Just share your secrets, this is a safe place.

>>745126956
I don't like Nickleback, but I think they are a decent band and they don't deserve the hate they get.

>>745126956
I piss in the sink, non stop

>>745126956
mom fonger

I had sex with my wife's sister and her best friend. Not at the same time.

>>745127056
Turns out there's two of us....

>>745127138
Now my sis in law is preggos (hopefully not mine). Wife doesn't know, but has her suspicions.

I shot Kennedy.

>>745127314
You too? I think I saw you there!

>>745127138
do tell

>>745127020
Photograph is a good song. I still like that 'this is how you remind me'. Nickleback dont deserve the hate. Not that they care, they've made millions.

>>745126956
I'm a total bitch in bed. I fucking love girls choking me out and being rough with me

Molested a 9 year old girl who said she loved me when i was 18
Shes 18 now and we have sex

>>745127488
One of my favorite songs is Breathe.

>>745127575
What's she look like then versus now?

>>745127388
Wife's sister was down visiting from NJ. Wife at work. Sister is younger and hot af. She was out by the pool all day tanning. I come home from work and watch her for a while. Get super horny. She catches me jerkin it in my room. Doesn't say anything until later. Wife works nights so sis in law and I start drinking. One thing leads to another, we fuck. The rest of the time she's there I make excuses why I have to go to work early and stay late until she goes back to NJ.

>>745127020
Hating Nickleback is a normie meme. Hating Chad Kroger as a person on the other hand...

I'm madly in love with a dude I met through ironically avatarfagging and now I'm flying to the opposite side of the planet to date him
What the fuck man

I fucked my coal-burning cousin's half-nigger daughter.

I had sex with a boy when I was 11, turns out I love to suck cock, albeit I don't find men attractive

>>745127731
Truly, wtf are you thinking?

>>745127641
She looked better at 9 dawg obv aging is dying you don't get prettier with age

I used to browse 9gag when I was younger

>>745127805
Yeah but 18 should be the prime years, unless you spoiled her and she got fat and lazy.

I only shit in showers.

I just found out the girl I've been fucking is 14! Bitch fucking lied to me! She told me she was 12!

I am obsessed with socks. I nap with them on my hands. I drive with them on my hands. I smell them and fuck them. I steal them. I buy them. I exclusively only look at sock fetish porn. My ultimate goal is to fully integrate with a dirty white sock and have every thread of my fiber and being be dirty sock material.

>>745127917
you should get your money back then

I have a vomit fetish. After I eat, I chug 3-4 glasses of water, plug the bathtub, then vomit in it and lay down in it and use the bile as lube for my dildo while I jerk off. Almost never do it at home because it's such a pain to clean up, so I mostly do it in hotel rooms where I can just leave it for the maid. I've been banned from more than a few hotels.

>>745127731
Where are you from?

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>>745126956
My cousin and I used to suck each other's dicks when we were around 12 or 13 years old (we are both 27 now). This lasted about 3 years and every summer holiday when the family met at my grandmothers we regularly gave each other blowjobs or jerked each other off. It was fucking great. I was always very close to my cousin (no fucking shit lol) and he's like a best friend / brother to me. We were simply having fun and experimenting with each other. It naturally stopped after 3 or 4 years and we never spoke about it since. But we know. It's a strange feeling as we aren't even gay. We both like women (he has a girlfriend and a newborn baby) but I guess we were just curious and decided to have fun with it.

I raped prom date and ended up marrying her.

>>745128186
My cousin and I do that as well. We are both adults and still play with each other's dicks pretty regularly. I mainly do the sucking but he sucks me off sometimes too.

I've never came from sex. I can't ever get anywhere close to orgasming. I've made my ex orgasm several times but I used to lie and say that I did then throw the condom away immediately.

And yet I can cum in 30 seconds from wanking.

>>745128507
You jack off way too much. Seriously. Stop beating your dick on a daily basis.

>>745128507
Dude are you me?
I have this problem, quitting antidepressants helped a bit but the other part of it is just not beating off and just have sex every day

>>745128507
What's the issue? Seems to me if you're ready to cum it's just time to do a face shot

>>745126956
I admitted to my boyfriend I wanted to be fucked by a dog and showed him dog porn, and he wants to watch me take knot and asks me all kinds of questions.

