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iPhone X is retarded. Discuss.

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iPhone X is retarded. Discuss.
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>>745039303
looks shitty
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It is retarded and it's shits all fucked up. These features have been on Android for years
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>>745039303
>$1000
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Steve would have murdered him on the stage.
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>>745039303
I think that we should convince that iPhone can charge with kinetic energy due to the elastic flexed screen and new wireless charger kinetic converting module.
They could test this feature by dropping the phone, or stabbing the back with a knife.
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>>745039432
This
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>>745039303
Disappointed they didn't bring back the headphone jack
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OP here. I was actually angry watching it. iFags will eat this shit up, paying ridiculous money.
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iPhones are a nothing but a fashion statement and retards will continue to keep buying overpriced phone for features that have been on Android.
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>>745039499
This. It's like a goddamn cult. They can't point to one goddamn thing exciting with the new phones, but they act like you're an idiot for not understanding why this will be the best phone ever.
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>>745039303
Samsung oled MASTERRACE
> shitty pOS
> shitty apple GUI
done talking
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>>745039303
Apple will play go political like go gays go women go lgbtdjffjdc go blacks and liberals will have to buy it. Pretty smart technique
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>>745039559
It's worse than a fashion statement. They have created a Veblen good. I'm salty.
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>>745039432
Please, it would be perfect to launch an ad campaign that would fuck this overpriced phone up and see all the stupid millenials cry about it
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>>745039303
Thats a fair bit of bezel in the miniaturised bezel arms race.

Cant see apple winning the war if thats the best they can do
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>>745040746
Why do they actually care? Are their lives so devoid of meaning that they have to justify themselves based on the phone they buy? Do they really have nothing else going for them?
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Is this the part where we do another bogus marketing campaign?
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>>745039303
It's pretty, people will lose their shit over it.
It also has face detection, that now amazing thing that has been on Android phones for a while now that can also be fooled.
So innovative. I must have it.
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>>745041874
See, I think they spent a lot of money on their phones that they have to convince themselves their phones are good.

Same thing with people, people who live shitty lives are constantly posting on social media about how great life is. They'll take a photo, and trying to create a false reality for themselves so they begin to believe it.

Me? I wouldn't spend anything over $400 for a phone. And my Android has 64 GB Built in, and 128 GB SD expanded.
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it has ANImoji ... you wish to had this ... this is why you hate it
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it'll make apple more money than they can shit on
so i mean, i don't think they're feeling very retarded right now
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No useful info in this thread...

The iPhone x is a step in the right direction from a hardware perspective. It is bridging the gap with current gen android phones.

The os runs seamlessly like it always has because Apple controls the hardware.

The iPhone does exactly what it's supposed and it's less buggy than android.

Having said that I'm still sticking with android....probably pixel 2 since the note 8 is too big.
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>>745041874
Yes. That's exactly the problem.
>ew omg Android
Some people are fucking pathetic whiners.
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>>745042788
You know what I'll give you that. I like my note8 but I wish all companies would just do stock Android instead if their own fucken version of it.

Also ANImoji is kinda neat for about 5 minutes.
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>>745039303
iphones are for basic bitches and ignorant broke people
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>>745039303
why the screen gotta be so dumb like that. like all you'll be able to think about is how stupid it looks when the whole screen is being used because of how they did it. the fucking galaxy s8 series used a shit ton of screen and still managed to make it not look retarded like this.
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>>745042788
>note 8 is too big.

just get the s8+. it's an entire .1 inches smaller.
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>HURR DURR ITS A WASTE OF MONEY IM SMART BECAUSE I HAVE AN ANDROID
Enjoy your open-source shitstain while i'll be unlocking my phone with your sisters face.
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>>745043522
Dumbfuck detected
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Fucking hate this bezelless shit how the fuck do I hold my phone with out covering the screen
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Android is worse than aids
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>>745039370
Iphone has been shit since Steve Jobs died
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>>745043006
Oxygen OS is the perfect combination of stock android with useful tweaks / additions

