Tell me something interesting about yourself!

>>745097086
I solved 30 project euler problems

Can drink and vape at the same time

>>745097198
Do your parents know you're gay?

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>>745097127

Only 30? What an IDIOT

jk what are those

>>745097198

Dank af dude

>>745097247
Google it, what about you op?

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>>745097320

I did, I was just hoping to further the conversation with the question :(

I can play drums, is that interesting?

Masons owe me 85 bucks.
British queen owes me around 100 bucks.

>>745097086

i'm a regional director of IT and have no formal education. it's probably because of my large penis.

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>>745097391

So little? You can't blackmail them over that yo

>>745097471

Did you fuck the owner? Gimme the deets

>>745097086
well, i don't talk to random internet people with stupid chinese cartoons

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>>745097557

Does this form please you more, master?

>>745097521

naw nigga, just kinda fell into it. started in IT at 20, i'm now 30. it's one of those situations where boss-man is like "yo, you're ready for this"

i'm totally not ready for it.

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>>745097771

Well obviously they believe in you so you did something right

Keep it up!

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Buuuuuuuuuump

>>745098316
Bump
Hey, OP.
Are you starting some kind of club?

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>>745099303

I've never seen anime

>>745099302
>>745099303
Prob less that 1 second gap between this 2 posts, kinda awesome

>>745099444
Me neither, op ur a dude right?

>>745099491
I'm not OP but I am yes

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4ch wouldn't let me post

Yes, I'm starting some kind of club. A cult. Unitology

>>745099444

What a LEGEND

>>745099491

Yessir.

>>745099526
should I watch it?

>>745097086
One of my photographs was published in 2600.

Where you guys from? Im form argentina

I plan on killing myself this month

>>745099692
Would you mind posting it?

I have webbed fingers and toes which got me barred from competitive swimming.

I have two dick holes and usually the piss streams merge into one (meaning I piss super fucking fast) but occasionally they split and piss goes fucking everywhere

>>745099745
How?

I've got mirror touch synesthesia

>>745099745
livestream it

>>745099491
I'm not, but I'm also not op.

>>745099766
Pics
>>745099785
Wuts dat?

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>>745099582

Dear god no.

>>745099692

In what now?

>>745099698

Californiyay

>>745099745

Don't do it man, you have so much to live for etc.

>>745099762

You're so much more hydrodynamic man

>>745099766

Have you put a fork in them?

>>745097086
I have the biggest eyebrows in the world

>>745097086
I'm a novelist.

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>>745097198
She said interesting not lame
>>745099444
Good, stay that way.
>>745099698
From america but both east/west coast move between the two a lot.
>>745099745
That doesn't sound fun, you can't eat if you are dead.
>>745099785
What dat?
>>745099867
I don't know I've seen pretty big ones

>>745097086
I hold the world record for the lowest amount of times I've had sex
>inb4 0
It's -1

>>745099777
hanging

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>>745099816

OH MY GOD DUDE IT'S A GIRL I MUST NOW WHITE KNIGHT THE SHIT OUT OF HER I LOVE YOU GURL

>>745099867

prove it

>>745099909

A good one?

>>745099958

How does one have negative sex?

>>745099847
Things that I see I can slightly feel. Like when someone scratches their back or cheek I get a similar feel

>>745099999
FUCK

>>745099979
Cool
>>745099999
I like those digits, are you actually diagnosed?

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>>745099999

Damn man. You're a cool guy

>>745099999
Kinda stupid quints tbh.

>>745099847
>In what now?
2600 The Hacker Quarterly is a magazine for and about hackers.

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>>745099995
Proof

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>>745100226

That's pretty neat, what was the photo of?

>>745100269

Bruh, I've seen worse

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>>745097086
this is my face

>>745100078
Yeah the test is simple as shit, not hard to diagnose

Yume doesn't deserve her own show. They should have just did a 5th season and went back to Ichigo.

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>>745100340

How did you manage to shave the left side of your face and not the left?

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>>745100269
Your eyebrow game is weak muh dude, I know an eceleb with bigger.
https://youtu.be/5iHIka_IYc8?t=16
>>745100340
You should watch what you eat more, greasey and fatty foods are bad for you and cause all those pimples, additionally it's why you have such puffy cheeks.

Cool eyes though

i'm diagnosed with asperger syndrome and it's sad that that's the most (((interesting))) thing i can think of about myself

>>745100326
It was a photo of a distinctive pay phone.

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>>745100463

I think you're okay tho

>>745100545

And why did it win? Did they give any commentary?

