ITT: We share our secrets! Post yours below!

>>745079243
I'm fucking easy girls while my wife sleeps at home. I always tell her I'm out with friends.

>>745079243
When I was 7 my 12 yo sister sucked me off. we continued having sex every few nights for about 7 years

>>745079639
do you feel abused? how old is she(+/-)?

I jack off under the podium as a host at applebees

>>745079739
honestly, no, I dont. It's kinda weird to think about, seeing as how it's incest, and I never developed a fetish for it. But I knew what sex was and everything about it by the time I was 10, but I was still consenting with it.

I've spent 75 dollars on girlfriend audios

I write cheesy romance stories and shipping fanfiction.

I have a 3 inch dick and I'm circumcised

I was sexually abused by my dad until I was 16.

I'm in my final year of college. I haven't made any friends or connections, picked a garbage major, and am most likely ending with a below average GPA.

I've cheated my way to an A in multiple uni classes.

A few nights ago I had a dream I was about to have sex with this girl I like from one of my uni classes. I left the room because I knew she would laugh at my small penis.

When I was younger girls used to come up to be at random to hug me and tell me they loved me. Turns out they all dared each other to hug guys they found especially ugly and I was a prime target. One of them started a rumor I was stalking her, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.

I've been saving nudes of girls I know since I was in middle school. I don't have the heart to delete them.

My wife and I really are swingers. I love to watch her fuck and suck other men while another woman is sucking me. We've had multiple 3 ways with both sexes. No male on male.

I had an 18 month affair with a good friends wife. My wife caught us and told him. I kept my wife

>>745080361
share?

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>>745079934
there was this super hot bartender chick at a this local dive bar I go to wore slutty tight mini skirts was a 10, one night i was so f up after bar hopping went there not a soul just me and her, slut was just texting turned around facing the other side of the bar will come talk to me check if everything was ok, she was wearing a white tight dress i could see her black thong, diamonds wopped it out under the bar jacked it to her even when she was talking face to face f risking some one walking in and f my life over never did it again but was f hot never told a soul until now

I rub toothpaste on my asshole and let the dogs lick it off. Only way they will brush their teeth.

>>745081423
daummm what happened to your friends life? did they divorce? did it change your relationship?

I don't really like Ace Attorney

I feel guilty for fucking a 10 I'd been flirting with the day after she broke up with her bf. I didn't know him well but he was a real bro the couple times we met.

Everyone knows I did it, but no one knows I feel guilty which they'd prob judge me for more than doing it

>>745081624
They didn't divorce. We're both on a short leash now but we talk every now and then.

>>745081423
David?

>>745081999
yea David Davidson how'd you know?

>>745081999
>>745082058
Ths is gonna be good

I enjoyed the movie Spring Breakers

>>745080000
You're man with the heavy heart.
Though, that last part of your texted seemed little funky..not sure if its true all the way about "friends" leaving you for rumors..
anyways i praise you for cheating in uni.. continue to do so and save massive amounts of time. study material in schools are garbage

>>745081999
>>745082058

One of the legendary moments on b or samefagging.

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>>745080000
chek'd

>>745080000
Fuck man, I hope that shit's not true. I hope something really good happens to you sometime

Reposting again from a few days ago:

I did porn for four years to help pay for university, from 2003-2006, and performed with big name girls like Tera Patrick, Jenna Jameson, Sunny Leone and Crissy Moran

My wife who I married in 2011 doesn't know about any of it and I intend to keep it that way, I don't regret doing it because I needed the money to stay in university

>>745082241
I fucking loved that movie man. It was Tarantino's favorite movies of the year too. not that that proves anything but its something. Movie had a fucking original ambience that got you into it deeper as you watched.

fuck that guilty pleasure shit. if you love skrillex listen to fucking skrillex.

>>745082542
>>745082367
It's copy pasta. It might be true, but it has been posted almost every time there is a Secrets thread.

>>745082422
Not samefagging, but I don't know a Davidson but I do know a David that fits the story

>>745081928
If you kept your wife.. then she probably banged around some herself.. thats why she perhaps wasn't super angry to dump you, because her guilt was relieved.

