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California cop. AMA

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California cop. AMA
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>>745031670


Do you hate blacks?
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Have you shot anyone?

Dumbest reason you arrested someone?

What's your ethnicity?
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>>745031852
Nah, honestly some were in pain in the ass though. My closest friend is a black sgt
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>>745031919
Never shot anyone

Dumbest reason is because supervisor told me to. Gotta do what they say.

I'm white
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Admit it, you like arresting worthless niggers
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>>745031670
what is the biggest arrest you've done
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>>745032032
Some deserved to be arrested for sure, but I never went out seeking it honestly. I hated everyone equally.
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>>745032075
Dad who raped his kid who was about 9
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>>745031670
Have you ever arrested rich teenagers or broken up a rich teenager party and had their parents try to bribe you or sue you?
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Why did you decide to become a cop?

Anything to make you regret that decision?
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>>745031670
Do you buy into the "War on Drugs"?
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>>745032119
Never offered or accepted bribe. Unless you count chicks who tried lower their tops a bit on traffic stops. Instant ticket :)
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>>745031670
bluelivesmatter is run by a white supremacist
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are you in the union?
how much do you make per hour?
how much over time do you work per week?
do you get any free shit from gas stations and shit??
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Take bribes? How easy would you say is it to bribe a cop?

Why do you assholes actually show up to court for traffic violations? Do your bosses make you or is that part of your "civic duty" or some shit? What if the day in court is supposed to be your day off?
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>>745032150
I wanted to help people. Dumb as it sounds.

Knowing what I know now, I probably would have done something else. Hard to do the job now adays with cameras in your face all the time.
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>>745031670
what do you think of the cop who arrested the nurse because she would not draw blood?
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>>745031670
How much in the way of drugs have you confiscated and how much if you are open to selling.
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>>745032156

It's definitely an issue. Especially in California. I could give a shit about marijuana though.
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>>745032207
Yea we are union.

About $48 an hour.

oT is plentiful, but I enjoy my days off.

Gas stations give us soda. That's it.
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>>745032113
damn
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>>745032238
Never offered nor taken bribe.

We show up to court cause we get paid! Duh. If it's our day off, it's OT
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>>745032241

Do you feel you actually help people or fuck people over more than help?

What career would you want to do instead? How long have you been doing it for?
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>>745032253
That was a bit overboard
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>>745032255
Tons

Zero
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on average how many cars do you pulll over in a day?
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>>745032414
The theory is that the cop wanted to protect himself in case the guy that got run over by the police chase wanted to sue.

does that sound right?
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>>745032331
>48 an hour.

any tips on becoming an officer?
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>>745032378
A little of both. I try to help the younger kids out. Some of the meth heads there is no helping them.

Probably would have join the military. 16 years now.
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>>745032462
Hard to say. It varies. I only pull over cars if i think it will lead to something more. I don't give a shit about running stop signs or lights. Unless you do it right in front of me.
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>>745032468
From what I gathered he did what his boss told him to do. Don't think it was right.
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>>745032512
My best tip is, find another career.
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Is there a quota you have to meet for pulling people over?

What do you think of our president?

Is the left being overdramatic or is there a real problem that needs to be addressed in regards to cops shooting innocent people?
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>>745031670
what do you think of the Bannon /Milo talk in Berkeley?

What is california police stand on Antifa riots
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>>745032688
No quotas. Against the law.

I voted for him.

I think the numbers speak for themselves.
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>>745031670
Have you ever considered a career in law enforcement?
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>>745032755
Don't have an opinion.

Well what do you think? Riot ? You think we gonna allow riots?
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>>745032781
Funny
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>>745032781
You must be a fireman
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>>745032807
This is what berkeley looked like last time Milo came to town.

looks like a riot to me
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>>745032935
Ok, well the cops there were told not to do anything so...I don't work there.
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48 dollars an hour is fucking insane
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>>745033003
It's nice. I don't even work for a high paying agency. Others make more.
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>>745033037
doctors only make around that much in my state lmao
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>>745033037
I should mention, I do qualify for additional pay from certificates issued by the state. Bumps up my pay a little. So my base is actually lower.
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>>745031670
Do you know about the Human Trafficking going on?

Have there been any busts in your city yet?
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>>745033224
Prostitution counts right? Plenty of that.
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What's the fastest you drove?
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>>745033269
No, Human Trafficking from the ports of L.A. Stretching through CA from Semis & Railroads, and using the HWY to go to TX & D.C. To establish a Silk Road of human trafficking.
Some is sexual trafficking and some is forced labor..

The Blue areas that are deep blue are/were involved, like in L.A. And Jerry Brown as well.


A few filter down to staff massage parlor a and streets but not many from this type of Trafficking.
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>>745033483
130 on the freeway
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>>745033561
Stuff like this, Chinese Billionaires buying up L.A. The ports, Hollywood, Logistics businesses & warehousing, tied to Clinton/Podesta/Leung DNC & China.