>I didn't know I could sing until i was 19.
>Always shy till 18 y/o
>never sung out loud because fear of being told something rude.
>Now I love to sing
>Girls I meet finish finding out I can sing
>I sing what they like (Ed sheeran and shit)
>They like it
>Pussy gets wet
>I get pussy
>I am happy
>No more a shy faggot
>No more a virgin

>Girl also love that I can cook and do other shit
>They love it
>More pussy for this Anon
>This anon is happier now

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>>745097086
i have ligamentous laxity

>>745100684
Cheers anon, im happy for you
>>745100756
Whats that?

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>>745100684

Good job dude, you run with that natural talent

>>745100756

Oh god that sounds horrible...

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>>745100463
What color fidget spinner do you have? Mines blue
>>745100684
Now you need to work on song writing and you are set, that or just join a band who needs a vocalist. If you are good at something always get paid to do it, or something like that.

>>745100461
My eyebrows are bigger than his

>>745099447
Yeah, it is. Didn't think the thread would still be going.

>>745101045
"If you are good at something never do it for free" Is the saying I believe.

>>745097086
I want to fuck my mother. there i said it....

>>745101076
Same

>>745101189
Why?

>>745101045
I got a fidget spinner shaped like a revolver chamber in Turkey 2 and a half months ago just for the novelty of having a fidget spinner vaguely shaped like a gun part
I don't really find any enjoyment with it

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>>745101189

Seek professional help

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>>745100926
it means i can hyper-extend most joints in my body.

I cant play basketball (most sports actually) because its very easy to break a bone and such.

I could be a contortionist if i trained to do so, but nah.

>>745099698
Finland :DDDDDD

When I was about 10 I woke up and farted the tune of 'Sweet, Sweet Fantasy Baby' by Mariah Carey.

>>745101149
>never do it for free
but always do it for fun. people over look that.

>>745099999
CHECKED

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>>745101052
I don't know his seemed bigger, guess we'd have to get you side by side.
Either way no need to be conscious about it, if you really dislike it you could get them plucked to be all pretty. It's not that odd my old boss use to get his done often and he was a married man to a female (girl).
>>745101189
Well does she want to fuck you?
>>745101243
Sounds neat. I bought into it jsut to try it cause I refuse to hate things that are popular and always try it before you hate it. I don't understand how they got popular but don't understand the hate, play with it occasionally for about 5 mins while in loading screens or watching youtube and then forget it for a week.

>>745101315
What can you tell me about the education system?
>>745101312
Fuck thats cool

Can't think of anything

>>745100926
Thank you!

>>745100988
Thank you too, gotta take advantage of what we have

>>745101045
Im a baritone, so I have to train it more. I love writing poetry and I play guitar for 8 years now. Im focusing in my photography now. But I'll take it in mind. thank you :3

>>745101403
benis :D

>>745101502
...

>>745101388
>female (girl)
As opposed to a female (boy)?

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>>745101482
Well as long as you remember the four chords to be famous you are good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM
Or alternatively
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOlDewpCfZQ
>>745101635
It's a shitty meme that started when some guy asked for a female (guy) gf, something like that.

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>>745101227
>>745101277
Some deep psychosexual Freudian shit. I do see a councelor for depression, and I've told her. It's more common than people will admit. I dont like actually want that fantasy to come into fruition, its more like... my fetish. My mom is a very attractive person too so i guess i would like to, but not really.

mom looks like pic related if not better.

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>>745097086
I have three friends. Not really all that interesting, but I'm proud of it.

I can play 8 instruments. I suck at them, but I can play.

My grandfather recently passed away.

I have stomach ulcers, despite not being a drinker.

I'm 20 years old.

I'm looking for a job.

I'm posting in a thread.

That's about it. There's more, but I'm too lazy to post everything.

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>>745101388
Yeah it's pretty nice, fairly heavy too

>>745101718
Oh. Apologies for not getting the reference, I haven't been keeping up on memes.

I do creative writing as a hobby. The world in which it takes place has an entire history, religion, cultures, and even a worldwide language I am inventing.
Yep. I am coming up with an actual, complete, grammatically complex language. Because fuck D&D just changing the letters of the alphabet to look "elfy" or "dwarfy"

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>>745101718

4 chords that made a million, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6VGR-7mW90

>>745101795

Huh. What did your counselor say?

>>745101833

Are they good friends?

>>745097557
but you just did

my left hand thumb bends at a near perfect 90 degree angle and i use it as a protractor dB-)

>>745101945
Very good friends. And I love them very much.

>>745101836
Even though I don't find Fidget Spinners interesting, that one would be dope to have

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>>745101843
It's fine, tons of memes and shit I don't get either.
Things are rampant these days, like aids.
>>745101836
That actually looks really neat, and anything thats ehavy is always more fun to play with.
>>745101945
four chords best way to fame, just add in some slightly nonsensical but can be interpreted as deep lyrics and you are on the road to fame.

