where your brain makes you drink it

>Dehydrate even worse from the salt

>It sucks water out of your brain

>Most painful death ever

>>745137752
Bleeding out is more reminiscent of falling asleep, stupidass. Fire is more statistically accurate if OP really wants a painful suicide.

>>745137459
This is essentially the most painful way.

>>745140654
>I want to be relaxed when I gun myself down

Good luck with that faggot

>>745142700
You'd be surprised

>>745137804
>units of bleach

>>745137649
I dont think this would kill a man but ouch anyway