>>745082625
damn , then i got punked.

i once stole the dirty underwear from the way too young neighbouring girl and sniffed it relentlessly for weeks before finally caving in and blowing a huge load in em

>>745082625
Thank kek

This is my first time using 4chan

fucked my ex co-workers and good friends young daughter four times

>>745082744
yup can confirm i am here every day during my work shift seen that sht before not sure if OP is just hurt that badly that needs closure or just cop pasta

>>745082995
fantasized about this shit, can't wait to have friends with 16+ daughters, worth getting old just for that shit lulz

>>745081542
Honestly would but they're on a drive in a safe across the house and I'm lazy af

Ever since I married my (now) wife she has been making suggestions that she doesn't care if I have sex with other women, as long as I don't leave her or stop hanging out with her all the time.

She's the most loyal and protective person I've ever met. Hell, I married her in part because I knew she would never leave me under any circumstances. We are both 26 btw.

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>>745082958

>>745082754
did the same to my hot as f high school neighbor played x box with the bro parents never there shes never there till later friend passes out go upstairs to her room jack it in her bed to all her thongs and used underwear

>>745083069
All those things are true, I just post them a lot because I don't have anyone to talk to and I like sympathy.

Last Halloween my friend fucked me and now I like putting things in my butt

>>745083285
the first one always confused me you mean you spent $75 buying head phones or ear phones for your gf, and you have a gf right?

I just masturbated to shitted. There's something that really turns me on when I think about reducing niggers to the fundamental compound that comprises them. Shit.

I work in a multinational company as assistant to managers. I regularly have sex with 3 of them. Sometimes in the same day. I have a salary I never dreamt about.

I know it's prostitution although I love doing it and I have lots of fun with them.

I'm wearing a diaper right now

>>745083463
Prostitution? Which way?

>>745083409
No. Audios where girls pretend to be your girlfriend.

https://youtu.be/9UYsqODGgwM

I've spent 75 dollars on comissions.

>>745083463
sounds idyllic as shit

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>>745081561
spill my secret out like the cum on that bars floor no one give a f gives me relief everything is going to be ok :)

>>745082554
Aren't you afraid she'll find out? Does anyone else know about it?

>>745083582
That's... so much despair

>>745079243
I used to never clean up my cum. A specific corner in my bathroom turned crusty and yellow. My mom thought that the dog was secretly peeing there and she cleaned it all up.

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>>745083463
your a female? did this to this one chick that wanted my companies account badly executive whores are the best

>>745083575
The way where you have sex with people and then they give you money in exchange for having sex with them... are you new to English?

Moved from Germany to Sweden and cut every contact i know.
Pretending that my first girlfriend died to Leukemia when i'm around with friends.
Getting alot of pity sex and i don't feel guilty about it.

>>745083914
I mean who is paying the money in this situation

>>745083582
holy f dude... no dude at least spend it on cam whores i use to do that got off on that

>>745083726
I made sure to keep it secret from everyone I knew, but I don't regret doing it because it was either that or drop out of uni after one semester

As for the wife finding out yeah of course I'm scared but it's super unlikely to happen, we don't watch porn ourselves or anything and it was a long time ago before the advent of social media and the like

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>>745083785
I'm completely starved for positive female attention and I'll never get a girlfriend, so it's kind of nice to have the simulation

>>745083582
I almost confused audios for sounding.
Your situation is more pathetic.

>>745084066
If it makes you happy more power to you I suppose

>>745084066
holy f dude once again I have never heard of this before, dude just get cam whores, you get to jack it make do anything you want and also they can say the shit you want live, i know some crazy asian one that i been going in for years they even get to see you jacking it or face

>>745084065


Yeah if you've worked with Jenna Jameson... That's VHS era...

>>745083904
Yes I'm female.

>>745084328
i always wanted to do porn but only with a mask on or one of those Jap films where they blur out the dudes face

>>745083979
My bosses pay me much more money than I should receive for my work. Also sometimes they take me on trips

>>745084065
BTW, you ever met John Doe, that Pussyman guy?

>>745084260
I'm terrified of having sex and I'm far more interested in emotional intimacy.

>>745083904
Is the whole corporate whore thing something companies frequently have? Always figured that was an erotica trope. I'm in publishing, plenty of people fuck their secretaries or sleep their way to the top, but there's no intercompany fuckdolls...

>>745084375
I have 5 assistants here, how ever in the last 2 years i have been hiring older ladies to not distract my business, I do keep 1 little slut around that get on her knees every Friday for a bonus ;)

>>745084597
I'm the youngest in my section too.

