Why have a gf when you can be the side guy to multiple girls?

>>745032990
OP is a faggot

>>745032990
Are you the one cucking or getting cucked?

>>745032990
Because I have the green banana, not the yellow banana.

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>>745032990
You don't get to post bananas without the consequence of having minion memes spammed.

>>745032990
I'm not looking just for sexual gratification. Having sex with some one who I do not have an emotional connection with is boring and I should might as well just jerk off into a napkin. I need to have some sort of attraction to the person other than physical when I'm having sex to actually enjoy it. There needs to be that 'human touch' to it. Of course, this is just for me personally.

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>>745032990

>>745033892
Hey Look, an actual human being on /b/. What are you doing here?

>>745032990
You should be in the fields

>>745033955
Its not domplicated. Friends with benefits: danger edition is all that it is. You hang, like eachothers dompany, fuck, do dumb shit and then you get to be free while he pays for her cell bill or whatever. Try it if you could even pull one.

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OP's bitches:
1 index
2 middle
3 ring
4 pinky
also OP is a faggot

>>745034084
don't you mean her dell bill?

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>>745034084
Ive had a relationship like this once, but now as I am with a girl that I am madly in love with the sex couldnt really be better. Really trivializes everything that came before it.

>>745034239
You might be getting cucked bro. Take her on a trip to Dubai but stay there and become citizens, if she cucks you she gets stoned.

>>745034607
I know her, she isnt a cockhungry slut. Even thought I know how it sounds, I am fairly certain about that one thing.

>>745034819
cut of her clit just to be safe. She won't cheat if she doesn't enjoy sex

>>745034985
Thanks for the tip habbibi

>>745033892
WHAT A FAG!

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>>745033892
Falling for the, woman can feel the same feels that men feel, meme

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>>745035300
>implying you've ever touched a woman, period

>>745035651
Never implied that

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>>745035784
You said he fell for the meme, but you fell for the "all women are emotionless sluts" meme.

Maybe you should try not dating completely brainless retards.

>>745034227
Login errors like this are left ambiguous for safety reasons, like preventing someone from purposely trying to find a username.

>>745035850
All the women I date are rich sluts that have daddies money and I am sort of a male succubus to them.

>>745036401
The word you're looking for is incubus, fuckface.