Hey, /bros. I just wanted to talk for a moment about something

>>745102175
Not a big deal. Would you ever eat shit?

>>745102634

No, I would not. I'm not into that.

>>745102175
Of course there's something wrong with you. I mean, c'mon: Scat is only one step above pedophilia to most people. You are essentially a degenerate.

>>745102175
>Find a latino hooker
>tell her "ill give you $50 to shit in my mouth"
>she shits 3 day old taco squirts into your mouth so you can squish them back out through your closed teeth
>give her $50+tip
>achievement unlocked

>>745102780
Is there a particular part of your part you'd like her to shit? Face, crotch, chest?

>>745102175
Does it have to be a woman? Im sure you could goto the toilets In the local park and trade a homeless guy a meal for him to shit on you, bonus points if its the meal you give him that he drops

>>745103025

Crotch or chest.

>>745103186

Yes, I'm not a fag.

>>745103002

I'll consider going to a prostitute.

Not OP here but I sometimes wonder why I'm into scat. Like... what originally got me into it. Maybe something from my childhood? I want to understand the psychology behind it, so if any of you fags know and can help, I'd appreciate it.

>>745102175
>meet a girl, says she is kinky af
>just what I wanted
>we fuck rough, name calling, bondage etc
>yes.jpg
>get married
>dreams come true
>tell her to spit in my mouth while she is smothering me with her ass
>no
>ok piss all over my face
>no
>.... k, shit on my dick so I can fap with it
>eww no, im not comfortable doing these things
>ok lets just fuck normally
Feels bad man, this is now my life

>>745103678
I'm sorry /b/ro, that's rough.

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>>745103493
Tell me more about your fetish so I can dissect you form my armchair. I can't offer any help, though. Just curious. :^)

>>745103888
from*

>>745103493

OP here. I'm not even sure myself. I guess it's just another forbidden fruit. When I was a teen, I just wanted to lick a pussy. After that, I wanted to fuck a chick in the ass. When that lost it's novelty, I wanted to lick a chicks asshole. Now, that seems fairly vanilla. Now, I want to be shit on. Not by a porn star or a whore. Just a normal girl who has only ever done that with me.

I don't want to eat it. I don't want to smear it on me. It's hard to explain. I just want to push the envelope a little further.

>>745103365
So its the degredation you are attracted the act of literally being hit on by someone not the shit itself?

>>745102175
Love to see those videos. Have private vids to trade if interested.

>>745103986

Correct.

>>745103888
It's similar to OP. I'm not at all into eating shit or putting it near my mouth. I just wanna get shit on, or watching a girl shitting while masturbating or while I'm fucking her. I've never had the chance to fuck a girl while she was shitting - I was too scared to ask and then have her telling everyone.

I wish to know what started this fetish. I also like farts.

It's such a mystery to me because I don't have a history of childhood abuse or anything like that. So I just can't fathom why I like this. Maybe I'm fucked in the head, but I want to at least know WHAT fucked me in the head. One isn't born like that.

>>745104149

Sorry, but I cannot share those.

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>>745103985
Maybe its a trust/bonding thing, its like im so comfortable with you id let you shit on me, not sure why women wouldnt want to do it, they are conditioned from an early age to shit on men in a figurative sense its not like they really need to do anything just drop a deuce on someone

>>745104269
Perhaps its the taboo of it all, my wife wont fart in front of me and I have to be at least 1 room away and have music on while she is shitting, its like the doesnt do these things, yet she will let me finger and fuck her ass and I can feel the shit in there and push my dick up against it she is fine so you see a woman as this perfect innocent creature and you just want her to do these things to you that would shock the regular person

Im also into ruining, I love nothing more than having her kick me in the dick or punch my balls just as im about to cum so im rolling around in pain unable to enjoy my orgasm, its something I wouldnt expect from her because she is a placid sweet individual but seeing the other side for even a moment get me diamonds

>>745104353

Yeah, that makes sense.

Thanks for listening and offering perspective, guys. I expected much more judgement and disgust.

Here is the concept idea ok. Get your girlfrend to crapp on you but wait k just ask about syrnger to fart. Then you can smell the air while greffing. Ha. That will get you hardd

>>745105407
From /b/?

>>745105407
It's all good, Anon. I'd take a dump on your chest any time.

>>745105650
\B\ is reverse world, its all shitposting unless the thread is about something serious like shit eating, it will be back to ylyl, traps and rate my dick in about 15 mins

>>745105809
I like this talk we had about shit, Anon. Was a good break from the monotony.

Im not someone to judge people but shit fetish is fucking insane. It can kill you smells bad looks gross its a complete evolutionary misstep. I wouldnt have kids just for the possibility of passing that mental disease to them.

Are you guys planning on reproducing somehow ?

>>745106506
What would it take for me to get you to lick a piece of my shit?

>>745106506
90% of /b/ will never reproduce anyway regardless of their kinks

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i've done scat stuff with guys, it's pretty fun :)

I think it's fucking disgusting but I have my own fetishes that others would find pretty gross.
To each their own.

>still gross

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>>745107204
What is wrong with your vagina?

>>745107204
vids

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>>745107355

>>745103493
it's the way the brain forms. the part of your brain that deals with shitting is touching the reproduction part, and thoughts are meshing together. hence, shitting turns you on.

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>>745107414
I don't have any videos :o

>>745106506
That's true, it is fucked but I don't think anyone plans on having these fetishes.

>>745107204
Describe please

>>745107966
More boy, my boy.

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>>745108351
This one guy made me sit in his lap and fart and then I got up and sat on his face for a little, and then he told me to poo on his face so I did and then we showered haha

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>>745108369
whatcha wanna see? :o

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>>745102175
Anon. I too am like you. It took my lady about 6 years before she involved her poop into our sex life.
The key is that this is most likely a one sided fetish and you have to remember that this doesn't arouse her at all. She wants nothing to do with YOUR shit.She only does it when were on vacation at a resort and we use their shower to have fun. Good luck and find something she likes that you really don't want to do to understand her a little better.

pic related

>>745108552
ever receive or you only did it to him?

>>745107966
oh, so that's no vagina

>>745102175
I love anal, I love eating ass. If a little shit gets on my dick from pounding it, ehh oh well. But scat play is fucking disgusting OP.

>>745108569
Your ass bouncing on my dick. Duh. Just have fun, I guess.

>>745108780
he didn't chose to have such a fetish

>>745108760
That's right, Anon.

>>745108569
A photo of your mouth open? Tongue can be inside.

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>>745108715
I only have done it to him

>>745108760
It isn't

>>745108786
sure :D

>>745108922
Mmm yeesss. Bueno. I like what anon said about mouth open.

>>745108922
Excellent pose.

>>745108760
It's just as good: better sometimes.