>>745084475
do you get in to it? I mean like do you get super horny as well and enjoy it?

>>745084533
holy fuck one of the girls im dating is exactly like that but when it comes to sex she is terrified, did mention sexual abuse as a kid but is all in for the emotional love kiss part

>>745084328
DVDs were just starting to get mainstream then but porn for the most part was shit like webpages full of 30-second clips, at that time there was virtually no chance of being found out

Now, there ARE full length movies of stuff I did online but I'm not too worried

I worked with Jenna in 2004 which was pretty late in her own career

>>745084460
I was nervous the very first time but I quickly got used to it, because I really needed the money at the time

>>745084492
No

>>745084751
Yes, I enjoy it a lot most days. Some others it's not that good. I'm addicted to it anyway.

>>745084721
lol holy shit yup its usually the young ones i guess they need the money more badly and dont give a f i love that attitude. Almost all my interns have been little sluts, one with out even my trying just closed my office door come over unzipped my pants and began sucking i was like wtf sent her home that night with a nice fat stack of cash took her to dinner that week end for a second round

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>>745083463
>I have sex with 8 different bosses, bob
>beg your pardon, eight?
>8, bob, and I have sex with all of them

>>745084873
yea the little slut in my office we have a strict agreement we both benefit from, some times i text her to rub herself in her cubicle go to the rest room pull down her went panties, walk over to my office close the door and use them to jack me off and suck me while i put some porn in my computer, slut obays me, i give her a couple of $$ for that once we are done, quick bonus meeting, you should work for me ;)

My girlfriend does not like to suck me and I want it so badly, so that makes me fantasize with another girls.

>>745085414
eat pineapple

>>745085414
yea i hate that some girls are f up like that just get a bj from back page or go to Las Vegas get a good blow

>>745085475
Can you explain?

>>745084861
I only used pictures to masturbate to on the computer. Filled up a floppy with a few pictures and brought it back home to the 486 to build up the stash... The full movies I also used the 486 for, but then I used it to hide a stack of VHS tapes recorded off of some payed movie channel a friend of mine had at home. Babewatch, Internal Affairs and Pussyman. Later I stuck to the pictures because of dial up...

Man those were the days... Maybe I've seen your cumshot, who knows...

>>745085614
no i can't just eat pineapple. if you dont like it by itself you can eat pineapple pizza instead if you want. trust me it works

>>745085614
Makes your cum taste better.

>>745085800
I love pineapple, but that is not the issue, she never really tasted my cum, she says she is “not into kinky stuff”, she wants to do everything conventional and romantic, I like it too, but I’m also a 25 yo guy and I want to explore my sexuality. I’m doing everything to remain faithful, but this is so frustrating. I’m not the cheating type.

>>745086268
Yeah, I am not the guy that told you to eat it, I am just conveying information.
I feel for you brother.

I take pictures of my naked sister in the shower. I hide cameras all over the place in the bathroom so I can see her juicy pussy and jerk to it. I don't feel the slightest guilt, and my dick is happy.

>>745086498
Thanks anon

>>745086551
I will only believe if pictures are comming.
I'm sure your parents taught you to share

I've been lying to my real life friends for 4 years straight, telling them how I've been working and doing well when in reality I've just been a neet.

I've made sure to put up such a front I made up a schedule and everything and actively avoid being online during "work" hours

>>745086663
Hope you find a way to somehow make her like it. Otherwise you have 2 options.

>>745085742
That was before my time lol, the early 2000's was more advanced than that

And it's very likely you've seen me if you ever watched porn that was made in that era (2003-2006). On the top of my head I can remember that I did shoots with Tera Patrick, Jenna Jameson, Sunny Leone, Crissy Moran, Briana Banks, Nikki Benz, Shyla Stylez, Lisa Ann, Monique Alexander and Asa Akira

That's what I remember but there's plenty more, I did shoots with over 50 girls most of them more than once

>>745087006
You did God's work my man, thank you for my childhood.

>>745086763
Cheat or break up?

>>745080000
dude... get some therapy or something

>>745087557
Break up or accept the fact that you won't be getting bj's regularly. Well there is a third option that I excluded because you said you don't like cheating.