It's as fast as iOS in most aspects, faster in others
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>>745043641
I bet you can barely afford a 20$ shirt.
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>>745039401
this, like point blank
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>>745039370
actually no other android phone had a face recognition system, like iphone x has right now.. pretty much all previous tries were bypassed easily with a picture of owner's face
i agree for the rest of the features..
im just waiting to see the hardware failures to come when the device launches.
>$1k beta device
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>>745043770
Fuck you can't even play rekt webms on /b/ without a converting app with the Iphun
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>>745044070
I bet you are gay
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>>745044866
Enjoy poverty.
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>>745039490

They won't come back with it. Outdated technology. Welcome to 2017 with Bluetooth and AirPods
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>>745039432
holy fuck this
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>>745039582

You're right. Only the first phone with 6 cores. At least this one won't catch fire (hopefully).

Although I admit $1000 is ridiculous
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>>745039303
In order to have an iPhone 9 (or is it 10?) you must have an iCock or iPenis or iPussy or iVagina or iCunt. Yes, with an apple logo tattooed on it.
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I still use my 3rd generation Ipod touch.
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>>745039638

The new one has OLED. Can you read or just autist
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>>745045182
$100 in china.
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>>745045303
Which is why it's expensive, Samsung are charging them triple for the OLED compared to their last display 40 -> 120+
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>>745043011

>iPhone
>broke people

Pick one. Another one with autism
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Absolute shit, will break if dropped
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>>745040746
Dumbfucks, they probably think that if iPhone has prettier emojis then it's better phone... Some idiots shouldn't even be allowed to use the internet. Anyways, iPhones aren't that bad, but they're sooo fucking overpriced and their users are retarded
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>>745045538
And even samsung bills you like 200$ for their curved glass front and back each 200$
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iPhone is 18 months behind android because they make sure their shit works perfectly before they release it. Sure you can say android did this and that ages ago, but I bet you it was half broken out of the box
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>>745044724
This is literally why I gave the wife my 7+ and got an s8
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So sad that Apple can make their products as shitty and as expensive as possible, yet people are still fucking stupid enough to buy into it, I would have thought when the IPhone 7 came out, it would have essentially flopped because of no headphone jack, but no, these fucking stupid people HAD to buy it and with a stupid adapter that makes you look like a fucking idiot, but hey at least you're one of the cool people! Hoho!
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>>745045538

All phones will break if dropped. Why so many uneducated want to knock a phone that is unreleased yet
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Nobody is going to bring up the fact that the Face ID failed the first 2 times he tried it on stage?
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>>745045360

Ren currency vs US DOLLAR
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>androfag cant buy Iphone
>saying Iphone is shit compare to android

Iphone is much better than any android
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>>745045814
That's not the problem, the display is 120+ bucks for apple, they are gonna charge 300-400$ for a screen replacement
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>>745045808

>iPhone shitty

Just because you are too poor to buy a pair of Bluetooth headphones doesn't make it shitty, it just makes you behind the times. This isn't 2007, it's the FUTURE
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>>745046029
Nigger do me a favor and eloberate on that claim
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>>745046159

> implying Samsung OLEDs are cheap to replace?

If you break an OLED it is expensive
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>>745046396
Have you been in a coma for the past 8 years? Samsung does charge a lot but I bet apple will charge double that's the point I was making, for a screen replacement you could buy a flagship from xiaomi which is pretty good
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we can all bitch about this, but applefags will still apple. 1000 , 2000, 3000 dollaroos.....people will still buy 'm no matter what. just move on people.........
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>>745046624

Negative. We don't sell that in the US. Your logic failed again
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>>745047301
You buy it unlocked instead of contract and you but directly from china, that's why it's cheap.

Educate yourself before you start beating your meat
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>>745039303
Ever since Android has improved its UI to be more fluid and snappy, there's less of reason to go iPhone. That fluid, simple, "just works" UI was the reason Apple became apple.

