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I just ordered a escort and she coming in a hour. Any tips????

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I just ordered a escort and she coming in a hour. Any tips????
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>>745136030
your going to be really nervous if its your first time
so ask her for the girfriend experience
begin by cuddling and stroking eachothers bodies so you feel comfortable and get a full erection going since you cant kiss
then proceed from there
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Try not to be nervous. Remember that she's on your payroll. You're the boss. Let her know what you want, but be a gentleman (without being a faggot about it). Find out what she will and will not do up-front.

If you want her to stick out her tongue so you can bounce your dick on it, say so. If you want to fuck her ass, see if she's down.

Also...do not let her pick up your cash and then say she needs to run out for condoms, forgot something in the car, whatever. Standard ripoff technique. If she has a driver, tell her to have him park around the corner if she's is coming to your house (which is generally not a great idea, but too late now if that's the plan).

And wrap that rascal.
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>>745136030
i already told her i got little experience. i am not a virgin but i only had sex one time and that was in 2013 lol
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>>745136030
i already told her i got little experience. i am not a virgin but i only had sex one time and that was in 2013 and it was bad, so i basicaly have no experience to me lol
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>>745136030
tips?
don't tip.
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>>745136444
what do you mean. also i live in the netherlands so hookers are legal
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>>745136143
You cant kiss escorts? Why the fuck not?
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>>745136030
post pics of hooker
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Don't have too high of expectations because all they really want is money and you'll realize that as soon as things get going. It's gonna be an in and out situation and no she most likely won't want to kiss you.
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Are you going to lick her ass and do anal?
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>>745136562
lmao biggest beta bitchboy move kissing an escort LOL what is she ur girlfriend? what kinda dude likes kissing anyways r u a homosexual faget???
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>>745136030
HAVE
A
BONNER
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Can you take pictures? Is that her? Love the ass
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Ask her if you can drive your hot wheels on her tummy and boobies after you do sex
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>>745136143
can confirm i've never kissed an escort after fucking at least 100 over a 10 year period.

Sometimes they get mad, sometimes they think it's because you've got a wife but i don't care.

She gets paid to fuck and suck, how many cocks has she had that day? It's not hygienic and can also spread stds'
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>>745136790
no
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