I've met a few cops that know this.
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>>745033689
http://www.city-data.com/forum/los-angeles/2669140-crooked-developer-pays-off-top-la.html

Forgot link.
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>>745033579
And how do you feel about the communications monitoring stations that you have with the large stations everyone goes through?
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>>745033792
Not sure what you mean? Like stingray tracker?
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>>745033849
Yes like that. But larger,
There are those but better.

Some are fake cell towers/base stations that act as the middle man.
http://www.newsweek.com/what-cell-ls-those-ominous-phony-towers-268589

"Last week, the city of Oakland, California, released documents revealing that three local jurisdictions applied for a Homeland Security grant to obtain a “state-of-the-art cell phone tracking system” with 4G tracking abilities. Other areas, including Tacoma; Baltimore; Chesterfield, Virginia; Sunrise, Florida; and Michigan's Oakland County are also seeking upgrades"

(P.s., you could build your own stingray if you wanted..) but I remember going to a DEA building and having to ring the button, stare and smile at the camera before they let me in to work on things, and he was showing me/telling me how all the calls were routed through that building.
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>>745033849
Yes, stingrays are a huge problem. I mean look at what happened to Steeve Irwin.
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>>745033849
Also how is your Sig treating you ;)? Or do you not carry a sig/grenade.
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>>745033996
They have there use I'm sure. We don't have them
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>>745031670
When you get home do you rape your kids and beat your wife, or the other way around?
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>>745034061
Eat a dick lol
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>>745034061
Don't have kids or a wife. I'm not an idiot.
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>>745031670
Hey officer, please don't get mad at this. I need help.

I have a uniform fetish. I know it's weird. I don't know how to explain it.

So, I live in australia, and I managed to find and buy the shirt for a sheriff uniform. I've found a tie and some stuff online, I want this thing to end up looking as real as possible, so..

What are the best kinds of duty belts? I want something nice and sturdy.

Apart from the shoulder patches, (Sgt rank on the arms, county, and USA flag) what are some other things I can put on it? Such as pins for the collar? I have limited info about how police uniforms in the USA are supposed to look, and i see pictures of stuff like pins and such, i don't know what they are called.

Any advice would be appreciated. I don't want to look like an idiot in a cheap costume. Costumes do nothing for me. I read the county uniform regulation code, but it just confused me.

Thanks in advance.
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Have you actually ever done something to someone because of their ethnicity or is the left wrong about all cops?
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>>745031670
How many 11 year olds, or under, have you ever beaten?
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>>745031670

Do you worry that your wife will recognize the smell of nigger cock on your breath when you get home?
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>>745032113
Hey man, stop cock blocking.
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Do you think the Ferguson Effect is real?
The whole cops not responding to calls or not patrolling certain areas to avoid risking their careers.
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>>745034127
I hate everyone equally. Plus, I like my job and I'm not going to do something to risk losing it.
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>>745034133
None
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>>745031670
How long do we have before this fucking horrible nightmare of a site gets taken down?

Its been 11 years here and I can't stop myself from coming back, and I fucking hate it.
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>>745034174
Very real I don't do much proactive stuff anymore.
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How do you live with yourself know that there are corrupt cops in your department that you can never report. How do you justify it with your original reasons for wanting to become a cop?
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Ever seen any naked druggies you had to take care of?

Describe your wife's breasts in a decent amount of detail.
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>>745034240
Is it more out of worry of personal safety or because of your career?
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>>745034213
Why? What's the point of being a policeman then?
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>>745034270
Honestly I haven't seen anything bad. I know shit goes on, but I've never been witness to it and I'm glad I haven't.
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>>745034300
I've had chicks answer door naked. Or catch people fucking in their cars. That's about it.
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>>745031670
How many times did you look the other way for weed offenses? Have you ever had a sexual favor to get out of a ticket?
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>>745031670
OP, everyone is cunts.
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>>745034308
Little of both. More career I think.
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>>745034214
>Its been 11 years here and I can't stop myself from coming back, and I fucking hate it.
>little girl with no self control
>cries, "please mister policefaggot, stick your baton in my ass!"

Please tell me you would beat a faggot like this to death in real life and plant embarrassing evidence on him (say like evidence of cp and transvestism).
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Is there a minimum amount of "policing" you actually need to do per shift?

What if there's nothing legitimately going on?
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How's it feel to be a class traitor?
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>>745034376
I never gave shit about weed. Most of the time I just let em keep it or toss it.

Never been offered bribe
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>>745034407
It's true, this man has no dick.
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>>745034410
There's no requirement, but they track your car via gps so u can't just sit and do nothing.
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Hello dear copper man,

How are you? I am fine. I hope you are doing well also. My question is, have you or anyone in your station ever had to deal with someone who had nudes of little ones? I'm just asking for a friend. She was just curious ha ha.

Looking forward to your response.

-AJ Kirk
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>>745034495
I used to work with a guy who got popped for it. He got fired. Girlfriend turned him in.
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Ever done the reefer yourself? Anyone you know on the force in California start smoking when it became legal?
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If you've seen it. How accurate is the show South Land?