Nowadays Oneplus 5 can do everything and more than an iPhone and looks nice and costs about 1/2 the price.
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>>745047901
S8 has a nicer screen, is better for productivity and at least its rectangular and you can use the entire screen for content, there's no point in expanding the display beyond the front speaker
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>>745044966
Probably too dumb to operate an Android phone. Also implying wealth for spending only 1000 bucks. Haha you must also be a poorfag
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>>745039638
Enjoy your bloatware.
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Idk I mean its cool or whatever. The camera is insane. But Im still using a iphone 5s. Works perfectly and isn't a fucking tablet. I don't need all the fancy bullshit
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>>745042788
Wow a based anon here for once. He gets it. Both have their advantages, and people can prioritize their wants to determine which way they want to go.
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>>745048293
this, plus it has square fucking corners, so it doesn't shatter when you drop it once.
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>>745048293
All in all it is still a very nice phone, only thing is it could have a .5" bigger display and some more battery capacity.
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>>745047993
Honestly, what can you really do in terms of productivity on a phone. You can stick things in a calendar, and you can do emails on the run if needed. Other than that you can check the weather, check your bank balance, and maybe make an almost useless group chat. The rest of phones is almost purely entertainment or social, not productivity. Oh and phone calls.
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>>745048615
Talking mostly about multitasking/multiwindow use, I can watch an intructional YouTube video/have chrome open/be on a phone call and the phone handles it
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>>745039303
Looks like .... another iPhone. Shitty
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>ITT: androidfags who fail to comprehend that iPhones are better not because of there specs alone but due to the continuity and fluidity of its ecosystem. If you're going to nay say i'd be willing to bet you've never experienced or properly utilized the seemless integration between phone, tablet, watch, and MacBook.

Android is and always has been a fragmented and disjointed experience. And don't even get me started on it's windowsTier reliability and bloatware. You can deny it but you're only lying to yourself
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>>745039432
That's just fucking stupid, it would work if you said it charges by shaking it
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>>745039303
literally every iphone is shit
>>745039370
this has been true for every iteration since jobs died
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We should come up with another hoax feature.
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buoyancy in ocean water? the metallic frame can withstand the weight of a car? the camera can take pictures of the sun?
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>>745048908
I've had an iPad and found it to be completely useless. Refuse to get a smart watch. And really have no reason to have everything between my computer and phone synced. You can sync pics and music easy but what else is there to have synced between phone and computer?
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>>745039303
Phones in general are retarded.
Costs 10 times more it used to and the screen cracks even if you just look at it a little bit harder.
There are six gorillion apps, and none of them actually makes sense.
>ye but gps
you can suck your google maps' dick if your net runs out. nver happened with regular paper map.
>ye but i can talk with anyone anywhere
ye dude meeting people in person is so lame...
Mark my word faggots technology will kill us all before the century ends.
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>>745049316
Calm down Ted. We read the manifesto
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>>745049316
That retarded technology was powerful enough to take us to the moon. Self-driving cars, rabbits that glow in the dark, hyper-loops, A.I., nano-bots that cure cancer, ion propelled space-flight. Technology will save us all.

Now go back 100 years and enjoy your paper airplanes and the spanish flu
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>>745049316
Lel, tech will be killing the population for sure. Hambeasts think they only deserve 10's both ways, talking in public makes you a weirdo now, spending all your damn money on a phone to look cool so you can't afford to go out. Internet dating is a thing and it's an abomination. Crazy social media driving everyone mad. You're weird if you're not on Snapchat instagram twitter Facebook linked in Pinterest and what ever else is out there. Uploading all the same shit to each platform, talking to the same people on four different platforms at a time, using several redundant platforms that could just be done with talk and text. Fuck it's annoying.
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>>745049316
>paper maps
nice meme dude
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>>745049316

>one of the greatest technological advancements of our modern day
>2 inch computers
>retarded

you're right dude
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It can be charged in the microwave
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>>745048908


>>745049195

Android and Google photos is seamless image/video continuity, I have all my stuff on my email account which is also coincidentally Gmail which everyone uses.

The only reason I wouldn't buy into the apple ecosystem is their laptops, their laptops are absolute garbage for anyone who does more than web browsing
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>>745045525
He means you'll be broke after you buy one.
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>>745049195
A lot of people use tablets and enjoy them. Just because you don't doesn't change anything. Same with the watch. I get that it's not for a lot of people but it is still the best selling smart watch and now watch in general

Though you can sync photos and apps on the iPad/iPhone I don't personally use it for that and is not what I was intending to reference. I meant with regard to being able to start a task on iPhone and pick up the iPad and resume it from there. For example I don't want to read this long article on a smaller screen so I just grab the iPad, open it, swipe up from the bottom left, and it drops me off exactly where I left off on the phone. The other part I was referring to is that you can receive calls, text messages, and FaceTime, through the iPad (despite being cellular only) without any lag and respond via iMessage as if you were on the phone. You don't have to switch between both devices for any reason.