>>745102265
Yeah, the 4 chords thing is real. Many artist that are really lazy use them, they just change the strumming or the melody

>>745102265
Is aids actually rampant?

Are you that trap from some circlejerk that I can't remember right now by the way?

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>>745102049

I'm glad. You have a good thing going.

>>745102265

Just mumble rap lmao

>>745102464
Do you have friends?

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>>745102534

I have people that care about me, I consider them friends

>>745101945
She said its fine. I mean, it happens to people, like I said, more commonly than they'll admit cuz its shameful. I love my mom, I would never put that kind of pressure on her. Never ever. So its not a problem. And you know, since I look like her, I get enough attention from ladies, so its not like some horror story "INCEL RAPES HIS MOM" sort of thing. ive known about my infatuation for some time now and Im fine with it.

Just from my own understanding, its mostly due to her over nurturing, I nursed past 2yo, and I just find her an attractive person.

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>>745102403
Haven't been in a single disocrd or any group for over a year so doubt it. Additionally not a trap

Aids is slightly rampant in west ky right now.

>>745102668
That's good.

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>>745102693

If you had the chance, would you have sex with yourself? Curious

>>745102800

Yeah. I'm a solitary person in general tho so they're rare. They have to come to me

>>745102789
I see. I'm mildly disappointed.

No wonder god wiped them out with a hurricane :^)

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Got lung cancer when I was 19. Never smoked, completely genetic. They told me I had 6 months. 23 now.

Im too American to be a slav

>>745097086
im shy

>>745103550
Don't worry homo, you'll die soon enough. :'^)

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i'm a trap, my gf makes me call her daddy and she calls me mommy (both of us are switches turned up to 11), and she treats my like a pet even though we don't do petplay

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Im posting here at 830pm in a jacuzzi

>>745103900
So will everyone else on the planet. Why worry about it?

>>745100684 same guy here

Another interesting thing about me:
>Gotta have a surgery soon, maybe 2 months from here. Bilateral Ginecomastia. Wish me luck

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>>745103774

Why?

>>745103956

A good trap?

>>745103900
Lord I hope so.

>>745102955
Yeah probably. But I think that's just cause im a narcissist lol

>>745104130
i have a hard time talking to people,i've gotten a bit better but i still have trouble with girls ..haha

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>>745104130
eh, my legs are nice but i'm naturally extremely masculine even though i don't eat anything like steak. i plan to do hrt but i'm probably never even going to consider a sex change

>>745104130
>>745103774
Answer the OP.

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>>745097086
I fucked my ex gf while in same room with my other 10 sleeping friends. They didnt notice.
>ninja nuter

>>745104380
i.....did...?

>>745097086
i used to park at that shell on 410 and culebra

>>745104493
Either shes a boring lay or you are a boring fuck.

I made avocado bread......yeah

>>745104530
Yeah, I see it.

>>745104259
Do you like the opposite sex, though?

>>745104755
I do,im very straight,i get nervous around girls

>>745103550
Man, live life. Wish you the best. If I don't get my Bilateral Gynecomastia sugery, from 5 years from now I will die of terminal phase male breast cancer.

Hope you have some nice 6 months. Live, love, leave a nice legacy to the ones that surround you.

Even though you are a anon in 4Chan now, I know you are a human, and that cancer shit is hard. My mom had breast cancer, she had a mastectomy and has no breast on her left side. It was hard for me to see her that way but she survived and she continued working and being strong and happy. Such a role in my life.

In this 6 months, be a role model anon, let people remember you with hapinness and love. Hope you have a miracle (Not neccessary a religious one).

Nice to meet you anon, my name is André, 22 y/o... hope you get better, and hope you live a nice life. I will remember you now.

btw, don't listen to that other faggot. Don't kill yourself. Just live.

>>745103956
your parents would be proud

>>745105111
:>

>>745104900
I was like you >>745100684

>Just give a fuck what people think.
>Don't overthink what you mind to say
>Try acting, It will help you confront social panic
>While acting, mind your business
>mind your role
>ignore people in front of you
>You wont see them again

same in talking to people
>Mind your role
>Your role: be yourself
>If they dont like you: fine, you wont see them again
>If they like you: nice, you have a potential new friend or girlfriend
>Keep minding your business
>You are great just how you are

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>>745102962
Nope I mean I was probably passable as a trap about 2 years ago when I rocked the long hair but I've since then chose to cut it all off and go short hair and my facial hair has grown out a bit.

>>745104976
Keep on keeping on man. Shit's rough and chemo ain't no joke, but gotta fight cause there's no other choice. Hope all the best wishes to you man.

>>745097086
In my teens I once masturbated and came 14 times in a row and my dick got swollen for for over a week. Couldnt pull back my foreskin at all.