Also is it true that ex military get preferential treatment when joining?
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>>745034542
It may be legal, but we are still prohibited by policy.
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>>745034126
I got you fam
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How do you sleep at night knowing your daughter is, or will grow up to be, a rebellious tramp who breaks the law and has relationships with niggers?
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>>745034576
Never seen Southland.

Military guys don't get any special treatment to get hired. Some are complete dumbasses.
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Was 9/11 an inside Job?
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>>745034616
I sleep great because I'm not stupid enough to have kids in the first place.
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>>745034680
That is the right answer.

How do you feel being a protector of the law while browsing a shithole like this?
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So now that everybody didn't give a fuck before, how do you plan on shutting down all these grows with the change in law? you guys are so fucked. lol.
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>>745034438
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If I confess to a very real federal crime I committed, that I can get decades for, how much effort would you actually put into getting me found out?
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>>745034757
I'm bored at work.
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>>745034783
Above my pay grade. IDGAF
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>>745034611
I posted that gif originally. Wow. Talk about full circle.
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>>745034831
I give zero fucks
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How do you feel about loli? Would it be enough for you to turn someone in for cp?
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>>745034868
shut up yes you do
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>>745034894
Cross your heart and hope to die?
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>>745034868
fake ass cop lol
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>>745031670
What part of california?

I'm about to do 30 days in Laredo for 2nd DUI, driving without a license and probation violation. Pretty weird cus i got buddies that are guards in laredo and wasco. How do you feel arresting an old buddy or something?
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>>745034925
It's weird. No.
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>>7450349>>745034953
Honestly I don't. Not my assignment.
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Are traps gay?

Do you have any uncommon sexual fetishes?
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>>745035103
Yes

No
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Are there incentives to give out traffic tickets?
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Based off of your experiences alone, do you have more trouble with minorities? If so, which in particular?
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>>745035220
None. Unless you want to be a dick
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>>745035233
Yes, Mexicans and blacks.
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Can you do cop things while not on duty?
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>>745035285
What is your personal belief as to why you see more mexicans and blacks?
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>>745035322
Don't know what kind of "cop things" you are referring to. Give me an example
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>>745035387
Economic status
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I live in CA! What county?
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>>745035438
California
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>>745035413
Basically, can you enforce the law while off duty.
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>>745035469
Well I certainly can't pull people over off duty in my personal car..so there's that. But if I see a crime happen I can certainly call someone.
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>>745032757
>I think the numbers speak for themselves.
Don't cop out pig
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>>745031670
why do cops insist that the blue line (cops vs civilians) doesn't exist when the symbology for supporting the cops is literally a blue line?
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>>745031670
Any advice for someone trying to become a LEO in California?
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>>745031670
Why are you wasting your time here on a bunch of teenagers ITT? Most of the shit here is laughable.
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>>745034126
Any sheriff fags wanna weigh in on this please?
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Is it like Lethal Weapon where it's all one liners and jokes until one of you turns out to be a racist?
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>>745036410
Depends on the Department I use to be a Deputy but now I'm an Officer in a smaller department.
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>>745036487
Kootenai County, Ohio
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>>745036136
Op back. Was on a call.

My advice is don't do it. Find another career.
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>>745036294
I'm bored at work. What's your excuse ?
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>>745037131
>>745037170

Do you every worry about your wife recognizing the scent of nigger dick on your breath when you get into bed at night?
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>>745037170
Not him, but are you having a nice day?
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>>745039206
They have to kill people sometimes you colossal potato
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>>745039206
citizens KEK
more like garbage trash criminals, drugs dealers, rapist, killers etc.
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>>745031670
Dud bush do 9/11?
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>>745039247
>>745039247
>They have to kill people sometimes you colossal potato

>Implying police officers are any less potato headed than himself
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>>745039791
I dated a police officer. They see some shit.
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>>745031670
No questions. Thank you for your service. Blue Lives Matter.
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>>745039856
>They see some shit.
like the shit at the end of their nightstick they stuck up your loose asshole?
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>>745040134
Ah, the nightstick. Fuck that was fun. I wonder how many people be pounded with it before he pounded my prostate with it? And how many after, fuck i'm getting hard here i'm gonna have to fap. Brb
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>>745031670
How do you shine your boots?
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>>745039939
Im with this guy here.
Thank you. And be safe out there.
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>>745040588
Me three
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>>745032589
do you give a shit if people speed in front of you

i always compulsively follow the limit if i see a cop around. but this is indiana with more corrupt dickheads
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>>745031670
Why haven't you killed yourself for being a donut eating, civil right violating cunt?
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>>745031670
did you ever keep a clean gun or a knife for potentially sticky lethal situations.
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>>745044044
Good question
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>>745040134
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>>745044412
Corrupt abusive cops are my fetish

I will let any man in uniform abuse me in any way, especially sexually. I love it
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>>745031670
If the constitution are legal protections for citizens, why do illegals get things like trials and due process as well? Can't we just execute them?
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>>745032113
9?! That's pretty young to be a dad.
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>>745032331
How the fuck do you make 48 an hour as a cop, are you a high rank or something? What am i missing here.
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Why do you keep telling people to not become a cop?
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Is 48$ hour its a lot in the us?
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>>745044412
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