>Look who finally came out of his cave. w-what say?

ha yeah thought i'd come say gday, what use up to?

Get the fuck out of my house. I don't know any of you.

Eating burritos and ice cream you fat cows. GTFO

>>745052418
why are you cunts loitering outside my cave?

>>745052418
swiggity swooty I'm comin for that booty

>>745052418
What are you doing? I want to play xbox on that TV so get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>745052418

I wanna eat your taco

>>745052418
Where am I? Who the fuck are you? What's going on??

>>745052418
I'd do a 360 and go back down stairs.

>>745052418
since i'm not a faggot, ask them if they want to fuck. if not, watch tv with them because i'm not a rapist.

>>745052418
A taco party taco party

Nice.

>>745052418
Ooga booga. Me hear women. Me hungry. Woman make sandwich for me. Ooga booga.

i want to fuck every single one of you

tell them that they need to take care of their bodies, consume more fiber and vitamins, and less fats and sugars.

>>745052418
Who's cave am I coming in first?

Nice socks.
Did you get them from the toilet stoar?

>>745052418
I dunno if those tacos are funky or if it's just the smell of your vaginns, but something is giving me a chub.

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immediately rush up and start sucking on their titties

>>745052418
Just in time to grab a taco and make fun of whatever insipid rom-com you whores are watching.

Imagine coming out of your room and seeing them all frozen exactly as in the picture. Just staring at you.

>>745052418

>My dicks a coke and MD infused lolly pop

And after that those bitches would be swinging from my dick.

White girls love coke and molly

>>745052418
say something like "well if you're gonna be like that, I'll make an entrance. hold on"

walk around, play song on phone

c-c-c-oming out of my cave and I've been doing just fine, gotta gotta gotta be down because I want it all

fuck whoever sings along. one of them will, it's the laws of groups of white girls/

>>745052418
Look at you boorish hogs. Eating tacos around the television like a cluster of fetid migrants.

You're a 6/10, combined. I wouldn't poke any of you for all the riches in Christendom. Capiche?

>>745052418
Oh look who's getting fatter again? Unlike you all, I pay the bills in this home so don't start any bullshit with me. And yeah, I've had a long day

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>>745053273
>Hey /b/ lets negative advertisement this

rainbowwatch.anpmech.com

>>745053527
>Several moments of searching for the song pass. Girls already moved on to some other shit.
>Start awkwardly singing along to a song on your cellphone
> "Oh, I remember this song."
>"Y-yeah. I changed the words to "coming out of my cave"
> "Oh. Coool."

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>>745053753
Best and only logical answer in this thread tbh