>>745087301
It really wasn't easy though, I had to take what shoots I could get with what free time I could get, between porn and studying I was always busy

I still remember when I had an exam scheduled for very close to the same time that I was scheduled to do a shoot with Shyla Stylez. It paid really well and I couldn't pass it up because if I didn't take it someone else definitely would, competition in this industry can be pretty fucking fierce I learned early on

Anyway, I did the shoot with her that took about three hours total and I was cutting it REALLY close to the point where I didn't have any time to shower so I put my clothes back on even though I was drenched in sweat and bodily fluids and arrived at uni and took the exam. Of course the first thing I did when I got back to my apartment was shower

That was only one instance where something came close to fucking up, juggling doing porn and being a uni student was really hard but I didn't have much choice

I wanna kill myself with sodium cyanide

Everytime thots from my school post slutty pictures to instagram, I immediately screenshot them and put them in a secret folder I have.

No I'm not sharing. Never have, never will.

>>745088210
>screenshot
pleb.

>>745079337
She can't satisfy you?

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Was hanging out with this girl I study with, ended up fucking her. 10/10 best fucking sex of my life. >Pic related

>>745087967
That is why I called it God's work. It's supposed to be hard. Made a man out of you.

>>745088421
It's the only way I know that works even if they immediately delete it

I also use screen recoding apps, and downloaders if they've been up for a while

>>745088835
Don't you have some kind of computer?

>>745083240
shes cheating on you

>>745087746
I would accept not getting it regularly, but currently I actually never get it. I go down on her regularly, not because I want a retribution of some sort, but because I honestly love to do so, but still...

>>745088988
It's significantly easier on mobile. Especially android. Post notifications show a preview of the image and so you can see what they posted even if they immediately delete it

>>745089146
But you aren't getting the original image. It's just worse.

>>745088815
There are lots of people that would disagree with that though but I think the ends justify the means. I didn't do anything illegal but even though attitudes have lightened a bit it's still looked at as immoral

It's a part of my life that I don't regret though, not just because I needed the money but because I had some fun before I needed to grow up. And as soon as uni was done it was time to go out into the real world

>>745089451
Yes. I understand there are better ways. But I'm just tryna see girls I know half naked. Plus, most better methods don't work if they delete the image, which is the reason I do what I do

>>745087967
do you need a big cock and abs to be a pornstar?

>>745081999
The odds are out of this world. I don't buy it

>>745088182
extract some from fruit seeds, it's easy. Look up tinctures and do that with the seeds

>>745089010
Or at least wants to. Maybe she wants to try group sex?

I once went into the house of a Bulgarian pimp and took away an empty closet with my grandfather.

I cheated on a German listening test.

I once stole a box of crayons and some lego from my school

I am still 50 cents in debt at a Serbian convenience store.

I once threw a piece of wood away and my teacher got really pissed for some reason but she let me go because she didn't think I would do it.

I once stole a toy elephant from a charity sale.

I once ate a banana that was in my backpack for days.

I put grapefruit in my socks to get sick but it didn't work so I ate it.

I did not go to geography class once.

I secretly took pictures of a girl.

I stole several books and threw them away just to piss some people off.

I did not help a friend who was thrown into a garbage container by a violent guy named Abdul.

I once caught a guy trying to steal my football.

I threw a firecracker once and ran away.

>>745083631
>>745083643
This kinda goes without saying. /pol/ is even worse for such fishermen

>>745087006
Prove it

I like posting disruptive, trollish shit in threads and bounce without ever knowing what effect it had.

I'm cripplingly depressed and lonely, but I feel like I don't deserve to be anything but.

I haven't had human contact besides shaking hands in years and I think it's killing me slowly. People say I just want sex or I'm just trying to get a girlfriend, but all I really want is a girl to lay in bed with and cuddle up to while we watch stuff, it would never have to go past that. At the same time, any girl willing to do that with me is bound to have a boyfriend, which will only make me feel shittier in the end.

I'm not fat, and I'm average looking, maybe above average to some people, but I feel like the ugliest person everywhere I go, not in a sense that the people around me are attractive, just that everybody around me has a group that they fit into, people they're with, nobody else is ever alone, and that's all I ever am.

I tried telling my best friend (Internet friend) about it and all she did was tell me I'm being stupid, and then ignore me for days even when I tried to talk about something else. So I can't talk to anybody about how depressed I am, if I can't talk to her about it then who the fuck else would care?