>He thought the knot was the dog's balls

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>>745127791

i cut myself daily and stopped my antidepressnats cuz they weren't helping, planning on commiting suicide when my dog and cat die

i love when people see me jerking off

I have a slight obsession with serial killers and gore.
Not even trying to be edgy here.
Its just fascinating to me.
Its pretty secret though because im afraid my friends and family will "worry" about me

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I've watched and enjoyed bestiality porn, judge me how you will.

I fuck my dad.

>>745128507
>>745128566
>>745128632
>>745128685

To be completely honest though, I think its because I am always so tense in bed. It always puts me in mind of the quote from ASOIAF

“He goes to his marriage bed like a man marching to a battlefield, with a grim look in his eyes and a determination to do his duty.”

Maybe its mostly because my ex (the only girl I have yet slept with) was a bit of a prude; traditional missionary, Doggy and occasional cowgirl. No real foreplay, she tried giving me a Blowjob once (we were both virgins before dating each other, I had dated a bit before though but never gotten past boob groping) but apparently "anon your dick is too thick to keep in my mouth for very long, my jaw hurts" (most back handed complement I have ever gotten) and she was very very anti cunalingus (thought it was dirty and disgusting, same with anal) so I didn't even get to try that out.

All in all sex felt more like a job for me to do when she felt horny (which was often) than something for me to pleasure myself. If I wanted an orgasm I can just jerk it for 10 mins.

I do jerk it way to much though. I am trying to cut back, but I find I can't sleep if I don't do it once before bed. Never had that problem when I had her sleeping in the bed with me though, we'd fuck, cuddle a bit, I'd lie that it was great for me then go to sleep with my arms around her.

I'm not entirely fussed about it but it does worry me. Maybe it was the girl, maybe its the jerking too much, maybe the condoms. I'll just have to see how it goes I guess.

I am trying to quit jerking it so often though. I am pretty sure I have a porn addiction.

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I like sharing my sister and hearing how people want to fuck her. Pic related.

>>745129364
You're a beta cunt

>>745129364
please, continue. her age?

>>745127056
It is convenient

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>>745126956
I seem to be a conduit for the funniest being in existence, Jesus of Nazareth, son of the one true God and source of all that is true and good

>>745128758
It's not the dog's balls? what the hell is it then?
I thought it was like… a balls-foreskin

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>be me about 7 years ago
>I would get drunk at a bar near my friend's place, and then sleep at her place
>she's a drunk too, so she understands
>she has this miniature pincher dog
>After she lets me in, she'd go upstairs and leave me on the couch with her dog
>I would jack the dog off every time I'd come over
>dog really liked it
>after dog came, I'd lay it belly up on my stomach and stroke it's still-erect and exposed dick (like pic related)
>friend eventually moved to another place
>I only got to see her rarely
>despite the time apart, dog would go nuts with excitement when he saw me and start licking his dick
>she can't figure out why he's so happy to see me

I wonder if you can teach dog tricks by jacking it off as a reward instead of giving him treats.

>>745130136
>>745129792
>>745129049
so then what's it for if they aren't balls?

>>745130280
Well its just the dogs dick that balloons after it cums...it does this so no sperm can leak out and therefore successfully impregnating the female

>>745127800
Idk man i keep trying to convince myself this is dumb as shit and I keep finding reasons to keep going

>>745130570
I need more info. why? how did it lead to this?

yall gay?

When im upset with someone, and they're parked at my house, i wait up until they pass out and piss on the doorhandle of their car.

stole a way too young girl's used underwear and sniffed it relentlessly for weeks before finally caving in and blowing a huge load in it

>>745127056
I just pee outside all the time

>>745128758
I took a dog knott once

>>745130280
I dont know what its called. I only knoe the sound it makes when it kills a man.

>>745130912
I can't wait to. Anally or are you a grill?

>>745129792
The knot is there to keep the dog tied to whatever he fucks while he cums

>>745131240
Anally. Cause guy. It hurt incredibly bad. So be careful. Do research.

>>745130626
Am female. He's a prolific troll.
We bullied each other into extreme sexual tension and then I proposed to him to get him out of his shitty country
Now we are planning a trip to see if its worth it.

