This bug jus ran across my kitchen floor wtf is it

termite

You sure this things a inch long at has some huge jaws like avp

Solifugae

>>745027275
Looks kinda like a camel spider. Also, it's filled with eggs. Why aren't you killing it with fire!?!?!

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camel spider

>>745027425
could be this. OP are you in the southwest?

like a fuken camel spider or some shit

burn your house down and run, you're doomed

>>745027275
Camel spider

>>745027294
>termite
Eight legs. Clearly an arachnid.
OP has some serious issues to deal with in his home.

>>745027275
Burn it alive before it lays eggs

>>745027275
Also, this is why you should never kill mud daubers. They are your friends and kill the big nasty spooders like OP's. :3

mole cricket

>>745027624
yeah I realized after I wrote that that it was incorrect

>>745027648
nah fuck burning it, to easy for it, drown that bitch in bleach

>>745027732
kekkk

>>745027275
jeruselum cricket

destroyer of the middle east and arizona

>>745027425
Why do such disgusting creatures have to exist

Camel spider/sun scorpion.

They're harmless to people. They might bite if you piss them off, but they aren't venomous or anything. They're also the only reason you aren't finding scorpions/rats/mice in your home.

>>745028341
I'd rather have a mouse in my house than that fucking thing

>>745027275
If dubbs, op must eat it.

>>745028411
Well it has a couple hundred eggs in that bulge on it's back so I'd recommend gettin on that asap

>>745027907
I look at niggers and ask myself the same thing daily.

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>>745027275
You killed her! You MONSTER!

>>745028411
But scorpions? These bastards eat them, or at least keep them at bay. Scorpions can cause more harm than these things. Technically so could mice and rats.

>>745028570
I'm not op

>>745028667
>this
>fuck>scorpions

>>745028411
Camel spiders don't shit in your cheerios and infect you with hanta virus

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>>745027275
It's a type of crab spider op there's tons of different ones

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>>745027275
Don't worry, op! We've set a few hundred of these fellows loose in your living room. They'll take care of it!

>>They kill everything!

>>745028690
Id rather have a Scorpion crawl on me than this thing

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>>745027907
These spiders look cute.

>>745028788
ur fukken crazy if ur serious m8

>>745028794
Yuck

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>>745028570

Where I'm from we call them potato bugs. They like to hang out in gardens and nom on your veggies.

>>745027275
Just in case no one actually told you, it's an Arizona Sun Spider
Not venomous, but mean and it has the biggest balls

>>745027275
>>745028972
Also, they don't like other Sun Spiders
So kill the one n you should be good

>>745027275
That's fucking hell spawn

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>>745028972
and they are fassst. see them quite a bit where i live

Insects are disgusting. Throw that bitch in the microwave

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>>745029205
yeah because radiation fixes everything...

>>745027275
Listen op, if you look in the photo, it's abdomen is slightly translucent and full of eggs. start a small fire (outside, dont burn your house down obv) and burn the shit out of them.

Its called a Solpujid and they dont bite, believe it or not. They are desert-esque creatures that look scary as fuck but are harmless. Just pick it up and chuck it outside tbh.

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>>745027907
Probably what your mom says about you

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If Trips, op must shove it up his ass.

>>745029684
please no we dont need another spiderbro

>>745029684
The_Cazador?

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>>745029898
Oooh so close..

>>checkem

>>745030028
>>141347555

>>745027275
Penis chigger

>>745028927
We call those Mexicans where I'm from

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>>745027907
Because the Jews protect them all like they do with niggers, and make you work your whole life to ensure their existence goyim.

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>>745030028
you dont want this to happen again

>>745028638
holy fuck. i'd probably burn the whole place

it's a camel spider with a ton of babies, don't smash it or they'll fuck your bitch

>>745030306
KEK

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>>745030321
No, I agree.

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>>745030306

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>>745030406
No, you just need some giant frogs.

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mmm, caviar

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>>745031094
>mfw

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>>745027397
Its a jerusalem cricket

>>745027425

>>745027275
All these close guesses but it's
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae

and yes they can bite, but nothing serious.

>>745027275
It's an alien bug. Now that you killed others will come, will bring you back to your childhood and turn rape you just to ruin your actual present.
Which btw sounds shitty already, if you waste your time posting on /b

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kek

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>>745031519
>all these close guesses
>posts a link of exactly what people have been saying it is

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>>745027275
what fucking country do you live in? 'cause I never wanna go there

>>745031420
did you even look at op's picture? it looks nothing like that.

>>745028794
killed 2 of those fuckers in the past few days in my house. thank got and the little baby jesus neither of them were on my toothbrush

>>745031816
they're in the U.S., places like new mexico or arizona

>>745032222
quads checked

>>745028794
their bite don't really hurt, but they scratch for weeks !

>>745032349
autism checked

op fucking throw it out your house really far and never deal with it again.

>>745027275
Definitely a camel spider

>>745032222
quautism checkered

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>>Blocks your path..
>>Then lays eggs in your brain.

>>745027624
Sun spiders have ten legs

Don't waste it, especially the eggs.

Free it behind an ex gf house

>>745028787

o fuck, i get pic related around me (upstate NY) not quite sure what it's called tho...potato bug? me n my friends call them 'cloverfields'

>>745031683
Damn

>>74502727 it's a sun spider also called a wind scorpion they're not venomous

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>>745034001
>lays eggs in your brain.

>>745027275
Looks like a baby camel spider

>>745028787
I don't want to live in a world where things that look like this exist

>>745027275
A snack.