You wake up to see this on the news. How do you react?

THE GAUNA ARE ATTACKING

Meh, women. What are you going to do?

try to look at her (vagina)

by her a big ass oven and fridge she just wants to make giant sammiches

finally a woman that can take my humongous dick

Grab my fuckin gun and organize a local resistance movement against the giants.

https://youtu.be/HcyVRzkSwkc
For context

>>745043140
Commencing Project Gestalt.

>>745042806
THE FEMINISTS HAVE UNLEASHED THEIR SECRET WEAPON.

I normally wake up at 3pm so it would be like night time for new York and the bitch would already be shot to death.

>>745042806
Wtf is wrong with my colour tv

>>745042806
Hilary has evolved. Oh my god we're doomed. Doomed I tell you!

Get my sword but realize that humanity is doomed no matter what we do. Look into transferring my soul into an android and cutting out the replicant middleman.

>>745042806
Recognize that I am dreaming, lucid warp me a nice toilet and take a shit.

I would say, nice tits, then go to work

>>745042806
Ah. I see mother's awake.