>>745131380
Sounds like you weren't ready for it. Does it swell up inside you? Or do they push it in?

Did he pull out of you?

A 12 year old qt. hit on me years ago and it left me with a loli fixation

I sucked my own dick and came in my mouth.

>>745131439
Here.
>>>be me. Be 14. Be horny as shit, jerking it all the time. Due to incident at age 12 with a dog, look at them as sex objects. Ride bike into country hills of town in WA. Go to friends house who had a dalmation. Get its attention and lure it into orchard. Deep to centrr of orchard. Hide in a little box made of cherry bins. Dog there. Pettin, pattin, then just go to stroking him. He humps my hand. Maximum horny mode engage, heart pumping hard, fear, adrenaline, and lust. Get on all fours and immediately get mounted. Dog hunping my butt, feel poking through shorts. So horny, pull shorts down. Feel hot tip hitting ass and through my tighty whiteys. Pull them down. Dog humps and i reach back helping him hit my butthole. Hes in, feels good... Until... WTF IS THAT, knot starts swelling. Wtf wtf wtf the pain. Starts crying. Try to get up but dog is too heavy and grabbing too tight. Dog gets bigger and bigger inside me. Feel cum in me. Dog gets off and yanks out of me. Lay sobbibg in pile in an orchard as. doh runs off . walk home cause hurts too bad to sit on bike.

>>745131808
Damn.

It would have hurt at 14 dude. And you need someone else with you to help with knotting and turning.

That's how you minimize damage. Hot story though.

>>745131808
The pain was so intense. I cant describe it. Take like a lemon. And shove it in your ass. No lube. His knot was large lemon size. Fuckin hurrrt. I took shrapnel from a fragmented ak47 round in iraq during fire fight to the leg. Went about 3inchs into me, id do that 10times over before a dog knot.

>>745130517
>successfully impregnating the female

C'mon, you're a big boy now, you can say it.

successfully impregnating the bitch

>FTFY

>>745131888
Meh probably better if its a girl doing it vaginally or youve done anal stuff before. I have a male german shep now. But i dont do sexual stuff with him.

>>745131965
Well if you lube up properly first, it makes it easier.

>Use vegetable oil as lube

Sorry to hear you took damage in iraq man. You ok now?

>>745132047
I've done anal stuff. I know how to work up to it.

>>745132091
Yeah im fine. Mearly a flesh wound and a story now. Yeah id assume lube woukd help. But again. Look at how big knots get. Id think youd have to work up to a lemon to apple size knot. Regardless of vaginally or anally

I want to go to the deepweb to see illegal shit but I'm too scared to get caught

>>745127805
There are so many girls who don't start to look attractive until they hit puberty or turn 18 or even turn like 25.

>>745128507
could be the condoms. Could also be that your condom is too small.

>>745128758
now you just need to find a dog. It's easier as a single woman cos there are guys out there with trained dogs who you can go visit. Have you at least let a dog lick your pussy ever?

any other perverted kinks?

>>745132091
Im assuming your a guy. One thing you can do is go to your local humaib society on a week day. When its slow. Visit the dogs. Jerk them and see what size they are adopt them. Have fun. Return them and say its not working out. Get refund. Or keep them if you enjoy it.

>>745130752
how young was she roughly?

>>745132224
what sort of illegal shit do you want to see? Like, what's your holy grail image or video? Ever seen any?

>>745132224
literally nothing happens that's the fucking point of TOR.
go download an onion browser. it's all real, the stories, but… it's somehow mundane. it's not as flashy as you think it will be.
and you definitely won't get caught. there's basically nothing TO catch. anonymity for dummies is easy and there's like 1000 articles written on it

>>745132246
>now you just need to find a dog. It's easier as a single woman cos there are guys out there with trained dogs who you can go visit.
Excuse me, what? My BF and I plan to train one of our own, so no STD's make their way into our relationship. And what pussy? I'm a dude.
>any other perverted kinks?
Corrupt abusive men in uniform

>>745132299
Those dogs have no balls usually.

>>745132442
No balls but still hump. My uncles brown lab is neutered and humps anyone that bends over.

I deleted 50GB of pizza a couple of days ago. I feel clean now.