>>745079243
who keeps making these threads

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>>745079243
Last NYE I drugged and raped my addict sister, but the fuck train had no brakes
>all aboard
Asked my sister to stay at my apartment so my dog doesn't freak during fire works. She agreed, mostly because she could raid my stash, but I knew that. We both started our habits as teens, she always took it a few steps further than me but never knew when to stop. It escalated often, mostly because of the coke. It had been her thing right from the beginning, they just clicked. My sister on coke is difficult person for me to be around, so we never hung out, just friends telling us when and where they've last met the other sibling. But when rumors about exchanging sex for product started to spread I told her to just come to me next time she was that fucking broke.
"Ho-hum yes but only in total emergencies like seriously ok thank you"
It did take a few weeks, but she finally texted me if I was able to help out. I told her to come over, an hour later she was here. She hung around until I handed her the baggie, when I wouldn't let her lay our right there she got up and vanished out the door.
I was pissed but what did I expect. Then she texted me again, this time her guy ran off with her money and she only had weed so far. Bla. She was at my door in under an hour, but when I asked her to come in she refused. Her ride would only agree to drive her if they'd go back right away. Too stunned to react my brotherly instinct took over, stammered "s-ure" and handed it to her. I could see her get in the car when I came back to my senses. Lesson learned.
Back to NYE. I had to work on-call until about 3am, I couldn't find a dog sitter and texted my sister out of desperation. She agreed to help, after I told her she could take whatever she needs for those hours from my stash, and I'd throw in some other goodies afterwards.
cont.

>>745090697
Finish the story man where are you

>>745079243
My friend says a black woman has warmer and tighter pussy than a white woman and says white woman pussy has no friction or sensation but it's like fucking a bottle of water and he also says the white woman give ugly bitch faces when fucking but when fucking black women they are like smiling and laughing and riding his cock hard in ways white woman can't do. where can i get a demo or trial run with a black woman.

i have a child with my sister. only our mother knows.

>>745079243
i used to date a bipolar girl that was 13 when i was 23 but i fucked her up in the head. she began cutting herself a lot then cheat on me multiple times, now shes a gender fluid dyke fucking a bisexual dude. she's turned ugly so im happy shes gone

>>745080000
Please elaborate on the sexual abuse

>>745091533
Did it come out normal or with downs

>>745091533
Is it daugher?

>>745091533
what did mom say? how old we're both of u?

>>745079243
I don't like niggers.

From the middle of last year to about 2 months ago, I've sucked a total of 8 different cocks off craigslist. I absolutely loved every second of each blowjob. Sucked each cock more than once too. Now i have a girlfriend that i love but often get the burning desire to get my throat fucked again but i refrain from acting on it.

>>745091830
are you m or f? what was first time like? what are their cocks like?

I really want to get my cousin to show me her tits. They seem so great, but ive only seen them with clothes.

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>>745090697
I returned 20 minutes early thanks to no traffic, only to see the same car my sister was in last time leave my drive way. Inside I found my dog locked inside the bathroom, my entire stash gone, booze and xanax on the table and my sister melting into the couch.
>WAPP!
I slapped her hard across the face, to which after a second she reacted with a slow "heey..." That's when I snapped.
Poured two whiskey, downed one with cialis, then made my sister swallow some more xanax with the other one.
Grabbed the toy bag from the bed room, flipped her over and restrained her. Her pantyhose felt very satisfying. Moving a body without motor function is surprisingly difficult, even with somebody skinny. Good to know in case I ever need to move another body like that.
She moaned when the plug went in, after that I took a closer look at the goods.

cont.

my neighbor is part of a pedo ring and he gets underage girls to his house all the time when his wife isnt home. he offered me to join him when he noticed i saw them going inside but i declined. still not sure what to do

>>745084121
>sounding
that hurts AF tho

I'm fucking in love with someone on the other side of the planet and its not terrifying at all even though it should be

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>>745091332
It's going to be long with pictures, so chillaaaaaaax guy

>>745092117
Go in with camera and put Dropbox links

>>745091714
very normal. nothing bad that i know of.
>>745091789
yes.
>>745091800
said nothing to me. stopped talking to me for a long time. things are more normal now. she is very accepting of her and treats her very nice and very normal. we were in our 20s.

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me an dmy cousin have been friends for a long time and she is in love with hiro hamada so to be a bit more like her, i told her that i'm in love with bucky barnes (the winter soldier) but really i havent felt emotion in years and yeah hes really good looking but like i said i havent felt emotion in years and ive gotten to the point where i cant go back because ive been drawing myself with him for months now

pic related its one of my drawings with him

I voted for Trump but would have voted for Bernie or Hillary if they would have pushed for Universal Basic Income for all.

they were all bad candidates but Trump isn't doing too bad right now.