Now I don't have a Mac but my buddy does and it functions similarly to what I described above. You can be on the computer and receive a text or call and answer/reply from the MacBook without ever acknowledging your phone
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>>745039303
I'm sticking with my iPhone 7.
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>>745039303

Apple Headquarters:

>Hey guys, alright our shittier copy of the Galaxy S8 is complete. How do we market it?

>I have a great idea! Let's also make just an iPhone 7 but call it an iPhone 8! Then we can sell the phone we just made with features that are basically base level standard on Android as the """premium""" iPhone X!!!

>Are we going to sell the iPhone 8 for less money or something?

>Fuck no! We will sell those for the same price but the iPhoneX will be literally 1000 dollars!!!

>Cool, should we put a finger print reader on it? You know, the last technology that we kinda introduced? So so people can use TouchID still? We could just put it under the Apple logo, that would be neat

>Fuck no! Let's put a shitty gimmick face reader on the front that will fail live onstage! Fuck the consumer, let's see if we can't sell a 2000 dollar "iphonePro" next year!

If you buy an Apple product in 2017 you are retarded. Fully and totally retarded. The S8, Note 8 or the LG V30 do EVERYTHING and more for less money. Stop being retards.
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>>745039559
autism
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You all laugh, but intelligent marketing and social conformity have caused them to nearly dominate the market. They've got 150 billion, what've you got?
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>>745039303
I am buying it.
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Have you dumb fucks forgot that the Note 8 is only $40 LESS? Still expensive
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>>745050482

How is this ever a valid argument?

>HURR THEY BE MAKING CHEESE THROUGH SHITTY MEANS WHATCHU GOT?

Idk dumbfuck, what do you have? Oh, that's right, an overpriced phone. Kill yourself
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>>745043770
Iphone was shit from very first release.
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>>745050607
It has many outstanding features though, the first is s-pen
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>>745049601
>That retarded technology was powerful enough to take us to the moon.
Yeah dood we have so much benefits from that.
>Self-driving cars
nigger just take public transport if you're too retarded to get a licence
>rabbits that glow in the dark
again so uch benefits
>hyper-loops
This shit takes away the enjoyment of travelling. On a bigger scale, takes away the beauty of this world. travelling anywhere anytime in almost an instan makes everything so boring and redundant.
>A.I.
What's even the point here? We just try to play god and create intelligence without real evolution. This thing will never be equal to human intelligence.
And even if it will be, then what? It will soon realise that humanity is the bane of itself and needs to be exterminated for the greater good.
>nano-bots that cure cancer
This life we have is the cause of cancer. All the radiations we have, the shitty food we eat.
>ion propelled space-flight
What do you even expect from this?
This shit wont make our lives better, even if we find new resources on other planets they wont just give it to the people. All you expect from this is the universal-income which will never happen. Why would the upper class give up its priviledges and be equal to dirty niggers.

All you expect from science is the same as communism.
A universal utopia that is good for everyone. But such thing can not and will never happen.
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>>745046260

>Just because you are too poor to buy a pair of Bluetooth headphones doesn't make it shitty, it just makes you behind the times. This isn't 2007, it's the FUTURE

mimimi.. thats not the point
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Apple took away the slide to unlock feature. So I switched to android.

Haven't looked back.
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>>745050242
I'm the pro-Apple anon above and I agree with some points here. They tried to make the embedded Touch ID work but they couldn't make it happen on a large scale in time. To save face they came up with face Id. Yes there was a snafu on stage but I have no doubt if it's actually shit it will be figured out relatively quickly once people have it in hand. I'm hoping for there sake it works as well as they say. If it's less reliable than Touch ID (which isn't perfect in its own right) you're gonna have some pissed off people. Even if it's head and shoulder above android face rec tech it still won't be good enough.

