How do you feel after reading this

>>745129041
Like I've read it before on 4chan and still don't give a shit.

>>745129041
I stopped half way through. It needs grammar.

>>745129107
Go hug your cat

>>745129041
The most retarded shit I have ever read
Pets aren't human

>>745129041

Like I've read a page out of a book that an autistic child wrote while projecting his humanity onto a soulless vermin.

>>745129041
Appeals to the 15-25 demographic, probably more popular with girls. It's naive and amateurish at best and a cynical marketing exercise at worst.

It made me fuck my cat

>>745129041
Like this person clearly doesn't understand how a cats brain works. Like this person an anthropomorphisizer

>>745129156
My cat is a bunch of ashes in a box above my bed.

>>745129041
A cat that wants constant attention and entertainment from humans? Cats fuckin sleep 16-20 hours a day.

That poem is fake news.

>>745129041
empathy for cat

>>745129247
WHHHHHHH;AA

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>>745129307
1. It's not a poem
2. Cats don't sleep for 20 hours a day
3. Cats are the most attention seeking animals there are
4. You're retarded

>>745129411
Which part didn't you understand. He's dead, and was cremated.

>>745129489
Why didn't you eat the ashes yet? Are you retarded?

>>745129615
Waiting for my dog so he can be cremated too, so both my boys are together again.

>>745129041
>Imbuing animals with complex human emotions
Animals don't understand the concept of a 'question'

>>745129041
i feel and know its a complete bullshit because cats either make humans their slaves or cooperate in friendly relations

>>745129413
>it's not a poem
Then what the hell do you call it? Chopped up prose? It could certainly be considered "free verse". Not good prose or free verse, but nevertheless...

>cats don't sleep for 20 hours a day
Some do, but if you read my post again, you'll notice I said 16-20; however, 20 would be pretty extreme and probably not apply to housecats so much. Apparently, the average housecat sleeps 15 hours a day.

>cats are the most attention seeking animals
Really? The most? And what extensive research and evidence are you basing this on, anon

>>745129041
hungry

>>745129149
Then don't read The Road by Cormac McCarthy.

I read it after watching the movie and he's intentionally left punctuation out like he's fucking E. E. Cummings or something.

>The man said are you OK?
>The boy said yeah.
>Are you sure the man said?
>Yeah said the boy.

Good book ruined by him trying to be a smart ass. Dunno if the rest of his books are like that.

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Hungry

>>745129944
yeah that really got under my skin too

>>745129041
it is too , but not bad as child poetry

>>745130056
> too naive

>>745129944
Unfortunately, a lot of modern prose is in this lazy style.

>>745130074
>>745130084

>>745130084
huh

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>>745129041
I feel like I can't be bothered to read all that

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>>745129041
I think it's implying Cat's have a more self awareness and intelligence then they actually do. Writer is an idiot and detached from reality, clearly they have seen too many Disney and Pixar movies.

>>745130164
it's just anthropomorphisme

>>745129041
Is that that fucking Curious Incident of the Cat in the Moonlight or whatever the fuck?

It's like a story written by some autistic kid?

>>745129413
>it's not a poem
Well, then you let the autistic "poet" who wrote it know.

>>745129041
the cat probably thinks poets are faggots

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>>745130283
Thanks, was looking for the word but it just didn't come to mind.
Writer is trying to anthropomorphize the cat because the writer is a retard and living in a fantasy world.

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>>745129041
>I wonder if a writer actually took this seriously
>Google search one of the lines
>see pic-related
>yep... that's about right

>>745130492
so you think that the writer thinks that it is realistic?

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>>745130643
Yeah, judging by the wasted amount of space on the page and how it's wrote, I feel like the writer is one of those "special" kinds of people.
Also, it doesn't tell a story, it doesn't draw an analogy to anything, it doesn't seem to have any deeper meaning other than literal.
I mean, I could be wrong, but I believe it's a safe bet.

>>745130492
I'd raither say it's methaphoric transition of a small virgin autistic being in the big adult world to the cat's thoughts

>>745130764
last few lines are the content of 90% non-porn /b/ s

>>745131103
> threads

>>745130769
Yeah, okay... But then who's perspective is the writing supposed to be from if the writer is trying to portray themselves through the cat? In any case I think more than anything it's really just displaying someones poor writing skills...

>>745130474
Can confirm, cats are little chavs

t. has cats

>>745131185
toushe

>>745131185
It's from the authors perspective. Within the poem he IS the cat, and the poem is about the cat's(his) perspective. It shows off not only bad writing, but a difficulty with empathy and preoccupation with the self.

Alongside >>745130612 I'd guess the author is legit autistic. Not even memeing.

>>745129041
Not sure didn't read it

>>745131185
>In any case I think more than anything it's really just displaying someones poor writing skills...
That's exactly what it's displaying. Nothing more. Terrible writers often hide behind irony, goofiness and ambiguity, and judging by a quick google search, it seems that's the case with this hack. He's like a poster boy for Millennial """"literature"""".

>>745129041
Cat don't pay no rent.
Cat shut up and eat food.
We did not ask for cat's opinion.

>>745129944
Kek, I don't think you get the point in what McCarthy was doing.

>>745129193
Hello Mr Plinkett