>>745132640
Good annon. I always think about the kids and how their lives are ruined. Probably be used as a toy until they are killed for what they know and have seen.

Iam addicted to alcool

>>745127095
underrated reply

Every time I date a girl for an extended period of time, I begin to spy on her female family members.

I dated a girl in college, and while her mom wasn't hot, I still followed my tradition. She was a doctor, and very stuck up, so I found that attractive.

I went on vacation with the family, and one morning I slipped a camera in the bathroom and filmed her showering. I then fapped into her bathing suit while watching the video. Later on that day, I could see my cum stains on her at the beach.

>>745132560
No balls no knot no cum

>No thanks
I'd rather train one up from a pup.

>>745126956
i'm not sure i've ever felt a genuine emotion except anger

>>745132766
Negative they still shoot seamen. Just not sperm. Same as if a human gets snipped. Also the knot has nothing to do with the balls. Its muscle tissue that swells when erect. The dog that knotted and tore out of me had no balls. Can confirm for you.

>>745132826
stop taking steroids, nick

>>745132864
Oh wow, I see.

I still want the full breeding experience.

Try it again some time, just train him and make sure he doesn't turn or pull out

>>745132711

> Probably be used as a toy until they are killed
That doesn't really happen. Like the one case where a kid was killed (Peter Scully) was huge international news.

TBH some of it is nasty stuff where the kid is being used, but sometimes the kids seem to giggle, laugh, ask for more and even cum. Suspect it's kinda personal.

Anyway, all deleted now.

>>745132868
i forgot chemical imbalances can only possibly occur due to substance abuse.
oh wait.

keep blowing dudes, greg

>>745129364
lol that's that girl from the Americans

>>745127020
Finally someone said it

>>745127056
it saves water too. sink pissers unite.

>>745127664
you aren't judge reinhold and real life isn't fast times at ridgemont high. suck donkey cocks some place else, you foamy pant load.

>>745133069
no but really that's unhealthy if you're like that, you should talk to your doctor. have you been like that forever?

>>745131389
What country are you from? Him?

I'm kinda interested in fucking a female dog but thats prolly never gonna happen

>>745133218
Just because you can only get your hand to have fun with, doesn't mean everyone else is a sexless eunuch.

>>745133409
I'm from America. He's from Hungary. It's not just a ploy for him to get citizenship if that's what you're thinking. I'm the one that approached him so..

>>745133431
Find one on heat.

She will love it.

>>745133514
Yeah....but men can be pretty convincing until they get what they want. Just be sure to do plenty of research before going.

>>745133597
I have been. I know its a dangerous country and honestly I'm interested to experience it.
This guy tried to talk me out if this and doesnt even seem too eager to move to the states anyways. This isn't my first rodeo and I currently have nothing to fear from this man.

>>745133514

Ive been to Hungary a lot. I'm from Austria living basically on the border. Tell me....do u know what part of Hungary he is from?

>>745126956
420 > 42 > 24

>>745133952
Not a great part.
I'm only visiting there. I definitely don't want to move there.

>>745134060

'not a great part' I mean ofc Hungary has its bad part like every country has but seriously man as someone that has been pretty much everywhere in this country....u should not worry too much even when ur female it's an almost first world country around Budapest and it's west border

>loved sonic as a kid
>grew up
>saw memes
>backed off
>one day ran into really well drawn shit of it again
>I still love it but I don't but I do
>"Haha yeah it is cringey haha"
Something in me misses

>>745134265
Yeah he mentioned Budapest was pretty nice.
I live in a rural area in America so I'm used to not trusting people at face value. I imagine as long as I have a guide I'll be fine.
He's actually the most "traditional" person I've ever dated. It's gonna be fun to learn the differences between us growing up in vastly different economies and such.

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>>745127314
I think you and I, both know that's not true.
Nor was it either of the following:
>Malcolm Wallace under LBJ's hand.
>CIA.
>Secret service members.
>and it certainly WASN'T a combination of the above.
>definitely wasn't the Rothschilds who had him killed.
-because their privately owned "U.S. Federal Reserve" bank was denied its re-newal and JFK signing some executive orders EO-11,110; giving the government the power to print money again instead of the Rothschild-owned "us federal reserve" having the power to print money.
>The Rothschilds also had nothing to do with the civil war or revolutionary war.
ignore that.
these are lies.
>lee Harvey Oswald shot Kennedy, remember?