I totally agree with you on being fucked up that they called it iPhone 8 and asking what they are for it. It should have been 7 and 7s and cheaper. That said I won't be purchasing anything this year. series 3 Apple Watch is more like a mid year refresh and I wouldn't need LTE coverage like ever anyway. I do understand phone companies are running out of features to implement as the technology is kind of stagnant and mature at this point which is probably why everyone's on the slimmer bezels bandwagon.

t. 6s and series 2 appleFag
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>>745050736
>Oh, that's right, an overpriced phone. Kill yourself
I have an Android you retarded cunt. I was simply pointing out the simple fact most of you have ignored.

Marketing 101 - take a cheap product, mass produce it in bum-fuck china by the hands of children. Market it with prestige. 40% of the phones in the world are yours. They know what they're doing. And they're doing it shamelessly. The only thing they're pioneering is marketing.
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>>745039303
Don't need one now that I can suck my own cock.
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>>745051647
mfw could not suck own cock
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>>745051033
>Yeah dood we have so much benefits from that.
We learned a lot you retard
>nigger just take public transport if you're too retarded to get a licence
Nigger everyone thinks they're a good driver. It will save lives. 99% of car accidents are the result of human error
>again so uch benefits
It's the most basic rule of science that everything is trial and error, built from the ground up. You think you'd be alive without our advances in the past hundred years? We'll soon have a world without cancer, retardation, ALS. Every single genetically carried ailment.
>What's even the point here? We just try to play god and create intelligence without real evolution. This thing will never be equal to human intelligence.
And even if it will be, then what? It will soon realise that humanity is the bane of itself and needs to be exterminated for the greater good.
We'll stand by the plug. Machines process information a million times faster than our tiny brains. They will help us accomplish wonders
>This life we have is the cause of cancer. All the radiations we have, the shitty food we eat.
You don't even understand cancer. Everything causes cancer. Living has always done that.
>What do you even expect from this?
the continuation of our fucking species. We'll need a new planet after we've finished trashing this one
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My Moto G is better than this desu
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>>745039370
You're an idiot. It doesn't matter if android did it first. What matters is who does it better. So we'll have to wait and see once people actually test this thing in real world situations.

It's like the ipad and other tablets. Apple weren't the first, but when the brought the ipad out it was the best tablet available, and it had the features needed to sell them to people.
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>we're going to bring a new revolution for the next decade
>unveils an S8+ with animated emojis
my sides
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>>745051786
>We'll need a new planet after we've finished trashing this one

so the main purpose of life is convinience? you would rather use science to your convinience instead of making things actually better?

You know that there were no 'trashing' before science became this advanced. All you want is leeching off planets just so you can never actually have to leave your basement, or do anything actually productive AND enviromentally friendly.
All you want is the benefits but without sacrifices of your own.
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>>745039432
That's just fucking stupid, it would work if you said it charges by shaking it
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>>745039303
literally every iphone is shit
>>745039370
this has been true for every iteration since jobs died
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We should come up with another hoax feature.
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buoyancy in ocean water? the metallic frame can withstand the weight of a car? the camera can take pictures of the sun?
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>>745048908
I've had an iPad and found it to be completely useless. Refuse to get a smart watch. And really have no reason to have everything between my computer and phone synced. You can sync pics and music easy but what else is there to have synced between phone and computer?
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>>745039303
Phones in general are retarded.
Costs 10 times more it used to and the screen cracks even if you just look at it a little bit harder.
There are six gorillion apps, and none of them actually makes sense.
>ye but gps
you can suck your google maps' dick if your net runs out. nver happened with regular paper map.
>ye but i can talk with anyone anywhere
ye dude meeting people in person is so lame...
Mark my word faggots technology will kill us all before the century ends.
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>>745049316
Calm down Ted. We read the manifesto
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>>745049316
That retarded technology was powerful enough to take us to the moon. Self-driving cars, rabbits that glow in the dark, hyper-loops, A.I., nano-bots that cure cancer, ion propelled space-flight. Technology will save us all.