>>745092161
Thread can't die till we get the end of this

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>>745092114
Prodded and poked her, tried to see what makes her tick, but pretty much everything down there was up for anything.
With rage turned lust and the cialis doing it's making I propped her ass back up, pushed my rock hard cock against her pussy and slipped right in. Even with all those benzos in her she still got wet from this, and doing a bit of the old in an' out confirmed that she hasn't blacked out after all. She was awake-ish, and happily getting dicked.
Used her like a human fleshlight, finished inside her. Left her ass alone though, aside from the plug. Removed pantyhose and thong, put a blanket over her and just left her like that. I knew I'd be safe thanks to the benzos, and as for her missing clothes I figured I could tell her to ask her driver where they went.
Next day I was up before her, but she woke not long after. Told me how sorry she was and that she'd pay me back and how wonderful I am yadda yadda. After a quick shower she grabbed her shit and left. Got tested, herpes but those aren't new.

I was sure she wouldn't be back anytime soon after that stunt.
cont.

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

>>745094218
MOAR

bump for story

>>745094808
Just keeping it alive

>>745095310
same

>>745079243
I killed my Ex for cheating

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>>745093693
Plenty of time for part 2

>>745094218
So I honestly didn't think she'd be back, but there it was, a short text from her asking if she could come over.
Two hours later she was here, guess the bus takes a different route than her ex. Having her sit down with me and just talk felt nice, but I couldn't look at her sit in the same spot where I violated her and not think about how it felt to use her like that. So when she started her "so, how is it..." speech I cut her off.
"No more freebies, pay up. It's grass, gas, or ass, and since you can't afford the first two I'll take the third option", and tossed a small baggie over to her.
She blew up on me, called me names, sick, insults, baggie always held tight. Took her a while, but she finally flipped me off, spat a fuck you in my face, took a huuuge line and said "now what?"
To be honest I didn't even think that far, expected her to fuck off, not be down with this. Got an awkward blowjob and some doggy out of it, came on her back. She got up, grabbed the bag and left. Didn't see her for a full three months that time but eventually she came crawling back. Was ready for her that time though, took cialis and made her cum for the first time. She fought it for quite some time, but after more coke she couldn't help but give in, cursing at me all the way through. Made her cum twice more during this session. She hates that she enjoys cumming from this, and I get off on this power I have over her.

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>>745094808
Almost done, it's picture time for now

>>745096423
She came over again not too long ago, straight up told her that I'd be taking pictures to post on 4chan this time, she just shrugged and told me to only use snapchat then for that. Of course I didn't do that.

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>>745096740
Her face goes all wonky whenever she's high as balls. I gave her molly last time, got it for cheap and wanted to see if she'd fuck like a different person. She was ok with the molly, whatever lets you fly, little kite.

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>>745097016

>>745080000
You got quads though so I think it's okay

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>>745097078

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>>745097109
Go time.

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>>745097151

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>>745097176

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>>745097200

>>745090419
I can relate bro. I feel the same way.

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>>745097246

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>>745097278
Testing the waters

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>>745097331
Got her to cum with just a few strokes, much stronger orgasms on molly, she creamed all over my dick

I was very active with my window neighbors.

The first one watched me jerk off every morning thru her bathroom window.

Second one used to randomly show boobies and walk in panties as I was jerking to her.

Third one was a mother nearly at her 40's that would be naked all summer standing at her balcony till I get naked too.

I moved from that apartment and in my new one there is no neighbors at all. Sad.

>>745079243
Im afraid people at work will soon find out that I am cleptomaniac. Ive been trying to stop and just ignore things, But they keep asking me to put them inside my bag. I hate myself and I hate to be like this. fuck im pathetic.

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>>745097520
Since she acted like she hates it I'm going to bruteforce her brain into liking it

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>>745097801
Set to max, sat back and waited for orgasms. I counted four, but one could've been a seizure as well.

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>>745097924

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>>745098015

>>745079739
Ten points for the man who can't figure out twelve minus seven on his own.

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>>745098056
Two hours of webmshare.com/play/EBd3L later


This happened three weeks ago, I'm sure she'll come knocking again before NYE, making sure to have coke around then. Need to document the difference in behavior. For science.