I despise my roommates so much. They annoy the fuck out of me.

Before I shower for work sometimes, I go around the house wiping my fingers on random surfaces, door knobs, clean dishes etc. Of course that's after I play with and finger my ass a little. I always make sure it's got some light shit on it. Their toothbrushes were what I did this morning actually.

My girls younger cousin
10/10 tits
8/10 overall
plays volleyball and is always sore from practices and games. She has tried to find somebody that can stretch her out and give her massages but she feel uncomfortable having somebody she doesn't know touching her.
So I took the chance and told her I would take some classes/trainings so that I could give her massages when she needed. She happily agrees because she said she would feel better having me than some random person.

I watched some bs videos on YouTube for about a week and a half

And gave her my 1st "trained massage"
Had no idea what I was doing but got to feel her up

>>745134453

First time in Europe?

>>745126956

I'm the Emperor of Earth. I want to kill all Humans and turn over humanity's material and cultural legacy to a race of humanoid Foxpeople who I'd be the first of.

>>745134628
Yeah.

>>745126956
In 4th grade I picked my nose and would wipe the booger under my desk

Thanks OP, that was such a weight off my shoulders .

>>745129035
That's normal behavior. Also- you are under 18 and that's not allowed.

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>>745134558
>so you reward them by helping them build their immune systems?
>make them constantly smell shit?
> that you got, because you are comfortable sticking your finger up your but
and rubbing it everywhere?
shit what's next?
>step 5: profit??

tl;dr - playing with your poop is a sign of genetic instability

I'm female anon and I have crippling depression

>>745127056
Me too!!

>>745134675

Damn, well if you 2 got some money and u r interested in something I really recommend using ur time in Europe to check out shit ud be interested in!!

>>745126956
When I was 8 I fucked my blind chihuahua.

I am a jew in upper position. And i can tell you, that we have connections about all the world and will rule the world soon. Everyone who see the truth get defamed as a conspiracy theorist.

>>745134859
The look on her face when she was eating the other day was priceless. Rubbed all the forks, and she smelled it right when she took a bite. So much gratification.

>>745134973
That was so hard to read Jesus

>>745126956
I love to see people to suffer

destroyed my best friends relationship of two years just to see him and her in pain

well the girl wasnt in so much of pain, made her break up with him

quite entertaining though

>>745128758
i take dog knot all the time in my ass.

>>745136068
Omg. The teenage angst. Good luck m8

>>745136342
Does it feel as good as I think it will?

I sucked my cousins off while they were asleep and they never found out. And I'm a gay man.

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i feel like these "secret" threads are used to get people on 4chan to admit to illegal activities and then get their IP tracked to be arrested

im not a conspiracy theorist or anything stupid like that, but these happen every single day non stop, and they give me a very bad feeling

>>745136727
This isn't a thing that happens.

>>745136771
makes you wonder, I agree

>>745136813
Eh, maybe they knew, but they certainly didn't say anything. I was 13 with a blooming sexuality, and my cousins ranged from 12 to 16.

>>745126956
I eat my cum when I jerk off.........i leave it in my mouth until I get hard again then jerk off a second time while i swallow it.

>>745136342
are there dog std's you can catch from this?

>>745136946
I eat mine because I don't like the thought of losing perfectly good nutrients. Don't think I could stomach the thought of anyone else's though

>>745137034
Not if you raise it yourself

>>745136771

The amount of copypasta and lies would make it unlikely that an organization would use the resources to hunt people down.

I think you over estimate the level of care of the FBI and other alphabet organizations.

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>>745137203
yeah i'm pretty sure i'm wrong, but you still won't catch me in these admitting to anything about myself

a good rule of thumb is if something/someone gives you a bad feeling, heed it. Your spidey sense won't always be right, but when it is you'll be glad you listened to it.

>>745137203
This, and they've still never caught the hacker known as 4chan

>>745126956
I've wanted to kill myself for awhile now but I'm too much of a pussy to do it. I don't think anyone will really miss me.