Now go back 100 years and enjoy your paper airplanes and the spanish flu
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>>745049316
Lel, tech will be killing the population for sure. Hambeasts think they only deserve 10's both ways, talking in public makes you a weirdo now, spending all your damn money on a phone to look cool so you can't afford to go out. Internet dating is a thing and it's an abomination. Crazy social media driving everyone mad. You're weird if you're not on Snapchat instagram twitter Facebook linked in Pinterest and what ever else is out there. Uploading all the same shit to each platform, talking to the same people on four different platforms at a time, using several redundant platforms that could just be done with talk and text. Fuck it's annoying.
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>>745049316
>paper maps
nice meme dude
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>>745049316

>one of the greatest technological advancements of our modern day
>2 inch computers
>retarded

you're right dude
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It can be charged in the microwave
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>>745048908


>>745049195

Android and Google photos is seamless image/video continuity, I have all my stuff on my email account which is also coincidentally Gmail which everyone uses.

The only reason I wouldn't buy into the apple ecosystem is their laptops, their laptops are absolute garbage for anyone who does more than web browsing
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>>745045525
He means you'll be broke after you buy one.
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>>745049195
A lot of people use tablets and enjoy them. Just because you don't doesn't change anything. Same with the watch. I get that it's not for a lot of people but it is still the best selling smart watch and now watch in general

Though you can sync photos and apps on the iPad/iPhone I don't personally use it for that and is not what I was intending to reference. I meant with regard to being able to start a task on iPhone and pick up the iPad and resume it from there. For example I don't want to read this long article on a smaller screen so I just grab the iPad, open it, swipe up from the bottom left, and it drops me off exactly where I left off on the phone. The other part I was referring to is that you can receive calls, text messages, and FaceTime, through the iPad (despite being cellular only) without any lag and respond via iMessage as if you were on the phone. You don't have to switch between both devices for any reason.

Now I don't have a Mac but my buddy does and it functions similarly to what I described above. You can be on the computer and receive a text or call and answer/reply from the MacBook without ever acknowledging your phone
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>>745039303
I'm sticking with my iPhone 7.
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>>745039303

Apple Headquarters:

>Hey guys, alright our shittier copy of the Galaxy S8 is complete. How do we market it?

>I have a great idea! Let's also make just an iPhone 7 but call it an iPhone 8! Then we can sell the phone we just made with features that are basically base level standard on Android as the """premium""" iPhone X!!!

>Are we going to sell the iPhone 8 for less money or something?

>Fuck no! We will sell those for the same price but the iPhoneX will be literally 1000 dollars!!!

>Cool, should we put a finger print reader on it? You know, the last technology that we kinda introduced? So so people can use TouchID still? We could just put it under the Apple logo, that would be neat

>Fuck no! Let's put a shitty gimmick face reader on the front that will fail live onstage! Fuck the consumer, let's see if we can't sell a 2000 dollar "iphonePro" next year!

If you buy an Apple product in 2017 you are retarded. Fully and totally retarded. The S8, Note 8 or the LG V30 do EVERYTHING and more for less money. Stop being retards.
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>>745039559
autism
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You all laugh, but intelligent marketing and social conformity have caused them to nearly dominate the market. They've got 150 billion, what've you got?
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>>745039303
I am buying it.
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Have you dumb fucks forgot that the Note 8 is only $40 LESS? Still expensive
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>>745050482

How is this ever a valid argument?

>HURR THEY BE MAKING CHEESE THROUGH SHITTY MEANS WHATCHU GOT?

Idk dumbfuck, what do you have? Oh, that's right, an overpriced phone. Kill yourself
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>>745043770
Iphone was shit from very first release.
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>>745050607
It has many outstanding features though, the first is s-pen
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>>745049601
>That retarded technology was powerful enough to take us to the moon.
Yeah dood we have so much benefits from that.
>Self-driving cars
nigger just take public transport if you're too retarded to get a licence
>rabbits that glow in the dark
again so uch benefits
>hyper-loops
This shit takes away the enjoyment of travelling. On a bigger scale, takes away the beauty of this world. travelling anywhere anytime in almost an instan makes everything so boring and redundant.
>A.I.
What's even the point here? We just try to play god and create intelligence without real evolution. This thing will never be equal to human intelligence.
And even if it will be, then what? It will soon realise that humanity is the bane of itself and needs to be exterminated for the greater good.
>nano-bots that cure cancer
This life we have is the cause of cancer. All the radiations we have, the shitty food we eat.
>ion propelled space-flight
What do you even expect from this?
This shit wont make our lives better, even if we find new resources on other planets they wont just give it to the people. All you expect from this is the universal-income which will never happen. Why would the upper class give up its priviledges and be equal to dirty niggers.

