Looking for some painless suicide tips, any help?

Exit bag

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Sjekket dubsa

Jumping off a high building head first. Sucks to be whoever sees the mess, but just close your eyes and it'll be over before you know it.

.22 pistol straight in the temple. Dont be a dick and leave a huge mess just because you want to kys

>>745129431
this would work, .22 will just turn your brain to jello doesn't have enough velocity to exit the skull. back of the head if you want an open casket funeral

>captcha roadhead place

>>745129073
drink bleach

1. Get high... Makes everything seem "fake".

2. Get drunk... You lose sense of pain

3. Buy some rope from the home depot

>>745129469
Yeah had a buddy of mine do this recently
couldn't even tell he shot himself, just a little blood under nose

there are no painless suicides though, someone has to clean up your shit and remember you as an asshole

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Hypoglycemic Coma

>Find Diabetic
>Steal Glipizide
>Take a handful

Blood sugar will tank and you will slip into unconsciousness.

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Get high tensile strength cheese wire, go to top of tall building, tie wire off to give you a good fall without hitting the ground. Make noose, put around neck, super glue hands to your head, when you are on the ground dead, it will look like you ripped your own head off

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>>745129073
Helium tank + hose + mask = painless suicide
You just fall unconscious and die around 5-10 minutes. Don't worry, you will die like a jew in gas room but wihout pain, no explode or something.

>>745130097
I've seen exit bag threads before, the big picture explaining everything, but wouldn't suffocation be painful if not panic inducing? You could huff a lot of air freshener and attain the same result I would think.

>>745130273
Nah, that will probably just leave you with a nice big stroke

>>745129431
I've known someone that survived getting shot with a 22 through the eye. She lived, but has been fucked up her whole life.

>>745130624
Thats why you go through the temple. The orbital socket is pretty thick bone, temple is basically a straight shot to the brain.

>>745130273
Only if you an fatherless rag. Panic starts when you start to ordering helium tank. So if your panic don't gives you a chance for suidcide - you are not ready for killing yourself. And your air freshener can't kill you. Companies make this shit dangerousless, try it right now, they smells like something terrible. Too terrible even for Depressed Danny. To thats why they harmless even for rednecks and russians.

>>745130624
I've heard a story about teen who survived after 9mm shot in head. He tried to kill himself by father's Makarov pistol, but something goes wrong and he survived but destroys his brain. Now father in prison and son is an vegetable.

>>745129073
Yeah, stop being a faggot and die a natural death that you don't get to see coming like the rest of us.

>>745129073
Op. If theres one thing you can be sure of in this life, is that one day you WILL die. Why do now what you can put off for a couple decades??

>>745129073
SUICIDE IS USELESS. YOU STILL CANT ESCAPE FROM YOUR PROBLEM. JUST THINK AFTER YOU'RE DEAD HOW YOU GONNA SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM SINCE YOU'RE NOT WITH YOUR PHYSICAL BODY?? USE YOUR BRAIN TO THINK AND NOT YOUR DICK/PUSSY!

>>745131012
I agree

look into stoicism

>>745130273
You don't feel like suffocating because your body thinks the helium is oxygen. But seek help etc. yadayada

You'll be dead, what do you are about pain?

>>745129073
place your neck on a rail wait for the train to decapitate your head off your body, you wont feel a thing i promise

>>745129073
abortion

>>745132886
I unironically plan to kill myself this way if future events don't pan out.

Question: would death by morphine od be painless? Wouldn't it feel alright before killing you because morphine?

>>745129133
What is exit bag

>>745129073
So many suicide threads tonight
Hope things turn around for you soon buddy
Hope you stick in there // manage to find something worth living for

Sending love your way mate no homo

>>745129431
or he could use a real caliber and just do it outside.
cleaning up an indoor firearm suicide is expensive.
hosing down a sidewalk is cheap.

>>745129073
Shotgun under the chin. Just remember to tilt it back. Otherwise, you'll blow your face off and live.

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Check'd

>>745129431
Incorrect. My dad used to work in an ER. Those can be survived. It just pops your eyes out and gives you a lobotomy.

>>745133469
My uncle used to work for Nintendo, you don't see me telling lies on the internet