>>745079739
How can you not comprehend math this simple?

>>745098712
Nice. Any more you're willing to share?

>>745081561
Umm...you know you can say fuck, right?

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I'm obsessed with this picture. It's all I can think about. Just the perfect revenge for all those episodes of torment.

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Kek.

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>>745082820
>Not capitalizing Lord Kek's name

BLASTED HEATHEN!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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>>745099159
mega #F!0VsVTRpY!r-9Q1qVviwfTQJCh0iFXUw for more

>>745099656
A red ass is a happy ass

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>>745082958
For you, friend. :)

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>>745082958
>>745099889
>>745099974
And by far my worst one.

>>745099438
Nigga

>>745083582
This made me feel better about myself. At least you were useful some way.

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>>745099862

>>745083964
Which one had the worse immigration problems?

>>745084216
But it doesn't make him happy. Look at this! This is misery manifest!

Sometimes, I touch my little sister´s pusy when she sleeps

>>745099889
what is the context here??

>>745100629
ever snap pics?

i molested several of my younger cousins

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>>745088182
kill urself w/sodium chloride instead xD its a meme LOL

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kbBgx0BEuuI

>>745100980
Any problems with them after?

>>745090067
You are one evil man, anon.

>>745100917
Sorry, my phone hasn´t flashlight, so I can´t.

>>745088536
Not OP but I feel the pain of not being satisfied

>>745101156
nobody ever talks about it, but there are a couple that are a bit awkward to be around a one who basically wont acknowledge me at all

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>>745079243
I've been single since 2005.

>>745101325
How long ago did it happen?

>>745101325
3-8 years ago i think

>>745088210
same. I have a folder (including fb photos) going back about 7 years. I regularly check the hot girl's pages for new stuff.

>>745083531
You don't know how to potty?

>>745101517
how old were they?

>>745083319
Gay? As Kim would say what's the sitch?

>>745101595
the youngest at the time it happened was either 5 or 6. oldest one at any time was probably 12?

>>745100629
I did that once and a friend of hers when she spent the night also.

>>745100661
Nigger tries to steal copper. Gets fried to death. Can't let go cause science.

>>745101089
Please exterminate yourself

>>745099438
Me like

>>745101719
Have you ever tried for a round 2 now with one of them?

I like to sometimes shove the end of my reusable razor up my ass and sit on it. The end is contoured and soft. It gets me hard like no other.

>>745101927
Not as gay as you might think

>>745101751
Well, I´m not alone, tank you

>>745101913
not in the past few years no. some of them things happened several times with. one i had a thing going with for probably 3 years

>>745101751
how old?

>>745102010
How old is your Sis?

>>745102109
10

>>745102217
above or under clothes?

>>745101990
Thank you I needed that :')

>>745102321
Under her panties

>>745102459
does she have hair

>>745102101
Sister was 16 when I fingered her while she was passed out and I played with her friends pussy and ate her out while she slept (and I think pretended to sleep for most of it) when they were younger I think she was 11 at the time. Only did it once though.

Last time I fucked a hooker at an Asian massage parlor, when my condom covered dick slipped out of her pussy, she told me to just pull it off. I was like, "What? Pull off the condom?" And she says "Yes, just promise no cum inside."

So... I fucked that hooker bareback.

>>745102521
fucking nice dude

>>745102488
Nope, it didn´t grow yet

>>745102678
welp im jealous

>>745102648
First time I ever ate a pussy, it was great.

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>>745102531
I've done the same, too. First time, I was terrified for months that I might have contracted HIV; I ticked the days I went without any 'symptoms,' and avoided using words like, "positive." Six months later (the "Window Period"), I was pretty sure I wasn't infected, so I continued to fuck various prostitutes and even some men...but I always made absolute sure I (or they) wore a condom the whole time.

I miss those days so much.

my whole family is fucking full of sexual abuse. pretty sure there isn't anyone who hasn't been involved. shits fucked yo

>>745082554
omg.
you had sex in uni and got paid for it?

that is fucked up man. what a tragedy. are you okay now?

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I have become the "North Korea" of my family...minus the threats, I mean.

