cringe thread

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>>745130880
This is anxiety inducing levels of cringe.

I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats, and fucking loving science.
I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat + brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face, Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!

>>745131259
Rick and Morty is overrated and shit.

>>745131409
i like how even in the context of a CRINGE thread, where this post is obviously making fun of a CRINGY rick and morty post you have to hate it

>>745130500
You are a cringie

>>745131558
>> "I love to hate you, whoaa, I love to hate youuuuuuu ..."

>>745131259
>science.
>It's so random
retard detected

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>>745131807
Yeah, it is. What you looking at?

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my sex junk

>>745132045
THE KING IN THE NORTH!

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>>745132378

>mfw the implication that contractions are inherently unpleasant to the ear regardless of phonetic context.

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>>745132624

...Why delete those? Perfectly cringe-worthy.

>>745132744
I didn't. I just caught a shadow ban and they deleted all my recent posts. never seen that done before.

>>745130058
Looks like a liver on his forehead

>>745131259
Fuck you killing yourself. Reading this makes me want to kill myself

>>745132045
I smell shit just looking at this picture. And it's not because it was taken in a bathroom

>>745132473
hold the door

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>>745131259
>i actually read this start to finish
just stop

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First thing that came to mind

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>>745135205
Kek

>>745131349
This one isn't as bad...