>he doesn't have a get-out-of-bed ladder
>>745134393
>>/lgbt/
>>745134460
>>asstown
>>745134460
>ladderguybedtime
>>745135677
Fucking lost
>>745134393
>tfw not sleeping whearig a polo
>>745134393
no joke, that is actually genius
>>745135958
yes if you live in burgerland and are too fat to even get out of bed all by yourself than yes, this is genius
>>745136380
What if you're an autist with perpetual depression?
>>745136380
>what is an old person?
>But I guess in your third world land no one even gets to live to the ripe age 25
>>745136452
than a bed ladder still won't help you
>>745136540
people should not get too old for getting out of bed by themselves. At this point they're only a burden of our economy supporting the evil pharma industrie making everything even worse
but that's just my opinion
>>745136793
>people should not get too old for getting out of bed by themselves. At this point they're only a burden of our economy supporting the evil pharma industrie making everything even worse
>but that's just my opinion
underage and reported
>>745135893
>and with lights on too. Where he climbing to?
>>745136793
Yes. They are a burden on the economy. One which we ought to take on gladly.
do you guys have a step stool that you use to get into bed?
my mom insists that i use it, even though i dont need it.
if i dont use the step stool she doesnt give me a kiss when she tucks me in. also i cant get into bed without her seeing because she locks our bedroom during the day and only lets me in when it is my bed time.
i have tried to explain to her that i am 25 and dont need to use a step stool, but she just doesnt seem to care.
>>745137015
maybe you do
not me
I don't want to be such an useless old fart
what has life got to offer when you need a bedladder m8
>>745137015
There's a whole sector of the economy centered around it. It's not a burden, it's wealth redistribution.
>>745137015
one of the most forward thinking ancient cultures would kill off old people when they start to become a burden to preserve the memory of who they were and not have them be a burden.
>>745137143
Food. Drink. Orgasms. Drugs. Video games. Art. History. Learning. Socializing. Entertainment. Creativity.
It's like saying "what has life got to offer when you don't have legs". Tons. Duh.
>>745137183
No, that's actually called stealing. When you want someone's shit, and you reach a point where you're now bigger and stronger and you kill them for it.
Srsly, you don't want that.
>>745137354
?
wtf are you talking about.
how is honoring your family stealing?
i bet you're a jew, huh?
>>745137169
Those aren't mutually exclusive concepts.
We are rich enough that we can afford to have our too-old people, our too-sick people, and our too-young people be a burden and still be a successful civilization.
>>745137245
>Food
old people only taste salt
>Drink
yeah drink some alcohol with these 12 heart pills you need to take in the morning to kill yourself even faster
>Orgasms
lol old people have no libido naturewise
>drugs
see 'Drink'
>Video games
give me one good example of a video game where you don't need at least mediocre reaction time and hand-eye-koordination except "Journey"
>Art
yes because everyone can enjoy art, right, it's like the most exciting thing ever
>History
should not have said that
>Learning
kek, thats not how old people brains work
>Socializing
try again when you can't get out of bed and tell me how stupid this idea was
>Entertainment
gets boring after few years when everything else is shit
>Creativity
see 'learning'
>>745137674
>We are rich enough
>we
how is living in your own little world going for you
>>745137724
>lol old people have no libido naturewise