>> sis in law and wife go out with friends
>> i run sis in law home when she can't drive
>> took her home when she was pretty drunk
>> started grabbing my crotch in the car
>> get her inside and she dropped to her knees and sucked me for a bit
>> said her sis told her how i tie her up and fuck her
>> said she masturbates about it a lot
>> asked me to tie her up
>> of course i did
>> with sis in law tied to bed, blindfolded i fucked her
>> my niece work up at some point and stood at the door watching
>> i didn't say anything
>> sis in law has no idea
>> cummed in sis in laws cunt
>> wiped my dripping cock on asshole husbands pillow

>>745080000
Pasta is very stale. Don't eat it.

Everything. OK! I’ll talk! In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam. In 4th grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. 5th grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.

But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

>>745090067
this is pajeet tier /devilishness/

i like 10 yo girls.
i would never do anithing to one but i jerk off thinking in them sometimes

>>745103353
you do you man, just look dont touch

>>745100053
:O

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>>745079243
6 years ago my neighbor used to have a dog that barked 24/7 all fucking night.

When they were at work/school one day I knocked on their door to make sure they weren't home then shot their dog with a Taurus model 605 .357 magnum and put it in a garbage bag and threw it into a dumpster behind a grocery store. Went home and washed the blood out of the grass with the hose and was finally able to sleep for once in 2 years

They knocked on my door the next day asking if they had seen their dog, I said no sorry.


That was probably the biggest crime I've ever committed.

>>745103531
yeah , something like that.

>>745102217
mods

when i was about 6 yrs old my older half brother, 8 yrs old, suggested to me that we would take turns putting our dick in the others mouth i agreed and we did about 3 seconds per turn maybe 3 turns each. I didn't think much of it then but as i got older it became a greater and greater burden.

>>745079243
best orgasms ever had: sisters high heel sounding my dick while she sleeps......

>>745080000
ethan....
is that you man?

>>745104097
eh, kids do shit like that

>>745084375
tits or gtfo

>>745079243
I've catfished many many many girls on date sites. I mostly catfish the ok-looking and below girls, rarely hot girls. Hot girls are too willing to show off their body, and are probably fake profiles too.

I have their facebook, phone numbers, and complete nudes of them, I could potentially ruin their lives.

>>745084475
ha whore

>>745085414
dude dump that bitch thats retarded

>>745104441
Lol fuck off nick youre the only one with a 3 incher

I used to post nudes of my sister here, it turned me on idk why. She was like 15 but she looked way older (huge tits) so no one cared.

>>745079243
I despise most of my so-called friends. The few I hang with the most are great, but the rest are socially inept, unintelligent, forever-alone losers with not a spine between them all or even a mild capability of empathy. The majority of their problems are their own fault, and it's getting harder and harder to pretend to care. I only keep up the facade to prove to myself that I can.

I'm not gay, or bi for that matter, but I make exceptions for high quality gay/bi porn, usually traps or hentai.

My girlfriend and I have agreed that we shouldn't let other people into our bedroom activities, but at the same time I get very hard thinking about it. I know I'd regret it afterwards, but it's a desire that I can't seem to suppress, although I think that may be a symptom of my porn/masturbation addiction.

I think much more highly of myself than I deserve, and by a huge margin. I fantasize about all the ways I could change the world, or how if I ever goaded some asshole to fight me, I'd kick his ass. The reality is, the sum total of my life will likely come out to be nothing at all besides whatever kids I have, and I'm a scrawny-ass white boi who goes outside maybe an hour each week, if I'm being generous.

Going off the 'I'm not gay' bit, one of my favorite fantasies about her is that she and I have a foursome with gender-bent versions of ourselves. She'd look fucking adorable as a boy, and it's gay as shit thinking that, but I'm legit not gay or bi.

I'm deeply out of touch with my actual emotions. The only exception is with my girlfriend. I love her deeply and I know that for certain, but everything else seems to change as the situation suits me. I play it off well enough so no one calls me out on my flimsy morals, but it's certainly there.

>>745104943
>Going off the 'I'm not gay' bit, one of my favorite fantasies about her (my girlfriend)

i imagine 3d girls when i look at 2d hentai

>>745104931
re up?

My wife has found out every single one of my affairs but one. 3 weeks or so before our wedding, I fucked one of her friends after she made me a few drinks. I'm 60% sure her first kid is mine.

>>745105128

After I said she is 15? Suree

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>>745083449
Agreed fellow stormfag!
XD Upvote

>>745103160
Do the truffle shuffle

>>745105373
its ok she looks older