All you expect from science is the same as communism.
A universal utopia that is good for everyone. But such thing can not and will never happen.
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>>745046260

>Just because you are too poor to buy a pair of Bluetooth headphones doesn't make it shitty, it just makes you behind the times. This isn't 2007, it's the FUTURE

mimimi.. thats not the point
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Apple took away the slide to unlock feature. So I switched to android.

Haven't looked back.
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>>745050242
I'm the pro-Apple anon above and I agree with some points here. They tried to make the embedded Touch ID work but they couldn't make it happen on a large scale in time. To save face they came up with face Id. Yes there was a snafu on stage but I have no doubt if it's actually shit it will be figured out relatively quickly once people have it in hand. I'm hoping for there sake it works as well as they say. If it's less reliable than Touch ID (which isn't perfect in its own right) you're gonna have some pissed off people. Even if it's head and shoulder above android face rec tech it still won't be good enough.

I totally agree with you on being fucked up that they called it iPhone 8 and asking what they are for it. It should have been 7 and 7s and cheaper. That said I won't be purchasing anything this year. series 3 Apple Watch is more like a mid year refresh and I wouldn't need LTE coverage like ever anyway. I do understand phone companies are running out of features to implement as the technology is kind of stagnant and mature at this point which is probably why everyone's on the slimmer bezels bandwagon.

t. 6s and series 2 appleFag
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>>745050736
>Oh, that's right, an overpriced phone. Kill yourself
I have an Android you retarded cunt. I was simply pointing out the simple fact most of you have ignored.

Marketing 101 - take a cheap product, mass produce it in bum-fuck china by the hands of children. Market it with prestige. 40% of the phones in the world are yours. They know what they're doing. And they're doing it shamelessly. The only thing they're pioneering is marketing.
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>>745039303
Don't need one now that I can suck my own cock.
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>>745051647
mfw could not suck own cock
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>>745051033
>Yeah dood we have so much benefits from that.
We learned a lot you retard
>nigger just take public transport if you're too retarded to get a licence
Nigger everyone thinks they're a good driver. It will save lives. 99% of car accidents are the result of human error
>again so uch benefits
It's the most basic rule of science that everything is trial and error, built from the ground up. You think you'd be alive without our advances in the past hundred years? We'll soon have a world without cancer, retardation, ALS. Every single genetically carried ailment.
>What's even the point here? We just try to play god and create intelligence without real evolution. This thing will never be equal to human intelligence.
And even if it will be, then what? It will soon realise that humanity is the bane of itself and needs to be exterminated for the greater good.
We'll stand by the plug. Machines process information a million times faster than our tiny brains. They will help us accomplish wonders
>This life we have is the cause of cancer. All the radiations we have, the shitty food we eat.
You don't even understand cancer. Everything causes cancer. Living has always done that.
>What do you even expect from this?
the continuation of our fucking species. We'll need a new planet after we've finished trashing this one
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My Moto G is better than this desu
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>>745039370
You're an idiot. It doesn't matter if android did it first. What matters is who does it better. So we'll have to wait and see once people actually test this thing in real world situations.

It's like the ipad and other tablets. Apple weren't the first, but when the brought the ipad out it was the best tablet available, and it had the features needed to sell them to people.
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>we're going to bring a new revolution for the next decade
>unveils an S8+ with animated emojis
my sides
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>>745051786
>We'll need a new planet after we've finished trashing this one

so the main purpose of life is convinience? you would rather use science to your convinience instead of making things actually better?

You know that there were no 'trashing' before science became this advanced. All you want is leeching off planets just so you can never actually have to leave your basement, or do anything actually productive AND enviromentally friendly.
All you want is the benefits but without sacrifices of your own.
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another reason to kill myself
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