>>745136771
I know what you mean, would never admit to a crime in this shit

>>745132416
This is a great way to get v&. TOR is secure, but there's always a browser exploit waiting to unmask you and link to your dark web activity. Like when freedom hosting was compromised and anyone who visited any site there phoned home to the FBI.

>>745132224
Download a vpn and download torbot and torfox on your phone, dont download anything and youll be fine. also dont pay for anything, its a scam. always.

>>745128249
Is she fucked up from it or just indifferent? Does she still think of you as her rapist?

>>745127575
How did that come about? Like did she just call you out of the blue at 18 to fuck? Did you ever talk about the shit from her childhood?

>>745137880
Plenty of VM escapes. They won't burn one on you personally but they will for another torpedo dragnet op. Even without it they can scan everything in the vm via a browser exploit, so hope nothing there can link your real identity. It's not impossible to be safe, but it's not for noobs. Since possession is a crime they're EZ-mode stats padding.

I think I am outgrowing my fiance'.

We've been together for ten years and at first, despite some obstacles, I thought he was the one for me. But, after almost dying 2 years ago, it scared the shit out of me and really sit down and take a look at myself.

I know what I want, how I want to live, what would make me happy, etc, but those goals, wants, and needs are much different than his. I just don't know what to do.

>>745138526
do what you gotta do and take him along for the ride. if he doesn't want to be part of it, that's on him to find his own path and you to find a guy more suited to what you are now

>>745138526
>Typical female horseshit
Save yourself some time and buy a cat now.

I often shit on Kanye West as a person because he's an ass but I really like his music and won't ever admit to listening to it a lot.

>>745138592
This is kind of what I've been telling myself. It has been a little difficult to do, as it always seems to lead to fights.

>>745138809
More of a dog person, to be honest.

I kinda like it's everyday bro

>>745138592
This pretty much.

>>745138526
Talk to him about it, not us. You can sort this out if he's really in it, paying attention to each other is what it's about right. But without that communication you will grow apart yes, unknown to him, and by the time it comes up the relationship will already be dead to you and there's no fixing it.

>>745138901
You've brought great shame to this board.

>>745126956
I pretend to be asexual

>>745139064
His version of Daft Punk's Stronger was better than the original.

>>745126956
I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dicks to each other's assholes.

In 1972 Bill Gates and I killed a hooker, well she was 8 years old, but I'm sure she was a whore so it still counts. Sometimes I role up moist towelettes and insert them into my anus and bark at my neighbors. It teaches them who is in charge. I am. I am the alpha. They are the nigger faggot.

I illegally captured and interrogated a hacker.
It was justified if you ask me but nobody sanctioned it.

I have a voyuer fetish. I have secretly recorded my younger sister, My brothers girlfriend, her sister, and my Cousins girlfriend all undressing/showering. Its my go to fap material when free porn isnt getting the job done.

I live with my brother and his girlfriend and her sister is constantly over so i always have to be cautious of keeping my computer unlocked but its well worth it.

>>745134868
Showin your tits would help with that. Also if that doesn't work I've heard getting the fuck out does wonders.

>>745126956
I think Rihanna is actually really hot

>>745140777
We used a network that turned out to be insecure, he happened to be snooping around for interesting stuff. Noticed he destroyed some data we were trying to exchange. Tracked him down to a college classroom, turned out it was just some kid. We just barged in and lifted him out of the class, took him and his electronics to a private location to survey the damage and just to fuck with him honestly. I'll trust he behaved better after we walked him.

>>745141397
Her eyes are too far apart like ET

My friend posted the admin pass for some pet website on here a while ago
>F1shrp3t5

I showed him 4chan.

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I like big tits shhhhhhhh

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>>745141991

>>745126956
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/do-not-pass-hr672s198-combating-european-anti-semitism-act-2017

>>745127056
I like peeing in forests. It's nice

>>745142636

Sounds comfy

>>745126956
I watched my 37 yo wife fuck a 20 yo stud from her work

I am purposely sabotaging me and my best friends friendship

I've sucked A LOT of cock for a "Str8" guy...

>>745144669
Care to suck one more? nohomo

>>745144669
mine too. never seen their faces just cocks. And i have my favourites.

One is clearly an old man but its about 2
10 inches and tastes good.